Chapter 13
Chapter 13: Strange Moves
"How?" The excited Ah Zhen old face was stunned, raised his hand and pressed his head weakly: "Didn't you slap my Tianling cover with your hand, and then transmit decades of power to me?" "Isn't it all on TV?
"Teleported to you......?" Shen Hai's eyes widened, he didn't understand what this kid was talking about, he frowned and asked: "Is there such a thing that can be benefited without hard work?" ”
"Isn't it?" Ah Zhen asked weakly.
"Of course not." Shen Hai blew his beard and glared at Qingqing, and scolded: "You kid doesn't work hard, thinking about these evil things all day long, believe it or not, I really tied you to the dog house?" After scolding, he was still angry, grabbed his ear and sneered: "Why don't you put the bird's wings on your back, so that you can fly like a birdman." "What a mess.
"Painful pain...... "Big fat ears were torn off, Ah Zhen complained bitterly in his heart, Lao Jin killed people.
"Hmph......" angrily shook off the big fat ear in his hand, Shen Hai glared at him unhappily and snorted: "I'll teach you a trick to get started, learn." When the words fell, Shen Hai pressed him in front of him, took three steps back and shouted, "See clearly." ”
"Oh...... Oh! ”
"Hidden ......"
"Scared ......" just finished answering, and suddenly saw the old man Shen in front of him put his right hand in his pocket and waved it, and then raised it in front of him.
"Huh?" Tilting his head and not feeling anything unusual, he turned his head to look forward in confusion, and saw that Master Shen was smiling deeply, Ah Zhenhu teased suspiciously: "Old Man Shen, I told you to take medicine, but you didn't take it." See! Nervous attack must have occurred. ”
"What a neuropathy, this is a false trick." Shen Hai glared at him hatefully: "See clearly." ”
"Oooh!" With his eyes wide open, Ah Zhen stared forward fiercely.
"When the trick comes out, you take a right step, remember, take a right step to the left side of the opponent, and then make a gesture with the palm of your hand to cut the opponent's throat knot." Shen Hai, who had demonstrated himself, stepped forward to his left side with a right step, and rested his knife palm in front of his throat.
"Is cutting the Adam's apple also a false trick?" Stunned to look at the palm of the knife under his chin, Ah Zhen questioned.
"That's right." Knowing that he was smart, Shen Hai nodded with satisfaction, patted the right leg straddling his left side and said, "Because the right leg is on the left side, it will be smooth and dexterous when you turn around." When the words fell, Shen Hai demonstrated for him, took a right step and made a force, and the whole person flashed behind him in the blink of an eye. Get around the opponent's back as quickly as possible, and you'll be ready to sneak attack. ”
"Awesome." In an instant, he couldn't see the old man in front of him, and Ah Zhen understood. If you can't comprehend it if it's so simple, it's not a human brain but a pig brain.
"Old man Shen, where do you have to hit behind to make people collapse instantly?" Ah Zhen, who comprehended, hurriedly asked.
"The acupoints of people's lives are in front, behind ......" He raised his head and thought about it, and immediately spoke: "Only breaking the gong, although the broken gong cannot reach the point where the person is dead, but the other party must be paralyzed and powerless, and you will be slaughtered at that time." ”
.“ It's amazing, it's going to be broken. "Although I don't know where the acupuncture point is, but Ah Zhen Dajue is powerful, this kind of can paralyze people instantly, and it is great to let him slaughter the acupoint.
"Old man Shen, is this broken gong the acupoint behind it?"
Shen Hai was stunned for a moment, looked at him with excitement on his face, his eyes were sinister, and he pressed him in front with a smile and said, "I'll show you in person." ”
"Okay, good ......" Anxious to know how powerful this broken skill is, Ah Zhen didn't pay attention to the sinister in his eyes, nodded vigorously, and asked carefully: "You won't die, right?" ”
"No, it's just a period of weakness." Shen Haici's eyebrows were extremely kind, and he added in his heart, and it hurt to kill people.
"Hidden ......"
knew that the secret weapon was fake, but the natural reaction still made him skim his head.
With a loud shout, he waved his old palm forward, and Shen Hai laughed sideways in his heart, he was often angry with this bastard, and he was going to let him return it all today.
The right leg quickly straddled to his left side, and as soon as the horizontal slashing palm reached his Adam's apple, he immediately turned around his back, leaving only two pointed index fingers with both hands, and his legs squatted quickly, and then ......
"Ah......" In an instant, he caught a glimpse of Old Man Shen's figure around him, and before he could come back to his senses, a sharp pain suddenly exploded in the cavity door.
"Ahhh......h
"Hahaha......" The anger that had been pent up for a long time poured out, Shen Hai was very cool, squatted down and pressed the bastard who was covering his ass and said, "How is it?" It tastes good, isn't it? ”
The scalp was rubbed and wrinkled, the body was convulsed, the teeth were chattering, Ah Zhen couldn't speak in pain, and he covered the cavity with his hands behind his mouth and let the cold sweat overflow, feeling like a pestle and a pestle spasm in childbirth.
"Dead ...... Dead ...... Die. "A long time has passed, the sharp pain on the cavity door has eased slightly, Ah Zhen's teeth trembled, his muscles and muscles twitched, and the old man who covered the cavity door was about to die, shaking and pointing at Shen Hai angrily, and it was difficult to scold the last two words." Geezer. ”
"Hey, hey......" Shen Hai was in a very happy mood, and generously forgave him for being unreasonable, Lao Zhang pulled him up who was lying on the ground, and said, "Get up and walk around, it will be fine soon." ”
"Light...... ......Feeling the sharp pain that non-humans could bear from the cavity again, Ah Zhen's black face turned white again, and he was half-hung on his arm gasping for breath.
Seeing this kid climbing on his arm like a koala, Shen Hai immediately became unhappy again, and his old eyebrows were upside down and he scolded: "You kid is so weak, give me a few steps immediately." When the words fell, he waved his arms like flies, allowing him to stand on his own.
"Oh! Epsom! Pushed by the dead old man, Ah Zhen covered his hands behind his back, like a duck, and his legs were twisted into his big buttocks, and he took a step forward with great difficulty.
"Sanlaqibei ......"
"Silk Bru ......"
"Bagaya Road ......"
"Belly collapse and scare ......"
Twisting the upturned ass around like a duck, Ah Zhen, who was rattling and pacing, was extremely angry, and cursed in English, Korean, Japanese, and French again and again, he couldn't believe that this dead old man actually stabbed his cavity, and he couldn't believe that the cavity was so unbearable, although he had never given birth to a child, and he couldn't have a child, but he was almost sure that this heart-wrenching pain was definitely a hundred times more painful than giving birth.
Although Shen Hai couldn't understand what he was cursing, his angry expression made people sure that the words that came out of his mouth were definitely not good words.
"Shut up, boy." Seeing the duck in front of him scolding while walking, Shen Hai pulled down his old face and scolded: "You kid is full of swearing, don't you shut up for me." ”
"Dead old man." After walking a few steps, the pain was reduced a little, and Ah Zhen glared at him frantically. "Do you know how much it hurts?"
"I can't stand this pain, what kind of man." Shen Hai glared back.
"It's better to say than to sing, why don't you let me try it."
"You kid......" A mouthful of blood choked on Shen Hai's throat, and he asked if he should step forward and slap him to death.
"But ......" was not afraid of the hideous old face of the old man in front of him, and after a large amount of pain was relieved, Ah Zhen praised: "But this move will kill with one blow, and it is really tight." Xi Zizi closed his palms, leaving only two pointed index fingers, and stabbed upward: "The first two moves are all false moves, and the last move, 'I top', is that the gods are coming, and I have to lie down for Lao Tzu." ”
"One hit? Am I top? Shen Hai raised his one-sided old eyebrows, closed his eyes and nodded and sighed: "You kid can be a bastard, this trick is simply for you." No one is going to be fooled twice in a row, and only use it in critical moments, you know? He regretted it, why did he create such a shameless and dirty trick? The name of a lifetime is ruined!
"Of course, the trick to save your life is of course a matter of life and death." Ah Zhenzhen nodded as expected, and then asked weakly: "But now you have to find a big living person to try it first." ”
He knew that this kid would not be at ease, Shen Hai's facial expression was cramped, and he said angrily: "Su Da is waiting for you outside the mansion and looking for him to try." ”
"Let's go." All the pain was relieved, Ah Zhen straightened up, and strode forward with joy. Hey, hey, hey, Ah, you should die.
was ordered to follow Brother Zhen, Master Su was already at the gate of the mansion, and after waiting for a while, he finally saw his uncle Shanshan coming.
"Mr. Shen." Seeing Shen Hai who crossed the threshold with Brother Zhen, Su Da greeted politely.
"You have to protect your uncle well, do you know?" In front of people, Shen Hai immediately resumed his identity as a serious Shen manager.
"Yes." After answering, Su Da turned his eyes to Ah Zhen and asked, "Brother Zhen, it's dusk, where are you going?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey......" Ah Zhen didn't answer, hehe, stared at Su Da and smiled, and suddenly ......
The quick arm of the "Hidden Weapon ......" pretended to take something out of his bosom and swung it forward.
"Huh?" The first reaction of the human spirit, Su Da was stunned and turned his head to dodge.
The right leg straddles the left side of the test specimen in front of him, and the horizontal palm that he just used does not reach the throat knot of the test subject, and his feet rotate, and he instantly wraps around his back, and the tower finger has already formed when he squats. Everything is so perfect, like a dreamlike one-move kill, it will appear immediately.
Surprise......
As soon as he recovered from his stunnedness, he couldn't see the figure of the real brother out of the corner of his eyes, and as soon as he was shocked, Su Da heard a loud shout of "I top", and then a row of stunned sweat slid down his forehead, and he didn't know what to do with his blank eyes?
"Really...... Brother Zhen, you ...... What do you do? "The buttocks were suddenly rubbed, and Su's scalp was numb for a while, is my brother really perverted?
"Damn!" Such a perfect trick was announced to be dead because he did not accurately rub into the hole. Ah Zhen cursed, then stood up and scolded Su Dapo: "I was testing your sensitivity, but I didn't expect you to let people go around your back so easily." ”
"This, this, this, this ......" Su Da Lao's face was embarrassed, even if this was the case, why rub his ass, it was not a pervert.
"Forget it, be smart in the future, you know?" tried to save himself and made people mistakenly think that he was perverted, and Ah Zhen was merciful and compassionate, so he let him go.
Knowing that he would be like this, Shen Hai closed his eyes and said, "I will ask someone to build a puppet, and then you can get the hang of it after a few more practices." ”
"Okay, that's it." Ah Zhen admitted that stabbing the anus is also a kind of technical work, and waved his hand at Shen Hai and said, "Old man Shen, I'll go first, and I'll drink with you at night." ”
"Come back early." Seeing the two of them turn around and leave, Shen Hai instantly felt as if he was old again, shook his hair impatiently, and returned to the mansion with a deep sigh. It's hard work to talk to this bastard, and his old bones are about to fall apart.