Chapter 63: I'm a rough man, I can't recite poetry
Zhou Jiaqing is aggrieved! He's a big man, wearing a husk, and he still has to dance, the key is that he can't dance, and what he learned in the barracks is not hula!
Li Chengqian said: "The essence of hula is to make the hula flow like flowing water, just twist your body quickly, you try." ”
The rest of the people were surprised, Li Chengqian said as if he had seen hula, but in fact, Li Chengqian had indeed seen hula, but he didn't watch it seriously, and just remembered it.
After Li Chengqian's explanation, Zhou Jiaqing probably knew what to do, he began to twist his body quickly, the grass skirt began to sway, Xiao Fang Du looked stupid directly, this dance is really good, very good-looking.
Du He was dumbfounded: "Brother Tony, if this hula is danced by a beautiful woman, it will definitely be a very beautiful scenery." ”
Fang Jun was also stunned, he began to fantasize about a group of young women dancing hula in front of him, and his saliva couldn't help but drop a few drops.
The two glanced at each other, hula dancing, and did it when they went back!
Li Chengqian was speechless, he felt that he shouldn't have told the two about the hula, these two were just like male dogs in heat, and after they went back, they didn't know how many women they would harm because of the hula, as soon as he thought of this, Li Chengqian felt that he was a sinner.
"Okay, let's go, the three of us are going to the poetry party." Li Chengqian said.
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jiaqing crawled away, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Li Chengqian said.
Zhou Jiaqing seemed to have been struck by lightning, froze in place, turned his head extremely stiffly, and looked at Li Chengqian.
"Walk slowly, don't fall on yourself." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative sentiment from Zhou Jiaqing, +155"
He turned around and left, not daring to be too fast, not wanting to be too slow, there was a heartless laughter of three people behind him, Zhou Jiaqing's nose was sore, and he cried loudly, crying and running, why is life so difficult?
The three of them didn't have much time to come to the drinking place, and the first to arrive was Li Chengqian, after all, Li Er occupied the upstream, Li Chengqian stepped forward honestly and said, "Father, mother." ”
Li Er frowned: "Shangsi Festival is also a big festival, why did you come here in disheveled clothes?" Could it be that you have an opinion about me? ”
"I was wrong." Li Chengqian said.
He didn't even dare to say anything about Fang Jun falling into the water, he came upstream, and Fang Er fell into the water, which could be regarded as polluting the water of the Liuqi River, and Li Er would definitely clean up Fang Er.
"Let's go down!" Li Er waved his hand.
Li Chengqian let out a sigh and left.
Empress Changsun said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, Gao Ming will give you and me a long face in a while." ”
Li Er rolled his eyes: "That kid follows Du Hefang Jun all day long, it's weird if he can give you my long face, just don't make trouble for me." ”
"Your Majesty just have to wait, and there will be good news from time to time." The eldest grandson queen said.
Li Er sighed in his heart, his wife is good everywhere, it's just a little bit, too doting on Li Chengqian, this is very inappropriate.
Only then did he get out of the wolves and enter the tiger's mouth, Li Chengqian turned around and met more than a dozen young tigresses, and he remembered that he had promised everyone a fashionable handbag, but he hadn't done it yet.
The point is that he can't do it!
Turning around quickly, Li Chengqian was about to flee for his life, but Li Lizhi shouted: "Brother, what are you hiding?" ”
Li Chengqian had to turn around to face these people, and the eldest sister Li Yunshu said, "Come here!" ”
Li Chengqian went over honestly.
"What did you promise us?" Li Yunshu asked.
Li Liyu hugged Li Chengqian's right leg, and Li Chengqian suddenly couldn't move an inch.
What a curse!
Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and prepared for heavy bleeding, he counted the people nearby and took out the same amount of big bubble gum.
"One big bubble gum per person, it should be my apology, the matter of fashion handbags, and a few more days." Li Chengqian said.
The delicious and interesting big bubble gum surprised everyone, and everyone went to the competition to blow bubbles, and there was no time to question Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian squatted down and said, "Liyu, take it slow when you chew this big bubble gum, don't swallow it, you know?" ”
"Oh......" Li Liyu said.
As a young princess, eating bubble gum requires someone to supervise her, Li Chengqian looked around, Li Lizhi can take on this important task.
He said, "Lizhen, help me remind Liyu not to let her swallow bubblegum." ”
Li Lizhi stretched out his hand, Li Chengqian understood, he took out a bubble gum and put it in Li Liqian's hand.
"Not enough!" Li Li asked.
"Give me back!"
Li Chengqian made a gesture to snatch it back, but Li Lizhi dodged: "Enough, enough!" ”
Li Chengqian was finally able to relax, he found Li Tai and a few people, and ate and drank, of course, he had a principle, not to drink a sip of wine in the water.
"Brother, you won't be able to chant half a poem again this year." Lee Tae-do.
Suddenly, everyone nearby burst into laughter.
"I don't chant poetry this year, I'm just a rough man, chanting a hammer poem!" Li Chengqian said.
When he said this, the rest laughed even harder.
Li Chengqian was helpless, picked up a stone the size of an egg, and threw it at a place where there was no one, the stone hit the tree, and instead of bounce off as everyone expected, it smashed open and passed through the trunk, leaving a hole the size of an egg.
You can even see the light coming through from the other side, everyone is stunned, they rub their eyes, what kind of power is this?
"You see, I'm really a rough person, and I don't have any other skills except for great strength." Li Chengqian said.
Everyone was speechless, what a rough man.
……
Fang Jun went back, and suddenly, Fang Xuanling was not calm, Fang Xuanling said: "Stupid thing, where are your clothes?" ”
He saw that Fang Jun was dressed in clothes, and the top was a python robe, that is, one less claw than Li Er's dragon fear, it could only be Li Chengqian's, and the more he looked at the pants, the more he looked like the pants of the forbidden army, and the shoes were not worn at all.
Fang Jun smirked, he lifted the crucian carp to be level with his head, and said, "Dad, I caught the fish and specially honored you." ”
Fang Xuanling suddenly lost his anger, sighed and said: "My son has a heart, Fang Guan, go and deal with this crucian carp, I want to eat it." ”
The house manager took the crucian carp from Fang Jun's hand and took it to cook.
"Come on, find a dress for the bereaved love to change." Fang Xuanling said, "Bereavement, you quickly return His Royal Highness the Prince's clothes to others, what is the matter with you wearing this?" ”
Fang Jun said: "Dad, don't say it, this dress is really good, I feel that my brain is a lot clearer!" Would you like to try it? ”
Fang Jun said and took off the clothes on his body and handed them to Fang Xuanling, Fang Xuanling took the python robe, of course, it was impossible to try it on himself.
"Zhizhi, if you take this dress and return it to His Royal Highness the Prince, just say thank you to him for not letting your beloved catch a cold." Fang Xuanling said.
Fang Yizhi looked at his hot-tempered brother, and sighed helplessly, but stupid people have stupid blessings, Fang Yiai and Li Chengqian are good brothers, which means that in the future, his brother is still very promising.
Maybe......