Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina walked depressedly in the market.

"It hurts, Sister Xiao, my butt hurts." Sister Yelu covered her ass and looked coquettish.

In normal times, she is a big sister who likes to hold up, but in private she loves to be coquettish.

Xiao Liana stopped and leaned closer to her round ass to take a look.

"Is my butt swollen?" Yelu Qingyuan Road.

It is said that because of these two foolish nonsense, Lao Xiao lost a very important figure. Lao Xiao couldn't do anything about these two living treasures, and the punishment for them was only to arrest them in the big tent outside the city, hang them up and smoke their butts, and then order all the pro-soldiers and dogs not to act at their orders, and let them be grounded at home.

Lao Xiao punished these two gentlemen in this way, but today they ran out without permission, and there was no family to follow them, and they still felt that they were invincible.

After observing for a while, Xiao Lina said, "It's not swollen, your butt is already big, you don't want to rely on my grandfather for a big butt." ”

Yelu Qingyuan said distressedly: "But Miss, I still don't know that I was beaten by your grandfather for Mao?" ”

Xiao Lina didn't understand too much, shook her head and said: "I don't know, grandpa rarely beats people, I heard that we lost his important person this time, so he got angry." You have calculated it, your grandfather used to be his old leader, and then the so-called children only beat their own families, and I called it really miserable, and I was beaten to death. ”

Yelu Qingyuan said: "But speaking of which, you anti-bone sister should have been beaten to death a long time ago, you look like you are going to rebel with your arms outward at every turn, often I pull hatred in front, and you are a good person in the back." Yelu Qingyuan said, and covered his buttocks and said: "Speaking of which, the surname Xiao is stingy and mother." I lost my grandfather's dragon and phoenix money, and no one blames me for not being it. ”

Xiao Lina pointed to her nose and said, "You can say it well, who is male and who is female?" ”

So the two little gentlemen quarreled about it, but after a few rounds of arguing, they all figured out together, and both of them were mothers.

At this point, the two brothers and sisters stopped arguing, hugged each other and comforted each other: It doesn't matter if you say that Mu has ***, you can tie a strap and abuse it fiercely.

"It's really boring, and it doesn't seem like there's any gossip in Beijing recently." Xiao Lina pouted.

Yelu Qingyuan covered his buttocks and said, "I have to arrest someone to abuse me, otherwise I won't be able to understand Miss." As she spoke, she began to look at the people around her like a bully, and to see who she was going to find the most unpleasant.

"But I don't want to do immature things with you. I'm going to aspire to be a mature woman. Xiao Lina said with an old-fashioned look.

"Wow, Miss, I threw up. You're a little virgin, and you're a mature woman. Yelu Qingyuan said.

"You're the little virgin." Xiao Lina's old face was slightly red.

"Tell me, who is being abused? Why don't you catch Xiao Gan and that kid to train? Yelu Qingyuan poked her ass with her fingers.

Xiao Lina covered her ass and shouted in pain, thought about it and said: "Don't, the trainer has to talk about taste, Xiao Ganchang's black is so ugly, now I don't like to abuse this kind of rough type." ”

"Hey, I'm afraid that kid meets your standards, how about the person I choose?" Yelu Qingyuan suddenly pointed to Gao Fangping Road, where Jiao'er Lang was walking in the market.

Xiao Lina saw it, and shouted obediently in her mind, it was really good, such a handsome one, it was really disfigured twice, and she could still eat with her back.

Speaking of the back of the body, Xiao Lina was a little puzzled, she always felt that this guy was handsome, but the back seemed familiar?

"Isn't it a soft-footed shrimp again, do you want to abuse him in the end?" Yelu Qingyuan said.

"Alright, go get him."

After Xiao Lina waved her hand, she rushed, and the two of them charged again blatantly.

Gao Fangping, who was walking, was suddenly stopped by these two brains, and suddenly felt weak and big.

When the two young ladies and Gao Fangping met each other, he was either a homeless man or a masked hero, and they couldn't recognize him. However, Gao Fangping is a thief, which is the evil result of doing too many bad things.

"Boy, where are you getting around, you don't look like a person from Beijing?" Yelu Qingyuan Road.

Xiao Lina added: "It's not a three-dimensional report...... To report the surname and household registration, you must know that no one is allowed to walk in Beijing during this period, and the approval of the government and Lao Tzu is required. ”

"I ......," Gao Fangping hesitated.

The two brains made up for it and said: "Don't be afraid if you don't have a household registration and ancestral home, so let's look at your fine skin and tender meat, like a dog-like person, like a trainable person, as long as you are sincere to the two of us and be our private servants, Lao Tzu will solve your household registration problem." Wages ......"

At this point, Yelu Qingyuan approached Xiao Lina awkwardly and said, "How much is appropriate?" ”

Xiao Lina pretended to know the market very well and said, "Anyway...... Give you three times the salary for working elsewhere, as long as we serve the young lady well, and accept strict training, five times the salary can be discussed. ”

Gao Fangping didn't know which mental hospital these two birdmen crossed from, and then he didn't know why, he was a little annoyed when he saw these two people, and he could always trigger the darkness in his heart.

So Gao Fangping rebuked without thinking: "Are you two fools caught in the door?" Do you want to train me? If I don't train you, you should burn high incense. ”

Yelu Qingyuan was the most impulsive, and when he heard that he was scolded like this, he immediately had a red head in his head, bent down and picked up a stone from the ground and held it.

Xiao Lina is a soft-footed shrimp again, she likes to see such a beautiful embryo with such a personality the most, and she plays with her heartbeat. It's like some male aristocrats like flowers that can sting people.

Then Xiao Lina said "Huh": "This voice seems to be ......"

Hearing her say this, Gao Fangping jumped up in fright, as a persecution paranoia who struck first, Gao Fangping didn't wait for Yelu Qingyuan to throw the stone out of his hand, and said with two fingers in advance: "I'll poke!" ”

Unexpectedly, this was a game that the two of them often played, so Yelu Qingyuan raised a palm very confidently and stood between his eyebrows and said, "Block you villain." ”

If it is a bifurcated index finger and middle finger, of course, it will be blocked. However, just like Gao Fangping usually refers to people who like to use two hands together, Yin people still attack with two hands.

So Yelu Qingyuan was poked by Gao Fangping with both hands, and his eyes burst into tears, and he covered his eyes and cried after throwing a stone.

"Damn, sure enough, you stinky boy, you beat my sister to cry again, I fought with you." Xiao Lina said this, but she didn't move much.

This sentence is mainly for her sister Yelu Qingyuan, as for herself, after confirming that it is that kid, she doesn't think much about using force against Gao Fangping, she feels that it is very immature, she wants to pretend to be a mature girl.

"You're not a good thing either!"

Although Gao Fangping didn't poke her eyes in the past, the two slaps on the back of the head struck Xiao Lina to the ground, so Xiao Lina also covered her head and cried.

"What if you catch me, now I know that the master is amazing." After Gao Fangping said this, he fled with Ju Jing.

Yelu Qingyuan was crying, and pointed to himself and said to Xiao Lina: "Sister Xiao, do you think I'm blind?" ”

Xiao Lina looked at it and said angrily and funny: "Nonsense, if you are blind, you can still see me?" ”

"Makes sense." Yelu Qingyuan stopped crying, and jumped like thunder: "Chase!" If I don't crush this kid to ashes, I won't be able to understand my thoughts. ”

Xiao Lina was startled, pulled her and said, "Don't, he is such a beautiful embryo with character, even running away after abusing people is so handsome." This kind of person is rare, training is king, and subduing him is the challenge. ”

"He's a scumbag who will beat girls at will, you are a beautiful embryo. You're going to rebel again, huh? Yelu Qingyuan was almost not angry.

"But it's very emotional to play with him like this." Xiao Lina said.

"If you don't catch this kid first, he'll be gone, and he'll feel like a fart." Yelu Qingyuan scolded.

Xiao Lina then began to take the lead and pursued the past......

Gao Fangping ran for a while, but when he looked back, he was down, and the two brains were really chasing after him.

It seems that they are really not otaku, they are athletes, at least they can run better than Gao Fangping.

"This is the disadvantage of being soft-hearted, I knew that I was afraid of them once." Gao Fangping said as he ran.

Ju Jing saw that he was running like a dog sticking out his tongue, so he said, "If you can't run away like this, I'll run on your back?" ”

"No need, since they are all chasing, then I will not show mercy, I will plan and lure the enemy deeper."

Gao Fangping said, changed direction and ran into the alley.

Chase, chase, chase!

Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina, two little gentlemen, chased into a secluded alley, and saw that there was no road ahead.

So the two of them became proud, walked over slowly with a cruel smile and said, "Run, run, look at your brainless and dare to run, hum, this is called suicide." ”

"You two are brain-dead, the master used a trick to bring you in to encircle and annihilate, where did you come from to feel that I can't beat you." Gao Fangping came over as he spoke, one in one hand, and dragged the two girls over and forced them into the corner.

At this moment, the two ladies panicked. Only then did they remember that the reason why they were invincible in the past was not because of their strong martial arts, but because others let Lao Tzu do it, but this scum who killed a thousand knives did not let Lao Tzu be defeated by him several times, and he was a person who never left his hand on girls.

Thinking like this, the two brothers panicked, hugged each other and screamed.

"Call! Go louder, and no one will hear you even if you shout through your throat. Gao Fangping smiled like a big bad wolf.

"Whatever you want to do, come to me and let my sister Xiao go!"

Yelu Qingyuan was a bit of a big sister at a critical time, protecting Xiao Lina in the back, and then rushing to the brain case in front.

BeerBeerBeer——

was hit by Gao Fangping's three punches, and he fell to the ground.

"Brother doesn't take the usual path, why do you have the mind that I only fight one and not two? Neither of them is a good thing, and no one can run away this time. ”

Gao Fangping said, and he died in the corner of the wall and flattened the two of them, and the two of them were beaten into pandas together.