Meng Yi rubbed his eyes, opened his heavy eyelids a little dazedly, and looked at the majestic building in front of him, he was a little shocked and in a trance.

"Damn, where is this?"

Meng Yi stared at the beams of the building, the room was magnificent, the buildings were high, and there was an ancient style.

"Childe, you're awake."

At this time, a maid in Tsing Yi came from in front of the curtain, she was staring at him, showing a faint smile, and as she spoke, she stepped forward to change the medicine for him.

Meng Yi got up from the bed to help the maid, only a blue and a purple on his body, all of them were injured, and the pain was unbearable, as if he had fallen apart.

"Where am I?"

"Isn't Childe Mo being beaten stupid? This is, of course, your home. The maid in green clothes said.

Family?!

As far as Meng Yi could see, there were all dark-toned buildings, as well as simple display furniture, as well as the courtyard that could not be seen at a glance, and he couldn't help but be secretly suspicious.

Damn, I live in a 20-square-meter apartment, in this era when every inch of land is expensive, the house price of one square meter is tens of thousands of yuan, when did I live in such a luxurious and spacious house, no, it's a big hall.

Could it be that you are filming a costume drama?!

At this time, Meng Yi stared at the maid in green clothes, hooked his fingers, and when the maid heard it, she leaned down and knelt on the edge of the bed, not knowing what the son was going to do.

When the maid leaned closer, Meng Yi looked around in a whimsical manner, and whispered, "Let me ask you, how much do your extras here cost a day?" It must be very expensive to rent such a large place, why don't you even have a camera? The crew is too picky."

But seeing that the maid had a suspicious face, she didn't understand what she said, and said suspiciously: "The son's lie, Shu Qing'er doesn't understand." ”

"Yo, when the group performances are so professional, and they all imitate the tone of the ancients, if I am the director, I will definitely add money to you."

"Childe started talking nonsense again, could it be that he had another brain attack?" The maid in Tsing Yi is named Qing'er, and she is the personal maid of the son, and she knows that the son has a brain disease, and she will have attacks from time to time.

Every time I have a seizure, I will say some nonsense, and when I wake up this time, what I say is even more outrageous, what extras? What director? What is a camera?

"What brain disease? What are you talking about? Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm going to be late for class, I'm leaving. ”

As he spoke, Meng Yi turned over and wanted to get out of bed, but as soon as he stepped on the ground, he stumbled and fell to the ground, and a dog gnawed on the mud.

The maid in Tsing Yi saw Gongzi talking nonsense again, which was a precursor to brain disease, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help him, and shouted loudly outside: "Come on, Gongzi's brain disease has been ...... again."

Syllable!!

Suddenly, several sturdy men rushed in from outside the door, looking very violent. Meng Yi was taken aback, and said in his heart, what is going on?

"Childe's illness is committed again, quickly, hold him down, I'll go to the doctor."

Saying that, the big man stepped forward, and Meng Yi saw that they were aggressive, and said fearfully: "Hey, what do you want to do?" Don't come here, I'm going to shout indecent, do you hear? Hey, you ......."

Dahan didn't listen, and stepped forward to control Meng Yi.

The maid in Tsing Yi got up and ran out of the door, and at about one hour or three moments, the doctor hurried over with the medicine box on his back.

But I saw a trembling old man, with a mustache, walking quickly, and said excitedly: "Childe's illness is a congenital brain disease, there is no cure, today's law, only stable and controlled is the best way, wait for the old man to give him a needle to stabilize his condition." ”

As he spoke, he took needles as thick as the barrel of a pen from the medicine box. Meng Yi has had the habit of fainting needles since he was a child, and when he saw such a thick needle, his heart seemed to have 10,000 grass and mud horses running wildly, and he scolded in his heart, fuck you, you old immortal thing, such a thick needle, want to stab me to death.

"Sir, have something to say...... Say it well, the gentleman doesn't use his mouth, you can do as much as you want, please spare your life..... Don't ..... prick," Meng Yi said in a good voice.

When he said this, everyone was stunned, but they saw the doctor say: "It seems that the child's illness is getting worse and worse, and he actually called the old man 'sir' so politely, no, a few more stitches." ”

What the? Lao Tzu politely called you an old gentleman, you actually said that I am getting sicker and sicker, what kind of fucking bullshit logic.

"I ...... I'm not sick...... Let go of me. ”

"Don't be afraid, this is the ancestral acupuncture method of the old man, there is a disease to cure the disease, no disease can strengthen the body, and the benefits are endless."

"Poor sister, I'm not sick......"

"The patients all say that they are not sick, don't worry, the old man's few needles, although they can't get rid of the disease, but they can also make you recover as before, son, you can bear it."

I saw that the old Chinese medicine doctor pulled out several fire needles and used them together.

Looking at the dazzling needle in his hand, Meng Yi's pupils constricted, he was also a genius and high-achieving student of history, a pillar of the country, but now, he was ruthlessly 'ruined' by several big men on the bed, in the words of Master Kong: "Shameless scum, insulting Sven." Translated, hooligan brute is shameless.

"No..... You guys...... You can't treat a pillar of the country like this, NO!! ”

Yes!!

With the screams like killing pigs, after a quarter of an hour, Meng Yi was silent, and the whole room was quiet.

Meng Yi lay on the bed, like a resentful woman, not daring to move, and let the old Chinese medicine ruthlessly "trample" his body with a fire needle.

The long needles were stabbed on the acupuncture points of the body, damn it, Meng Yi didn't dare to scream, for fear that the old thing's hands would tremble and be punctured.

After a while, Lin Fan's back was pierced like a hedgehog, and he was lying on the bed with a resentful face, and after the completion of the work, the old Chinese medicine doctor clapped his hands and said with relief: "Finally stabilized the condition, it seems that the old man's ancestral method is indeed effective for people with congenital brain diseases, and it should be vigorously promoted, and it will benefit the world, haha~~!" ”

"Fuze, your uncle, you old immortal thing, I almost died in your hands, you know? Please disappear in front of my son's eyes at once. Meng Yi couldn't hold back, and scolded the old Chinese medicine doctor.

When everyone heard this, they all nodded with satisfaction, and the old Chinese medicine doctor stroked his beard lightly and said with satisfaction: "Childe is really back to normal." ”

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Meng Yi was sweating wildly in his heart, your grandfather's, Lao Tzu politely talked to you, you said I was sick, Lao Tzu scolded you and said that I was not sick, I don't know which of us is sick. Of course, I didn't dare to say these words, for fear that there would be a few more stitches from that thing.

……

Half a day passed, and Meng Yi finally figured out one thing and crossed by himself.

"Damn, I actually crossed over?! With such a vulgar plot, it is estimated that only 'I love big buns' can be written? Phew, shameless. ”

It's just a matter of crossing over, and he is actually attached to a person named Meng Yi, who may be known to few people, but his brother Meng Tian is known to everyone, and no one knows about it.

And Meng Yi Xianyang City is the most famous loser, and he belongs to the fighter among the losers, which can be called full of evil.

Among them, the most outrageous thing is that this guy sold the 100 acres of fertile land that the first emperor rewarded Mengfu for, and used it to reward the girl of the Qinglou, and the cub bought the Ye Tian, which was a great unfilial act in ancient times, and because of this, he had the title of "Xianyang's first loser".

Over the years, this product has done a lot of things that lack roots, which is a typical brain problem, so Meng Tian worked hard to find a good doctor to treat him for brain disease.

"Hey! I can't imagine that my high-achieving students in the history department are attached to this guy, God, you play with me, Lao Tzu has an old mother, and a beautiful little girl, if you can't go back, what if the stinky woman runs away with others? No, I'm going home. ”

However, it is not easy to go home, this is the Qin Dynasty, more than 2,000 years ago.

At this moment, something appeared next to the pillow, and it turned out to be: "Pad, I'll wipe it, I'm not crossing, how can there be such a thing?!" ”

Without further thought, Pad spoke: "You are in the year 221 BC, and if you want to return to the future, you must complete the mission. ”

"What's that?"

When Meng Yi was confused, the computer said, "If you want to go home, you must complete the task and collect the nine dragon balls." ”

"Dragon Ball? Shouldn't it be seven? ”

Just as Meng Yi was muttering to himself, the computer said: "Now announce the task, the main task: win the first place at the Great Dynasty Meeting, and replace Li Sixian to propose the county system; Side quests: Earn money, the more the merrier. A Dragon Ball can only be obtained if the main and side quests are completed in full. ”

After saying that, the tablet disappeared in a strange way.

I didn't understand the situation, but I had to do it for now.

After a while, Meng Yi retracted his mind, he didn't feel too much sadness, he knew that even sadness couldn't change anything, in this case, it was in this stormy Great Qin Dynasty, using modern knowledge to create a world.

"I am in 221 B.C., isn't that the first year of Qin Shi Huang's unification of the Six Kingdoms? It is recorded in the history books that this year, a great court meeting will be held, and the county system seems to have been proposed in that court meeting. ”

In order to be able to get ahead of Li Si, Meng Yi had to strike first, and he said secretly: "Brother Li Si, don't blame your buddies for not taking your credit, in order to go home, I can't help it." ”

said that he was unwilling, but in his heart he was secretly cool, so that Lao Tzu would rewrite history, and he was excited to think about it. However, before that, it is necessary to maintain the image of a loser and be an out-and-out loser

"That's not right, since you want to change history, what else do you want to do, of course you have to be the emperor."

Suddenly this idea popped up, Meng Yi hurriedly shook his head and said, "Bah, bah, I'm a new generation of three good young people, how can I do such a rebellious thing?" ”

Emperor?!

Ha ha!

He laughed to the sky and said no, but the picture of him sitting on the throne of the throne and lustful came to his mind, and the people saw Childe laughing like an idiot, and they all said: "Childe's brain disease is really good." ”

When the laughter stopped, Meng Yi waved his hand, imitated the tone of the loser, and shouted not far away: "Hao Jian, bring the horse, bah, horse of this son, Lao Tzu wants to ride a horse." ”

Hao Jian was his personal servant, and when he heard Childe's call, the fart ran over and said, "Childe, I'm afraid it won't work today?" ”

"Why?"

"You forgot, the day before yesterday, you added laxatives to the feed you fed the horses, and the horses in the stables are now in prostration."

War Horse, as an indispensable combat partner of the ancient country, did not expect this loser to ...... What a brute!!

"Lao Tzu doesn't care, you have to ride a horse, you roll over, the war horse is wilted, you give Lao Tzu a horse to ride."

"Gotcha! Little obedience! ”

Hao Jian is flattering and flattering, and he is really worthy of his 'cheap' name.

After riding, Qing'er came over with a basin of water to wash him, Meng Yi saw this, in order to show that he was a loser, he immediately twisted her hips like a cloud, which frightened Qing'er and hurriedly wanted to hide.

imitated the tone of the loser and said: "Haha, Xiao Nizi still knows how to be shy, come on, come on, this son loves you." ”

Hao Jian, who was on the side, saw that Meng Yi had returned to his former lustful temperament, and said with a cheap smile: "Son's condition has really recovered, he is still wise and martial, his true colors have not changed, he admires the little ones, and he throws himself to the ground." ”

Just when he laughed, Meng Yi raised his leg and kicked it, and said angrily: "Dog, this son has nothing but being handsome and chic, you dare to say that he is wise and martial?" Can Wise Shenwu be eaten as a meal? ”

"Yes, yes, a small slip of the tongue, the son is handsome and chic, and the hooligan does not change."

"That's pretty much it, fuck off!"