"You can't seem to catch any mosquitoes tonight?" Li Chengqian said.

Zhao Ying'er looked at a large number of mosquitoes in Li Chengqian's hands, she didn't know what to say, she couldn't say anything, and her mouth was completely paralyzed.

Growing strawberries is really not an easy thing to do, especially growing strawberries with your mouth.

Li Chengqian continued: "I saw a report in the newspaper before, saying that someone died because he planted strawberries in the wrong place. ”

Zhao Yinger was surprised: "Planted in the wrong place? Where is it planted? ”

He stretched out his right index finger and swiped it around the artery in his neck, up and down.

"This is it, just planting a few strawberries here, killing people." Li Chengqian said, "However, don't close couples like to grow some strawberries here?" ”

Zhao Ying'er touched her white neck, incredulous: "Aren't you talking nonsense again?" ”

"I didn't lie to you, it's true."

"Neck?"

"In the arteries that connect the heart to the brain, to be exact."

Zhao Yinger......

She felt that she couldn't keep up with Li Chengqian's rhythm, so she had to focus on other places.

"What you saw in the newspaper?"

"Yes."

"What does a newspaper do?"

"It's nothing, it's just writing about some national events, writing some lace news."

"Lace news?"

Zhao Ying'er began to generate a physical model of lace news in her mind, a piece of paper with some news on it, and it also had cute lace.

She said, "Such a lovely newspaper, if it were me, I would definitely buy it." ”

Li Chengqian: "......"

He doesn't know where the newspaper is cute, but Zhao Yinger's silly appearance is quite cute now.

He turned around and stretched his left hand out of the mosquito net hole that had been opened earlier, throwing away all the mosquito corpses in his hand.

Zhao Ying'er saw this hole that already existed, coupled with Li Chengqian's very skillful movements.

She understood, this hole was opened by Li Chengqian before, no wonder Li Chengqian kept catching mosquitoes, and he couldn't finish catching them!

Zhao Yinger kicked at Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian grabbed Zhao Ying'er's feet.

"What do you do? Why did you suddenly stumble? Li Chengqian asked.

Zhao Yinger pointed to the hole in the mosquito net and asked, "After going to bed, I obviously checked carefully, there is no place for mosquitoes to enter, why is there suddenly an extra hole now?" Did you uncover it? ”

Li Chengqian was embarrassed and was discovered, hehe......

"What do you want?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Get out." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian smiled evilly.

"That's right, I like the way you resist."

"Negative sentiment from Zhao Ying'er, +145"

Nothing was said all night.

Early the next morning, Li Chengqian left satisfied, he wanted to carry out the plan of mosquito coils and seize the tail of summer.

The easiest way to do this is to throw the mosquito coil to the imperial doctor and ask them to analyze its composition.

The imperial doctor is really powerful, and he knows the existence of Yunnan Baiyao formula when he smells it.

The Imperial Doctor really found something that could replace the chemicals in the mosquito coils, and the real herbal mosquito coil formula appeared!

"His Royal Highness the Prince, I have a few suggestions, wormwood, chrysanthemum, nightshade, which do you think is better to use to make mosquito coils?" The Imperial Physician asked.

"Wormwood, wormwood is cheap." Li Chengqian said.

The imperial doctor frowned: "Although wormwood is cheap, it doesn't smell good. ”

"It's okay, didn't you notice that my mosquito coil doesn't smell good?" Li Chengqian said.

"This mosquito coil is indeed not in line with His Highness's identity, His Highness should use a better incense." Imperial Doctor's Road.

"Wrong, the mosquito coils I want to launch, in addition to the mosquito coils for a few pennies for the common people, there are also the best mosquito coils for the rich." Li Chengqian said.

"What?" The Imperial Physician was surprised.

"This is it."

As he spoke, he pulled out a pot of mosquito repellent grass.

"Your Highness, what is this?" The Imperial Physician was surprised.

"Mosquito repellent grass, a product of genetic technology." Li Chengqian said.

Imperial Doctor: "??? ”

"What is genetic technology?"

"You don't need to know, you just need to know, I have the seeds of this mosquito repellent grass." Li Chengqian said.

He was also speechless, the previous seed gift package, the mosquito repellent grass seeds in it, can now be used like this.

Moreover, he also has a perfect set of operating methods, and the tulip bubble of the year is an example of what it can use.

He can fry these mosquito repellent herbs at sky-high prices, and he only needs to operate them slightly.

"Do you know what this pot of mosquito repellent grass is called?" Li Chengqian asked.

The imperial doctor was stunned: "Mosquito repellent grass? ”

"Wrong, it's called Splendid Years." Li Chengqian said.

Imperial Doctor: "......"

Li Chengqian took out another pot of mosquito repellent grass.

"Do you know what this pot of mosquito repellent grass is called?"

The Imperial Physician tried, "Good times? ”

"Haha, you are indeed quite good at drawing inferences, but its name is even more domineering, it is called the Tang Dynasty, and the price is two thousand." Li Chengqian said.

The imperial doctor was speechless, a pot of grass will be exchanged for two houses in Chang'an City? Is this selling for money? This is a money grab!

"You go down and find someone to make mosquito coils quickly, and these mosquito repellent grasses of mine will appear in everyone's sight together with mosquito coils when the time comes." Li Chengqian said.

"Yes."

The Imperial Physician had no choice but to go down and do this.

Li Chengqian looked at these mosquito repellent grasses on his desk, and the more he looked at them, the more he liked them, these are three or four houses!

He couldn't wait.

Of course, the name is a technical job, such as the name of the Tang Dynasty, he is the name of a certain orchid, as for the price, it is not nonsense, two million yuan, put it now, he directly quoted two thousand yuan.

It's exactly the same.

He also believes that this thing will definitely be successful, and that human beings think that they are always progressing, but in fact, it is just a constant repetition of history.

Besides, this orchid scam happened in the later generations of self-proclaimed progress, and the current mosquito repellent grass naturally has the same effect, and it may be even more powerful.

After all, orchids are to see, and his mosquito repellent grass can not only be seen, but also mosquito repellent.

The most important thing is that its genetic technology, but it is very advanced technology, and this is worth such a high price.

He looked at the area where mosquito repellent grass was planted, and remembered one word: every inch of land is valuable.

This is really every inch of land!

"Xiao Cui, Xiao Ningzi, you go and transplant these mosquito repellent plants into flower pots for me, they must be beautiful, they must look like something, or, the name should be magnificent." Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui: "......"

Xiao Ningzi: "......"

"Negative sentiment from Emi Cui, +122"

"Negative sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +125"

Is this still a human thing? Name the grass that grows unchecked? Isn't that embarrassing?

The two looked at each other and knew that Li Chengqian had started again, so there was no way, so they still took someone to do it.

As a result, the entire subordinates of the Prince's Mansion were thinking about the name, and they dared to dig it after thinking of the name.

Each basin is topped with a piece of paper on which the name is written.

This is to facilitate Li Chengqian's examination.

……

Li Meier, as Zhao Yinger's best friend, naturally has to chat with Zhao Yinger almost every two or three days.

"I heard that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to you again last night." Li Meier said.

"Don't listen to all this gossip, he's too busy to come to me." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Meier saw that her good sister was still denying it, so she had to have a showdown and said: "I'm not a rumor I heard, obviously someone saw it in the morning." ”

"No, how do ordinary people know him?" Zhao Yinger was surprised.

"Look, are you exposed? He did spend the night with you. ”

"Hmph, this is what he should do, trick me into opening a shop that sells eggs here, every day's business is a lot of doors, don't you know the gossip of those people, what I said I took a big advantage, and I don't have to do anything from now on, it's really annoying!" Zhao Yinger said.

"But isn't that the case, you really don't have to do anything, do you? In the past, you used to go to the store to have a look, but now, you just go and see it, most of the time you are raising flowers at home, feeding cats and so on, how good, how I envy you. Li Meier said.

Zhao Yinger: "You don't know, I almost didn't tire me out last night, I planted strawberries for an hour!" Now when I see strawberries, I feel dizzy and want to vomit. ”

The strawberries on the table attracted Li Meier's attention.

"Tsk, if you let others listen to this, you won't go crazy with anger? It's a strawberry! How many people can't eat if they want to, and you want to vomit just thinking about it! Is this still what people say? ”

As she spoke, she pinched a strawberry and put it in her mouth, it was sweet and delicious.

"Eating strawberries is certainly a very enjoyable thing, didn't I make it clear before? It's about growing strawberries, not eating strawberries! Zhao Yinger said.

Li Meier was also attracted by her best friend's words, what does she do when she grows strawberries?

She picked up a strawberry, her red lips slightly open, and bit it off from the middle, carefully examining its contents.

Strawberries don't have seeds, so what are you planting strawberries for?

Li Meier said: "Why don't you give me some strawberry seeds and let me take a look." ”

Zhao Ying'er smiled: "This kind of strawberry is not another strawberry, what I said about planting strawberries is to use my mouth to suck out red marks on my body." ”

Li Meier was stunned when she heard this, Li Chengqian, you really know how to play!

"How? You plant one for me. ”

"Won't you try it yourself?"

Li Meier had to try it herself.

She put her mouth on her snow-white arm, and suddenly, a red mark appeared on her arm.

"It's simple, you don't need to suck, you have a red mark." Li Meier said.

"Don't be poor, try to see if you can suck out a strawberry."

Li Meier took out a handkerchief, wiped the lipstick off her mouth, and sucked hard in a different place.

"Really, there's really a red mark!" Li Meier said, "Moreover, it really looks like a strawberry." ”

"See, that's what he made me do for an hour, and my mouth was swollen."

"Won't you refuse him? He told you to do it, and you did it? ”

"No, he lied to me about a bet, and I just agreed, how did I know that he was cheating......"

Zhao Yinger told Li Meier about the whole thing, and Li Meier's smile trembled.

"Hahaha, how can he catch so many mosquitoes? And a hole in the mosquito net? It's so much fun! ”

Zhao Ying'er rolled her eyes: "You think it's funny, I'm just tired." ”

Li Meier said: "You said that if I used this strawberry on those stinky men, would they be very excited?" ”

Zhao Yinger said: "How do I know, probably not everyone is as boring as Li Chengqian." ”

"However, these stinky men just like these things the most and leave a mark." Li Meier said.

"That's true." Zhao Yinger thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered the lace news that Li Chengqian said.

"By the way, he also told me a lace news that someone actually died because he planted strawberries around his neck." Zhao Yinger said.

"No, isn't it just a little red mark?"

"Really, he also painted me places."

Zhao Ying'er said, swiping around Li Mei'er's neck for a while, finding her pulse.

"He seems to be talking about this place, and I think he has a point, if this place is stabbed with a knife, won't people die?" Zhao Yinger said.

"Why don't I try it somenight?" Li Meier said.

"Don't! If something happens, you'll go to jail. ”

"Isn't it still your friend, he can definitely help me."

"Why did he help you?"

"Why don't I care, if he saves me, I will say that the little woman has nothing to repay, but can only repay him with her body and make a promise to be a cow and a horse in this life." Li Meier fell into her own fantasies.

If the old and ugly one saves her, it will be a reward for being a cow and a horse in the next life.

"Don't think about it, I don't even know what he's thinking, he's definitely not interested in these things."

"And how did you attract him?"

"Maybe it's just that I met it earlier......"

"I really envy you! I'm going back, I'll take a few strawberries. ”

"Take it all, my mouth hurts when I see strawberries."

Li Meier was overjoyed, this is a very precious thing.

She couldn't help but eat a few more on the way, and after she went back, she definitely didn't have to eat.

Sure enough, after going back, the strawberries she brought back were snatched up by everyone, and everyone tasted a strawberry in two or even three people.

After eating, they just smacked their mouths and kept admiring that strawberries were the best thing they had ever eaten.

Li Meier brought not only strawberries, but also the technology of growing strawberries.

At night, she tied a scholar with a ribbon and asked, "Can I plant some strawberries on you?" ”

The scholar swallowed a mouthful of saliva, who can withstand this!

"Good ......"

Li Meier began to plant strawberries, and the scholar shouted, this kind of thing is not common, and everyone was surprised.

It's like it's a great game.

The scholar was really impressed by Li Meier, planting strawberries can be said to be the perfect rubbing against the recent popularity of strawberries, and everyone is discussing strawberries.

Although most people have never eaten strawberries, the interest in strawberries is still undiminished.

Li Chengqian had no idea of putting his strawberries on the market, and it would take at least four or five years for ordinary people to eat strawberries.

Li Meier's strawberry can be said to perfectly meet the needs of scholars, and it is extremely powerful.

Li Meier became popular again because of her unique ability to grow strawberries, and she was the best oiran this year.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, you have helped me a lot, and I will repay you?" Li Meier meditated.