Chapter 117: Production

After the matter was done, everything returned to normal, but there was a big thing in Shifu - Jia Ling had entered the countdown to production.

All this made Shi Bin nervous and happy at the same time. I am happy that I can be a father as a single dog in my previous life, but I am worried that my wife, who was finally pleased, had an accident because of unsatisfactory childbirth. Now there is no caesarean section, only two options: keeping the child or keeping the wife. After saving his wife and having no children, most of this woman will not be able to give birth in the future, which is a big blow to both parents. Keeping the child and losing his wife made him feel like a white-eyed wolf. In order that none of this will happen, he, a gynecological idiot, looks at the medical book again.

How does he, a mixed liberal arts student, understand medicine? It is better to say that he is reading a medical book, but it is better to say that a medical book is reading him. Although the article at this time already has punctuation, it is in classical Chinese. He thought he had a bit of literary literacy, he opened the medical book and read it hard, and the first page was read with relish, and then he was dizzy, and then he was reading the book of heaven.

"Lack of qi and blood", "Yin and Yang are out of balance", "anger hurts the liver, joy and sadness, sadness of the lungs, thoughts hurt the spleen, fear of hurting the kidneys", "Ren Du Ermai" These words make Shi Bin think of not Bian Que, Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing, but Zhang Wuji's Qiankun Great Shift, Jiuyang Divine Skill, Mei Chaofeng's Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and Golden Retriever Lion King Xie Xun's Seven Wounds Fist.

Holding Sun Simiao's "A Thousand Golden Fangs" and pretending to look at it, it made him sit on pins and needles, and it didn't take long for him to stand up.

Thinking about it, I feel that this behavior is really ridiculous, but I always want to do something for Jia Ling, but all I can do is do nothing, and it's good if I don't help.

In the past few days, Shi Bin can be described as "unable to sleep on a pillow, and he doesn't know the taste of food". At first, Sai Xishi didn't care, but now the attention of the house is all focused on Jia Ling, which makes her flat wife feel a little lost and a little depressed.

Although Shi Bin saw it somewhat, his heart was completely Jia Ling's production at this time, and he didn't have the slightest intention to coax Sai Xishi. Anyone knows which is important, a pregnant woman waiting to give birth or a coquettish flat wife.

However, he couldn't turn a blind eye, and took advantage of the gap in lunch, Shi Bin coaxed Sai Xi Shi to say a few words, and came up with a scheme. Immediately after the meal, he flew away under the pretext that he was busy with official business and needed a lunch break.

Shi Bin's Sai Xi Shi already knew that these things had been heard countless times from the mouths of the official wives who came and went. But this time she is not ready to poke, it is a good thing to care about her wife. Jia Ling is waiting to give birth, if Shi Bin still has the heart to have fun, Sai Xishi himself will refuse.

Out of the restaurant, Shi Bin decided to take the book "A Thousand Golden Fang" in his hand to read, as for where to look, he had a good place, and after thinking clearly, he immediately raised his steps and walked towards Jia Ling's boudoir.

Nowadays, Jia Ling is very inconvenient and rarely goes out, but she doesn't move around much, so Xiaoqin will follow her all the time. These Shi Bin are very relieved, but what he likes most is that seeing is believing, so no matter how relieved he is, he has to take a look.

When he entered Jia Ling's room and saw a pot-bellied Jia Ling, he immediately felt her cuteness, because it reminded Shi Bin of his favorite penguin before.

Seeing the copy of "A Thousand Golden Prescriptions" in Shi Bin's hand, Jia Ling laughed out loud and said, "I didn't expect our Commander Shi and Shi County Commander to still be doctors!" ”

Afraid that this crazy girl would laugh too much and move the fetus, Shi Bin didn't wait for Jia Ling to react before he took her into his arms and helped her to sit down on the mahogany chair with an eiderdown blanket. Of course, the guy who knows that he doesn't recognize a single word is a little ridiculous and generous when he watches "A Thousand Golden Fang", but it doesn't mean that he can't understand half of the sentence. Besides, now that Jia Ling is in labor, it is very important for the mother to be in a good mood, so Shi Bin just smiled, and even smiled: "You just know, this is called sharpening knives in battle, and it is not fast and light, hahaha!" ”

This kind of self-laughter has never happened to Shi Bin, but this time it appeared, which made Jia Ling feel his funny side, everything was so warm and harmonious.

Jia Ling naturally doesn't have so much energy to joke with Shi Bin, her current life is very simple: eat, drink, and sleep. I just finished lunch, and it didn't take long for me to fall asleep. Shi Bin looked at the book-like book of Chinese medicine in his room, and finally couldn't resist the fatigue caused by not being able to read, so he fell asleep on the table.

Shi Bin, who was sleeping soundly on the table, was suddenly woken up by Jia Ling's piercing scream, looking at her holding her stomach and seeming to be in unbearable pain, Shi Bin immediately thought that Jia Ling was about to give birth, and immediately asked Xiaoqin to find the midwife.

Xiaoqin wanted to remind Shi Bin that this was a normal reaction of the mother, but the child asked Jia Ling a few feet in the stomach. And Jia Ling was sleeping again just now, and her body was the most relaxed, when she suddenly suffered such a kick, the natural pain was unbearable, and she couldn't hold it back and cried out.

But seeing Shi Bin's appearance that he would eat himself raw if he didn't call the midwife, Xiaoqin immediately summoned the midwife into the house with a Scud.

When the midwife hurriedly entered Jia Ling's boudoir, she found Shi Bin and his wife chatting. This made the midwife feel that Xiaoqin was playing with her, and she was a little unhappy. But this is an official family, even if you are angry, you have to bear it, and if you don't go against the grain, you won't have a good life.

Knowing the concerns in her heart, Shi Bin took the initiative to say in order to be foolproof: "I asked Xiaoqin to invite you here, just now the official thought that Mrs. was going to give birth, so he panicked and gave an order." It's really embarrassing to let the midwife run for nothing. ”

The way the official spoke to the civilians was something that the midwife had not seen since she was born. At most, some talents and people treat them politely, and as for the officials, they will not look at them with a straight eye. Now that the sun is coming out of the west, this Shixian order also apologized, which surprised her.

If things are abnormal, there must be demons, this is an eternal truth, and the midwife can't help but be vigilant. She didn't dare to accept the apology of this Shi county order, he was not only a general before the county order, he killed people like hemp, and he killed all Yuan people, which made people tremble when he thought about it.

Seeing that the midwife was still cowering and didn't dare to speak, Shi Bin changed his tone and said directly: "Your surname is Liu, is it Liu's midwife?" ”

"Yes. . . The villain is ... The midwife replied tremblingly.

Although she was dressed in tattered clothes, she was obviously neat and clean, and she looked like a capable midwife, at least hygienic. It's not like the village women, covered in mud and stains.

However, he didn't dare to just let a midwife who didn't know his true ability to deliver his beloved wife, but he couldn't raise suspicions about him in person, so he asked: "Wife Liu, this official wants to ask you to live in the house before my wife gives birth, so as to protect everything, is it convenient?" ”

There is no convenience or inconvenience in this, officials have to do whatever they want civilians to do, not to mention that this is the job of Liu's wife, so she naturally agreed immediately.

asked the servant to send the midwife to the wing room to settle down, Shi Bin asked, "Xiaoqin, what is the reputation of this Liu midwife?" ”

"Yes, I haven't heard that she didn't pick it up. Not quite, of course, but what is certain is that all the adults who delivered the babies by her hand were saved. ”

The phrase "the adults have been saved" made Shi Bin feel much more relieved, and praised Xiaoqin very happily. He, a man in later generations, does not have so many concepts of inheritance, but more of a happy husband and wife. Therefore, the one that Xiaoqin is looking for is the most suitable for him, first of all, it must be to keep Jia Ling, and as for the child, it will be reborn in the future.

However, he suddenly came up with another idea: mock production quizzes.

Of course, this is not a happy thing, but the suggestion to engage in simulated production training was "proposed" by Shi Bin's flat wife Sai Xishi, which surprised the Liu midwife, but because of this, Shi Bin couldn't see through and couldn't be unhappy with Jia Ling.

"Mrs. Liu, what do you think is the most important thing in giving birth?" Shi Bin asked.

Without hesitation, the midwife replied with four words - food and water. This answer surprised Shi Bin very much, in his opinion, midwifery is a technical job, how can it be related to eating?

As soon as she explained, it turned out that it was to ensure that the hot water was continuous, and to continue to help the mother wash to prevent postpartum infection, and as for the food, it was to help the mother recover her strength during the delivery process. Shi Bin agrees with this, but what he wants is foolproof, what if it is a difficult birth?

"No, it won't." Mrs. Liu said confidently, afraid that Shi Bin would not believe it, and said: "The villain heard that your wife can still ride a horse before giving birth and have been to the north?" ”

It seemed that based on this, the midwife deduced that her wife would not be in much danger when she gave birth, but she only nodded ignorantly.

"My lord, those who can ride horses are very strong, and the pelvis must be wide, so the villain thinks that although your wife will be in danger of giving birth this time, it is much smaller than other mothers."

He could understand the pelvis, but he only made a "much smaller" prediction, which did not completely reassure him. So he didn't care about it and asked directly how to deal with dystocia.

I have always known that this county makes the husband and wife love, and they will definitely want to keep the adults, but they definitely don't want to lose their children, this Liu midwife lowered her head and thought carefully before saying: "There are still a few ways to give birth to a villain... Speaking of this, Mrs. Liu cowered and didn't dare to speak again.

The next thing will definitely not be a good word, maybe it will be a little cruel, Shi Bin also kept silent for a while, and it took about a stick of incense before a word "said" popped out of his mouth.

The first is the probiotic drug, which she knows of three kinds: bergamot powder, inducing labor pill, and slippery tire powder.

The second is to use acupuncture, which has aroused Shi Bin's great interest. Ordered Liu to say it carefully.

Originally, acupuncture was aimed at the problem of abnormal fetal position and the fetus's hands and feet coming out first.

Seeing that Shi Bin's face was obviously much better, Liu's midwife was also at ease, but in order not to invite future trouble, she took the initiative to say several cruel delivery methods that would be used when she had no choice but to do so.

The first is to break the baby's collarbone and tear out the mother's body. According to Mrs. Liu, babies have a very strong ability to heal themselves when they are young, and even fractures will not have much impact on their later lives.

The second is to feed Jia Ling her hair. Causes maternal gastrointestinal disorders and exacerbates the strength of intra-abdominal labor.

Eating hair Shi Bin is still acceptable. Break your collarbone! This made Shi Bin absolutely unacceptable, he couldn't easily make it easy for his child to come out with a disability. So he firmly stated that he must not break his collarbone, otherwise he would definitely kill Liu's wife.

At this time, Mrs. Liu seemed to have seen the king of Hades, her face was pale, and she knelt down and kowtowed without saying a word, saying that she would ask Shi Bin to let her go home, as long as she was left with a small life.

Concern is chaos, just now the words were too radical to frighten Liu's wife, Shi Bin immediately apologized, and emphasized that if it is really difficult to give birth, as long as the adult is saved, she will not be held responsible, if the mother and child are safe, they can receive a reward of twenty taels of silver.

After living for less than three days, Jia Ling gave birth. As Mrs. Liu said, Jia Ling's birth went smoothly because of her strong physique and wide pelvis, but she was forced to eat a few hairs because of her lack of strength.

This result made everyone very happy, and soon all colleagues, merchants and scholars in Tanzhou came to congratulate them. Such a happy scene is a joy for everyone.

Seeing his wife happily holding his son, Shi Bin was very happy and distressed, and persuaded her to rest. But Jia Ling only fought with him to hug his son, and did not compromise.

However, Shi Bin took advantage of Jia Ling's happiness to discuss the child's name with her. The official name is Shi Yunpeng, and the nickname is Lang Lang.