To answer a question, the assignment of conscripts is not an assignment, and it should be said that the intention is selected. In other words, the Ministry of Armed Forces will introduce you to the job, and if both parties agree, you will be able to enter. As for whether it is a temporary worker, there is no such statement, it is all a labor contract. Of course, the principle is still the same, as long as you have served in the army, then the employer cannot fire you, unless the company goes out of business or you commit a criminal offense.

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When it comes to buying clothes, Wang Aiguo feels that this is one of the main contradictions between men and women.

If nothing else, when a girl comes to you with a piece of clothing and asks you, is this dress beautiful?

Hehe, this is a proposition.

Originally, Wang Aiguo thought that this time he would go out to buy clothes with men, and everyone would definitely say very happily, 'Yes, this is it, okay, OK, pay and leave.' Eat and go. Something like that.

But in fact, Wang Aiguo underestimated Shen Long and others.

The contradiction between the five people basically appeared as soon as they arrived in the urban area of Ningcheng City, and in the car, Wang Aiguo asked twenty yuan, what size of clothes he was wearing.

Then twenty pieces said without hesitation - M number.

Please note here that the size of clothes is generally S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL and XXXXL.

It is not very common on the market with more than five X's, and Wang Aiguo needs to wear six X's when he is the fattest, but now four X's are enough.

However, an ordinary person, just like Wang Aiguo's father, has a standard figure, at least he has to wear an XL. Well, take 10,000 steps back, even if it's Dadong, you have to wear an L.

But you're twenty dollars too much, a person with a waist circumference of two feet six can lick his face and say that he wears M size, are you a fool?

Shen Long expressed his dissatisfaction on the spot, and then asked the waiter to bring an M-size dress over and let twenty yuan be set.

Not to mention, the quality of this dress is still good. After the twenty pieces were put on, the clothes were not torn. But a brand short-sleeved is stunned for twenty pieces to wear out the effect of a wetsuit.

Of course, this is not the most excessive, the most excessive thing is that twenty yuan actually licked his face and said to everyone: "Look, isn't this very suitable?" ”

"Big brother, do you have any misunderstanding of the word fit?" Dadong said with a roll of his eyes.

The last twenty pieces were tried one size at a time, and finally ..... hehe, three + is one size smaller than Wang Aiguo.

…….

finally got twenty yuan, and then there was a problem on the big face's side.

Our face brother is definitely a magical person, the size of the clothes, he is about the same as Dadong, basically L size is enough. However, when the waiter really brought an L size dress, he found that he couldn't put the hood in.

The big face is so terrible, and the L-size clothes can't fit his two-foot-four face.

(By the way, many readers say that there is a two-foot-four face?) I measured my face that day and found that it was two feet two. Face brother must be bigger than me, so at least two feet four. ）

In the end, the big face had to add two sizes and became XL, so he barely wore it.

After the two of them got it, everyone's size was basically decided.

There are some things that have their own providence in the dark. If nothing else, let's just say size. Five people are exactly five sizes, Dadong L, Shen Long XL, big face XXL, twenty pieces of XXXL, and finally Wang Aiguo XXXXL.

However, the size was finally done, and when everyone wore a style and color of clothes, Shen Long fell into confusion again.

I don't know why, five stinky men with different figures and wearing one style of clothes walked together, looking very awkward.

After thinking about it, Shen Long overturned his previous idea of wearing the same style as everyone.

However, it was too late to overthrow at this time, Wang Aiguo and others did not agree, after all, didn't they toss for so long just to buy the same model?

In the end, the five of them discussed it and decided to buy the same model, but in different colors.

After discussing, the five of them asked the waiter if there was a different color of the same style, and it was best to have five colors.

The waiter thought about it for ten minutes, and finally came up with a set.

After everyone waited for twenty minutes, the waiter came over with five sets of short sleeves of different colors.

"Now, it's all right, right?" Dadong said to Shen Long.

Shen Long looked at the short sleeves, finally nodded, and smiled: "It's about the same." ”

Then Shen Long put on his clothes.

Five people, five colors. Shen Long chose red, Dadong chose blue, twenty pieces were green, Wang Aiguo was yellow, and finally ...... With everyone's 'help', the big face was put on pink with tears streaming down his face.

In this way, the five of them walked out of the clothing store together in new clothes.

That afternoon, when Wang Aiguo and the five returned to the repair shop, everyone was shocked by their five colors.

The captain looked at the five people of different colors and said tremblingly, "..... you joined the dinosaur team?" ”

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Twenty pieces: "......"

Shen Long: "......"

Daito: "......"

Big face: "......"

God's special dinosaur team, you say that the Avengers are better than the dinosaur team.

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Just after the same day, it was said that the five people had the same style, but in the end, Shen Long and Da Mian never wore this outfit again.

So the dinosaur team became the Three Heroes of Wind and Dust, but then again, Wang Aiguo felt that the title of the Three Heroes of Wind and Dust was also very good, after all, they were wearing this clothes, and they really looked a bit like the dust women on the second floor of the ancient Qinglou.

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Back in the dormitory, a group of people began to gather around the table and eat melon seeds. The Donghe ship is very strange, everyone only eats one kind of melon seeds, and Wang Aiguo has never heard the name of melon seeds.

In the past, in S City, Wang Aiguo generally ate Qiaqia melon seeds. But here on the East River ship, all the people who buy them are fools. Well, this brand is called a fool.

Swallowing melon seeds, Wang Aiguo said with some emotion: "Eat foolish melon seeds all day long, will we become fools if we eat too much?" ”

"How is it possible, you see that on our ship, the one who likes to eat melon seeds the most is the political commissar. Do you see that the commissar is stupid? The captain said as he swallowed.

At this moment, the door to the dormitory opened, and the commissar walked in from outside.

Everyone was stunned, only to see the political commissar carrying a bag and laughing dryly at everyone: "I'm sorry, let me ask, do you have a hammer?" ”

"The hammer is on the boat, and we can't come to the building with a rust hammer." Daito replied.

"Oh, then I'll ask someone else." The political commissar smiled and was about to go out, but at this time, Twenty Yuan stood up and said, "Political commissar, what do you want to do with a hammer?" ”

"That's right, I went out today and saw that walnuts were cheap and bought some. As a result, this walnut is too hard to smash open. The commissar said.

Everyone took a look, how hard is this walnut? Do you have to use a hammer?

Wang Aiguo got up from the chair, and then walked to the political commissar with the stool.

"We don't have a hammer, but we have a stool, you put the walnuts on the table and smash them with the chair."

"It seems like a good idea, why didn't I think of it?" The political commissar was stunned, and then took Wang Aiguo's chair and walked to the table.

"Walk you!" I saw the political commissar shouting violently, and then smashing the stool on the bag of walnuts.

The next moment...... Hehe, nothing happened.

The political commissar was suddenly embarrassed, and then took one out of a bag of walnuts with a dry smile and said, "Hehe, there are too many to smash, let's come one by one." ”