"Brother Tony, what are you doing standing stupidly, come quickly, it's a brother, come to the river to pee together!" Duho Road.

Fortunately, Du He didn't say that he was a brother and came to cut me, otherwise Li Chengqian might really be unable to help but go up and give Du He a few blows.

"I forget it, I didn't drink water in the morning, and I can't pee." Li Chengqian said.

"Why don't you take a few sips in the river?" Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

He was stunned, Fang Jun doesn't talk about people! The two of them were peeing into the river, but they asked him to go to the river to drink? Do you really think he doesn't hit people?

Du He said: "You can drink water upstream, we pee downstream, it won't affect you, this river is a drinking river, no one pees in it." ”

"You're not human?" Li Chengqian simply accepted these two pit daddy things, knowing that this was a drinking water river, and urinated in it.

The two of them were done, and they were both a little unhappy when they saw that Li Chengqian was unwilling to do so.

Du He said: "Don't you do this, and tell others that the two of us will pee in the river when the time comes?" ”

"How is that possible! I'm not that kind of person! Li Chengqian said.

The other two looked at Li Chengqian, and there seemed to be two words written on their faces: "You are!" ”

Li Chengqian finally understood that this was a strange petition between the three of them, and they urinated in the river together, that is a good brother, if this kind of thing is known by Li Er, the death penalty can be avoided, the living crime is inescapable, and if you don't die, you have to shed your skin.

There was no way, Li Chengqian had to get off the horse, come to the river, untie his trouser belt, and fly down 3,000 feet......

The other two nodded with satisfaction, this is a good brother, this is reassuring.

Li Chengqian can only comfort himself, he wants to integrate into the ancients, even if these two people are a bit non-mainstream, he has to integrate, after all, sand sculpture brothers like this are rare animals, without him, I'm afraid ...... I'm going to die a terrible death.

After a shake, Li Chengqian was finished, and he said, "What are we going to do next?" Do you climb to the river en masse to drink water? ”

Fang Jun said: "Okay, it just so happens that I'm a little thirsty." ”

When he had finished speaking, he walked upstream, pouted his buttocks, stuck his head on the surface of the river, and drank with a bang.

"Negative sentiment value from Lee Seung-gan, +88"

Li Chengqian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the big guy criticized it, he couldn't afford to provoke it! He could only say four words...... What a warrior too!

"Little Dudu, do you want to take a few sips too?" Li Chengqian asked.

"I'm not thirsty." Duho Road.

Thump......

The sound of falling water came, Li Chengqian looked over and was stunned, this thing can be planted in the water even if he drinks water? Talent!

"Look, what did I catch?" Fang Jun shouted.

He held up a one-foot-long crucian carp with both hands, and the crucian carp's mouth was closed one by one, obviously not dead, but Fang Jun's strength was too great, and the crucian carp pinched couldn't move.

"Brother is a good skill!" Duhe shouted.

Li Chengqian was speechless, for the sake of a fish? How can you see people when you're so wet?

When Fang Jun went ashore, he found that he was soaked, he took off all his clothes and pants, twisted them, and put one on each of the three people's buttocks to dry, and then he looked at Li Chengqian and Du He.

"See what I do? I only wore one pants! Li Chengqian said.

But he had one more robe than Duhe, Fang Jun said: "Brother Tony, give me a robe to wear, I can make a living." ”

There was no way, Li Chengqian had to give the robe on his body to Fang Jun, Fang Jun put it on directly, and tied the wide robe tightly on his body with a belt, occasionally his bare legs can be seen, the leg hair is clearly visible, and the eyes are spicy!

Fang Jun found a branch to hang the fish on his horse, and the three of them walked down the Liuyu River, gradually from only grass, wood, bees and butterflies to human figures, and the first thing the three of them encountered was the forbidden army on the periphery.

Li Chengqian glanced at a few times, and randomly found a guard who was about the same size and height as Fang Jun, and he said, "You come out and come with us." ”

"Negative sentiment from Zhou Jiaqing, +156"

When Zhou Jiaqing saw these three people, he had an ominous premonition, and sure enough, he was directly hit by His Royal Highness the Prince, and he resisted in his heart, but there was no way, he had to go with the three of them.

After walking a short distance, there were only four people present, and the three of them dismounted and surrounded Zhou Jiaqing.

"Zhou Jiaqing, take off your pants." Li Chengqian said.

Zhou Jiaqing stared at Li Chengqian, although it was a very honorable thing to be known by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, such joy was not enough to cover the shock to him in the second half of the sentence.

"Negative sentiment from Zhou Jiaqing, +188"

"Take it off quickly, don't force us to do it!" Fang Jun said.

Fang Er's rough temper is already well known, Zhou Jiaqing hurriedly took off his pants, held it up with one hand trembling, and protected his baby with the other.

Fang Jun snatched the pants, kicked off the shoes on his feet, and put them on himself, it fit very well, he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "These pants are simply tailor-made for me!" ”

Zhou Jiaqing finally understood, these three masters didn't know what to do, they actually lost a person's pants, and he took a fancy to him because he was about the same height as Fang Jun, and he wanted to cry.

Li Chengqian frowned: "Zhou Jiaqing, what's the matter with you looking like you're going to die?" A manly man, why do you have no pants? ”

"Negative sentiment from Zhou Jiaqing, +199"

As the most elite forbidden army in the Tang Dynasty, he felt such humiliation for the first time, and he couldn't say a word.

"Brother Tony, this guy is walking around with his bare ass, he will definitely attract the attention of others, and when the time comes, I'm afraid it's not good to say the names of the three of us, I don't think it's better to do it without doing it......" Du He said.

Zhou Jiaqing hurriedly said: "No! No, I met horse thieves on the road and they snatched my pants. ”

Fang Jun frowned: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, how can there be horse thieves in such a place so close to Chang'an?" This statement of yours is obviously not credible! ”

Li Chengqian was stunned by what Xiaofang Du and the others said, when these two people bullied people, their IQ was online, why were they so sand sculptures?

Zhou Jiaqing looked at Li Chengqian, who was quite upright and reliable, and almost cried out: "His Royal Highness the Prince, help!" ”

Li Chengqian sighed: "You two don't bully him a little guard, so let's do it, I have an idea, I heard that in the south, there is a place called Hawaii on the other side of the sea, where people like to wear grass skirts and dance grass hula, it is better to let the two of them help you make a grass skirt and put it on, you can cover your shame temporarily." ”

Xiao Fang Du's eyes lit up, the grass skirt, it sounds very interesting!

The two glanced at each other, got into the woods, and after a short time, the two came back, Du He was holding a fresh grass skirt in his hand, he was cautious, for fear that the grass skirt would be next to him.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "Two little geniuses, put away your pranks, I can see the nettles on the grass skirt at a glance, do you still want people to wear them?" ”

He couldn't help but complain in his heart, these two sand sculptures, Yin people can't do it, and the nettle is placed in the grass skirt, ensuring that Zhou Jiaqing knows what sourness is.

Du He and Fang Jun were embarrassed, Du He had to throw away the grass skirt in his hand and go back to do it again, the grass skirt made for the second time was normal, Zhou Jiaqing put it on, and his mood was much better.

"Since we're wearing hula, let's do a hula dance for the three of us." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative sentiment from Zhou Jiaqing, +125"