"Are you ready?"

"Ready ......"

"Then, don't forget the advice of our father before we came, I would rather be beaten to death, but I have to stand to greet him, if you have the ability to deceive the woman not to do it, everyone will give two Zhuangzi afterwards, and the money will come from the internal affairs office of the queen mother, and no official can find an excuse."

"Don't worry, the brothers know about this, no one has too much property, and the brothers are all wearing up today."

In front of the gate of Cheng's mansion, the team of welcoming relatives slowly stopped, but when they saw that the seven concubines were like facing a great enemy, they started to make a pre-war decision before they knocked on the door.

Cheng Chuxue is the first wife, the identity ranks second among the seven girls, once married to Li Yun, the status is extremely respectful, so the royal family also gave great respect, and directly sent three princes plus four princes and the eldest son of the prince to welcome the family.

Among the three princes, one is the concubine of the eldest grandson queen, and the other two are not trivial, their mothers are the four concubines.

This lineup is definitely powerful.

The leading prince is not an outsider, it is Li Zhi, the king of Yan who came from Hebei, although the little guy is only twelve years old this year, but his little face is already heroic.

The Cheng family was in front of them, the prime ministers were panting, Li Zhi suddenly made two small fists, and said stubbornly: "Remember, salute first and then soldier......"

After speaking, he suddenly froze, and said shyly with a small face: "No, we didn't lead troops, I forgot that Uncle Cheng is a veteran of the battlefield, even if we lead soldiers, it's useless, our own soldiers are not enough for Uncle Cheng to plug between his teeth......"

The little one was visibly nervous.

A prince in the back patted him on the shoulder, his face tried to show ease, and he swallowed and spitted: "Don't worry, the king of Chaoyang has always eaten soft and not hard, as long as we are full of honey, maybe the king of Chaoyang will let us go." After all, we are helping the eldest brother to welcome his relatives today, and he, as the woman's parent, must not be unreasonable. ”

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said this, Li Zhi's little face suddenly twitched, and he said pitifully: "Brother Huang, Uncle Cheng is not exactly that kind of unreasonable person." ”

The prince's face twitched when he spoke just now, and the other prince also became earthy.

The three princes stood in front of the door with sad faces, and the eldest son of the four princes in the back gasped, and the seven ministers looked at me, I looked at you, and no one dared to say a word, I will knock on the door.

In the end, it was Li Zhi who showed his responsibility, and suddenly put on a posture of looking at death as home, and said: "I'll go, my brothers protect me." ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward, resting his little hands on the door with trembling hands, and then knocked cautiously a few times.

"Who?"

There was a sudden explosion inside the door, and it sounded no different from the bandits blocking the road.

Xiao Li Zhi suddenly shuddered, and said stubbornly: "Uncle Cheng, it's me, childish slave, can you open the door?" ”

"What are you doing with the door?" Cheng Biting Jin's voice was even more vicious, as terrifying as a lynx beast, and said, "If you can't tell one, two, three, be careful that the old man will beat your butts out of the shit." ”

On the street not far away, the crowd of people who came to see the excitement looked at each other, almost all of them looked strange, and there was an indescribable weirdness on their faces.

Suddenly, a red-faced man snorted angrily, hating iron and steel: "This fool is still shameless?" When the sky is low, how can a father personally block the door? The old man had to beat him up, lest he mess around and lose the face of his niece. ”

The two guards next to him looked startled, and hurriedly hugged their grandfather, and begged bitterly: "Grandpa, you dissipate your anger, and what you pay attention to welcoming your relatives is a lively, since ancient times, they are all the same, although the king of the rising sun... He... He was the father who personally blocked the door, but there was actually no shame in making it lively, grandpa, you are here to drink wine today, and you must not reprimand the king of the rising sun as usual. ”

The red-faced man snorted again, finally holding back his anger and not getting angry.

And in front of the courtyard gate at this time, Li Zhi was still flattering in a stingy voice, and said pitifully: "Uncle Cheng, open the door, the little nephew is coming to welcome the eldest brother instead, please don't embarrass my ......."

Cheng Biting Jin inside the door seemed to be spoofing, but he suddenly let out a muffled snort, but listening to the old goblin who seemed to grin with his teeth, he endured some pain and said: "Forget it, forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't have to fight with you juniors, if you want to open the door, the old man has to ask a word first, let me ask you, do you know the rules?" ”

Li Zhi nodded hurriedly and said hurriedly: "I know how to understand, Uncle Cheng can rest assured." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

There was a sudden laughter like a night owl in the door, only to hear Cheng Lao Goblin say again: "Since you know the rules, then follow the rules, if you want the Cheng family to open the door, you stinky boys come with your ability, if you have the ability to open the door, the old man promises not to say a single, if you don't have the ability, then don't blame the old man for not giving face......"

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, and suddenly changed his voice to shout, as if thunder, and his ears rang, and said: "What are you waiting for, little things, don't you have the ability to be afraid of being embarrassed?" ”

"Uncle Cheng, the nephews will do it!"

"Aha, this is a bit of a royal concubine, come on, the old man is waiting to see......"

……

Li Zhi took a deep breath, and the little guy took a step back sharply, and then shouted to the bottom of the steps, beckoning, "Brothers, do it." ”

The two princes below and the four princes and concubines hurriedly stepped forward, and the seven concubines stood in a row in a blink of an eye.

This action immediately ignited the enthusiasm of the onlookers in the distance, but when they saw hundreds of people watching on tiptoe, for fear of missing a slight, they all froze.

There was a Han ordinary man with an excited face and whispered to everyone: "Look at it, look at it, it's about to start, the first step to welcome relatives is the most interesting." ”

Among the people, the Turks and the people from the Western Regions obviously didn't understand, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is the first step?" What's the buzz? ”

The Han people were just about to answer, but suddenly they heard a loud noise from the side of the courtyard.

The Turks who asked no longer had the heart to listen to the answers, but they saw dozens or hundreds of heads turning to the side of the courtyard in unison.

Bang!

Another loud bang.

Countless people who did not belong to the Han family were dumbfounded.

What did they see?

But seeing that the seven noble Han people were covered in armor, they actually slammed into the gate of the Cheng family's courtyard, boom, boom, boom, a total of seven people, hit seven times in a row, and the gate kept shaking, as if attacking the city.

The Han people just now grinned and said with a look of satisfaction: "See, this is the tradition of the Han family's wedding, if you want to open the door, bump it first, if the woman's door is not strong enough, this pass will be taken directly?" ”

"What if the gate is very strong?" Several Turks looked curious.

The Han people were just about to explain, and suddenly heard a burst of laughter in the courtyard, but the Cheng family was extremely proud: "A few princes, I'm sorry, the gate of our Cheng family is not only very strong, but also the six of our brothers personally resist the door bolt, not to mention that you princes are coming to bump, even if the Xuanjia Iron Rider comes, it is also for nothing, you can't hit the door, change the next set of tricks." ”

Li Zhi and the others really made a move, as if hitting the door just now was just a ceremonial step.

Now that the door didn't open, the woman asked them to change their tactics.

The people in the distance were attentive, looking at this side without blinking, but when they saw Li Zhi suddenly reach into his arms, he took out a handful of scattered copper coins from his arms, and then the little guy raised his hand sharply, and countless copper coins crackled and smashed on the door.

At the same time, the other six maids also reached into their arms one by one, and what they took out was not a copper coin, but it was clearly a piece of broken silver, but when they saw that the six maids raised their hands and smashed them, the broken silver was smashed on the door without money.

"This is called happy money to open the way...... "A Han Chinese explained to the Turks, "It belongs to the second step of requesting to open the door, and if the woman is greedy for money, this step will basically open the door." ”

The Turks nodded again and again, feeling that the wedding of the Han people was really tasteful, first banging on the door, and then smashing the door with money, the woman deliberately set up obstacles, and the man racked his brains in every way.

"What if you can't smash it with money?"

This time, it was not the Turks who asked, but a merchant from the Western Regions who was full of curiosity.

At this time, there were bursts of wild laughter in the courtyard, and someone shouted proudly: "Your Royal Highness, Your Highnesses, don't take out the money and be embarrassed, when will our Cheng family see the money in their eyes...... If you want to help your eldest brother welcome my eldest sister, your highness, let's think of another way. ”

"Wow, failed!" The merchants of the Western Regions were very surprised.

A Han man next to him glanced at him and said happily: "It's all for fun, don't talk about failure, you look at it, the third trick is here again?" ”

"Good, good!" The merchant of the Western Regions nodded again and again, his eyes full of curiosity.

But seeing at the gate of the courtyard, several ministers seemed to be talking to each other, and suddenly an elegant-looking minister stood in front of the door, coughed to the sky and cleared his throat.

"It's started, it's ......" The Han people were full of excitement and said, "I don't know what to read?" It's too ugly to hear, but it's a shame for adults! ”

The Turks and the people of the Western Regions looked confused.

Do you have to recite poetry to welcome your relatives?

I saw that the prime minister coughed again, and suddenly took out a roll of silk silk from his arms, and began to recite: "Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building and the east of Guitang." There are no colorful phoenix wings, and the heart is a little clear......"

"Good!"

There was a sudden burst of applause on the street, but when I saw a group of scholars or Confucian literati shaking their heads, everyone had admiration on their faces, as if they had drunk a glass of mellow wine.

The lady who was reciting the poem stopped reciting the poem, and suddenly shouted loudly into the door, and said as a scoundrel: "Sister-in-law, open the door, this is a poem written by the eldest brother to you, sister-in-law, do you want to listen to the second half of the ...... If you want to listen, let your mother's family open the door, if you don't open the door, hey, hey, hey, don't blame the younger brothers for turning around and leaving, the second half of the poem, I won't read it to you. ”