On the 14th day of the first month, the brothers of Tianzihao gathered and were invited to the site of Yipintang.

At noon, Li Guolou brought three lovers, a girlfriend and a daughter to the overpass, and from the moment he jumped out of the carriage, Li Guolou and his party attracted the attention of passers-by.

Sister Chen Xiangfang took out her gold watch and said, "Xiaolou, I'll take them to play, we will pick you up at six o'clock in the evening, don't drink, I want to check!" ”

Li Guolou raised his top hat, bowed down and said: "Xiaosheng is gone, don't get separated, humble each other, don't quarrel and make people laugh!" ”

Xie Xiuzhu said lightly and angrily: "Go, where did we quarrel, we are drunk and happy, don't come back with another singer, we have to turn our faces!" ”

Li Guolou hurriedly turned around and stopped talking, there is no taboo for men and women to become old husbands and wives, and this kind of nonsense on the street makes people look at jokes.

Yipintang gang leader Zhao Yao's "Yuejia Magic Class" entertained friends in the rivers and lakes, hundreds of people came to the field, and entertaining VIP friends in the troupe is a feature of the Spring Festival.

There were not only magic performances on the stage, but also other troupes such as singers, jugglers, eight-drum horn players, and board players, and the whole stage did not stop from noon.

The Jianghu brothers obeyed the rules, and as soon as the gong sounded, everyone stopped talking and watched the performance on the stage.

Yue Fei Xian no longer performs her magic trick "Water Escape Technique", but her eldest brother performs this project, although Yue Fei Xian is a man bare-chested, and her beauty is not as good as before, but the tense and exciting atmosphere makes people breathless, Yue Fei Xian struggled in the water tank for four minutes before the iron shackles and ropes were untied, and escaped from the water tank.

Zhao Yao's eyes widened in surprise, he didn't even blink and pointed to the stage, and said, "Third brother, tell me the truth, is this true!" ”

Li Guolou's face was embarrassed, for his monthly picking of immortals, I don't know how many times he was teased, the singer in the play is the top brand and is worth a lot of money, the red singer is a valuable commodity, and the female drama in the juggling class is not valuable, it is a lowly play, and it is a worthless goods.

The singer is surrounded by women, many of them belong to women who do not sell their bodies, there are men and women in this kind of juggling class, and it is common for men and women to live together.

Li Guolou smiled and said: "Master Zhao, how do I know if it's true or not, aren't we looking at it the same way!" ”

Liu Huan, the third master of Yipintang next to him, was a thief and said with a smile: "Third brother, but you are different, you are not a detective, you can drill loopholes!" ”

There was a lot of laughter in the hall, and Li Guolou couldn't wait for a hole for him to drill.

As soon as the wonderful program "Water Escape" ended, the moon picking fairy walked off the stage with a copper plate to be rewarded, this time it was lively, the laughter was loud again, and the sound of "jingle bell" was endless.

In the midst of the coaxing, Li Guolou handed Yue Jiexian a silver ingot, and Yuejiexian glanced at Li Guolou shyly.

"Not enough." There was a lot of commotion all around.

Li Guolou put three silver ingots on the copper plate in a row, and the surroundings were still around, "It's not enough, we have to look at the etiquette of Westerners!" ”

Li Guolou and everyone were in a coaxing and hugged the moon picking fairy to a Westerner meeting etiquette, applauding and applauding one after another, and the moon picking fairy didn't even have a copper plate to be shy and fled back to the backstage.

Li Guolou sat down depressed and sighed: "I will never marry a little wife again, my wife at home is annoyed to death, I have to calculate and say a few words to this one and a few words to another every day, I can't favor one over the other, I am more tired than seeing the chief, I really miss the good old days!" ”

"Hey." Wu Defu also sighed next to him, it makes sense that the heroes of the rivers and lakes are not close to women, and he has also tasted the evil consequences of women.

"You guys, the rules are broken, hold the woman in your hands, and the family must also have official authority, let the woman kneel at your feet like sitting in the hall, whichever you want, if you don't like a woman, let her disappear in front of you, so that your home will be peaceful, do you understand the mallet." Wu Defu taught by example and revealed the true scriptures.

Li Guolou grabbed Bai and said: "Second brother, you are a little Japanese practice, we are now learning from Westerners to respect women!" ”

Wu Defu retorted: "You have learned half-heartedly, Westerners advocate monogamy, why don't you learn it!" ”

The two began to quarrel with each other, Li Guolou was often reasonable, and Western women also chased him to the Qing Empire to find him willing to be a concubine.

The gong sounded, the actor took the stage to act, and the people in the audience stopped talking to each other and focused their eyes on the stage.

A short ugly man with white powder on his face swayed and did antics on stilts, making the people in the field turn over, and the short ugly man threw three burning knives into the air, the fire was like a hot wheel spinning, throwing eggs from three to six, and the last six eggs were smashed on the brain, and the white face turned into egg soup, which made the audience laugh.

The short ugly man will also breathe fire from his mouth, and a string of flames gushes out from the stage, making the audience exclaim again, the short ugly man can also somersault on stilts, and no one can be funny.

Li Guolou glanced at the program list, the short ugly Dan named Hua Dandan, who was a member of the Miao family's juggling class, Li Guolou's eyes were full of murderous intent, and he squinted at the ugly Dan named Hua Dandan.

Eight strong men from the Miao family's juggling class came up, and they climbed two thick ropes hanging from the top of the stage on the stage naked, and they made all kinds of unbelievable movements on the ropes, and the combination of strength and beauty attracted bursts of applause.

The show on the knife mountain is the reserved program of the Miao family juggling class, although the escalator on the knife is not very high due to stage restrictions, but each sharp simple knife steps on the foot, climbs to the top of the knife ladder to get the hydrangea, this kind of life performance is still well received by the people in the rivers and lakes.

The show in the sea of fire is terrible, more than a dozen strong men are barefoot, singing and not understanding the songs of ethnic minorities Walking on the coals, the Miao family jugglers boast that they know ghosts and gods before they dare to do this kind of thing.

After the end of the show, before everyone returned to the wonderful performance just now, Li Guolou whispered: "Second brother, those people have a problem, it should be the White Lotus Sect, let's go meet them!" ”

"Xiao Lizi, you took the wrong medicine, what grievances do the White Lotus Sect have with us, the White Lotus Sect has not rebelled now, the Queen Mother's grace does not open the killing ring, and she does not cut off her head if she values peace, it is a big deal to fill the army and distribute it, what are they looking for us." Wu Defu turned his head to look at Li Guolou as if he had met a ghost, and he couldn't believe that this kind of thing would happen.

Li Guolou lowered his voice and said: "Second brother, I didn't plan to arrest them, and I don't have any evidence, but they came to Jingshi to do bad things, you can persuade them to get out, everyone comes to Japan to see each other, there is a Hokage inside, second brother, don't just think about beautiful women, you will be killed after the New Year!" ”

Li Guolou almost cursed, his white eyes swept towards Wu Defu, and he dragged Yao Cuo again, and when he saw that Yao Cuo was a little drunk, he was just that.

Wu Defu poured the tea into his stomach in one gulp, stood up and asked, "Third brother, how can you meet them, harder or softer!" ”

Li Guolou glanced at him and said, "Under the premise that the second brother has a good meeting, what are you going to do!" ”

Li Guolou scolded his mother in his heart, Wu Defu has no ambition after the New Year, how can he be like he is holding back his anger, he wants to kill people to vent his evil fire, and the first one wants to kill the three masters of Yipintang who likes Liu Huan, the little minister.

Wu Defu pondered for a moment and said: "Let them come to see us as family members, give them a step, and if they are disobedient, they will come hard, and it will be a big deal!" ”

Li Guolou said in a low voice: "Let that stilt-stomping ugly Dan come with him, he is the Hokage!" ”

Wu Defu was stunned and dumbfounded, in addition to the reputation of the White Lotus Sect's "Hokage", he assassinated countless officials of the Qing Dynasty, and he, a person who collected intelligence on the rivers and lakes, didn't know what the Hokage looked like, and where did Li Guolou get the news.

Wu Defu blew up the temple and said, "Third brother, why didn't you tell me when you got the news!" ”

Li Guolou grinned and said: "Second brother, I am the head of the case, I have seen the Hokage at the scene, and I can see it with my eyes, do you understand the mallet!" ”

Wu Defu said: "Third brother, you won't be gone!" ”

Li Guolou said: "Second brother, it's a secret word when you go, people are pretending to be confused, and everyone won't pull out their guns to face each other!" ”

"Sell green onions." Wu Defu figured it out, who is afraid of whom, everyone plays Tai Chi, there are many misunderstandings on the rivers and lakes, and it is not too much to accompany you.

Wu Defu beckoned his hand to let Wu Ta come over, whispered a few words, and said to Zhao Yao, the big boss of Yipintang, that he wanted to meet guests, and then walked to the private room upstairs with Li Guolou.

Two fat men on the stage played octagonal drums, one fat man spoke and sang, and a fat man sat behind him playing strings, which was very interesting to perform, and also did all kinds of funny actions, which won bursts of laughter in the field.

Li Guolou smiled and said: "Second brother, it's still funny to play the octagonal drum, it's suitable for the common people to see, these two fat people will be popular, ask the eldest brother to sign a contract with them, and let their eldest brother do a special show in the future, and I will write a speech for them!" ”

Wu De Fule said: "Third brother, it's good if you say it, you can't see that you can still write words!" ”

"Second brother, didn't you write my jokes into the words, but you still said that you were sitting in the hall." Li Guolou was extremely dissatisfied and said.

Wu Defu thought of a funny joke, and when he saw the appearance of the two big fat men on the stage, he couldn't help but squat on the ground and laugh so much that he couldn't breathe.