Chapter 61: Pig Teammates, Pit Daddy!
After teaching it a few more times, Mo Yu was a little tired, the two of them took a break, and Li Chengqian plunged into the invitations sent by each family, specifically looking for the kind of high-end and high-grade invitations, and after finding them, they all stuffed them all to Mo Yu.
"Give you a task, you go to these major families on the post instead of me, and after doing this, I can teach you the three more styles, so that you can learn half of the twelve styles of asking the heavens." Li Chengqian said.
Mo Yu had no choice but to agree, Li Chengqian found a total of six invitations, but Mo Yu could barely hold them, these invitations did not cut corners at all, all of them were precious red sandalwood, made of ebony, each of which was the size of two palms and an inch thick.
The other invitations are not as tall as these invitations, Li Chengqian didn't even bother to look at them, and there was only one final outcome, that is, to burn them down, whether they were paper or wood, they were all good fuel.
Early the next morning, Du He brought Fang Jun to find Li Chengqian, and the three of them got together, and they all had a treacherous smile on their faces, the reason was that Du He began to laugh treacherously, Fang Jun followed, and Li Chengqian had to echo the two.
Du He took out three wax pills and held them with one hand like a treasure.
Li Chengqian was very curious: "What is this?" ”
"You forgot? Just like last year, these three balls, called the Great Poetry Pill, were specially prepared for the three of us. Du Ho said.
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched, and the name he gave was really special, Da Shimaru, it sounded the same as that.
Fang Jun was overjoyed: "Good brother, you really got the Great Poetry Pill again, I rely on you every year, I'm embarrassed!" ”
Saying that he was embarrassed, the movements in his hands were not ambiguous at all, and he directly took a large poetry pill from Du He's hand.
Du He said: "Come, it's your turn." ”
Li Chengqian had to choose one at random and hold it in his hand.
"Open it, hurry up and memorize it now, and use it at the poetry meeting when the time comes, you didn't memorize it proficiently last year, and you chanted half a poem at the poetry meeting, and you were almost laughed to death, you have to learn a lesson!" Duho Road.
Li Chengqian probably guessed what the big poetry pill that Du He got was, he couldn't help but be a little speechless, chanting half of the poem? What did this body do before? What a shame!
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian crushed the wax pill, unfolded the paper inside, and read:
"Upstairs swallows fly, warblers cry in front of the window,
Looking at it from afar, it is a good scenery. ”
"This poem ......" Li Chengqian was directly speechless.
Poems written by elementary school students? It's a shame to take this thing out! He was very suspicious that Du He was making fun of him, after all, he had shaved Du He's bald head before, and Du He was not too much to hold a grudge.
"Wow, you're really lucky, this poem was specially prepared for you by me, I didn't expect you to be so lucky, you drew it directly, amazing!" Duho Road.
"Specialized, for me, chosen?" Li Chengqian looked at Du He with a surprised face, he was such an idiot in Du He's eyes? Fool him with a child's poems?
Fang Jun also looked envious: "Your poem is so good, can we change it?" ”
Li Chengqian looked at Fang Jun with even more shocked eyes, is this product sick, this poem, okay? What a hammer!
Du He suddenly turned his face blank: "Fang Yiai, what do you mean?" The three of us are good brothers who are beaten by iron, you know, Brother Tony is the prince, there are many people staring at him, he can't sing poems is very embarrassing, the two of us only chanted half a poem last year, and we didn't even laugh at the two of us, how happy we are! Let's think more about Tonygo! ”
Fang Jun thought for a while and said, "That's true, Brother Tony, you should remember this poem, even if you are the only one who can recite the whole poem this year, it will be a victory for the three of us!" ”
Li Chengqian was about to be thundered down by these two iron mentally retarded buddies, he thought that Li Chengqian was a sand sculpture in the past, but he didn't expect that the three of them were equal, they were all sand sculptures with pure blood!
What else could he say? The two sand sculpture brothers said so, and he could only say: "I thank the two good brothers, in the future, we will share blessings and difficulties!" ”
The other two were very excited: "Blessings and hardships are shared together!" ”
He threw away the paper in his hand quietly, and the somewhat wrinkled paper floated to the ground.
"Negative sentiment from Duho, +125"
"Negative sentiment from Fang Jun, +134"
Li Chengqian received the negative emotion value, was stunned, and subconsciously looked at the two, sure enough, both of them looked at him with a worried face, especially Du He, there were tears flashing in his eyes.
"Little Dudu, what's wrong with you?" Li Chengqian was shocked.
"Brother Tony, are you giving up? You chose the simplest poem, we rely on you to make a name for ourselves today, you actually read it once and throw it away, I want to cry. Du Ho said.
I'm special! Li Chengqian wanted to curse.
"This poem is very simple, I read it once and memorize it, and I can naturally recite it when the time comes." Li Chengqian said.
The two still didn't believe it.
Fang Jun said: "Then you recite it now, and we will believe what you say." ”
Li Chengqian opened his mouth and recalled: "The swallows are flying upstairs, the warblers are crying in front of the window, and they are ...... by the railing."
When he read it before, he felt that this poem was too sand-sculpture, so he didn't memorize it carefully, and he could read half of it, and he had already burned high incense.
Du He said: "Look, you can only recite half a poem, so you will be laughed at by others." ”
Fang Jun continued: "This time he seems to have said two more words, this is progress, maybe it will be appreciated by everyone." ”
Li Chengqian couldn't listen to the words of the two, so he bent down and picked up the thrown paper and put it away.
"Are you satisfied now?" Li Chengqian said.
The two of them looked satisfied.
There are eight rivers lingering in Chang'an City, respectively, Wei, Jing, Feng, waterlogging, Wei, Zhu, Chan, Ba, the waterways in the city are vertical and horizontal, ordinary people are looking for a big canal in the city on the festival, saying that it is a canal, in fact, there is a lot of water, the same flow of the small river, do not feel shabby at all.
The big family is different, the place where they celebrate the festival is the Liuyu River outside the city, small bridges and flowing water, flowers and weeds, and willows and green shade, which is the enjoyment of the nobles.
The most powerful thing is that on the day of the Shangsi Festival, there is really wine in the Liuqi River, which is put down from the upstream and flows downstream with the water for everyone to drink.
The three of them rode horses, drove all the guards away, and went to the Liuyu River, Li Chengqian was fearless, but followed the two of them, and when they arrived at the river, there was no one in the river.
Li Chengqian couldn't help but be curious: "It's strange, this Shangsi Festival has been prepared for several days, why is there no one by the river?" ”
Du He said: "Have you forgotten the traditions of our Iron Triangle? ”
"What tradition?" Li Chengqian was puzzled, he really didn't know.
The two dismounted, unbuckled their belts, and began to pee into the river.
Li Chengqian was dumbfounded, what kind of operation is this?
"Where are the people who are gathering? Upstream? Li Chengqian asked.
"They're naturally downstream, and if they're upstream, what's the point of us peeing?" Duho Road.
Li Chengqian wants to cry without tears, what a mentally retarded teammate this is! There are three parents downstream, and this Nima is purely a cheat!