Tang Sanzang said with a serious face: "Amitabha, it's not that I don't want to go, I just think it's more pleasing to look at you, and I have a sense of déjà vu, presumably in the previous life, we must be good brothers, so I'll give you some advice, understand?"

"Hehe, is it?" the six-eared macaque looked at Tang Sanzang with some disbelief and said.

Although this guy lacks heart, he is not the kind of stupid person who can't be saved.

Tang Sanzang thought for a while, looked at the six-eared macaque and replied with some embarrassment: "What's that... In this case, I will tell you the truth, the reason why I told you such a good way is because I have other good ways. ”

"Hmm, you have other ways, why don't you tell me other ways?" Compared with the six-eared macaque, this guy also felt that Tang Sanzang's idea was a little not good.

"Tell you, you can't do it either, Lao Ke's good way is to ask Tang King Li Shimin to help me find it, Lao Ke has a relationship, do you have it? Do you have a brother to the emperor?" Tang Sanzang also pretended to be very frank and replied.

The six-eared macaque shook his head and muttered, "I see." "But when I think about it again, it doesn't seem that my own is as fast as the other party can find, right?

Tang Sanzang looked at the six-eared macaque and smiled, and said: "I know what you are thinking, in fact, I can tell you, you may be faster than me, as long as you become a woman and beautiful enough, then there will be different places, people from different countries to admire your beauty." ”

"Think about it, I can only find this in Datang at most, you are much more powerful than me. ”

The Black Lotus Holy Envoy nodded, and thought about it, as if what Tang Sanzang said was very right.

"Then what kind of woman do you say, good-looking?" the Black Lotus Holy Envoy looked at Tang Sanzang and scratched his head and asked.

"Well, this one!"

Tang Sanzang touched his bald head, and after some thought, he said: "Brother's skin is round, Lolita is baby-faced, uh, and then, it's..."

Thinking about it, Tang Sanzang told the six-eared macaque all the advantages of the woman, and told the six-eared macaque.

Of course, the six-eared macaque is still very powerful, how to say it, the six-eared macaque's transformation technique is not to be said.

After Tang Sanzang finished teaching one by one, this guy turned into a peerless beauty and appeared in front of Tang Sanzang.

This made Tang Sanzang look at it, and he was speechless in an instant, and exclaimed: "!"

In this regard, Tang Sanzang was embarrassed in his heart, you are a special mother...

And then this: the picture is so beautiful! This guy is a man, this guy is a man, this guy is a man...

Bah!

"Gross..."

No, Tang Sanzang really couldn't hold it back in his heart, and he lay on the ground and vomited wildly.

The six-eared macaque was also stunned, and looked at Tang Sanzang with some puzzlement and asked, "Tang Sanzang, isn't it all changed according to your requirements? Why did you vomit, is it because I haven't gotten better?"

"Isn't it pretty?"

However, the voice at this time is the kind of seductive and sexy voice, which makes people can't help but want to know the man...

This voice is also what Tang Sanzang just taught...

I'm Nima!

Tang Sanzang was also drunk, the pit he dug out by himself, and he was going to vomit when he knelt, thinking of this, Tang Sanzang directly clasped his middle finger in his throat...

"Vomit ..."

Spit it out, only vomiting can relieve Tang Sanzang a lot.

In this regard, Tang Sanzang said, I am too difficult.

"Hey, Tang Sanzang, I changed this according to your requirements, why do you keep spitting and spitting?" The six-eared macaque was a little confused, could it be that he had become bad, not beautiful enough?

Listening to the seductive voice of the six-eared macaque, Tang Sanzang hurriedly said, "Quick, don't speak, you... Don't talk and don't talk about your special mother, the old man really can't stand it, it's so hard to endure!"

I'm going blind in my eyes, and I keep telling myself in my heart to know the man and retreat.

"Ahh

Thinking about it, the six-eared macaque also scratched its head, and couldn't understand what the situation was, wasn't it just to become a beauty?...

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look, almost got a nosebleed out, covered his eyes and said, "Quick, your special mother is a woman now, woman, please respect me? ”

"Du Teniang dress neatly, don't embarrass the old man, is it okay?"

Lao Zhen Te Niang has some male housemates!

The six-eared macaque listened to Tang Sanzang's words, and he also directly conjured up a long armor for himself...

"This..."Tang Sanzang was a little confused, saying that this guy doesn't even know how to dress a special woman, and he doesn't know how to be a woman, how to break it?

Can this thing still be taught by hand? Ahh

"You... You wait, my special mother really can't afford to mess with you, I'll go, forget it, you go to the palace with me, I'll find someone to help you. ”

As he spoke, Tang Sanzang trotted in front with some fear.

The six-eared macaque is chasing behind, and along the way, as long as it is a man, when he sees the appearance of a woman who has changed into a six-eared macaque, he can't wait to stare out and look at it.

In this regard, Tang Sanzang said that he was very helpless, he was really pumping his brain just now, and he came up with this idea.

In the palace, Li Shimin learned that Tang Sanzang was coming, and he also led people to greet him in a hurry, and then when he saw the beauty transformed into a six-eared macaque behind him, he was instantly stunned.

Xindao: It's so beautiful, this appearance and this figure are more beautiful than your Yang Guifei!

Thinking of this, Li Shimin also hurriedly shook his head, this should be Tang Sanzang's horse, you can't think about it, your brother and wife are welcome... Ahh

But where did Li Shimin think that he would take it out and be bigger than him!

"Quick, find me a few maids from your palace, teach this guy, and tell him how women do it. Tang Sanzang looked at Li Shimin and said.

Li Shimin was a little confused, and he was even more puzzled when he listened to Tang Sanzang's words, how to be a woman?

I saw Li Shimin ask curiously: "Brother Xian, who is this beauty?

"Gross!"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Tang Sanzang vomited directly again, can you not make trouble.

"No... It's not..."

Hearing Tang Sanzang say no, Li Shimin was a little happy, walked to Tang Sanzang's side, gently patted Tang Sanzang on the back, and asked in a low voice: "It's not you Mazi, who is that Mazi? I wonder if I have a chance?"

This Nima..."Gross!"

When Tang Sanzang heard Li Shimin's words, he vomited even more, he couldn't stand it, he couldn't stand it!

"You... Big brother, stop talking, I want to be quiet. ”。

Tang Sanzang, who had just held back, listened to Li Shimin's words, and was about to vomit again.

This operation made Li Shimin very confused and couldn't understand it.