The big face slapped the bed here, and the fat man hurriedly held him down and said loudly: "Big face, don't get excited, don't get excited, be careful and blow up again." ”

Big face: "......."

"How bad luck do I have to be to be hospitalized with you, you guys, can you hope that I will be better!" The big face roared.

…….

After really coming to the army, Wang Aiguo felt that the army was actually quite interesting. At least the people here are very interesting, there are no computers in the army, there are no female animals, and the men suddenly seem to have returned to their childhood, all of them look like they are twenty or thirty years old, and they turn out to be only babies in their twenties and thirties.

Because the big face was unhappy to look at the phone, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi simply started chatting around him.

Let's be honest, even if Brother Yixiu does it twice, it can't have a huge impact on you. But one thing Dr. Qin said was right, because of the relationship between the two surgeries on his big face, his shape was a little not good.

As for what the consequences will be, Dr. Qin himself can't say.

The three of them chatted and talked about the topic of having a girlfriend, Wang Fatzi is the oldest among the three, he is already the last year of sergeant this year, and if he stays in the army next year, he will become a sergeant.

Wang Fatzi followed the normal process of compulsory soldiers, according to this point in time, Wang Fatzi came to be a soldier at the age of 18, two years of compulsory soldiers, three years of corporal, and three years of sergeant, so this year is already 2 6.

After Wang Fatzi finished speaking, Wang Aiguo also said with some emotion: "Then do you want to stay this year?" If you keep the sergeant, then you'll have to go to the third place. ”

"yes, that's a real problem. It's a pity that I broke up with my girlfriend before I joined the army, otherwise I should have gotten married and had children now, right? Wang Fatzi said lightly.

However, as soon as Wang Fatzi finished speaking, he suddenly found that the atmosphere became a little strange. Because at this moment, Wang Aiguo and Da Mian actually looked at him with shocked faces, looking like they had seen a ghost.

"Wait, you used to have a girlfriend?" Wang Aiguo looked at Wang Fatzi in surprise and said.

Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "Why can't I have a girlfriend?" ”

"You, hehe." The two looked Wang Fat Man up and down, and then they both sneered.

Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes again and said: "Let me tell you, I wasn't so fat before I became a soldier, I was suave at that time, and it was completely because I had too many girlfriends, so I couldn't come." ”

"If you don't brag about it, you can die, don't I know what food we have on board? Just eat the food on our ship, can you gain 80 pounds? Wang Aiguo said disdainfully.

To tell the truth, if Wang Aiguo hadn't worked in the cooking class himself, he really wouldn't have believed that the troops ate so badly. In the past, when I read the news on the Internet, it was said that the food in the Navy was the best in the army (except for the pilots). Compared with the army, rockets, armed police, and even the air force, except for pilots, the cost of food in the navy is considered high.

However, with such a high cost of food, the food made is worse than that of pigs, which is really incredible.

But Wang Aiguo himself worked in a cooking class, so he immediately understood why this situation occurred. No matter how good the ingredients are, if the person who cooks is not careful, then it is useless for you to cook with dragon meat.

If nothing else, let's talk about Zhang Sanmu and Wang Aiguo. Zhang Sanmu cooks every day with the mood of a gangster, and the food he makes is really not eaten by dogs. But Wang Aiguo is different, he likes to eat, so he strives to be delicious. Only with such a cooking class leader can it be possible to make a meal with a soul.

Of course, cooking is also about talent. The big face belongs to the kind that has no talent, so even if you want to do it, you can't do it well.

After listening to Wang Aiguo's words, Wang Fatzi sneered and said, "Do you think that getting fat must be because you eat too much?" ”

"And because there is less exercise, we know this." Big Face added at the right time.

Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes and said, "We are in the army, can you run less?" If it's more comfortable to be a soldier than you are at home, then everyone is coming to be a soldier. I'm telling you, there are some troops that just make people fat easily. One is our ship unit, and the other is the radar unit. These two forces are super easy to make you fat. ”

"This theory is a bit novel, why?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

Knowing that the two of them definitely didn't understand, Wang Fatzi patiently explained: "You must know that the ship and the radar station are the same, and it has radar interference. The rays emitted by the radar emit radiation are very small, but they can still cause some damage to the body over the years. Like me, it's called a radiation-absorbing physique, and it's particularly sensitive to radiation. If you absorb too much, you will have endocrine imbalance, and eventually you will gain weight. ”

"This theory is a bit problematic, then you see that my squad Dadong, and my captain Lao Meng have not gained weight." Wang Aiguo said suspiciously.

Wang Fatzi waved his hand to understand: "This thing depends on personal circumstances, by the way, do you really think that your squad leader and captain are fine?" Your former main gun is a famous daughter's class. Your squad leader gave birth to a daughter, your deputy squad leader gave birth to a daughter, and your captain gave birth to a daughter. Including before you came, the members of the previous main artillery squad gave birth to daughters. I'm telling you, it's caused by the destruction of some kind of gene in your body. ”

After Wang Fatzi finished speaking, Wang Aiguo and his big face turned green with fright. But soon, Wang Aiguo suddenly found that it was good to have a daughter, and he liked his daughter.

Just when a few people were chatting, the big-faced mobile phone suddenly rang.

Big Face picked up the phone, and it turned out to be a WeChat.

Wang Aiguo tilted his head and said suspiciously: "Who is this?" Why are you smiling so obscenely? ”

"You know a fart, this is what I added on WeChat, let me tell you, I've been chatting with her for several days, and it's not easy to make progress." Big Face said excitedly.

Wang Aiguo snorted and expressed his disdain, but disdain is disdainful, and curiosity is still there, so Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi leaned over at the same time to look at the big face and flirt with the girl.

In WeChat, the girl on the other side sent a message.

"What are you doing?"

Big face: "I miss you." ”

Female: "Hmph, typical scumbag rhetoric, 100% of people who say this kind of thing are scumbags." ”

Big face: "......"

"This girl is sick." Wang Aiguo said speechlessly to the big face.

The big face was full of embarrassment, and I didn't know what to say for a while. As a result, at this time, the girl sent a message.

"What the hell are you doing now?"

Big Face thought for a moment and replied with a message.

"I'm driving an excavator to dig your ancestral grave."

Female: "......"

"You're not friends yet, please send a friend verification." A system prompt popped up in the big face's phone.

Wang Aiguo gave a thumbs up and said, "Fraud! ”

Wang Fatzi also gave a thumbs up: "Fraud +1!" ”

Hehe, the boys' team adds one point.