855 Do You Know How to Have a Baby?

Ju Jing covered his face and stood aside, embarrassed to help the fist, and only the big demon king could have no psychological burden, so he angrily scolded the two girls in front of him.

In fact, when they were beaten, these two brain-dead cried and screamed, and they also protected each other's style, which could get some sympathy from Jujing. It's a pity that Gao Fangping never eats this set, he usually only fights the one that can be beaten.

After flattening the two of them with tears in their eyes, hugging each other and shrinking in the corner, Gao Fangping clapped his hands and said, "Do you know that the little master is amazing?" In fact, you should be honored, in this world, not everyone is qualified to be my opponent. I'm willing to put down my worth and fight this battle with the two of you brain-dead, it's really the forehead and braincase that smells it, and the brain-dead is really contagious, and I'm a little assimilated by you. ”

Yelu Qingyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Scoundrel! Bandit! Rogue! Despicable and shameless, I dare to beat a girl, do you know who I am......"

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I was beaten and cried again.

Gao Fangping said: "I dare to be hard-mouthed, I have many enemies, and I am not frightened." It's not good to have a grudge with someone, but I really don't care about the two of you enemies, grandma is a bear, I really think that the sky is the boss and you are the second. I specialize in all kinds of disobedience. ”

Xiao Lina felt that he was too imposing. So he hurriedly hugged Yelu Qingyuan in his arms and said: "Sister Yelu, don't say it, a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, don't make fearless sacrifices." ”

I really don't want to be beaten by this scumbag anymore, so Yelu Qingyuan also learned to be obedient and stopped being tough for the time being.

"What are you going to do with us next?" Xiao Lina said curiously.

Hearing her first sentence, she didn't use the agitation method to let him let go of Lao Tzu, but asked the enemy how to scare Lao Tzu, Yelu Qingyuan was so angry that he grabbed the wall, and Sister Xiao really rebelled.

"For the sake of humanitarianism, I won't slap you in the face. But my thoughts are still not clear, so I will discipline you with torture. Gao Fangping said.

"Let Sister Yelu go, just torture me." Xiao Lina said.

"You'd better come at me, or I won't let you go afterwards!" Yelu Qingyuan knew that there was no lower limit to this scumbag, so he began to protect his sisters.

Gao Fangping touched his chin and said, "You brain-dead say this, as if to express: If I only torture you, you will let me go afterwards?" Don't hold grudges? ”

Sister Yelu was mentally retarded, and nodded and said: "If it's a man, you will rush to me, I don't blame you, if you lose, Lao Tzu's skills are not as good as others, and I don't resent it afterwards." ”

"Damn, didn't you say it earlier, in order not to offend you to the end, is it easy for me to pretend to be garlic for so long?"

Now Gao Fangping was relieved, dragged the worst eldest sister's head over, and told her to pounce on the ground and cock her ass.

In order not to "kill" his sisters, Yelu Qingyuan only threw himself on the ground with tears in his eyes, holding the big round ass.

Now it's not a war, you have to treat the captives preferentially, and then men and women don't kiss, so Gao Fangping found a stick and used it to go to the buttocks of Yelu Qingyuan.

Yelu Qingyuan's buttocks hurt to touch it now, but she closed her mouth tightly, like an article being tortured, like a martyr, and was beaten to death by Gao Fangping, but she didn't say a word.

Xiao Liana cried, feeling that Sister Yelu was suffering. However, with the deepening of the torture, Xiao Lina, who has always been more dark and treacherous, has also seen that in fact, in terms of Gao Fangping's character, he has already left a lot of hands.

So Xiao Lina made up in her mind and felt: This is a handsome, bad, smart, black-bellied, and measured beauty embryo.

Otherwise, if you encounter a real lewd man, in this kind of lonely ambush, you are likely to be raped first and then killed, or killed first and then raped or something.

Yelu Qingyuan's ass was numb, so she simply pounced on the torture without heart and lungs. She felt that her ass was no longer her own, and in the project of infinite amplification of the ass, Xiao Lina, his grandfather, and this scumbag were all heroes.

To be honest, Yelu Qingyuan didn't think it was good if her ass was too big, and she was even thinking about changing it to a fake ass to use.

She knew that Song Guo now had a similar operation, which would fit people with prosthetic hands and feet, so that those who had been disabled in the war could get back on their feet. I heard that it was invented by the legendary Gao Fangping. So Yelu Qingyuan felt that the ass might also be able to be replaced with a fake one.

While thinking about it, Yelu Qingyuan cried and said: "Even if you are ruthless, we will plant it in your hands today, and we will never expect to be comprehensive." Whether it is a prosthetic hand, a prosthetic foot, or a prosthetic ass in the future, I recognize it, Miss. However, you have to talk, if you dare to fall on Sister Xiao in this encounter, I will not be finished with you. ”

Gao Fangping slapped another stick and shouted: "Why are you so loud, I am a righteous person." Do you think it's a brainless girl like you who cross the river and tear down the bridge to see profit and forget righteousness? ”

Yelu Qingyuan said angrily: "You just saw Li Wangyi crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but my Yelu Qingyuan promised to be more true than real gold." ”

Hearing her promise again, Gao Fangping was relieved, threw the stick and said: "Okay, I originally wanted to take another thirty sticks, but the so-called heroes are heroes, and the power is recorded in the account, and if they make trouble next time, they will be punished together." ”

Seeing that he didn't beat Yelu Qingyuan anymore, Xiao Lina felt that he was so caring and manly, and said with tears and laughter: "Thank you...... Thank you for your mercy. ”

Yelu Qingyuan pounded the ground angrily and said: "Sister Xiao, what's the matter with you, Jiecao was eaten by a dog, he didn't fight, let's thank him for not killing?" ”

But Xiao Lina was brainless, thinking that he would dare to fight and would fight, but then suddenly stopped fighting, of course, it was a kindness.

That's the truth, Xiao Lina likes to read the stories written by Wenqing, and found a rule, don't look at how bad and hateful the people in the story are at the beginning, but they often only need to do a good thing in the end, and they can basically get the understanding of most readers. On the contrary, the guy who has been a good person all his life, and when he does something wrong, everyone starts to hate these good people. I don't know why?

For example, there are also two stalls in Liao called "New Condor" and "New Condor", the author is the pork Ping of the Song Kingdom, and Li Qingzhao ghostwrote. Xiao Lina found that Li Qingzhao was so good at rhythm, and the old poison in the Condor was almost hated by someone, but in the Condor he had a trace of kindness and true feelings for Yang Guo, Li Qingzhao secretly changed the sky and made him not hateful. On the contrary, Sister Rong, who is popular with the entire Condor Shooting, is not wrong in principle, but she is too persecuted and delusional about Yang, and under the rhythm of Li Qingzhao, Sister Rong hates it from beginning to end.

So it seems that Gao Fangping has this kind of rhythm ability, even if he does bad things, people can think that he is not annoying.

In this regard, Xiao Lina came to a conclusion and said: "It is said in fairy tales that bad people will be forgiven, and good people will be hateful. Although he is a bit of a scumbag, he is generally very measured, caring, and handsome. Lao Tzu and the two of them have forgiven us for such hateful street rats, which shows that he is generous, much like the legendary prime minister's belly can take a boat, and in some ways has the style of my grandfather. ”

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Yelu Qingyuan and Gao Fangping couldn't help but look at each other, and they couldn't figure out if this brain-dead girl was serious?

Gao Fangping didn't know what to say about them anymore, suspecting that they were also two traversers, but they came out of a mental hospital, commonly known as a traversal asylum.

"Brother should take it when he sees it, so as not to overturn in the gutter."

Thinking so, Gao Fangping threw the stick directly and left without saying a word. made the demeanor of a mysterious master who sees the head but does not see the tail and comes and goes like the wind.

In the end, it is the famous soft-footed shrimp, Xiao Lina looked at the direction where he disappeared and muttered: "Abusing people is so cool, he is amazing?" Miss, I will also take this man under the tent even if I die. ”

Yelu Qingyuan covered his ass and cried: "Woo, but I promised not to hold a grudge and let him go, how can I have an overnight feud when I come out." If you speak, you must count. ”

Xiao Lina couldn't help but be furious: "Sister Yelu, you're going to rebel?" ”

Yelu Qingyuan was depressed for a while, but unfortunately, as an eldest sister, she didn't dare to bear the reputation of rebellion, and she didn't know what to do. So he said: "Sister Xiao, help me see, is my ass a little bigger, do you want to go to Song Kingdom to change one?" ”

Xiao Lina fell to the ground laughing: "How do you change your butt, how do you have a child if you change it?" Do you want to give birth to a fake son? ”

Yelu Qingyuan said curiously: "Sister Xiao, do you know how women give birth?" ”

Xiao Lina's old face turned red, in fact, she didn't know, so she had to say hesitantly: "I don't know the specifics, I heard my mother say that the child was picked up from the river." But I've never seen anyone pick up a child from the river. I also heard some lewd uncles say that 'the ass is good to give birth to', so after many speculations, I figured out that the child should be born by a woman. ”

Yelu Qingyuan said: "Then when will we know how to have a child?" ”

Xiao Liana bit her finger and thought about it, and said, "I'll know when I'm born." ”

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