There is a good saying, the reasonable are afraid of the unreasonable, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal is afraid of the deadly, the cheeky is thick enough, and there is no opponent in the world.

In response to this situation, as long as you are cheeky and play with power, and quietly wait for the people and county officials to come to the rescue, all problems will be solved.

Huang Zerui smiled: "Boss, what if you can't scare them?" ”

Leng Feng said helplessly: "You still want to really break their legs, just scare and scare, if you think that thin arms and thin legs are not good, call Li Erniu over." In the past few days, it has been his turn to be on duty, and he is always looking for a replacement, and he has to be shameless! ”

Huang Zerui scratched his head: "Captain Erniu is working hard with his daughter-in-law to create people, this is a serious matter." ”

"I'm a fart, and I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself."

Leng Feng waved his hand and let Huang Zerui go out.

"Lao Li, tell the Salt Gang Boat Gang to help the East and West Cities and continue to pass on information! Tell Lao Yuan that he should still prepare, today I saw winged locusts in our garden, and it is estimated that in another month, the locust plague will rise. ”

Lao Li nodded, and then exited the study, the main family couldn't go out, so he could only run more.

"Gong Xi Guo! Let's get inside! What to use as an excuse to recuperate! You were beaten, and you brought it on yourself! Why didn't Your Majesty kill you directly! You traitorous person, you deserve five thunderstorms every day! ”

"Why don't you let the people farm! Even if there is a locust plague, you can't let the people of the entire Guanzhong stop farming! Your Majesty is wise and powerful, it is absolutely impossible for you to make such a decision, in my opinion, it is all your madman who bewitches Your Majesty! ”

………

Listening to the shouts and scolding of those county orders, Lao Li shook his head, now the low-level petty officials are all so virtuous, thinking that they can do whatever they want in front of the high-ranking officials of the Tang Dynasty with their enthusiasm.

Perhaps, they also expect that the Duke of Xi Guo can react and beat them up, so as to gain a reputation for "asking for the people's lives", and then become famous?

Maybe!

Li Erniu was called by Huang Zerui, and he came here fully armed.

The dark iron armor was covered with traces of swords and axes, and the rust was obvious in several places, but Li Erniu didn't care about it. A pair of armor, the more marks on it, the more obvious the rust, the more it shows that its owner is extraordinary.

The mace has broken a lot of teeth now, but Li Erniu still hasn't changed it, and the bloodstained mace looks extremely hideous.

"What are you yelling about! Look for death! ”

The voice like the roar of a giant beast shouted out of Li Erniu's mouth, and it actually suppressed the voices of those county orders.

Looking at Li Erniu, who was like a demon god, those county commanders all took a step back, and a county commander just wanted to open his mouth to say something, but was covered by his companion.

I didn't see that killer weapon with blood! Beware of being knocked to death with a stick!

"Who the yells again, Lao Tzu knocks him to death with a mace! Don't get out of here! ”

After speaking, Li Erniu brandished his mace and rushed towards those county orders, and the county orders didn't have the courage to find death, so they ran away with their official hats.

Li Erniu stopped chasing after running a few steps, and said with emotion: "Tut-tut, literati just don't be scared!" ”

Huang Zerui ran to Li Erniu's side and said with a smile: "It's not that I reminded you to sprinkle chicken blood on the mace, you are just terrifying, and you don't look scary as a weapon with blood!" ”

Li Erniu kicked Huang Zerui, but Huang Zerui dodged, since joining the Dragon Tooth Army, he has not been trained by the dogs, and now he is not used to using short three-edged thorns, otherwise he can be treated as a "dog".

"My Li Erniu is a little bigger, and it's not ugly, I've been injured so many times, and I haven't hurt my face."

As he spoke, Li Erniu began to take off his armor, Huang Zerui helped Li Erniu take the armor, and said while connecting: "Let me tell you Ang, the boss has seen that you have been very unhappy in the past two days, and said that you should not die on the belly of your daughter-in-law." ”

Li Erniu slapped it over: "Come less, the boss won't say this, but don't blame Lao Tzu for not telling you, we are rich and easy in the Dragon Tooth Army, but we are not gods, and we may have to break one or two brothers one day."

Your kid is not too young, it's time to find a daughter-in-law for yourself, when will you stay, and then you can really die for the boss. Compared with the ordinary army, we at least know that after the end of the day, the wife and children will be taken care of by the boss and brothers, so that there will be no way out. ”

Huang Zerui scratched his head: "I, wait and see, I heard the boss say that there is a locust plague this year, and there is no task in the past two years, no hurry, no hurry." ”

"See for yourself!" Li Erniu threw the mace to Ergouzi and went back to his house with his chest exposed.

Li Liu and Gou Liu are sisters, why are their sisters pregnant with children, and there has been no movement from this sister? What a cow!

The queen's eldest grandson's belly is already very large, and he is pregnant for ten months, which is the last month, and the child should be born in almost June.

As a woman, she was successful, married to the handsome and dashing Li Shimin at a very young age, and her first child was a son. At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, she became the princess of Qin, and within a few years, she had both children and daughters. Her husband became the emperor, and she deserved to be the queen of the world, the emperor's husband was infatuated, and she was not worried that the young concubines in the harem could threaten her status.

The plan written by Leng Feng had already reached her hands, and looking at the whimsical thoughts of Gong Xi Guo, she wanted to laugh out loud several times.

Li Shimin, who was drinking tea next to him, said helplessly: "If you want to laugh, laugh, I thought he had some magical means, but I didn't expect it to be this thing, what is the difference between this and singing a big opera!"

And that altar, so high, I want you to go up, and I don't want to think that you are going to give birth now! ”

The queen touched her stomach and smiled: "In the end, the altar on the concubine is also for you, as long as it is for you, the concubine will not be afraid of going up the knife mountain and going down the oil pot." ”

Li Shimin put down the teapot, walked to the queen and sat down, took one of her hands and put it on his face.

He has been an emperor for a long time, he has heard all kinds of rhetoric, and he has suffered all kinds of sycophants, but those sworn words are far less credible than the queen's flat tone.

"It's time to work hard for you, although this method of Xi Guogong is like singing a big opera, but it is really good to use, the people can't see too many clues, the locust plague is coming, at that time, you work harder, but also for our children to accumulate blessings."

The eldest grandson of both children is much calmer than Liu Shuwen, Liu Shuwen now laughs and shouts "son" when she talks in her dreams, and she has three sons, two of whom have grown up safely, it doesn't matter if the child is male or female.

(End of chapter)