Chapter 225: Big Face, Is Your Face Big?
It's another night, this night the big face is still sleeping very badly, there is no way, this day he seems to have a new operation to do every day, which directly leads to the pain in his lower body now.
The next morning, as soon as the big face opened its eyes, it turned out to be a familiar face.
"Deputy squad leader, why are you here?" Said with a shocked face.
Twenty yuan looked at the big face and smiled slightly: "There is no work in the factory now, and one-third of the people are allowed to go out every day." It's my day out, and there's nothing to do. It just so happened that yesterday the fat man sent me a message asking if I wanted to see how people who had surgery on both ends slept on. So here I am, well, I have to say that your posture is still amazing. Twenty yuan looked at the big face and said in amazement.
Big face: "......"
"Three hundred, we used to be in the same class, do you want to be so ruthless?" The big face turned his head to look at Wang Aiguo and roared.
Wang Aiguo touched his face and said embarrassedly: "Is this my fault?" It's not like the squad leader asking me how we're doing, and I'm just saying you're not doing well. He later asked me why you were bad, and that's how I said it. ”
"What the hell are you...... Wait, so you mean our class knows about me now? Big Face said in surprise.
Twenty Yuan was silent for a moment, and then said: "It's not our class, it's our ship that knows about it." ”
Big face: "......."
Don't stop me, I'm going to die!!
……
Let's be honest, it's really rare for a Hugh brother to have an explosion in surgery and then have a second operation. So twenty yuan sat on the edge of the bed with a big face for a long time and didn't leave, anyway, it was a desperate thing to do, and there was no sentence to pull. I also remind the big face to drink some water from time to time.
At first, Wang Aiguo didn't understand, until his face couldn't bear it anymore and decided to go to the toilet. Then Wang Aiguo and the others went to the toilet with the big face, and then Wang Aiguo saw a cool scar.
"I'll make a list, I'll take back what I said yesterday, I think your this will definitely have an impact on the future." Wang Aiguo said solemnly.
The big face is the same as the three of them, how is it now? He's a national treasure panda, huh? Do you have to be watched when you go to the toilet?
After going to the toilet, the group was still amazed by the 'cool scar' on the big face. The big face didn't bother to pay attention to the three of them, so he went back to the bed and continued to maintain the original position.
At this time, Twenty Yuan looked at the face of the big face, and his brows suddenly wrinkled: "Big face, do you feel that your face has become bigger?" ”
"I said it got bigger, but he didn't admit it. Dr. Qin said that his posture would cause blood to flow back, and finally his face would be suffocated. Wang Aiguo explained on the side.
The big face was not easy to jump up, so he had no choice but to pick up the carton at hand and throw it directly to Wang Aiguo.
"Shut up, dead fat."
Wang Aiguo easily picked up the thrown carton and said indifferently: "Don't believe it, I think it's true, your face will really be congested when you sleep like this." ”
"Why don't I sleep like this, how should I sleep?" He shouted with a big face.
"Can't you sleep on your side or with your butt pouting?" Twenty asked suspiciously.
"I'm not used to the sideways, and it's easy to get cervical spondylosis if I pout my buttocks." Big Face explained.
Twenty nodded, thinking that this also made sense. So he spoke again: "It seems that you are not used to it, cervical spondylosis, and your face has become bigger, you always have to choose one." ”
"Stop talking nonsense, my face has always been like this." He shouted with a big face.
After the big face finished speaking, Twenty Yuan, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi suddenly looked at each other. At this time, the three of them had a thought in their minds at the same time.
"Let's take a measurement." After a long time, Twenty Yuan seriously put forward a proposal.
The big face rolled his eyes, what is the situation of the people in this army, are they all graduated from a school, how can they all think the same?
Wang Aiguo nodded and said, "I had this idea yesterday, and Doctor Qin also felt that he should measure it, but unfortunately, his vernier caliper was not enough to accurately measure the face of a big face." ”
"You nonsense, how can a vernier meet a big-faced face? Wait, I'll come. With that, he walked out of the ward.
After about five minutes, twenty came back to him, and he had an extra tape measure in his hand.
Well, it's the kind of tape measure that tailors use.
Seeing the tape measure in the twenty hands, the big face suddenly had a bad premonition. However, he just wanted to jump up and escape, but his two shoulders were stopped by Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi left and right.
was suppressed by Lu Zhishen and Li Kui at the same time, you can't escape even if you are Lin Chong.
"You, what are you going to do?" Big Face shouted in horror.
Twenty yuan smiled and walked to the big face with a tape measure, and said as he walked: "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt, hehehehehe." ”
"Oh, no."
Thirty seconds later, the big face looked at the ceiling with no love, tears oozing from the corners of his eyes. Instead, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi got to the side of twenty yuan and looked at the tape measure together.
"Oh my God, two feet four. Your face circumference has caught up with the waist circumference of ordinary people. Twenty looked at the data on the tape measure and was amazed.
Hearing this, the tears on the big face flowed even more.
"You, you're not human!!"
…….
Early the next morning, as soon as Da Mian opened his eyes, he saw the big thief standing at the head of the bed with a tape measure.
"Big face, it's time to measure your face." Dadong said softly, sounding like Pan Jinlian asking Wu Dalang to take medicine.
The big face felt that the whole person was not good, but before he could resist, he was suppressed by Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi again.
"Don't worry, just take it, it won't hurt." Dadong said and approached the big face with a smile.
Thirty seconds later, Dadong looked at the tape ruler in surprise and said, "My God, it's a record." Yesterday it was two feet four, today it was two feet four and a half, wow, could this be the biggest face in the world? ”
The three of them exclaimed, and the big face was about to collapse, it was the first time he had seen such a shameless person.
Is this still a class? Is this still a comrade-in-arms? Is there still comradeship in this case?
No, you don't!!
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On the third day, Da Mian opened his eyes, and then what he saw was Lao Meng's reflective 'Mediterranean'.
The big face sighed, now he has accepted his fate, basically now he already knows the process.
Now the people on their ship only came to see him for two things, one thing to look at the 'American hot dog' and the other to measure his face.
Made, what's wrong with a big face? Have you eaten your rice?
The captain smiled and stepped forward. As a result, I didn't expect that this time the big face actually endured the pain and jumped up directly from the bed, and then turned over and pouted at everyone.
The captain didn't understand, and said suspiciously, "What are you going to do?" ”
"I'm going to smoke you three with a big stinky fart." The big face shouted angrily, and then the green tendons on his face flare up, and it looked like he was really hard.
The three of them were startled by him and took a step back at the same time.
However, after waiting for three minutes, there was no response.