"You have to figure it out, you didn't have ready-made incense here, so you were bitten by mosquitoes." Li Chengqian said.

"If you hadn't asked me to tear down this nasty circle of mosquito coils, how would I have been bitten by mosquitoes?" Zhao Yinger said.

"What do these two things have to do with each other? Don't talk nonsense! Li Chengqian said.

"I know, you must be too stinky, mosquitoes don't bite you, they all come to bite me, it's all your fault." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "That's because I'm too hard for mosquitoes to bite." ”

Zhao Ying'er snorted secretly: "Dengzi!" ”

"What you say is completely shameless slander, I'm really not a disciple who said those words, mosquitoes really can't bite me, if you don't believe it, I can do an experiment for you."

He grabbed it casually, and a mosquito was pinched by his wings, and the mosquito was directly stunned, which is the normal stress response of mosquitoes after being caught.

Zhao Yinger was extremely surprised, how could Li Chengqian say that if you want to catch a mosquito for experiments, you can catch a mosquito for experiments?

"How did you catch it?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"Do you want to learn? If you want to learn, I can teach you. Li Chengqian said.

Zhao Ying'er shook her head, catching mosquitoes, if she still has to learn this kind of thing, then she will definitely not learn it, and it is useless to learn it, only Li Chengqian would have such a boring skill.

"Alright, let's start experimenting, you see."

Li Chengqian said and put the mosquito on his arm, and pricked his arm a few times with the mosquito's mouthparts, but as a result, the mosquito's mouthparts were broken by his arm.

"You see, its mouth was broken by my arm." Li Chengqian said.

"Oh ...... really"

Zhao Yinger tried Li Chengqian's arm, it was not very hard, and the skin was indeed soft.

Zhao Yinger asked, "What's going on?" I've tried your arm, and it's not hard. ”

"That's for you, it's different for mosquitoes." Li Chengqian said.

He didn't want to discuss this issue with Zhao Yinger anymore, so he began to dismantle mosquito coils.

Removing mosquito coils is a technical job, mainly depending on the dexterity of the hands, if the hands are more dexterous, the removal of mosquito coils will be very fast and will not damage the mosquito coils.

Zhao Ying'er was stunned, and Li Chengqian took apart the mosquito coil, which was completely different from her before.

Zhao Ying'er pouted dissatisfiedly: "Okay, you can disassemble the mosquito coil so easily, why do you want me to disassemble it?" ”

"Let me ask you, have you ever removed the mosquito coil?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Nope."

"I'm here to let you try to remove the mosquito coil."

"How's it going, don't you think it's enjoyable?"

Zhao Yinger: "......"

Removing mosquito coils is also addictive? Anyway, she wouldn't have this addiction anyway.

After dismantling it, Li Chengqian took out the tray that came with the mosquito coil, a very thin rectangular metal sheet.

Of course, the color is a little yellow, but why yellow, because that's the color of gold.

Gold is a representative of precious metals, and this color is made to be more luxurious.

The use of precious metals to make incense burners, that is, from the Tang Dynasty.

Zhao Yinger stretched out her hand.

Li Chengqian knew what she meant, so he had to hand this piece of iron to Zhao Ying'er.

"Fake, this thing is too light! Didn't expect you to be fooled? Zhao Yinger said.

"Fake?" Li Chengqian was surprised, is this thing still true or fake?

"That's right, this thing looks golden, but it's not actually gold, I just checked it and found out about it." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian was speechless, Zhao Ying'er is a brain watt? How much is a box of mosquito coils? It's only seven or eight pieces.

I'll send you another golden mosquito coil plate? Wouldn't the company that produces mosquito coils have to lose money?

Of course, if this is used as an advertising gimmick, it is indeed feasible.

Advertise that there is a mosquito coil in the mosquito coil, and the dish is gold, so let everyone buy it quickly.

When the time comes, I will get some internal personnel to buy a mosquito coil on a golden mosquito coil plate.

Stimulate the people to refuel and buy their mosquito coils.

Of course, if it is found out, it will be over, defrauding consumers.

Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "This thing is either gold, or ordinary metal." ”

"You're the prince, and you use ordinary metal? My incense burners here are all gold! ”

Li Chengqian looked at the incense burner on the side, rolled his eyes, it was obviously copper, and he couldn't help it if this guy had to say that it was gold.

"If you think it's golden, then it's golden." Li Chengqian said.

"What do you mean?" Zhao Yinger frowned.

"Nothing."

"Say!"

"Let you see what real gold is, look at my watch, it's real gold." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, he took down the Rolex with bells and whistles on his wrist and handed it to Zhao Ying'er.

Zhao Ying'er had also paid attention to the watch on Li Chengqian's wrist before, and it was very strange what this was for.

She took the watch, looked at it closely, and felt that it was indeed valuable, because it was not big but heavy.

In her impression, a very heavy metal, that is, gold, and this watch is indeed golden, which proves her idea even more.

"What does this watch do?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"It's a tool to record time, I want to know the time, I just need to look at it." Li Chengqian said.

"It's amazing! Can you make me a sheet? Zhao Yinger asked.

Li Chengqian fell into deep thought, yes, mechanical watches, reasoning can be made, no electricity is needed, only need to wind up.

Maybe a skilled craftsman can analyze this watch thoroughly and make a new watch, so that it will be much more convenient for everyone to see the time.

"There's some truth to what you're saying, I'll find someone to do it in the future." Li Chengqian said.

Unhurriedly, he took out a lighter, lit a mosquito coil, and inserted it on top of the mosquito coil tray.

The curling green smoke rose, and Zhao Ying'er smelled it and retched.

"Uh...... It stinks! Why does your incense smell so bad? Zhao Yinger asked.

"Of course, it won't smell so good for a few pennies." Li Chengqian said.

"How much money? So cheap? The cheapest incense pills I know cost 50 yuan, and this mosquito coil only costs a few yuan? Zhao Yinger was surprised.

Obviously, incense is something that only the rich and noble can use, and the cheapest one costs fifty yuan, which is not affordable for ordinary people at all.

Of course, ordinary people don't need to spend this unjust money, find a little wormwood or something like that, and burn it, that is, pure natural and safe incense, okay!

"That's right, you don't have to be suspicious of such cheap incense, at least there won't be mosquitoes coming again tonight." Li Chengqian said.

"Don't say it's so full, the five hundred yuan incense I used before can't block mosquitoes, and your penny incense can't do it!"

"I'm not incense, I'm mosquito coil! Mosquito coils are specially designed to poison mosquitoes, and mosquitoes will die directly when they smell this! The incense you used to use should only keep mosquitoes away. Li Chengqian said.

"So powerful?"

"That's nature."

"Then why is it selling so cheaply?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"Maybe it's because it's poisonous." Li Chengqian said.

"Poisonous?" Zhao Yinger was surprised.

Li Chengqian nodded.

He had heard news about mosquito coils poisoning babies before, and he was terrified when he heard them.

However, for adults, mosquito coils don't seem to cause people problems, at most they have a headache.

"Since this thing is poisonous, let's destroy it." Zhao Yinger said.

"It's okay, poisoning doesn't kill adults, it only poisons babies." Li Chengqian said.

Zhao Yinger: "......"

"Negative emotions from Zhao Yinger. +188”

She took matters into her own hands and extinguished the mosquito coils.

Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "Okay, there is already the smell of mosquito coils in the house, and the current mosquitoes should not be too high in antitoxicity, and this mosquito coil is enough to poison them." ”

Zhao Yinger didn't know what Li Chengqian meant by these words, and what the hell was anti-toxic, so she opened the window a little more.

The door is also opened, so that in a short time, the smell of smoke can be removed from the room.

This effect is obvious, but mosquitoes also come into the house with the evening breeze.

"You're not afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes?"

"I'm afraid, but if a mosquito bites me, I won't die, and the mosquito coil will poison me." Zhao Yinger said.

"It's all said, mosquito coils will only poison babies, not adults, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm Ying'er." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

The homophonic stalk is to deduct money, okay! He has nothing to say!

"I don't care, mosquitoes don't bite me anyway." Li Chengqian said.

"Let's go inside the mosquito net." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian naturally agreed to this request, the mosquito net is a good place, hehe......

Zhao Yinger didn't forget to serve the strawberries, the two sat in the mosquito net, and Zhao Yinger ate a strawberry.

"Okay, you catch all the mosquitoes in the mosquito net and kill them."

Li Chengqian was stunned, is this treating him as a tool man? Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

"No mosquitoes, no need to catch them." Li Chengqian said.

"Well, if you catch a mosquito, I'll reward you with a strawberry." Zhao Yinger said.

"I'm tired of eating, thank you!"

Li Chengqian refused very simply, and suddenly, he remembered a very interesting thing.

"Well, if I catch a mosquito, how about you grow a strawberry for me?"

Zhao Yinger was puzzled: "What do you mean by planting strawberries?" ”

"That's it."

Li Chengqian planted a strawberry on his arm, and then showed the red seal to Zhao Ying'er.

"See, this is called planting strawberries, isn't it similar to strawberries?" Li Chengqian asked.

Zhao Ying'er glared at Li Chengqian: "It's not like that!" There are small dots on the strawberries, but you don't have them on your arms. ”

Li Chengqian smiled evilly.

"It depends on which part of my body you plant."

Zhao Yinger was annoyed and threw the strawberry to Li Chengqian, who caught it.

"It's so sweet......"

"You're so bored! I once heard a good sister say that in order to please her, there was a scholar who let mosquitoes suck blood in the house at night, and when the mosquitoes were full, they would not bite my good sister, why can't you learn from others? ”

Li Chengqian was shocked, what kind of operation is this? Did ancient scholars lick dogs like this?

"That's a! Your best friend won't like that guy, will he? Li Chengqian asked.

Zhao Yinger was stunned when she heard this, best friend? It's an interesting way to put it.

"That's not true, the scholar has no money, after the mosquitoes are full, my ...... The girlfriend kicked him out. Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian clutched his stomach and laughed, tears coming out of his eyes.

Playing infatuation with a prostitute, does he deserve to be kicked out, or is his trick powerful, and the money plus the golden gun does not fall.

These are the two advantages that men will never change to attract women, and everything else is floating clouds.

Moreover, people are very cheap creatures, if you lick the dog too much, unconsciously, you will really not be treated as a person, and when the time comes, you won't cry.

Li Chengqian said: "That scholar is so infatuated, why did he let the family stay for one night, why did he drive them away?" ”

"My best friend said that she was really moved at the time, but the scholar let the mosquitoes bite, and there was no benefit to her body, she really couldn't accept it." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian burst into heartless laughter again.

This scholar who feeds mosquitoes contracted his laughter tonight.

"Such an infatuated idiot, I want to get to know him, I feel like he should be able to talk to my two stunned buddies."

"Can't you catch it?"

"Do you plant or not?"

"Planting, planting is not enough! It's not that you haven't planted it before, and you're so excited to change your name, and you still use it as a condition? Zhao Yinger said.

"Yes, planting strawberries, I can say it openly now, instead of thinking about it, of course it has to be the right condition." Li Chengqian said.

As he spoke, his right hand grabbed at random in the air, and a mosquito was caught by him.

"It's too easy, it doesn't count!" Zhao Yinger said.

"Okay." Li Chengqian directly agreed.

He reached out again and grabbed another one.

Zhao Yinger: "......"

She didn't have much to say this time.

Li Chengqian said: "Where is the best place to plant strawberries? I want to think about it, plant it on my calf. ”

"Negative sentiment from Zhao Ying'er, +177"

Li Chengqian's calves, although they are not as hairy as some men, are as hairy as orangutans, but they also have a lot of hair, and each of them is more than one centimeter.

"Come on." Li Chengqian said.

"Change places." Zhao Ying'er said, "You have too much leg hair." ”

"I'm a little one, it's not thick, it's dark, are you sure you want to change places?" Li Chengqian asked.

He looked at Zhao Ying'er and laughed evilly.

Zhao Yinger felt that something was wrong, Li Chengqian's legs were indeed better than ordinary men's legs, and it was not very difficult to accept.

She was mainly afraid that Li Chengqian would change places and strange places, how should she grow strawberries?

You can't grow strawberries on top of your head.

She had to lie down and plant strawberries according to Li Chengqian's request.

This strawberry had just been planted, and Li Chengqian caught another mosquito.

"Plant a strawberry on the left, and one on the right." Li Chengqian said, "This is called symmetrical beauty. ”

"I suspect you're fooling me over and over again with the same mosquito." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian stretched out his left hand and pinched the newly caught mosquito to death and put it in the palm of his left hand.

There are exactly three mosquitoes, lying in Li Chengqian's palm, and one is not bad.

"What else do you have to say?" Li Chengqian asked, "It's specially reserved to prevent you from cheating." ”

Zhao Yinger lowered her head in hatred and continued to plant strawberries.

Li Chengqian's right hand secretly opened a gap in the mosquito net behind his back.

I'm sorry, tonight, he wants Zhao Yinger to be a diligent strawberry farmer......