The political commissar took out a walnut, and then smashed it with the chair that Wang Aiguo had given him.

I have to say that the chairs of the troops are still very suitable for smashing walnuts. Because the chair has no backrest, it has four legs and a board. It's pretty easy to smash like this.

I saw the political commissar fall from his horse and shout. The next moment, the walnut sank into the chair.

"Just a walnut, I can't deal with you anymore?" The commissar snorted disdainfully, then moved his chair away.

As soon as the chair was moved, everyone saw the walnut on the table intact.

Everyone was stunned, didn't they see the walnut disappearing into the chair just now?

The commissar was also puzzled, so he turned the chair over in his hand, and everyone got an extra hole in the chair.

Everyone: "......"

The scene fell into embarrassment for a while.

At this time, it was still twenty yuan and reacted quickly, and hurriedly said: "It's okay political commissar, this is the quality of the chair in the repair and management office is too poor, so what, I'll help you open it." When I was a child, I liked to open walnuts the most, and I just used the door to clip it. ”

After speaking, twenty yuan took the walnuts from the political commissar's hand very diligently and walked to the door of the dormitory.

Ten seconds later, Wang Aiguo's dormitory not only broke a chair, but also broke a door by the way.

That night, the commissar looked at the walnuts on the table and fell into deep thought.

And Wang Aiguo and the others looked at the broken door and the chair with a hole in it, and they also fell into deep thought.

"Well, captain, eat less fools. You see, I bought a few walnuts for the sake of cheapness. As a result, hehe, we have to pay not only for the chair but also for the door. Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.

Captain: "......"

…….

The next day, the captain went out, and this time he went out with Fa Ge.

Many people will think, how can a non-commissioned officer play with an officer. In fact, otherwise, it is naturally impossible for ordinary non-commissioned officers to play with officers, but old non-commissioned officers are different.

Let's talk about Lao Meng, a fifth-term non-commissioned officer, equivalent to the regimental level. Of course, this is a conceptual one, and there is no possibility of an actual position for you. But no matter what, you are a high-ranking non-commissioned officer, even if you are the captain, you have to give you some face.

After returning from the trip, the captain came back with some melon seeds. As soon as Wang Aiguo saw the melon seeds, he immediately smiled bitterly.

"Captain, are you a fool again?" Wang Aiguo was speechless.

The captain raised his eyebrows, and then sighed and said, "No, it's not, I bought Qiaqia melon seeds today." ”

"Huh?" Everyone was stunned and looked at the captain in unison.

The captain actually changed the brand of melon seeds? Is this the sun coming out of the west?

However, the captain didn't answer directly, but said lightly: "It's just a change of flavor once in a while, don't make a fuss." ”

The captain said calmly, but Wang Aiguo still saw something strange from the slight change in the captain's expression.

If the captain doesn't say it himself, won't Wang Aiguo inquire about it? Hehe, no, Wang Aiguo has no other skills, but his ability to inquire about gossip is very great.

At dinner that night, Wang Aiguo came to Fa Ge's side.

"Brother Fa, you went out with the captain today, did anything happen?" Wang Aiguo made a bowl of soup for Fa Ge, and then asked with a smile.

Fa Ge glanced at Wang Aiguo strangely, took the soup and said, "Nothing particularly strange." ”

"Nothing?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

Fa Ge thought for a while and said, "When I went out in the morning, Lao Meng and I just got out of the car, but Lao Meng found that his mobile phone was missing. Then I ran two roads after the minibus. ”

"Oh, did that catch up?" After asking, Wang Aiguo picked up the soup and took a sip.

Fa Ge nodded and said: "I caught up, but after catching up, Lao Meng found that his mobile phone had been pinched in his hand all the time." ”

"Poof." Wang Aiguo squirted out a mouthful of soup directly, hehe, he finally knew why the captain changed the brand.

…….

Although rest is a very pleasant thing, it is a bit monotonous to rest in the army.

It's nothing to go out all the time, especially when Wang Aiguo found that he lost more than 20 pounds after returning from the rescue, and now he is not far from the 200 mark. So he deliberately restrained his appetite, anyway, he had five days of rest and had two buffets. If you have more weight, you can't hold it anymore.

People who gain weight are really miserable, some people eat instant noodles every day, and they are not fat when they eat Haisai every day, but some people get fat when they eat a little casually.

Some people may not believe it, so let's take one of the most famous examples. You watch Journey to the West, Sun Wukong eats Haisai every day, is he fat?

If you look at Bajie again, he eats vegetarian every day, he also exercises, and he has walked 108,000 miles, do you see that he has lost weight?

Some people will say that being busy makes people lose weight, but Wang Aiguo thinks this is also a nonsense. If nothing else, look at the Buddha. manages hundreds of thousands of younger brothers, and eats vegetarian every day, isn't it still not thin?

To sum up, Wang Aiguo feels that being fat and thin may be everyone's passive skill. Some people won't get fat when they have passive skills, so they won't get fat. And some people point to get fat, so he will get fat.

And Wang Aiguo, he suspected that his passive skill was to drink water and gain weight, so ......

You can't think about it, and if you think about it, you'll think it's so unfair.

After thinking about it for two days, Wang Aiguo felt that he should consult Fa Ge, after all, people in their 40s still have eight-pack abs, which is really scary.

Just do it, after Wang Aiguo's lunch break, he asked Fa Ge about this question.

Fa Ge looked at Wang Aiguo, pondered for a moment and said, "Then you ...... exercise?"

"Is there a plan other than sports?"

"If it's a habit of living, so many vegetarian ......"

"Is there anything simpler?" Wang Aiguo said helplessly.

Fa Ge thought about it again, and then said: "Then start by drinking hot water, you young people like to drink cold and ice." But the hospital studies the expression, and cold water is easy to poop on the belly, and drinking hot water can keep the figure slim. By the way, don't drink water overnight. ”

Wang Aiguo in front can understand, but the overnight water in the back makes him a little confused.

Don't drink overnight water, his mom used to tell him a lot. But what is overnight water?

"Brother Fa, let me ask, what is overnight water?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

"It's still water, of course it's water from a night apart." Fa Ge said casually.

"Then the question is, why can't you drink overnight water?"

"Because the impurities in the water will precipitate at night, and drinking it is not good for the body."

"Oh, won't the impurities in the water settle in the morning?" Wang Aiguo asked again.

Fa Ge was stunned for a moment, this question seemed to involve his knowledge blind spot, which made him fall into deep thought all of a sudden.

Wang Aiguo saw that Fa Ge did not speak, and said again: "If the precipitation of impurities is calculated according to time, then the water we drink has been in the water pipe for several days, in that case, is the water itself already overnight water?" ”

Fa Ge: "......"

On that day, Wang Aiguo was beaten out by Fa Ge for ...... reasons Fa Ge felt itchy in his hands.