Chapter 14 "The Revenge of the Slap in the Face" (2nd Update)

Chapter 14: The Vengeance of the Slap in the Face

Before darkness hit, the big red lanterns were hanging high in the shops on Chengnan Street.

Walking slowly on the street under the sunset, Ah Zhen turned his head and stared at the shops on both sides, until he found the two-story study, and the corners of his mouth turned into an extremely sinister and happy thief smile.

"Huh?" The shopkeeper of the big talent study is a middle-aged man with a mustache, and when he was about to close the shop, he saw Aunt Su, who was a talented person, actually walking towards his small study, and he was surprised and sighed lightly, and immediately bowed down and invited: "Aunt Su, please, please." ”

"Hmm." Stepping into this small but well-equipped small study, Xu Mu looked at the four treasures of the study room placed on the cabinet shelf, and praised: "Shopkeeper, your little study is really elegant and chic." ”

"Thank you Aunt Su for the compliment." With a thick smile, he complimented: "Aunt Su is a great learner, and today I came to Xiaozhai in person, and I suddenly made Xiaozhai shine. After the sycophant was filmed, he gestured to the business hand and invited: "There are all the utensils in the study room in Zhai, please ask Aunt Su to pick and look at it casually." ”

"Don't be busy, shopkeeper." Amiable and called the middle-aged shopkeeper who wanted to introduce him, Ah Zhen tapped the books on the counter and asked, "I don't know where these books were printed?" ”

Holding a good wolf pen, the middle-aged shopkeeper was full of doubts: "Aunt Su, what are you?" ”

"Oh. That's right. He took out the money bag from his arms in a hurry, generously took out a gold leaf, smiled at the eyes that suddenly widened in front of him, and said slowly: "I want to print some books, I wonder if the shopkeeper can help?" ”

Suddenly, seeing Aunt Su take out the gold leaf like a mother's finger, where did the middle-aged shopkeeper still need to be filtered, he nodded again and again: "The villain also often engravates the printing plate, and prints some difficult to buy the subset of the scriptures by himself." Aunt Su's matter is incumbent on the villain, and it is incumbent on him. ”

"With the words of the shopkeeper, I feel at ease." Ah Zhen bent his eyebrows and handed him the gold in his hand, and he secretly said in his heart, this philistine boss is really versatile, and he has printed the subset of the world? Phew! It's a self-printed secret collection of prostitution, right?

"Thank you Aunt Su for the reward." Heartbeat accepted the gold leaf, the shopkeeper laughed obscenely, turned around and closed the door of the store, and invited him to the chair: "Aunt Su, please take a seat, please sit quickly." ”

Seeing that the shopkeeper was smiling so obscenely, Ah Zhen, who was sitting down, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does the shopkeeper know what I want to print?" ”

"Of course I don't." He is not a god, where do you know what he wants to print, the middle-aged shopkeeper shook his head.

"I guess you know." Staring at the obscene sect leader in front of him, Ah Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "You don't have to be so hypocritical. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." The middle-aged shopkeeper laughed, and leaned over and said, "Although the little one doesn't know what Aunt Su wants to print, he will dare to conclude that this thing is definitely not small." "Can it be a small thing or a bright thing to be so generous?

"It's really fast." Ah Zhen did not hide his insidiousness, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to print a book of prostitution." ”

"Spring Palace Book?" Hearing that it was just an obscene book, the middle-aged shopkeeper had an obscene old face and a wooden face, and said suspiciously: "If Aunt Su's Spring Palace Book is like this, there are some in the shop." ”

"Some?" Pursing his lips, Ah Zhen narrowed his eyes and stared at him.

"Hey ......" was glanced at by this pair of knowing the roots, the middle-aged palm was very embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Don't say dark words in front of real people, the Spring Palace Book is the main way of the small, and there are nearly ten different versions in the room at present." As he spoke, he whispered again: "As long as Aunt Su can say the name, there are all in Xiaozhai." Whether it is Xiang Yu Qi to suppress Mei Yu Ji, or Liu Bang's drunken harem, or exotic customs outside the Saiwai, there is everything. ”

"Nope." Ah Zhen was said to be itching, but when he thought of Yin Yin, all the itching disappeared. After shaking his head, he immediately narrowed his hateful eyes, gritted his teeth and said sentence by sentence: "I want to make up my autobiography and make it with the current people." ”

"What?" When the happy middle-aged shopkeeper heard this, he immediately gasped and said timidly: "Aunt Su wants to use the current person as an illustration, so how can the real woman in this picture still live?" This is a violation of the law. "A woman's chastity is extremely important, and even if she is a prostitute when such a prostitution book comes out, she is afraid that she will hang herself. He's defiling and murdering!

"Hmm." Ah Zhen also thought about it, and said with a headache: "I also know, so I came to consult the shopkeeper's profession." ”

"So be it." After thinking about it, the middle-aged shopkeeper said: "The face of the illustrated woman is blurred a little, and it is hazy and recognizable." Don't write your real name, use your surname as your abbreviation, what do you think, Aunt Su? ”

"Okay." Thinking about it, there was only this way, Ah Zhen made the decision, and then threw the other two gold leaves on the desk from his purse, and said: "Hurry up and find a painter, arrange pen and ink, and I will write the content." ”

"Yes, yes, yes." His heart was pounding, and the middle-aged shopkeeper said with mixed joy and sorrow: "Aunt Su, villains used to make a living from painting, and painters and villains are competent." Watching him carefully, he whispered and advised: "What's more, this matter has been included in the law, and the less people know about it, the better." ”

Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows in surprise and stared at this money-greedy shopkeeper, and joked: "I really can't see that you are hiding several skills." ”

"Hehe......" The middle-aged shopkeeper shielded his ridicule, bowed weakly and asked: "Please also ask Aunt Su to invite this female portrait out, and the villain will start writing immediately." ”

"There is no need for a portrait, this woman is the eldest lady of Hangzhou Yinfu, known as the beautiful Yin Yin of Suzhou." Damn woman, let you beat Lao Tzu again, let you rob Lao Tzu of gold, make you arrogant, and let you have no one in your eyes. After tonight, you will become a bitch of all men, the object of all men in the world. Lao Tzu, do you dare to be arrogant anymore?

"Ah......" Hearing that it was Hangzhou Zhiyan, the shopkeeper was startled, and the old face mourned: "Su ...... Aunt Su, this ...... This, villain, villain dare. "Not to mention the rich and powerful Yin Mansion, the crime of destroying people's innocence alone is enough to make him a heavy sentence. Ruining Miss Yin's innocence? Oh, my God! If it is discovered, the small ones will be filled into the army, and the big ones will be smashed to death.

"Don't worry, we will do everything ourselves, and no one will know." Knowing that the crime of destroying chastity in ancient times was heavier than murder, Ah Zhen, who was possessed by hatred, did not hesitate to pour out all the money in the money bag. "Take them all."

"This ......" The middle-aged shopkeeper hesitated, facing the gold and silver on the table, his heart was pounding.

After the rubbling......

Teeth gritted and feet stamped. "Someone does the killing business, and the small one takes it."

"Okay, let's get started."

"Okay." Sweeping the gold and silver into his money bag, the middle-aged shopkeeper quickly sorted out the desk, and hurriedly put a large pile of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone on the table: "Aunt Su, let's start work separately, you write the content, and the villain draws the picture of Miss Yin and Ren Xun, and then stereotypes it when it is half deep, and prints it in batches." ”

"Okay." After nodding, the two stopped talking, gathered around the desk, and immediately divided the work and put down the pen, and began to get busy.

The night is deeper, the water is cold and green, and the wind gently blows up the long hanging lanterns of each shop, and all the people and dogs are resting.

So Uncle Simon couldn't help but say, hugged Miss Yin on the kang, undressed and undressed, and shared a pillow and joy. But he said that since Miss Yin succumbed to Zhang Dahu, this old man is a thing as soft as snot and as good as sauce, how can it be profitable! I met Uncle Ximen this time, Uncle Ximen is used to being used to it for a long time and has high skills, how can Miss Yin not like it? ”

After describing the twenty-three bed brother postures, the middle-aged shopkeeper curiously picked up the content that he had written and put aside, and it was only a few lines after holding it, and it was like eating Viagra King, the seven-hole jet, the oxime was burning like fire, and the blood on his body was boiling with joy. Nosebleeds slowly spill out of the nostrils. Wuyao wiped, couldn't wait to continue watching, and whispered: "...... The wine was ordered, the foam was sweet, and the white face was full of powder. Two water sideburns, wet and sweaty, Wushan ** is a race fairy, bullying Chang'e! ”

"Again: Miss Yin panicked to avoid the rain, and the great monk collapsed the temple and broke the vows." The middle-aged shopkeeper has red ears and red ears, a dry mouth, hair and hair, and nostrils with blood. The oxime was like an iron rod and stiffened, and the obscene eyes that couldn't wait to read it hurriedly: "...... Moving, red and white flesh color, lovely, but the skirt, the skirt is covered with jade gauze shadow, and the sleeve is covered with a gold belt. Joy diligently, the temples are crooked. It is just that Chang'e came to the next world in the month, and it is difficult to buy it even if it is in vain, and Yin Yan is obscene. ”

"Don't read it, it's okay." After writing the last time, Ah Zhen himself is also hot sweat, blood boiling, and seven-hole smoke.

"Aunt Su is talented, genius." I have never seen such a wonderful obscene book, and when I ate my brother's middle-aged shopkeeper's face was flushed, thinking back to Miss Yin's cold and beautiful face, her flushed old face was embarrassed, and her pants were soaked.

"Hmm." Of course, it is wonderful, this "Yin's Biography" is a combination of ...... such as the golden bottle plum, the lamp grass monk, and the jade futon. The book of Spring Palace that I searched from Hu Che'er last time was written in a mess, but he was like a baby. Tut! He is completely sure that as long as this Yin family biography appears, it will definitely impact the prostitute market, dominate the market, and endure for a long time.

After reading the seventh episode, the middle-aged shopkeeper admired the five-body cast, and praised hoarsely: "Aunt Su is really a talent of gods and ghosts, and he is really a talent of gods and ghosts." ”

After hooking the last stroke, Ah Zhen dropped the pen name of "Golden Four Thousand Taels", twisted his neck after putting down the pen and said, "Okay, I'm done." ”

"How about Gu Suye, take a look at these pictures?" When the middle-aged shopkeeper saw that he had put down his pen, he immediately presented twenty-four xun pictures in different postures.

"Yes, both like and not like, especially the cold arrogance that makes people immediately guess who the adulteress in the painting is." Flipping through the men and women overlapping one by one, Ah Zhen urged: "Okay, arrange the engraving immediately, and be sure to print dozens of copies when it is bright." ”

Taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, the middle-aged shopkeeper said with great professional ethics: "From engraving to printing, it will take about two hours, why don't you go and eat something first?" ”

"Well, I'm a little hungry too. I'll come back in two hours. After the words fell, he glanced at the table full of wolves, put up a smile on the side of the dark, led Su Da to open the door of the study, and walked happily to the dark street at midnight humming a little song.

The midnight street is extremely desolate, the crescent moon on the first day of the new year is like a hook, the yellow moon is hazy and sprinkled on the earth, and the wild dogs in the distance are barking as if there is nothing.

Shout......

The four black shadows who had been waiting for a long time saw that Aunt Su had gone out of fasting, and they rushed forward to catch up with each other.

"Who?" Su Da's ears jumped, feeling someone approaching, he suddenly shouted, turned around and stretched out his arms to protect Ah Zhen behind him, like the eyes of a great enemy, shooting towards the dark night sky.

"Huh?" Suddenly, seeing Su Da so cold, Ah Zhen turned his eyes around in confusion, and when he didn't see half a ghost, he laughed and teased: "Ah Da, you are too spiritual......

"Ah......" Before he finished speaking, he was surprised to see four burly black shadows jumping on the shops on both sides of the street, Ah Zhen screamed that as soon as he landed, the four black-clothed men who came quickly stood on the left and right bunks in the blink of an eye.

"Who is coming, and what are you doing?" Su Da's expression was cold, and a burst of cold air approached him.

The four of them were ordered to come without saying a word, standing quietly on the roof, looking down at Aunt Su, who was specially named by the young master, with a vicious gaze.

Seeing that Su Da's inquiry was not answered, Ah Zhen stared at the visitor in confusion, and asked loudly: "Are the four of you going to rob money or sex?" ”

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

This sentence is to rob money or rob color, which suddenly stunned the four men in black, a tall and strong man with eyes like torches, staring at the Aunt Su who was still fearless when he was dying, and said coldly: "Wealth and color are not robbed, uncles are robbing lives." ”

"Killed?" Ah Zhen nodded clearly, and immediately removed the names of Pianjun and Yin Yin from the list, who would be so bent on killing him? Guozijian? The son of the Imperial Doctor? Happy to hold his little girl? The ridiculed Jiangnan genius?