After the director of the repair and management center finished speaking, everyone rolled their eyes, do you believe what you say? There are not many snakes, can it be called Snake Mountain? Why are you kidding me?

On this day, the director seemed to have pharyngitis, so he cleared his throat with two coughs before continuing, "So today I will introduce to you about the appearance of about 100 species of snakes on the snake mountain next to us. ”

As soon as the director of the repair management center finished speaking, everyone almost squirted a mouthful of old blood directly onto the big screen.

You all know that the mountain behind is Snake Mountain, and there are a hundred kinds, you don't apply for a change of building site, are you sick?

And do you have a problem with your brain? More than 100 kinds? This is going to open a gourmet snake shop, right, you have nothing to do, you want to know what the more than 100 species of snakes look like here, what are they doing?

At this time, someone finally couldn't stand the boring way of speaking of the director of the repair center, and the deputy captain of the women's team unceremoniously stood up while raising his hand, and shouted at the director of the repair center: "Lord Director, I'm very embarrassed to interrupt!" You just show me more than 100 kinds of snakes now, and I can't remember them! ”

"Oh, there are more than 100 kinds of snakes, I'm just going to show you about them, but I don't want you to remember every single one. But here are some of the most important ones that I am going to present to you, and which you must remember. Because these snakes are highly venomous, after being bitten by these snakes, you must remember to call 120 immediately, and then immediately send them to the hospital for serum. If it's late, it's dead. ”

Hearing what the director said, the deputy captain of the women's team finally nodded and said with satisfaction: "I see, that's okay." Oh, and by the way, do we have a lot of poisonous snakes here? ”

"Actually, there are not many of them, only about 80 kinds of ......"

After the director of the repair and management office finished speaking, the huge auditorium was silent.

To be reasonable, now everyone thinks that the director of the repair and management institute is definitely a joker, and this speech is similar to talking about cross talk.

There are more than 80 species of poisonous snakes, is that any difference between memorizing more than 100 species of snakes? I can't remember more than 100 of them, and I can't remember more than 80 kinds of snakes.

However, the director of the repair and management center did not seem to have any intention of caring about everyone's thoughts, and continued to say to the picture, "Okay, let me introduce you to the first type, which is the name of this snake ......"

……

The class lasted for a full hour, and the director of the repair and management center used his very professional knowledge of snakes to introduce all kinds of snakes, especially these more than 80 kinds of poisonous snakes. Everyone is creepy to hear.

Originally, everyone didn't have a shadow on snakes, but after class, the shadow boss was bigger.

And there's the problem here, even if you've finished the class and seen all the pictures of snakes. But ask anyone in the auditorium now, and be sure that no one can answer what these snakes are.

Everyone is not Wang Aiguo, they will remember so many things if they have nothing to do, and even if Wang Aiguo is afraid, he may not necessarily remember these things, after all, we are not Bei Ye, so what about running to the mountains to eat?

And it is very likely that Wang Aiguo only glanced at the picture of the snake and went to sleep directly.

But then again, if Wang Aiguo was here, he really wouldn't care about these snakes. If nothing else, if he sweats so easily and smells so strong, I guess the snake won't bite him.

Everyone in this class was in a fog, and it seemed that everyone was not listening, so the director of the repair and management center continued: "Okay, in fact, I know that everyone can't remember, so I will teach you the easiest way to identify it, if the snake's head is triangular, it is poisonous, and if you are bitten by this snake, you must be sent to the hospital immediately." And if the head is round, then you can bite it with confidence, and there is no problem in biting it. Basically, it won't be poisoned, and this snake can be soaked in wine after being caught, and I heard that it is quite replenished. ”

After the director of the repair center finished speaking, everyone fell silent again, and you said yes in vain in the previous hour, right, you can simply say that a snake with a triangular head is poisonous, isn't it? What the hell is this all this nonsense. And the last sentence, what is a round snake, everyone can rest assured to bite the snake? What are you doing when you have nothing to do? It's all said, we're not Bei Ye.

After introducing these poisonous snakes, everyone thought that the meeting would be over, but at this time, suddenly the director of the repair and management institute pointed out a picture and put it on the big screen.

This is also a snake, but the pattern of this snake is particularly strange, and it looks very fierce.

As soon as everyone saw this snake, they immediately fell into confusion again, isn't this all the introduction, why did they have nothing to do and release the picture of the snake again?

At this time, the director of the repair management office continued to speak: "Okay, now I will introduce you to the most important snake in today's meeting, and it is also the only snake we have here that has a record file and has really bitten people to death. It's this snake, and its name is called the Fragrant Snake on the Whole Ship. ”

Hearing this snake, everyone was stunned. There are fragrant snakes on the whole ship, your snake name is obviously taken by yourself, and how did you choose it so creatively? When did a snake get such a weird name?

Just when everyone was confused, the director of the repair management office smiled and said to everyone: "The poison of this snake only takes half an hour from being bitten to dying of poison, so as long as you are bitten by this snake, the whole ship can go to your house to incense you." Hence the name of the whole ship on the fragrant snake. ”

Everyone: "......"

MMP, are you here today to listen to a lecture, or to listen to a horror story, can you not say it so scary......

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After the conference was opened, everyone was dizzy, this will not be opened, everyone was in a good mood, the meeting was good, you met earthworms on the road, everyone could jump up in fear for a long time.

After the meeting, everyone did not go back to the ship, but went directly back to the building, and then the boats had a small meeting.

Soon the captain gathered everyone to continue the anti-snake meeting, etc., this is a bit wrong, talking about good anti-poisonous insects and poisonous snakes, how can you just talk about snakes, so what about insects?

Well, don't worry about these details just yet. Soon everyone gathered in the TV room.

In the TV room, the captain looked at everyone, and said with a melancholy face: "Okay, you also heard the morning meeting, the picture is very scary, very terrifying, I believe everyone already knows the power of these poisonous snakes, now does anyone say how to prevent poisonous snakes?" ”

As soon as the captain finished speaking, an old soldier stood up and shouted, "We can buy a lot of snake wine and put it at the door, and when the snake climbs up, they will surely think that they have arrived at the morgue and will be frightened away when they see so many of their kind soaked in alcohol." ”