Not seeing him shattered, Shen Hai nodded and said, "I asked Su Tong to throw that nondescript thing into the bucket and pick it out of the city and pour it." ”

"Holy!" Hearing that he threw it into the feces and urine, Ah Zhen went out of his way, and scolded at the self-righteous dead old man in front of him: "Dead old man, how can you throw away my things, they are my personal property." ”

Shen Hai was startled when he suddenly had a seizure, and then his old face was longer than a horse's face, and he glared at Ah Zhen in horror and gritted his teeth and asked, "What do you kid call me?" ”

As soon as the impulse was over, Ah Zhen's teeth trembled and shivered, and he quickly shook his head violently at the horse face in front of him and said, "A moment of slip of the tongue, a moment of slip of the tongue, don't be angry, old man." As he spoke, he gently caressed his old breasts with his hand.

Waving away his smooth palm, Shen Hai gritted his teeth and glared at the lawless bastard in front of him, and scolded: "You kid is too lawless, it seems that you are unrepentant if you haven't been chained with a dog for a few days." ”

"Don't ...... Don't be like this, Old Man Shen, you are old and angry, isn't our family in a hurry? Said flatteringly, and the big palm touched his chest again without shame.

"Take away your thief's hand."

"Thief?" Ah Zhen was stunned for a moment, looked at the big palm on Old Man Shen's chest, a layer of cold sweat suddenly broke out on his forehead, and he stiffly lowered his head to look at his pants.

The dazed eyes blinked, and when he saw that the pants were no longer a pillar of Qitian, he suddenly shouted with joy: "Damn, okay?" "Old Man Shen is also very powerful, his scolding can actually cure the vicious stick!

Suddenly hearing his excited applause, Shen Hai glanced him up and down suspiciously, and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay." happily waved his hand, and then glanced at his pants, the stick was really well-behaved, and he stopped tossing him.

"You kid was shocked, shut up for me." I don't know what kind of spirit this kid is emitting, Shen Hai shook his head and scolded again, before turning his head to the luxurious carriage in front of him to follow seriously.

In this scorching June day, the spring is romantic, splendid everywhere, a hundred flowers bloom, brilliant like clouds, although it is early in the morning, but the visitors of Hanshan Temple are still flowing day by day. The talented people who came to smell the flowers gathered in the temple and outside the temple early.

These pretentious, self-styled and graceful talents gently shook the folding fan, lingered in groups of three or five in various places in the fragrance of flowers and cherry powder, some stood in several pavilions outside the temple and chanted poetry, and some watched the trickle against each other. In addition to the poem, the pretentious eyes were like fast scanners, revealing a wolf-like gaze towards the graceful figure of the Gu who passed by. As long as they find a beautiful woman, these talents will quietly whisper to each other, and then lightly dismantle the fan and laugh obscenely. When passers-by cast suspicious glances at them, they were decent gentlemen again, and continued to chant poems in a dashing manner.

The humble boudoir has attracted countless celebrities and gentlemen, and the romantic talents, because of these beautiful boudoirs, there is a lively scene of Hanshan Temple, and there are clusters around all kinds of stalls everywhere.

"Sell paintings! A pair of three-striped money ......" a poor scholar hung the painting on the wall of a small corner temple and shouted.

There is a table and chair next to the poor scholar, the old man sitting on the chair is wearing a gossip robe, and the old man with his eyes closed is not to be outdone, and he recites to the flow of people: "I know five thousand years, I know five thousand years, and I am not allowed to not charge half a penny......

There are countless stalls next to the fortune teller, all kinds of numbers are innumerable, and the road is endless, only to see these stall owners rising and falling Qi Xiangyou drinking......

"Oil pancakes, freshly fried chive pancakes......"

"Dogs ignore buns, and the famous dogs ignore buns......"

"Red date cake, cinnamon cake, sweet sugar, fragrant su cake! All kinds of pastries are available......"

"Buy and leave, sell and ......leave" Of course, gamblers who bet on the corner are indispensable.

"Ah...... It's a sedan in Sufu! ”

"Look, it's the sedan ...... of Sufu"

Naxiang followed his master, and Ah Zhen was still surprised by the prosperity and prosperity as far as his eyes could see, and countless whispers and teasing of men and women mixed together came into Da Fei's ears.

As soon as the carriage stopped, Shen Haizao drove his pair of Hot Wheels to the side of the luxurious sedan car, respectfully and carefully, and also helped the old man down the sedan steps.

The other two carriages behind the old man also surrounded a large group of maidservants, and the maidservants were equally careful to support the lady, the young lady, and the young master.

"Ah......, look! It is our first talented woman in Suzhou, Su Tingting! As Su Tingting walked out of the carriage, the surroundings suddenly boiled, and many people couldn't hide their excitement and exclamations one after another, and those who didn't know thought that the four heavenly kings appeared at the same time, and the scene was violent.

Ah Zhen lowered his jaw and looked at the eldest lady with a fairy face covered with white silk veil, although the eldest lady was covered with white silk veil, but that figure, that raised her hand and threw it, still led to countless exclamations, countless exclamations, and thousands of obsessed eyes and dripping wolf saliva.

Walking from the carriage to the ground, Tai Lao led everyone up the steps of Hanshan Temple.

The dumbfounded Ah Zhen saw that the eldest lady had also stepped up the steps, and hurriedly walked up the steps with a dozen servants and maidservants.

As the eldest lady stepped up the steps, the originally wide encirclement narrowed sharply, and all the talented ladies and gentlemen gathered their eyes to rush towards the steps behind the eldest lady with lust, admiration, admiration, and admiration.

A gossip girl stared at Su Tingting, who was stepping on the steps, and muttered to her companions in confusion: "Strange, Su Cainu is here, what about Yuan Caizi and Hongcaizi?" ”

"It should be halfway through." Another gossip woman couldn't hide her excitement on her face.

"Hee ......" smiled shyly, and another lady who was also very excited held a handkerchief in her hand, covered her mouth lightly and said shyly: "You die, Yuan Caizi and Hong Caizi will not take a fancy to you." ”

"Everyone knows that they like Su Cainu, but it's very happy to see them, aren't you." The embarrassed lady immediately retorted.

"Alright, alright." Another lady called out the two who were arguing, and curiously stared at Su Tingting, who was walking up the stairs. "Who do you say Su Cainu likes?"

"Yuan Caizi ......"

"Genius ......"

Two different words, but at the same time, the chatter quarrel began again.

Thanks to these gossip girls, Ah Zhen, who closed his ears tightly, listened to their words very loudly without missing a word. When he stepped up the steps, his eyebrows raised slightly, and he naturally threw a look at the gossip girls behind him.

The talented ladies who were chattering, when they saw a servant slave of the Su family turn their heads to look at them, everyone suddenly stopped, and then two shy pink flowers appeared on their faces, and they looked at this handsome servant slave in a daze.

Sweeping the gaze of the eldest lady of his family behind him, Ah Zhen showed everyone a super charming smile that made people scream and dazzle, and then turned and stepped up the steps. Hum! What a bullshit genius, the name alone makes people want to spit on.

Hanshan Temple covers an area not only wide, but also very beautiful, all kinds of fairy bridges, all kinds of water halls, all kinds of treasure buildings and Lin Hui gather in a temple. Naxiang followed Shigong, Ah Zhenyi stepped into the front garden, and was immediately attracted by the beautiful scenery.

I saw the spring peach and apricot blooming, the flying geese across the rainbow bridge, the water hall Zhaolin, and the building rhyme.

The big bald donkey host of Hanshan Temple greeted him to the front garden, and when he saw the old man, he immediately bowed to the Buddha of Amituo, and then a group of people hurriedly walked towards the Daxiong Treasure Hall filled with incense mist.

"Ahem......" As soon as he arrived at the huge gate of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, Ah Zhen couldn't stand the smoke that came out and choked out a string of coughs.

Hearing this sharp cough, Shen Hai asked with concern, "Boy, what's the matter?" ”

"Such a thick smoke, ...... Cough...... Stand. Waving his arms violently, Ah Zhen coughed sharply, and his eyes were smoked with heavy cigarette tears.

Seeing him like this, Shen Hai hurriedly called: "Come to the second hall, where is quiet." ”

"Good, good." Without delay, he covered his mouth and squeezed into the pile of people, men, and women in the huge hall, and hurriedly ran towards the second hall. 、

Passing through the Daxiong Treasure Hall covered by dense fog, the towering giant trees of water and wood Qinghua and lush should enter Ah Zhen's vision, and the sky-high giant trees hang dense roots, and the flowers are full of fragrance in the shade of the trees, and there are more than a dozen stone benches under the shade for the tourists and believers who are tired of walking and appreciating.

It's just that these benches, which were originally for good men and women to rest, have lost their original prayers. There are countless hand-folding fans sitting without a seat, and there are merry talents in their hands. Groups of three or five occupy the benches, boasting themselves elegantly chanting poems and making opposites. In addition to the poem, a pair of wolf eyes glanced towards the white jade passage made of blue bricks, and cast their colors on the graceful figure of the beautiful boudoir who came to worship the Buddha devoutly.

Walking out of the back door of the hall, Ah Zhen saw at a glance this group of talented people who used the name of worshiping Buddha to wantonly obscene beauties. Seeing that they have a color heart and no color, they are obscene, yearning, and I want to do it! 's gaze swept towards the beauties who came and went, and Ah Zhen, who had long despised them, suddenly became even more unhappy.

"Ahem...... Phew...... "Without any moral cultivation and no attention to hygiene, Ah Zhen coughed loudly and then spit heavily on the jade masonry in front of his feet.

This huge coughing sound suddenly withdrew the pair of eyes on "I want to do it" from the beautiful posture of the girls, and collectively looked at the unhygienic Ah Zhen. Shocked to see that this servant was despising them with your very lewd eyes, he quickly withdrew his wolf eyes from glaring at him. Holding hands on their backs, gently shaking the folding fan, and watching left and right uncomfortably, as if they were really enjoying the surrounding scenery.

"Hmph......" snorted disdainfully at these hypocritical shit talents, and Ah Zhencai continued to take a step and walked towards the second hall of thunder.

As he took a step, the talented people who pretended to be watching the scenery first cast a resentful gaze at him. It's okay if the voyeur is discovered by a minion, but this dog minion dares to disdain them so much, how can this breath make this self-proclaimed and pretentious person swallow it? What you can't swallow is nothing more than two options. One is to swallow it raw, and the other is to spit it out, otherwise it will be so uncomfortable to get stuck in your throat!

A talented man in a white shirt holding a folding fan shook lightly, and saw this inferior person walking into the middle of the road. snapped, immediately closed the fan and said loudly to the green-shirted friend beside him: "Brother Wenchi, the younger brother suddenly has a couplet, and Brother Wenchi is right." ”

Syllable! The talented man in the green shirt who called Wenchi also closed the folding fan. "Brother Xian, please come out."

"Good!" Wenchi Caizi glanced at the walking minion mockingly, deliberately drew forward with the hand holding the fan, and read aloud: "Nu is not fake, there is no truth, no matter how hard you are, there is no talent, slave!" Minion! ”

"Good union!" The blue-shirted genius looked at the servant playfully. Snapped the fan and shook it lightly and praised: "Brother Wenchi's connection is wonderful." ”

"Where." The white-shirted genius's eyes were full of sarcasm, and he also snapped the fan and shook it gently: "Please also ask the virtuous brother to pair up." ”

"There it is." Snapping the fan, the talented man in the green shirt was also sarcastic, and he also drew the walking minion with the same meaning, and said: "Bu empty hexagram, the husband has an empty brain, and then Bu is still a fool." Servant! Servant! ”

"Hahaha...... it's good to hire a good brother, it's good." With the loud ridicule in the eyes of the two, all the talented people in the second hall collectively threw a thick mockery at the minions walking on the stone road, and finally relieved their anger.

Ah Zhen, who was striding forward, heard the pair of ridicule, and a string of flames appeared in his eyes, which were originally disdainful of them. As soon as his footsteps stopped, he turned around very unhappily and strode towards the two shit geniuses. Bah! What's it, what kind of messy coupling is right, it doesn't matter if the head is empty, but it comes out to be embarrassing, why are you not looking for a pump?

As soon as the couplet was finished, the man in white shirt and the man in green shirt saw the man striding over. With a snap, the two of them slapped their hands open in unison, and their eyes were above the top not to look at the dog minion, leisurely watching the leaves on the giant tree and the beams of sunlight through it.

Walking in front of these two shit talents, Ah Zhen saw that they looked at them with their eyes held high arrogantly, and immediately sneered, and didn't want to open his mouth and read: "Nu is not fake, there is no truth, no matter how Nu is not talented, slave!" Minion! Shocked to death Hall Bachelor. Bu empty hexagram, the husband's brain is empty, and then Bu is still a fool. Servant! Servant! Stuffed by a hundred generals. ”

"Hmph......" When the two geniuses saw that he had actually filled in their couplets, and also filled in the counter-sneering couplet, they immediately became angry, retracted their gaze, and glared at the arrogant subordinate in front of them with great anger.

"Hmph......" Ah Zhen, who was sneering, saw that they finally lowered their arrogant eyes, and the corners of their mouths lifted up a sneer of extreme mockery, and looked at these two people contemptuously with disdain, and before they could speak, they immediately recited Lei: "A group of servants are only two sentences of poetry and third-class learning, and they have no four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to bark with eight mouths and nine mouths, which is very ridiculous!" ”

When dozens of talented people heard this, they immediately turned all their angry eyes on the bold subordinate, and the flames burning in their eyes were eager to step forward and tear him apart.

"You ......" The two of them were extremely indignant, and shot their fierce gaze on the bold servile man in front of them.

Ignoring the anger of the crowd, Ah Zhen snorted coldly, and sneered forward: "That's right." After humming, he hummed again: "What a shit talent, with an empty head and no ink on his chest, he actually learned to chant poetry against him, he really laughed at the master." ”

"You ......" Ah Zhen's additional sentence suddenly detonated the scene, and the extremely angry talents gathered around, pinched and clenched the folding fan in their hands, and immediately pointed at him, cracking and scolding, but no one could say the next sentence.

"Hahaha......" Just as the faces of all the talented people were red, a hearty laugh suddenly sounded from the back door of the Daxiong Treasure Palace, followed by the following couplet: "Ten math students, nine tongues, eight eyes, and indignation, forgetting the seven laws, six words and five arts, actually shrank in four words, three words and two sentences, and kept silent in unison." ”