Chapter 21: Early Morning
"Soldiers, the major affairs of the country, the place of life and death, and the way of survival, must not be ignored?" Ah Zhen questioned.
"Nope." Su Tingting shook her head and read: "Soldiers, the major affairs of the country, the ...... of life and death" sighed lightly, stared at Ah Zhen and said: "There are only these few words, and there are no more in the back." ”
"I see." After listening to the unknown history, Ah Zhenning looked at Su Tingting's extremely beautiful fairy face, and said yearningly: "I really envy Lao Wu, look at how moisturizing these days are." ”
Su Tingting saw him staring at her with squinting eyes, and said that he envied King Wu with a bad mouth, and no one knew that he was not clean. An extremely beautiful fairy face was suddenly dyed crimson, and she bit her lip in shame and lowered her little head slightly, not letting him look at it, and not daring to look at him.
"Hmph......" Seeing that this kid dared to molest his granddaughter in front of her, the old man snorted unhappily, and hummed Ah Zhen over to see her, and then cautiously instructed: "Don't tell this matter, you know?" ”
"Yes." Standing up with his legs straight, he gave Tai Lao a scout salute, and Ah Zhen said majestically: "For the honor and disgrace of the country and the prosperity of the homeland, the little family Ding Su Shi is willing to make a military order." ”
Puff......
Seeing him like this, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey......" made fun of these three generations in the same hall, and Ah Zhen looked at Su Tingting's beautiful face happily than anyone else.
"It's not like that." Tai Lao scolded Ah Zhen, and his eyes just called out to Shen Hai, who had just walked back from burning the paper gold: "Shen Hai, is it burned?" ”
Shen Hai, who led the big cadres back, nodded and said, "It's over." ”
"Hmm." The old man nodded with satisfaction and ordered, "Arrange for two servants to watch the flames, and the others will pack up their things and go to rest." ”
"Yes." Shen Hai respectfully bowed to the masters who turned to leave, and it was not until he saw the masters stepping into the door that he was very unhappy and raised his fist and knocked on the door of the smiling brain beside him. "Bastard, you dare to be too old, neither big nor small."
"Pain...... Painful ......" was knocked again, Ah Zhen hugged his head and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Dead old man, too old and didn't say anything, the emperor is not in a hurry, you are a dead eunuch!" ”
"That's because I'm too old and kind." The old man with Shen Hai's beard blew glared at the lawless bastard in front of him and snorted: "If you don't give me some frugality, I'll put a dog leash around your neck to see if you can learn to be obedient." ”
Hearing about the dog chain, Ah Zhenxin jumped, and immediately stepped forward to slander and bully, hugged Old Man Shen's old shoulder and smiled: "Old Man Shen, the old man wants to drive our family out, isn't our family in a hurry." ”
"Our family?" Shen Hai turned his head and glared at Ah Zhen's lower body, raised a sinister old eyebrow and said, "What?" You kid finally figured it out, are you going to go into the palace and cut that thing? ”
"Then how can it be done, the eighteenth generation of my Lin family must not be passed on? Absolutely not. When the words fell, he pointed to the high table very shamelessly and said, "Old man Shen, I'm hungry." ”
"Hungry ......" Shen Hai stammered, glared at him very unhappily, and then called to the maid who was cleaning up the table: "Chungui, give me the four-legged turtle in your hand." ”
"Yes." Although the little maid didn't understand what the chief was going to do? But she also respectfully picked up the four-legged turtle with a basin from the basket and obediently handed it to the chief manager who was several levels higher than her.
Shen Hai took the four-legged turtle, and the old face was very unhappy and stuffed it into the bastard boy next to him and said, "Take it." ”
Surprise!
Stunned to take the basin-sized turtle on his chest, Ah Zhen stared at the thing in his hands with dull eyes. Puzzled, he asked, "Old Man Shen, can you eat this thing?" ”
"Why can't you eat it?" Pointing to the four-legged turtle he held in his hand, he said, "This four-legged turtle is made of solid flour, and the taste is very good." ”
"Yes...... But why is it red? ”
"Nonsense, sacrifice to the heavenly father, of course it will be dyed red." Look what kind of question this kid is asking.
"Oh? Oh......! Ah Zhen nodded twice in a daze, swallowed his saliva and looked at the thing in his hand in a daze, his whole face was wrinkled.
"Oh what." Shen Hai didn't bother waving his hand to drive people away, "Don't pestle here, hurry up and go to sleep, I will go to Hanshan Temple tomorrow morning." After the words fell, he stopped paying attention to him, and walked quickly towards the servant girl who cleaned up the table.
"Can you eat this hemp thing?" Holding the basin-sized four-legged turtle in both hands, no matter how far it looks, Ah Zhen doesn't think it will taste good. Frowning and stunned, he looked at Master Shen, who was drinking servants, and muttered to himself: "Although Lao Tzu is more active, but Old Man Shen won't poison him, right?" ”
"Probably not, Old Man Shen is a good person." shook off the horror scene of being poisoned, picked up the huge red turtle, opened its bloody mouth, and didn't know where to go for a while.
After hesitating for a while, he turned his four-legged turtle's outstretched pointed head and made up his mind to hum: "Okay, let's start with your shameless stick head." After chewing a few bites, the old face suddenly shone brightly, swallowed the unrecognizable stick, and muttered in surprise: "I didn't expect this thing to be really good." ”
In the deep night, a large group of people at the gate of the Su Mansion were busy coming and going, and I saw that the uncle was very leisurely holding a four-legged turtle with a red basin, and stepped into the mansion while gnawing and walking, and the red turtle, which was originally very handsome, was instantly tossed beyond recognition by his bloody mouth, and even its parents couldn't recognize this son.
The water is cold and green, the wind is blowing, the lantern lights are flickering and blurry, the willows are dancing with the wind, the full moon is elongating the yellow halo, and the night is very deep!
Old Man Shen is not happy to see him!
This is the one hundred and eighth time that Ah Zhen has thought this since he was dug up.
Last night, I was tossed by the old man for most of the night, and I returned to the room to continue to play with the seven beautiful women who showed their breasts, and when I just lifted the stick to punish the seven beauties who were not well-behaved, I suddenly slammed and fell on the floor. Before he had time to scold, after a while, the whole person was thrown into the stream in front of the vegetable garden, his face, hands, feet, mouth, and the briefs that stuck to the little trumpet, and he was suddenly washed inhumanely, and then he was very unwilling to be forced by the dead old man to wear the ridiculous Su family slave clothes.
"Leaning on the ......" had breakfast, and couldn't ask the kitchen aunt for a toothpick, Ah Zhen was very unhappy, and the big palm did not hesitate to break off the emerald twigs on the hidden road that "blocked the way", "deserved", "doomed" and "to die", and folded the twigs into sharp toothpicks, and stretched out into the corners of his mouth and slammed at the corners of his mouth without any hygiene.
"I'm ......" swam to the edge of the lake, and with great disdain, he picked out the thing from between his teeth and fiercely slammed it towards the ridiculous reflection on the surface of the lake.
I saw that the reflection on the surface of the lake was dressed in dark blue, the clothes were dark blue, the pants were dark blue, the boots were dark blue, and even the ridiculous hat with eight horns was dark blue, and the hat was dark blue. But, fuck you in a blue octagonal hat, can you not put on a big red flower ball? When he sings and plays ugly?
The more he looked at the unbeaten reflection on the lake, the more unhappy Ah Zhen became, and he coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm fiercely, and snorted unhappily at the figure on the lake, only to sparkle and skew the reflection out of the sparkling and crooked, and he didn't look like a person, and he was in such a good mood.
"Alas......" He snorted a hundred and eighty mouthfuls towards the lake, and after a while he collapsed his shoulders in embarrassment, sighed in a big breath, and dragged him towards the hall with heavy and difficult steps.
A new day is coming, and a large number of people who were tossed last night are still busy coming in and out, and they are not tired at all.
A large number of servants and maids sweated like rain to carry a large number of things into the carriage, and the old man Shen's loud roar was vigorous, and the thunder that scared people to death roared.
Squatting on the steps of the huge mansion, Ah Zhen held his face without interest, and his big mouth looked at the front and ran over, running over, back and forth with a large number of people.
Roaring a few words at the clumsy slave, Shen Hai twisted his head left and right, and when he turned around, he saw that the bastard boy was sitting on the steps in a daze, and he was immediately unhappy.
"Bastard, come over and help, what are you doing sitting there?"
The heavy skin eye, which had been gouged out early in the morning, immediately woke up with this clear sound like an explosion in front of the eardrum.
"Old man Shen, so many people don't need me to get involved, right?" Standing up from the steps, Ah Zhen scolded the dead old man in front of him in his heart, slamming you to death, so that you don't let Lao Tzu feel better, so that you don't let Lao Tzu feel better.
Shen Hai, who finished yelling, saw that this kid was walking at a turtle speed, and the black smoke in his head suddenly burst out, and if he didn't yell to death, he would die and scold: "What are you doing slowly, come over and move things into the car." ”
"Got it, got it." Ah Zhen, whose legs had fast-forwarded by one square and shortened his feet by twice the distance, stood in front of Shen Hai in an instant. He said with a smile: "Old man Shen, you yelled early in the morning, and you were so happy that you screamed, aren't you afraid of frightening people?" ”
"What are you talking about, boy?" Shen Hai slapped the ridiculous big red flower hat on Ah Zhen's head, pointed to the carriage ten steps away and shouted, "Go to work." ”
"Got it, got it." Scratching the back of his head, Ah Zhen took heavy steps and reluctantly approached the damned carriage.
Su Yi and Su Li, who were sweating like rain, were shocked to see their idol coming, and hurriedly greeted in unison: "Brother Shi, are you old?" ”
"There is a way to 'money'!" As soon as he stepped forward, Ah Zhen immediately raised a big thumb of affirmation towards these two delicious dog legs.
"Hey......" Su Yi and Su Li laughed neatly, and were surprised to see that the idol was going to move the west, and they were immediately frightened and pulled up Ah Zhen, who was bent down, and shouted: "Brother Shi, you can always rest next to you, let's come, let's come." ”
"Huh?" As soon as he bent down to pick up something, he suddenly heard two screams of a hen being choked by the throat, and then his body shook, and the man was helped to sit on the board.
Looking at the two faces in front of him as if he had seen Sadako with his own eyes, Ah Jinton came back from his stunned and smiled embarrassedly: "This is ...... How embarrassing is that? "There's no way, Chang Shuai is like this everywhere he goes, and he is very distressed.
"What?" Hearing Ah Zhen's words, Su Yi and Su Li were immediately unhappy.
Su Li raised a very serious face and glared at Ah Zhen fiercely, and blamed: "Brother Shi, it's not right for you to say this all the time. ”
"What?" Sitting on the car board, Ah Zhen was stunned and looked at the two indignant old faces in front of him, and he didn't know what "good things" he had done?
"Yes!" As soon as Su Li finished blaming, Su Yi nodded vigorously and scolded angrily: "Brother Shi, how can you always say the word 'embarrassed'?" Don't you think of us as brothers in the same garden, do you? ”
"Huh?" I don't understand how it changed from four words to one word "embarrassed"? Ah Zhen blinked at the two indignant faces in front of him, and said weakly with a stunned old face: "I just said the sentence 'I'm sorry', you don't have to look at me like an enemy who killed your father, right?" ”
Su Li and Su Yi saw that he was unrepentant, and immediately jumped to their feet and reprimanded: "Brother Shi, do you always look down on us?" ”
"Of course not." reacted, Ah Zhen immediately put on a very unhappy old face and scolded the two: "You two damn things, quickly move things to Lao Tzu in the car." "That's okay, right? But where do you seem to have seen this scene?
"Heh......" Hearing the scolding, the unhappy two suddenly became happy, and patted Ah Zhen on the shoulder and said, "Brother Shi, it's right that you're always like this." After the words fell, he happily continued to move a large pile of things into the carriage.
Squinting at the two people who were very happy, Ah Zhen shuddered, and quickly jumped off the car to keep a distance from the two gods, afraid of being infected to be safe.
"Too old ......"
Just as he was covered in a cold sweat, the masters of the mansion finally came out.
The thief who turned around immediately searched for his eldest lady in the crowd, only to see that today's eldest lady was wearing a goose yellow feather dress, and this tender goose yellow feather dress lined her with a fairy robe, and she was unique.
Following Tai Lao out of the mansion, Su Tingting immediately felt the unbridled hot gaze again. In the pink cheeks, she bit her lip flap lightly, turned her head shamefully, and glared at the gaze in the distance that made her almost die of shame every time, and saw that this Su Shi was really stupidly looking at her with blazing eyes, looking at each other, and suddenly the whole pink cheeks burned.
Sweat!
The eldest lady was shy and timid, and Don Azhen's old face was flushed, and her embarrassed hands covered the stick that was about to soar into the sky. Secretly cursing this damn slave suit, there is no placket in front of it, isn't this asking for his old life? Where can the loose obscene pants resist his fierce stick. The old face lowered his head slightly, and the thief looked in front of the trousers, and his tears were almost squeezed out. Woo......, what's ...... How? The bulge is so high, it's no wonder that you won't attract countless rotten eggs when you walk out into the street.
As the elders drilled into the luxurious carriage, Shen Hai silently waved his arms at Ah Zhen, who was tightly covering his pants.
Seeing that Old Man Shen was urging his life again, Ah Zhen's old face was sneering, and he bent his body and trotted to Shen Hai's side, and asked urgently with tears in his eyes: "Old Man Shen, where did you always throw my briefs?" ”
Summoning Ah Zhen, Shen Hai's old eyebrows tightened, and after looking him up and down, he asked with concern: "Boy, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Nope." Ah Zhen stomped his feet anxiously, and asked again in tears: "Old man Shen, tell me quickly, where are my briefs?" ”
Squinting his old eyes, Shen Hai drank heavily without answering: "Since it's okay, what are you doing bending your body, give me a straight face." ”
Holding his pants, Ah Zhen straightened up and stomped his feet again, and his thick red neck yelled, "Tell me quickly." ”
Seeing that he finally stood up, Shen Haihu looked at him suspiciously, and asked incomprehensibly, "What are briefs?" ”
"It's just ......" As soon as he raised his hand to make a triangle, Ah Zhen immediately thought that something was wrong, and urgently covered his pants again, carefully twisted the passers-by all over the street, and saw that no one was found, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's the triangle, the short trouser fork." ”
"Oh! It turned out to be that nondescript little obscene pants. ”
"Yes, yes." Ah Zhen nodded violently, and asked urgently with tears in his eyes: "Where is it?" ”
"Thrown." Old Man Shen immediately brought him a large basin of ice water.
"Throw...... Thrown? Splashed with ice water, Ah Zhen immediately froze into an ice sculpture, and then the ice sculpture began to crack slowly, and finally fell apart into pieces.