As soon as the old squad leader said, everyone was quiet, the captain touched his chin, and after thinking about it for a long time, he said slowly: "But what if the wine is soaked in their family?" Will the snake go crazy and rush over to avenge their brother? ”

"It seems to be the same, so let's talk about something practical, first of all, the easiest way to prevent snakes is that you don't sleep naked in the first place. After all, men, in some places are a little close to snakes. The old squad leader spoke again.

At this time, the warrior monk suddenly felt a chill under his crotch, yes, he is the one who likes to sleep naked.

Then everyone began to work together to think of a lot of ideas, but I have to say that these methods sound very nonsense.

For example, the kind of rat cage to catch snakes, don't you talk nonsense? You can't catch a mouse, can you catch a snake? Is it good for snakes to eat mice? IQ is higher than that of a mouse, right?

After everyone thought for a long time, the warrior monk suddenly raised his hand at this time.

Seeing the warrior monk raise his hand, the captain was stunned, he had the impression that the warrior monk was a super wooden person, and this person generally didn't talk much. To be reasonable, it was the first time he saw the warrior monk raise his hand and want to speak.

"Warrior monk, do you have any opinions?" The captain asked, confused.

"I thought about it carefully, in fact, the easiest way to prevent snakes has been said in the movie, you should have all seen the legend of the white snake, didn't it say it? Realgar wine can repel snakes, so we just need to get a little realgar and sprinkle it in the corridor. ”

As soon as the warrior monk finished speaking, the scene fell silent for a while.

After a long time, the captain suddenly said, "You have such a good idea, why didn't you talk about it earlier?" You're done talking early, are we going to have that meeting today? ”

Warrior Monk: "......"

This topic is very nonsense, haven't you seen such a classic movie as The Legend of the White Snake? Do you blame me if you can't remember it yourself?

……

In this way, in the afternoon, the captain took the side team of the Economic Management Committee and went to the town outside the dormitory to buy some realgar and came back.

However, because everyone was scared in the morning meeting, this realgar was sprinkled more.

Originally, it didn't matter just to sprinkle realgar, but recently the base has issued some requirements for insect prevention, snake prevention and anti-people, which is to prevent those conscripts and young non-commissioned officers from sneaking out to surf the Internet at night when they are sleeping.

So in desperation, the repair management center decided to wait for everyone to sleep, and the director of the repair management center took the brothers of the guard company to 'go door to door' to check people's heads.

Originally, there was nothing wrong with checking people, and it didn't matter much. It was OK to check from the 1st floor to the 6th floor, and nothing happened, but when I got to the 7th floor where the Donghe ship lived, something happened.

This situation is that because the floor of the building is marble, and the weather has been dry recently, the ground is also relatively dry, and there is a lot of realgar powder on the dry ground, so the director of the repair management office stepped on the realgar as soon as he went upstairs, and then slipped and fell.

Then the eldest brother took the three brothers of the guard company and rolled down the stairs directly.

On the second day, when everyone learned that the head of the repair and management center had fallen down the stairs, the whole building was sprinkled with realgar powder.

I have to say that this realgar powder is really useful, don't talk about the poisonous snake if it can't come up, and even the repair office can't come up, it's really anti-insect, anti-snake and anti-people.

……

As soon as Wang Aiguo left, everyone worked overtime for 7 days in a row, and after 7 days, everyone finally couldn't stand it anymore and reflected it to the captain. So the captain also found out in conscience and agreed to give everyone a day off.

On the day of the break, when the warrior monk was about to return to the dormitory to rest after eating in the morning, he saw 20 yuan walking in from outside with his waist covered and carrying a lunch box in his hand.

Here I have to talk about it, the meals in the family building can choose to cook by yourself, there are induction cookers, and there is also a kitchen. But if you are too lazy to burn, you can go to the canteen to brush two meals, and this canteen can support take-out as long as you give money.

However, when he saw 20 pieces and walked in like a little old man, the warrior monk and the big face were filled with sympathy for a while.

Thinking of this, the warrior monk walked to the side of 20 yuan, held 20 yuan, and then said to him: "20 yuan, they are all so old, take it easy, your broken waist, half a month is not good, don't you think there is a problem?" If you are sick, go to see it as soon as possible, and if your kidney is not good, make up for it, don't always be like this. ”

"Can you stop talking nonsense, I have a lumbar muscle strain, and it has something to do with bad kidneys, and it has a half-dime relationship?" 20 pieces shouted frantically.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, people with a bad waist can walk upright in half a month. What about you? At first it was 170 degrees, but now it's almost 90 degrees, and you will be touching your instep in two days. Da Mian stuffed a bun into his mouth at this time, and then complained about 20 pieces while eating the bun.

20 yuan wanted to refute at that time, he wanted to puff up his chest without saying a word, and proudly told everyone that there was no problem with his kidneys, but it turned out that he had not straightened his waist, so he bent down again in pain.

The warrior monk is not wrong in saying this, it is 180 degrees when a normal person walks out. And what about 20 pieces? At first, his waist was only bent a little, that is, from 180 degrees to 170 degrees, but after the gradual deepening of the past few days, his injury has reached 90 degrees, and his body may have to be folded in half if he continues like this.

Thinking of this, everyone is very sympathetic to 20 yuan, man, it's really bitter.

Looking at the sympathetic eyes of everyone, 20 yuan felt even more uncomfortable, so he forcibly broke his angle to 130 degrees, and then pointed at the warrior monk and the big face and said: "Can you stop talking nonsense, I don't have anything, I don't have anything!" ”

"Well, if you have to say anything, I don't have anything to say. But let me give you some information, I heard two days ago that after the tide recedes on the dock here, there are a lot of jumping fish in the silt, and I heard that the jumping fish is very good for the kidneys, do you want to ......?"

Before the warrior monk finished speaking, 20 yuan scolded and said, "I've said everything, let's not mention this matter, okay?" I'm not sick, I don't have a problem. ”

"Gotta get it, don't get excited first, let's do it, I'll give you food first, and we'll send you home after the meal, don't talk nonsense yet." Seeing that 20 yuan was dead to save face, the warrior monk felt more sympathetic, so without saying a word, he picked up the lunch box of 20 yuan and walked to the aunt who was cooking.

After making breakfast and saying hello to the captain, the warrior monk and the big face held 20 yuan and sent him home together.