Chapter 89: You're a Sweet Potato Essence, Aren't You?
After saying the right down, Wang Aiguo turned back with a puzzled face.
"What are you talking about?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.
The right descendant didn't speak, but opened the bookstall there. Wang Aiguo was stunned, what does this mean? As a result, at this time, he farted again, and then everyone watched the book turn a page strangely.
The classroom was silent all of a sudden, and even Shen Long was shocked by this amazing scene.
After a while, Shen Long exclaimed, "This ..... is the legendary air cannon?" ”
Hearing Shen Long's words, Wang Aiguo almost died on the spot. God is a special air cannon, why am I still splitting empty palms, can you guys still have some spectrum?
"Three hundred, what did you eat today? Why is there so much fart? Huang Gang couldn't help but ask.
Wang Aiguo looked helpless, this fart is to blame on the warrior monk, if it weren't for the warrior monk's flatulence, he wouldn't have let out so many farts.
"Okay, okay, the fart doesn't stink, the fart doesn't smell, the food delivered to the warrior monk today may have a cold stomach, I should go to the health team to find some medicine to eat at night."
"Well, remember to go, otherwise your dormitory will be like a cannon battle tonight." Shen Long nodded and said.
Wang Aiguo: "......."
Team Shen, your description is really amazing......
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After dinner in the evening, Wang Aiguo routinely went to deliver food to the monks.
Because the warrior monk still lived next door to the deputy political commissar, Wang Aiguo did not stay for long, and turned around to leave as soon as he put the meal on the head of the warrior monk's bed.
As a result, as soon as Wang Aiguo turned around and left, Deputy Political Commissar Jiang Tao said enthusiastically: "Young man, why are you walking so fast?" Don't sit down and chat for a while? ”
"No, I'm not very convenient today." Wang Aiguo said politely.
The warrior monk frowned, and said suspiciously: "You are here for the eldest aunt?" ”
"Poof~~~~" A screaming voice sounded at the door of the monk's face, and the monk was stunned on the spot. Unexpectedly, he just wanted to tease Wang Aiguo, and the other party made such a ruthless move.
"Three hundred, why are you so ......" The warrior monk stood up suddenly, but Wang Aiguo's buttocks arched and knocked the warrior monk back to the bed.
At the same time, Wang Aiguo faced the deputy political commissar and said with a smile: "Deputy political commissar, I have a little stomach discomfort today, and I am about to go to the military doctor to get some medicine, so I won't delay." If there is anything you should talk to this 'high monk' of Shaolin Temple, this 'high monk' knows astronomy and geography, and is very good at philosophy and Zen theory, I believe that your chat with him will definitely open up a new world for you. ”
"Oh, warrior monk, do you still have this ability?" Deputy Political Commissar Jiang Tao looked at the warrior monk in surprise.
The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo's huge back with a panicked face, what is the situation? Now sell people, just sell in front of you?
"Three hundred, you!"
"Chat well with the deputy political commissar, the senior monk !!" Wang Aiguo bit the word monk very hard.
The warrior monk's face was speechless, since he met Wang Aiguo, he suddenly found that nothing around him was a good thing.
Turning around and leaving the monk's dormitory, Wang Aiguo ran to the military doctor without saying a word. One thing he said just now was true, and that was that he really wanted to find a military doctor to prescribe some medicine.
This fart came suddenly, and it has already caused him a lot of trouble today. Of course, the more important thing is that if you don't take some medicine now, you still puff when you sleep at night, what if you squirt out?
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Aiguo immediately shivered all over his body. If that happens, it's a shame.
So Wang Aiguo rushed directly to the military doctor's office without saying a word.
Walking into the military doctor's office, the military doctor was watching TV after eating. As a result, as soon as he saw Wang Aiguo rushing in, the military doctor was stunned.
"Uh...... Are you in such a hurry because the monk's condition has deteriorated? ”
"It's not a warrior monk, it's me." Wang Aiguo hurriedly explained.
The military doctor was even more confused, and said suspiciously: "Your condition has deteriorated?" ”
"Can we not say that the condition is getting worse? When I came to you, did it have to be because my condition was getting worse? Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.
The military doctor nodded, this is reasonable, so he continued: "Then what is your problem?" ”
"That's right, I've had a bad stomach this afternoon."
"Then I'll prescribe you some medicine for diarrhea." The military doctor didn't say a word, just stood up and was about to get medicine for Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo hurriedly stopped the military doctor's movements and continued: "No, no, no, I don't have diarrhea, how can I have diarrhea with my stomach?" I was actually farting all afternoon. ”
"Fart, fart, what's the cure. Isn't it okay when you're done? The medic was happy, it was the first time he had seen someone come to him for a fart.
As a result, as soon as the military doctor finished speaking, he heard a long series of puffs and puffs.
The military doctor's face was dark at that time, and it was the first time he had seen someone come to the scene to perform, but as soon as he wanted to speak, he heard a dense crackling sound from Wang Aiguo.
"Doctor, is this okay?" Wang Aiguo said with an embarrassed face.
The military doctor was stunned for a long time before he spoke: "Hehe, there may be something, it's the first time I've seen someone fart for more than a minute." What's the matter, are you going to sing with your fart? ”
Wang Aiguo: "......."
Med, you have such a good sense of humor.
In the end, the military doctor still dispensed medicine for Wang Aiguo. Then after the medicine was dispensed, Wang Aiguo felt that it was not very reliable on the way back. Because the original words of the military doctor are that the only way to treat farting is to let it out.
"So this medicine is here to help me fart?" Wang Aiguo looked at the few small pills in the bag, his face full of depression.
But the military doctor still had to listen to his words, so Wang Aiguo took the medicine as soon as he returned to the dormitory.
Less than 20 minutes after taking the medicine, Wang Aiguo felt that the medicine had taken effect. Just when Wang Aiguo was about to find a place where no one was, Grandpa Bi's voice sounded in the corridor.
"Gather in the TV room and watch the news."
"Whoa." After Grandpa Bi finished speaking, a group of people rushed to the TV room with a small horse.
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"Three hundred, have you been to the health team to see it?" Sitting in the TV room, he descended right and found that it was Wang Aiguo next to him, so he was a little panicked, and hurriedly asked.
Wang Aiguo nodded: "I've seen it." ”
"Oh, is that cured?" Right descended and asked.
Hearing the words of the right descent, Wang Aiguo turned his head and showed a bright smile at the right descent. When he looked at this smile, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Big brother, can you stop laughing, laughing is like trying to eat people. Are you normal? I'm a little panicked! ”
"The military doctor said ....... it's good if the fart is finished." After saying that, the right descender heard a sharp whistle-like sound.