Li Shimin thought about it for a while, and asked in a low voice: "This virtuous brother, I'll ask if this beauty has a master?"

"Vomit!" Tang Sanzang heard Li Shimin's words, and vomited wildly.

"Brother, I beg you, don't talk to me, I'll leave this guy to you, just teach him how to be a woman. ”

After speaking, Tang Sanzang wiped his mouth, stood up and ran, who fills this pit with Nima, the old man is forced to see this guy anymore, and his eyes are going to be blind.

How to say it, if a shemale is a shemale, the key is that the six-eared macaque is still changed according to Tang Sanzang's words, that special mother is a stunning beauty-level shemale, which makes people feel impulsive to see it and want to vomit...

After Tang Sanzang fled in a hurry, he left Li Shimin and the six-eared macaque of Nianghua.

Li Shimin stared at the six-eared macaque for a while, and his heart was also entangled, how could this Nima Tang Sanzang run so fast, and he didn't tell himself, does this flower have a master.

After thinking about it, Li Shimin asked, "I don't know if this girl is married?"

"Oh no... I wonder if this girl needs my help?"

The cute girl's version of the six-eared macaque scratched her head, thought about it and replied: "That Tang Sanzang said to bring me here and find a few palace maids to teach me to be a woman." ”

Ouch I'll go!

Li Shimin thought crookedly, Li Shimin felt that happiness came too suddenly, teach you to be a woman, what can the palace maid teach you, Lao Tzu will.

Li Shimin thought to himself: Be a woman, a girl becomes a woman, there is nothing wrong with this, Tang Sanzang, this old brother must have abducted a beautiful woman somewhere, and then the family was strict, and he came to the palace to send it to himself.

Well, yes, Li Shimin felt that he thought so, and there was nothing wrong with it at all, after all, with his relationship with Tang Sanzang, he was old.

"Well, then this girl will teach you to become a woman, I will, go to the dormitory with me, and I will teach you by hand!"

After speaking, Li Shimin took the little hand of the six-eared macaque and walked into the dormitory.

Not long after, I only heard a roar from the dormitory, "Ah~!"

Judging from the sound, the roaring person was extremely frightened, as if he had seen something terrifying enough to break through the sky.

Ahem!

The person who roared was Li Shimin, who was fooling the six-eared macaque to the dormitory, Li Shimin was originally excited, and then...

Only... I was scared to death.

"It's not good, it's Your Majesty's voice, rush in to save the emperor. ”

"Quick, knock the door open, save the emperor. ”

Boom!

Boom... Boom!

When the soldiers heard Li Shimin's roar, they slammed into the door of the dormitory.

Boom... With a loud bang, a group of soldiers rushed in, and when they saw the scene in front of them, they were instantly dumbfounded.

"Ahh

"My eyes are blind, my eyes!"

"Phew! Lao Tzu's heart is blind, and his eyes are blind. ”

Li Shimin listened to the words of the soldiers, and hurriedly spoke: "Quick, hurry up and pull me away, my special mother's legs are weak." ”

When several soldiers heard Li Shimin's words, a soldier with a spirit point stepped forward to pick up Li Shimin and ran outside.

The next few people also ran out in a panic, leaving the six-eared macaque scratching his head in confusion, and muttered puzzledly: "What is the situation, I am a beauty according to Tang Sanzang's words." ”

Later, Li Shimin finally knew what was going on, but what to do if he was scared to death, Tang Sanzang gave him a gold pill that he had privately hidden, and he saved it.

And the six-eared macaque, after some twists and turns, finally embarked on the road of looking at the man's back.

Since then, there has been a legend on the rivers and lakes that there is a beautiful woman in Datang, who is charming and loves to look at the back of a man, but no one has ever gotten her, according to her: I didn't find the back I wanted...

...

I don't know how long it was...

It is said that Qin Xianglin at this time has been guiding Lao Jun for half a month in the Tushi Palace.

From all kinds of knowledge in middle school, Lao Jun has been taught to a university diploma, and then, Maitreya Buddha and the Queen Mother have long been out of money.

Well, the Queen Mother barely learned the sophomore course, and Maitreya Buddha's financial resources were in short supply, and after completing nine years of compulsory education, he had already withdrawn from the war.

Fortunately, Qin Xianglin did not unload the mill and kill the donkey, although the two of them ran out of money, they were allowed to continue to listen to the class, but textbooks, where are there textbooks without textbook fees, and Qin is not a charity.

In other words, this old gentleman is really not at the level of a big guy, after learning this knowledge, he took advantage of the recess time, and in just a few minutes, he made a "98k".

Don't ask Lao Jun why he is so fast, after all, people have that strength, and the parts are directly kneaded by hand.

This made Qin Xianglin also convinced, he deserved to be a big man, he had extremely strong hands-on ability, explosives, ammunition, gunpowder or something, he learned it clearly, I am afraid that in two days of study, the tank can be built.

Lao Jun pointed at Qin Xianglin with a 98k in his hand and said with a smile: "Monkey head, I'll try the gun here, if it's really as I said, then Lao Jun can only say that your extraterrestrial knowledge is really powerful." ”

"Uh..."

Qin Xianglin scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "What brother, I don't object to you trying a gun, but can you not face me, do you want me to guess that there are no bullets in your gun?"

Boom!

In response to Qin Xianglin, Lao Jun gently pulled the trigger.

Sou!

A bullet suddenly hit Qin Xianglin's brow, which made Qin Xianglin also startled, and hurriedly dodged, what are you kidding, how can this special mother say that it is also made by Lao Jun, the concentration of the bullet explosives just now I can look at it, although it is a gun or a mortal product, but it will hurt if you hit it.

Seeing Qin Xianglin dodging, Lao Jun appeared in front of the bullet as soon as he flashed, stretching out two fingers to hold the bullet.

Qin Xianglin was also stunned, and muttered in his mouth: "The world's martial arts are invincible, only fast and unbreakable." ”

Qin Xianglin, who finished muttering, slapped his face and teased: "It is worthy of being the ultimate manufacturing king, Taishang Laojun, amazing." ”

Lao Jun looked at Qin Xianglin, didn't reply, thought for a while, looked at the Queen Mother and Maitreya Buddha, and said: "Sure enough, there is a sky outside the sky, this kind of gun, it doesn't need any mana to use, and it doesn't need mana to manufacture, it only needs to be combined with iron." ”

Maitreya Buddha and the Queen Mother also nodded, understanding what Lao Jun meant, if this thing is spread in the mortal world, it will be powerful.

Qin Xianglin smiled, looked at a few people and said, "How about it, I tried the gun, what I learned is worth it, right?"

"Besides, in all the knowledge I've taught you, guns are just useless toys, and if you can make a nuclear weapon, increase the amount of it, even if you blow a hole out of it that day, then it's possible. ”

After speaking, Qin Xianglin looked at a few people and was also happy, looking at your ignorant appearance.