Chapter 2: Blast your head
At three o'clock in the morning, Meng Yi got up early in the morning, he pushed open the doors and windows, stood in front of the door and stretched his waist, and then sat up to broadcast gymnastics.
"Childe, what are you doing?"
Qing'er took the hot water and wanted to serve the son to wash, but he was surprised to see that the son had already gotten up early, and he was not surprised, usually at this hour, he would sleep naked with his bare buttocks, which was a very indecent thing in ancient times.
Today, I actually got up early, and it was incomprehensible to hear him muttering about stretching exercises, chest expansion exercises, body rotation exercises, and the like.
Meng Yi saw Qing'er coming, in order to show his image of a ruined son, he stared at Qing'er with squints and said: "Qing'er, this son saw that your buttocks were getting more and more bloated, didn't you get beaten, come on, let my son check and check, which unsightly slave dares to bully my Qing'er?" ”
Saying that, he was in the groping pig hand and wanted to touch Qing'er's buttocks, with the lesson of the last time, Qing'er deftly dodged, dodged Childe, and said with a red face: "Childe hates it, and makes Qing'er's jokes again, ignore you." ”
With a red face, she put down the hot water, and was teased by Childe, but Qing'er didn't feel angry, she knew that Childe seemed to be not serious, but in fact he was a knife-mouthed tofu heart.
"Good Qing'er, good Qing'er, you just let my son touch it, promise to touch it." Meng Yitian said shamelessly.
"Childe is not serious, be careful Qing'er tell General Meng Tian."
Mentioning the word "Meng Tian", Meng Yi subconsciously shrunk his neck, saying that the eldest brother is like a father, and their father died on the battlefield.
Because of this, Meng Yi, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is most afraid of Meng Tian.
"Then I won't touch it, touch it twice, so it's not serious, and you don't have to tell the eldest brother." Meng Yi said shamelessly, this kind of thing can only be said by a loser like him.
Hao Jian hid in the corner, and secretly saw Gongzi teasing Qing'er, and he was also relieved, it seems that Gongzi is really sick.
"Hao Jian, get out of here."
Suddenly, Meng Yi pointed to the secret scream hiding in the corner, and scolded loudly.
was scolded by Gongzi, Hao Jian was not only angry, but instead played his "cheap" nature, and really rolled out in a 'roll' way.
Hao Jian said sheepishly: "What do you have to say? ”
"A few days ago, what did my son ask you to make? Can it be done? Meng Yi asked.
"Hui Gongzi, it's done, just put it in the backyard."
Hao Jian said, I don't know where the child's bizarre idea is, he actually made two wheels, connected by an iron chain in the middle, as if it was a bicycle?
"Dog, don't get it quickly, I'll ride it on the street later." Meng Yi said.
So, Hao Jian disappeared in a puff of smoke, and soon pushed this thing over.
At this time, Meng Yi swaggered forward with his hands behind his back, wanting to ride away, but was stopped by Hao Jian, and said flatteringly: "Oh, Childe can't help it, your condition has just improved, what if you fall and get injured?" ”
"Falling? No way, I'm a famous local rider. Get out of here, my son is going out, don't stop me. ”
In order to be able to complete the task of making money in the branch, Meng Yi thought of a way to use modern knowledge to make money, so he built a bicycle, but the result was not satisfactory. The manufacturing cycle of bicycles is long, time-consuming and laborious, and it is difficult to make money in mass production, so I decisively abandoned this idea. However, it's good to play with it as a toy.
was scolded by Meng Yi, Hao Jian stepped aside, but when he saw Gongzi riding a bicycle, he thought he would fall a big heel, but it turned out to be ......
The thing called the 'bicycle' actually came to life, and it rode at the two horns of the child, and the two wheels spun and galloped rapidly, and its speed was comparable to that of a horse.
For the ancients, it is inconceivable that two wheels can stand without falling, and it is even more breathtaking to ride in.
Everyone was shocked, their eyes widened, and they were speechless.
Meng Yi rode a bicycle to the street, and Hao Jian also followed, and Meng Yi's purpose was naturally not to show anything, but to find money-making business opportunities.
"Childe ride slowly, be careful not to fall."
Along the way, Hao Jian chased behind Meng Yi, gasping like a dog, he didn't expect the toys made by Gongzi to run so fast, and he ran more than ten meters away in the blink of an eye.
The bicycle that Meng Yi rode caused a lot of sensation on the streets of Xianyang City, and I have never seen two wheels running back and forth together, and people can't fall when they sit on it, it's amazing.
As soon as he slipped through the smoke, he disappeared, just like flying, attracting many onlookers.
rode from the south side of the street to the north side, and almost broke Hao Jian's leg.
"Childe, this bike is too fast, faster than the General's Hummer Pony." Hao Jian said.
"I don't see whose invention it is, right?"
Hao Jian gave a thumbs up and admired the five-body throw.
In the end, the master and servant came to a tea pavilion sweating profusely, the weather was hot, and they drank two bowls of tea on the side of the road.
And Meng Yi pecked a few bites, and said in his mouth: "This ancient water is delicious, sweet aftertaste, no pollution, cool!" ”
Hao Jian didn't understand what Gongzi said, it was estimated that he had a brain disease and was talking nonsense, he was too lazy to care, he was used to it.
"Hey, you've drunk three bowls, leave me one bowl."
A total of five bowls of tea were requested, and Hao Jian's family drank four bowls alone, more than the animals drank.
After the master and servant had drunk their fill, Meng Yi put his hands behind his back, his head was raised to the sky, and he walked on the street with a swagger, while Hao Jian followed behind with a bicycle.
Walking on the street, Meng Yi put his hands behind his back, strutted with his head held high, his face was happy, and his mood was very beautiful.
Just as he was looking forward to the future, he suddenly heard a noisy voice in the distance.
was looking over, but saw a group of people surrounding where, Meng Yi said: "Yo, there is a bustle, take a look." ”
When I came to the bustling crowd, I saw several young people dressed as nobles, bullying a weak woman, two of whom were famous gentlemen in Xianyang City, named Wang Li and Li You.
The former is the grandson of Wang Qian, the general of Qin, and the latter is the son of Li Si.
These two people are both well-known gentlemen in Xianyang City, of course, they are slightly stronger than a loser like Meng Yi, at least they don't sell their own good land.
"Childe, let my granddaughter go, she's still young, you can't snatch her." The old woman knelt on the ground, grabbed one of his legs, and pleaded bitterly.
"Take away your dirty hands! Can you afford to get dirty with the new clothes that my son just bought? ”
With that, the old woman was kicked away and passed out on the spot.
"Mother-in-law!"
The woman stepped forward to visit the old man, but was dragged by the two men and could not move.
"Little lady, where are you going?"
These two people molested the women of good families in public, and none of them broke the siege, there was no way, who made the background of the family tough.
"You two brutes, let go of me, let me go!"
"The little lady who is very watery, this son is willing to let you go, as long as you follow this son, you will be happy to drink spicy food in the next life, come, give the master a smile, haha~~"
Wang Li lightly picked her chin and deliberately teased.
"Phew!"
The woman in gray had a fierce temper and spat in his face.
Wang Li's face instantly turned cold, and he said angrily: "Stinky bitch, my son has taken a fancy to you, that's your blessing, don't be embarrassed, I'm angry, believe it or not, strip off your clothes and parade through the streets?" ”
The woman in gray was frightened and pale, she didn't dare to squeak, she just wanted to beg for some silver taels to bury her dead relatives, but she didn't expect to meet two gentlemen.
Witnessing the picture of the gentleman flirting with the beauty, Meng Yi couldn't believe that the plot that only existed in these TV series really happened, and he said in his heart: "Grandma, in front of them, Lao Tzu is simply a good young man." ”
Look at what other losers are doing, and then look at yourself, and continue to develop in this direction, the position of Lao Tzu Xianyang's first loser will be handed over sooner or later.
Thinking of this, Meng Yi cursed in his heart: "Robbing Lao Tzu with the title of a loser, I have to teach you a lesson today." ”
However, how can you maintain the image of a loser and save people?!
At this time, Meng Yi had an idea, and his heart said, "There is." ”
He ran backwards, behind Hao Jian lazily pushed the car and strolled, Meng Yi snatched it from him, got on the bicycle and rushed towards the crowd, shouting while riding: "Dodge, dodge, dodge!" ”
Hearing someone shouting loudly, many saw Meng Yi riding a bicycle and rushed over, and hurriedly retreated to the sides to make way for them.
Before the king could dodge them, a dark shadow flashed.
While!!
Meng Yi rode a bicycle and crashed into Wang Li's body, which was directly destroyed by the car, but it was not Meng Yi who died, but Wang Li, and the goods flew directly out of a zhang away.
Wang Li staggered up from the ground, and when he saw that the person who hit him was Meng Yi, he scolded angrily: "Meng Yi, you fucking look for ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Meng Yi suddenly said angrily: "My bike!" Wang Li, you bastard, destroy my baby, this son is not finished with you!! ”
Wang Li was stunned, what bicycle?
But at this moment, Meng Yi didn't think about it, and rushed over with half a brick from the ground.
Bang!
As soon as he turned his head and slapped it down, he directly opened Wang Li's head, and blood flowed everywhere.