Chapter 176: The Enemy of All Men
At four o'clock, Li Guolou appeared on the training ground, wearing bloomer pants and sweatshirts, without showing his muscles and lines, and the family discussed and finally lived in the Wei house, but he slipped in through the back 'door'.
Li Guolou lived together before marriage, everyone had a strong curiosity, Li Guolou's family was not exempt from vulgarity, and they couldn't resist their curiosity and lived in the inner house of Wei Mansion.
With the British beauty 'woman' Xie Liya watching the battle, not only Li Guolou worked hard, but the two boxing masters also worked hard. The devil's training started with the frog jump, and Xie Liya kept cheering and cheering on the side, and a pair of eyes were focused on Li Guolou from beginning to end.
Xie Xiuzhu didn't dare to sit, standing close to Xie Liya's appearance, feeling 'very' awkward, it was the first time she saw a tall foreign girl wearing Hanfu.
Xie Xiuzhu lowered her voice and said, "The third person who competes for favor is here, what should you do?" ”
Yelia smiled and looked at Li Guolou, who was playing monkey, and said: "The second brother is the one they are most unaccustomed to, keep a low profile, British girls have long been in harmony with them, you want them to approve of you, pretend to be pitiful, everything falls last, it's best to let them forget you." I have a way back, I can leave at any time, but now I don't let anyone in half of my 'bed', you two are too 'sassy', if Mike loses the game, it will be the result of the two of you who keep asking for it. ”
"Just once! You're the most frequent, and you're embarrassed to talk about us. I went to the kitchen to see, so many people come to eat at home, you don't find fault with your French and Western food anymore, the three people who come are all rice eaters. "Xie Xiuzhu doesn't need to slap Yelia's ass, turn the muzzle of the gun to slap the of the three big guys.
"Hmph, I brought back a small bread, the roast duck is a 'good', and the boss will bring it back in the evening, you can't trouble me." The thought of the roast duck made her salivate and drool. Mike is the roast duck of the Great Qing Kingdom is crispy and delicious, only she can taste a few bites, and others can only watch it.
The French girl walked up to the side of the British girl when she was lonely, and asked, "Miss Sheria, you wipe away your tears, Mike won't run away, don't cry strong." ”
"Really? I cried. Xie Liya stroked her cheeks with her cotton sleeve, and the appearance of a silly girl with a big grin came out, and said casually: "Oh, 'excited', my heart can't calm down." Lady Yelia, you are great, and McKenn has given everything for you, but he doesn't want me. ”
Yelia awkwardly took out a handkerchief and handed it over, and said, "Miss Shelia, don't cry, at that time, Mike was afraid to take responsibility, and now he is already a master of the rivers and lakes, and no one will grab the fourth child's position with you." Tell me the truth, are you an ingot? ”
Xie Liya wiped her eyes and said coquettishly: "Lady Yelia, you are too obscene, how can an unemployed person like me say it." ”
"Oh!" Yelia's heart was pantothenic, what she encountered today gave her a sense of crisis, and she couldn't help but press her hand on her lower abdomen, and made up her mind that the next 'hand-to-hand' fight would keep the seed in her stomach, and she would give birth to a son to inherit her mantle, and Mike and other 'female' children would never have a child of their own. Thinking of the little Japanese 'woman' who desperately left Mike Lee Chong, I wonder if that poisonous spider 'woman' will poison her husband Koizumi-kun?
Li Guomei slept for a while, it was almost six o'clock in the dark, and she came to the living room under the careful protection of an old mother, and inside Li Guolou was still shooting the two pads in the hands of the second master Jack with a bow left and right.
Li Guomei asked: "Husband, you are still watching, what is there to see about this, Xiaolou is crazy, show it to Xie Liya, let's go talk for a while." ”
Tan Guoxi shook his head and said: "Wife, stop talking, it's over soon, my eldest brother and I are talking about the gambling game, we are going to bet on Xiaolou and bet 20,000 taels of silver in the Iron Hook Captain Casino in the French Concession." With the odds of one to four, we can win more than 70,000 taels of silver if we win. ”
"You two big men have 'pumped' and 'pumped', and are ready to lose our liquidity! I disagree a hundred times. Li Guomei said categorically, angry with her willow eyebrows, her teeth creaking.
Li Guoyun sighed: "Xiaomei, we can't help it, we are relatives of Xiaolou, we can't bet on Xiaolou to lose, that's cheating and breaking the law." I can only go one way to the dark, and I will send Mr. Xu to do this tomorrow, and you can only obey by voting two to one. ”
"There's no way Captain Hook Casino can accept such a large sum of money, you two are dreaming!" Li Guomei did not forget to pour cold water, and her eyes began to stare at the movements made by Li Guolou.
Tan Guoxi said proudly: "Wife, we are not in a hurry, we can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so we slowly bet the treasure up, and now there are two French spies to report to the casino, and then carry it!" There are always odds to 2 to 1. Except for the brute woman next to her, she couldn't get out of the 'bed' in the small building. Other French people are also patriotic, and the gambling money of 20,000 taels of iron hook captain casino can't laugh, and they won't lose money in the casino. We won this time, and my eldest brother and I don't know Xiaolou yet. Wife, even if we lose, we will not go bankrupt. Win! Haven't all the investments in Xiaolou come back over the years? You have to know how to do the math. ”
Li Guomei counted Xiao Jiujiu in her heart and said loudly: "Come on, Xiaolou!" Don't embarrass the Qing people, defeat Robinson, and marry Lady Yelia openly. ”
Li Guomei did not forget to appease the French golden 'flower' Yeria, at the critical moment, this 'woman' can't let her turn back, otherwise her brother will collapse. Li Guomei came here for the first time to take the initiative to talk to Yelia, telling Yelia to live in harmony with Shelia, Britain and France are a friendly people for generations, and this tradition should be continued in them. In the future, a few more 'mixed' children will come out, and the other two superior people will be able to have a family tree of the Shangli clan with a name and surname.
The hollow soup dumplings were eaten well for Yelia, Li Guomei gave Tan Guoxi a thumbs up with a smile, and the iron lock company camp was lifted in the future, just waiting for the east wind to come.
Yelia sighed: "The system of three wives and four concubines in the Qing Empire is very good, and we can still work together from the other side of the ocean. Miss Xie Liya counts you as having a vision, Mike and I are going to make a fortune, let you live an aristocratic life in the future, don't wear rustic Hanfu anymore, our family is popular in Western clothes. ”
Xie Liya was puzzled: "Lady Yelia, aren't you already living as a nobleman now?" ”
Yelia sighed and said: "There are people outside the world, and when you see the life of the high-ranking officials of the Qing Empire, you will know how far we are from the life of the nobles. ”
Xie Liya admired Mrs. Yelia so much that she bowed to the ground, and made a blessing ceremony for a Han 'woman' and 'woman', and said with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes: "Mrs. Yelia is of noble birth, and I will only look forward to you in the future, and I will not lose each other." ”
Yelia smiled and said, "Miss Xie Liya said 'well' earlier, and the last sentence is to say to Mike, don't 'mess' in Chinese. ”
The alliance between the two 'women' of Britain and France is as unbreakable as the relationship between Britain and France, they have the blood of superior people in their veins, find true love in the Qing Empire, accept the reality and face the polygamous society calmly.
At this time, Eugene, a great reporter of French Pravda, was writing hard at his desk, his heart was full of anger, he was extremely dissatisfied with reality, and he wrote about the darkness of the Qing Empire one after another. This world is full of injustice, full of absurd and deviant British and French 'women', as well as Manchu dogs with pigtails, why do weak Qing people ride on British and French 'women'! He wanted to complain, he had to rely on a pen to write the ugliest side of the filthy Qing Empire, which would be an earth-shattering anecdote, and the editor-in-chief asked him to work overtime to write an interview with Mike Lee, and the page was no longer a corner of Pravda's tofu block, but occupied half of the entertainment section.
Eugene looked at the information about Li Guolou he had obtained from everywhere next to him, looked up to the sky and smiled and casually bit a roast duck 'leg' in his mouth. Even if he loses the gamble this time, he will be able to make a comeback, and a book about Mike Lee Eugene has been drafted, which he believes will set off a frenzy in the European literary scene, criticizing the rotten and sad marriage system of the Orientals, as well as the oppression of "women" and "women" compatriots.
Eugene picked up a photo of Li Guolou and said to himself: "Mike Lee, you are the enemy of all men, I despise you, but I can't do without you." In the future, I will be the guest of honor in your family, and one day your little wife will be seduced by me. Mike, you're just waiting to be cuckolded, which one to start with? ”
Eugene flipped through the photos of Li Guolou's lover, which included Du Yingying, the big guy Du Xiao's wife Rowling, and the 'woman' who Li Guolou knew in a 'mess'.
Finally Eugene found a target, this "woman" and "woman" are rich and noble, with the atmosphere of an Oriental, Eugene kissed countless mouths to the photo, and he fell in love with Aunt Zhang, who was a miscellaneous worker in Baozhi's room.
In the dining room of Li Guolou's house, Chen Xiangfang took the lead in toasting to his uncle Li Guoyun, the eldest brother is the father, and the kneel kowtow ceremony to meet the elders, Li Guolou also kowtowed to his brothers and sisters with tea instead of wine.
After the admonition and greetings, at the beginning of the banquet, Li Guolou was still surrounded by six raw 'chicken' eggs, with the eldest brother Li Guoyun on one side and the British girl Xie Liya on the other.
Xie Liya began to eat with chopsticks in a dignified and steady manner, and when she toasted three rounds of wine, Xie Liya violently 'revealed' her naughty nature. A right hand stretched out to Li Guolou's pigtail, pulled it for a while to make Li Guolou turn his head to talk to her, and then 'touched' Li Guolou's braid to play, so that Li Guolou kept reassuring Xie Liya to be well-behaved and take her out to play tomorrow.
Knowing Xie Liya's hard work in the past two years, Li Guolou felt a little guilty in his heart, which man doesn't lie, he once left the UK for the sake of the golden cicada, and deceived Xie Liya's feelings. Unexpectedly, Xie Liya was not angry, and tracked down the Qing Empire for thousands of miles, which touched the eldest brother and sister, and also made him gladly accept Xie Liya's love for him.
Others were eating roast duck and red wine, Li Guolou was eating bloody steak, and at the dinner party, fortunately, Zheng Lingling 'inserted' the joke, which made some serious scenes laugh. Chen Xiangfang finally 'revealed' her talent, letting everyone present know why Li Guolou fell in love with a widow with an oil bottle.
The family had the appearance of a family, and the atmosphere slowly became relaxed, Li Guolou relaxed, biting the 'chicken', 'breast', and 'meat'.
Li Guomei saw that everyone had almost eaten, and reported to everyone the good news that the eldest brother Li Guoyun will hold a wedding in Shanghai in May next year, and then go back to his hometown to hold another wedding. Let Li Guolou take the whole family to participate, and the 'sexual' nature will participate as a wife. The meaning is that Li Guolou doesn't want to hold a beautiful wedding banquet in his hometown, Li Guolou is happy and dissatisfied when he hears it, and he reluctantly accepts the reality.
The accommodation has been arranged, and the Li family, who are still unsatisfied, discussed the direction of future development after the meal.
Li Guoyun glanced at Li Guolou with a teacup, and issued a warning, "Idle people can go." ”
Li Guolou was the first to send Xie Liya to the room where Chen Xiangfang slept upstairs to sleep, and said: "Xie Liya, be obedient, there are many people in the family, be obedient, I will be the first to accompany you when I have time." ”
"Hmm!" Xie Liya pounced on Li Guolou and bit frantically, Li Guolou was already a master of love, and he saw the opportunity to put his mouth up, an affectionate tongue 'kiss', which was unforgettable, and it took ten minutes to get Xie Liya to walk down the stairs.
Li Guolou thought to himself, what should he do if he has three more lovers? Not allowing them to participate in the family discussion is not to treat them as family members, and it is not good for them to hear the 'yin' schemes, Li Guolou is dissatisfied with the status quo, how good it should be that the 'female' portrait had no status in the family in the past, what is wrong with the society now? The 'female' man rode on the man! The male 'sex' and 'excited' elements have returned, and Li Guolou is ready to let the three lovers ride the man again tonight.