Chapter 90: The title of the Fart King is yours

The moment he heard the voice, his face suddenly changed.

"Three hundred, you ......" Youxia just wanted to scold, but he suddenly discovered a terrifying thing.

Although Wang Aiguo was farting in the afternoon, at least it didn't stink. But now it's different, this fart stinks outrageous.

When watching the news, usually the captain will come to one, but Grandpa Bi went to the team headquarters for a meeting, so Shen Long came to lead the team when watching the news.

As a result, as soon as Shen Long stepped into the TV room, he was swept away by a stench that came to his face.

"What the hell, which of you are eating stinky tofu?" Shen Long roared loudly.

"Damn, what kind of stinky tofu is this? This is obviously eating Yonedako, okay! Jia Qu, who was smoked to death in the house, couldn't help but roar.

"Master, you have received your supernatural powers! Think about me, I'm right next to you!! He knelt beside Wang Aiguo with a snap and cried with tears in his eyes.

In this regard, Wang Aiguo can only hehe.

Is this something he can control? It's easier to please God than to send God.......

…….

On this day, the people of the 12th team of the Chenyang New Barracks spent an unforgettable time watching the news in their lives. Years later, you can still remember that experience of watching the news.

Most said it was the first time they had watched the news in the toilet.

A small fraction of the remaining said it was the first time they had watched the news in a manure pit.

Because this experience was too painful, everyone had already evacuated before they finished watching the news that day, and Wang Aiguo was the only one left in the TV room.

In fact, Wang Aiguo also wants to withdraw, but the problem is ...... The door of their dormitory was closed, and he was not allowed to enter, which was a bit helpless.

……..

In this way, Wang Aiguo lasted until the lights-out horn sounded, and as soon as the lights-out horn sounded, Wang Aiguo got into the quilt, hoping to rely on the quilt to suppress the rich fart smell.

However, in less than three minutes, Wang Aiguo himself regretted it. He thought he could hold it down, but he thought too much, fart was gas, and what was the use of just relying on a quilt.

"Brother 300, you have finally solved a problem that has been bothering me for a long time." The divine doctor who was sleeping on Wang Aiguo's head couldn't help but speak.

Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "What's the problem?" ”

"Is a fart lighter than air or heavier than air?" The doctor sat up from the bed, then took out two dolls of tissues and stuffed them into his nose.

Wang Aiguo's face was full of embarrassment, this fart would float up, and he was not to blame.

"Come on, I'll go to the bathroom." After speaking, Wang Aiguo opened the quilt.

As a result, as soon as Wang Aiguo pulled the quilt away, Wang Aiguo's dormitory exploded.

A group of people shouted, especially the divine doctor, squinting their eyes and shouting: "Fatty, fatty, you are about to receive your magical powers, I can't see with my eyes, what spicy eyes!" ”

Wang Aiguo: "......."

"Farewells." At this moment, Wang Aiguo also felt that this place didn't seem to be easy to treat, and rushed out of the room with an arrow step, leaving only everyone crying and shouting in the room.

Leaving the room, Wang Aiguo rushed into the toilet as soon as possible. Now, the only thing that can make him 'release' is the toilet.

Sneaking to the toilet, Wang Aiguo was immediately happy when he saw that there was no one in the toilet. So I took off my pants and put them down happily against a toilet door.

As for why he took off his pants, the main reason was that Wang Aiguo was afraid that he would make too much strength and jump out of Yoneda.

"Puff puff puff ~~~~~"

After a period of joyful release, Wang Aiguo felt that his whole body was relaxed as if he had drunk intestinal tea.

"It's so cool!" Wang Aiguo couldn't help but roar, and then lifted his pants.

However, just as Wang Aiguo was lifting his pants and wanted to leave, suddenly the toilet cubicle behind him opened.......

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Wang Aiguo suddenly had a bad premonition and slowly turned around. In the darkness, I saw a figure standing in the toilet.

With the moonlight, Wang Aiguo tried to identify it, and then found that he might as well not recognize it.

The man was none other than ...... It's Grandpa Bi.

For a moment, time seemed to stand still, Wang Aiguo and Grandpa Bi looked at each other, neither of them spoke, nor did they move, just looked at each other like this, looked at each other, looked at each other.......

After about thirty seconds, I saw that Grandpa Bi was about to suffocate himself as Thanos. Suddenly, Grandpa Bi let out a long breath, and then his whole face was distorted, pointing at Wang Aiguo and scolding: "Wang Aiguo, I'm really fed up with you." Are you human, are you sent by aliens to attack Earth? Otherwise, you're also a Gatling or a sweet potato, right? What the hell did you put in it, scattering beans into soldiers? Ever since I met you, my worldview has collapsed. Someone else will fart at most, but what about you? A fart lasted more than thirty seconds, and it stinked so much that I couldn't even breathe. Are you a human at all!! ”

Grandpa Bi said a long series of words in one breath, and at this time Wang Aiguo understood that Grandpa Bi looked at him without speaking just now because he couldn't open his mouth at all.

But at this time, Wang Aiguo is about to say again, why don't you turn on the lights when you go to the toilet at night? It made him think there was no one in there.

"Made, you still want to take excellent soldiers, unless I am lying in the hospital paralyzed, otherwise I will crawl back to stop you." After Grandpa Bi finished speaking, he didn't even check the room, and he was about to leave with a flick of his arm.

As a result, as soon as he shook it, Grandpa Bi's fist slammed on the radiator, and Grandpa Bi screamed in pain.

"Wang Aiguo, I swear to you that I will not stand apart!" Grandpa Bi said angrily with tears in his eyes.

Wang Aiguo: "......."

"You wait a while, you let me take care of it, you throw your arm and smash it on the radiator, and this thing will also be ??? on my head" Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes and thought speechlessly.

……..

The night passed, and Wang Aiguo felt that he was in much better shape. However, just when Wang Aiguo thought that this matter was over, everyone had dinner in the morning, and Grandpa Bi held a plenary meeting.

Well, a short plenary session.

"Comrades of the 12th team, you must actively move closer to the party and strictly restrain your behavior. We can't be giants of speech, dwarfs of action. The most important thing is, don't be a fart maniac!! ”

When Grandpa Bi said the last few words, he almost roared, and almost yelled at Wang Aiguo. made Wang Aiguo foam at the face.

"Grandpa Bi, I can't control this fart, you can't stare at me because of this kind of thing, right?" Wang Aiguo thought bitterly.

However, he also saw that even if he comforted himself like this, Grandpa Bi still stared at him deadly, it seemed that this hatred was big.