Chapter 860: A Corner of the Slum
Gao Fangping and Ju Jing began to wander in Beijing again, and did not return to the territory of the Tangut people.
It's useless to go now, Xiao's Lilan is likely to send someone to the territory of Western Xia to investigate Gao Fangping's whereabouts, which is very likely to happen. Gao Fangping prefers to study probability.
So Gao Fangping's prescription for himself was: enjoy life and stay away from their opium.
However, after thinking of the long-legged hairy girl, Gao Fangping was a little warm-hearted. She is not opium but a cigarette, at most after accidentally making her belly bigger, eighteen years later, a son went to Bianjing to recognize his father, it was very dramatic, but in addition to making his eldest wife Liang Xiwen a little embarrassed, there were not many sequelae.
Just sitting in the tavern, Ju Jing was nibbling on chicken nuggets, and Gao Fangping was writing a letter to Yelu Nanxian.
The content of the letter is simple: beware of Lan's temptation. If I count the dead grass correctly, she will send "Su Xuanqing" to visit you, and find out my traces by the way.
Just wrote like this, she would definitely be able to understand it, so she asked the stunned young boy to give him two copper coins and let him send the letter.
After finishing the matter, Gao Fangping ate chicken nuggets with Jujing.
I don't know why, the chickens of Liao are cut into pieces and then brought up.
After eating, Ju Jing said with a strange expression: "There are three pieces of chicken missing, and the whole chicken leg is missing." ”
Even if she eats chicken, she can count each part clearly? Fortunately, this is also the quality that a bodyguard should have.
"I guess it was stolen by the cook, no wonder they want to cut it into pieces and sell it, damn dare to knock on my stuffy stick."
So Gao Fangping, who kicked the dog, slipped away to the kitchen in the back hall with Ju Jing very low-key, and ambushed and peeked.
Seeing a mother-in-law with a big waist and a round waist, she was viciously brandishing a big knife to cut chickens, Ju Jing commented that she had good knife skills, like a veteran of opening a black shop.
The so-called catching thieves and getting dirty, Gao Fangping continued to ambush quietly, intending to knock her with a dull stick after he caught it. Dare to black Lao Tzu with a chicken leg, hum, this time I want you to lose at least fifty chickens.
Chop chop!
The mother-in-law, who is skilled in knives, quickly chopped a few plates of chicken and put them away.
At this point, Gao Fangping and Ju Jingleng were gone, because this fat woman had cut off each whole chicken and put it on a plate.
Immediately after the mother-in-law took off her apron and went to the soup pot to fish for the cooked chicken. I saw a very small hand reach out from the window at the kitchen table, and I didn't take any more, but took away three pieces of chicken.
Then the mother-in-law came over with the chicken and slashed with a sword, and scolded rudely: "If you don't come to the stage to serve the food, you will snub the guest and make you look good." ”
At this point, it is inconvenient for Gao Fangping to knock her stuffy stick.
However, the big demon king, who has always been slamming the door, was stolen three chickens, and it is not so easy to calculate. took Ju Jing out of the backyard in a low-key manner, out of the tavern, and turned around to the back alley to avoid observation.
Finally, the chicken thief was discovered, she was a little girl who looked like a beggar, and she looked like a grizzled face. He was still very young, less than ten years old.
There were no chicken bones on the ground near her, so she was wrapping a total of nine pieces of chicken, and then she was reluctant to eat them, so she carefully put them in her arms and left.
Looking at the direction in which the little girl left, Gao Fangping, who had nothing to do at the moment, felt a little dazed, do you want to follow? What can you do with it? Did the police arrest her or pretend to force her to give her some money?
In a way, not arresting her at this time is harming her.
While thinking about it, Ju Jing secretly reported that there were other eyeliners staring at this "crime site", and he suspected that it was the long-legged female officer. She seems to be nosy.
Hearing that Mao Mei was watching, Gao Fangping began to pretend to be forced, and said to Ju Jing: "Let's go, let's go see the thief." ”
Breguet, who was secretly ambushed, was a little anxious, although she liked this mysterious beautiful man a little, but knowing that he was obscene and black-hearted, and had no sympathy, he would repay the girl with a hard punch. Let him catch the little female thief this time, and he won't be killed by him?
Breguet knew the little girl, she was very pitiful, her brother had disappeared. To disappear in this era of panic is to die. So only that girl was taking care of her old lady.
This is the reason why Breguet found out earlier and let the little beggar go. However, in the end, Breguet is a soldier and a thief, if he was really poked out by that big villain, or is he justified?
So with a tragic mood, Mao Mei also followed from the place where the crime occurred.
"The big man should do the big man's thing, just let the little man fend for himself, what are you doing with these trivial things all day long?" Breguet walked briskly and complained psychologically.
She still didn't know who Gao Fangping was, only that he beat the two princesses of the Yelu family and the Xiao family with all his might, and then it turned out that the two brains came to save him.
In the end, he was mysteriously taken by the queen to a secret meeting in the palace, and at some point he slipped out to continue to be a vagabond, and through this, Breguet felt that he was a god.
The male soldier ruffian likes to pinch the chin of the flower girl and tease, while the female soldier Breguet wants to tie the flower boy back and pinch the chin and tease......
In a dark corner of the slums of Shangjing, Gao Fangping watched as Miba slipped into the dilapidated shed that leaked rain.
Miba is the girl who stole the chicken, Gao Fangping heard that everyone here called her Xiaoba.
"Arthur's thief is a fool who doesn't do his job all day long, leaving me, a crippled old lady and little sister, and he disappears happily, but he suffers Miba." An old woman sighed in the shed.
"Mother, I'm back." When Mi Ba ran in, she carefully took out the chicken nuggets from her arms and handed them to her mother, saying, "Eat quickly, I'm full outside." ”
She said this, but she was swallowing, so of course her mother knew that she was bragging.
Thinking about it, her mother was a little sad, some people she could be born with a golden key in her mouth and be cool all day long. For example, the old woman remembers all her life that the reason why she was disabled was that she was hit by the horse of a big man, and she could not pay the price. And Miba is such a down-to-earth and smart girl, she can only wander in the street market after her brother disappears, and put the "felony" of stealing chickens.
While shedding tears, her mother ate a piece of the chicken, and gave the rest to Xiaomiba and said, "Mother is full, you can eat these quickly." ”
"Holo." Xiaoba didn't take a detour, she devoured a fine meal, and she forgot to say that she had eaten it.
Looking at the girl's eating appearance, her mother sighed and said: "Miba, don't learn from your brother, it's okay if my mother doesn't eat it, but stealing chickens is a felony, and you will be beaten to death, and you will be very responsible if you are caught by the government." ”
Xiaomiba said: "No, mother, you are outdated." Now stealing chickens is no longer a felony, and many people in Shangjing eat chicken. Because the chicken is now cheaper, those small local tyrants also ordered a plate of chicken in the tavern, and no one would count and eat it carefully if they took two pieces. ”
Her mother said curiously: "Isn't it really a felony?" ”
"Not since last year." Xiaomiba said very well in the face of the market.
So her mother couldn't figure it out. In the impression that the chicken is called the golden rooster, in the past, eggs were a luxury, as for the chicken, it is basically the young master of the rich family's body, and the wife of the confinement can only enjoy it. Therefore, the so-called stealing chickens and touching dogs, touching dogs is not a felony, but stealing chickens is the same felony as killing cattle in the Song Kingdom.
"But why are chickens suddenly not expensive now?" Her mother said curiously.
Mi Ba said: "I heard that because of the Song Kingdom, there was a pork flat. He invented a magical method of hatching chicks, and had a magical secret method to accelerate the growth of chickens, so the chickens in the Song Kingdom increased by a thousand times. We, the people of Liao, will benefit. I heard that the chicken merchants in the north of the Song Kingdom concentrated on slaughtering the chickens every time they reached the beginning of winter, and then with the help of the low temperature and ice in the north, it was easy to transport the chicken meat to the Liao Kingdom in batches in a fresh state. As soon as there are more things, the price will slowly come down. Although it is still much more expensive than the chickens of the Song Kingdom, it is much cheaper than the chickens of the Liao Kingdom before, so the smaller local tyrants can often go to the tavern to eat chicken. So now stealing chickens in Liao is not a felony. ”
After hearing the words of the little girl in the shed outside, Ju Jing was a little excited, tilted his head and thought about it, leaned closer and whispered: "Xianggong, is this the so-called 'conscience of politicians' they say?" ”
Gao Fangping shook his head slightly and said: "No, it's just that Yuncheng Wang Qinfei and Zeng Shicheng are using my technology to make a lot of money, and compared to before, the money they make is relatively not black-hearted." However, my road is still far away, and these millet bars are still not liberated. The production capacity of my Da Song is still not obscene enough. ”
At this time, when she was making bold words to Ju Jing to liberate the miserable people in the world, Xiao Miba came out of the shed again, and she was going to run for dinner again.
To be honest, the most fulfilling thing in Gao Fangping's life is not touching the buttocks of Queen Xixia, but his own actions can make people like Miba eat golden rooster one day.
Although he thought so, when he saw the thief come out, Gao Fangping jumped out and dragged him away by his ears, and scolded after a slap on the skull: "Dead girl, you stole three chickens from me, causing my brother to be a little hungry." ”
Xiaoba is not the kind of thief who runs away when something happens, she has an old lady in the shed, since everyone has come to the door. Only then did Xiaomiba realize what her mother said "awesome", and she cried in fright.
Mi Ba snorted and said: "I admit it when I was caught, don't punish me here, let my mother hear." ”
So he was dragged to a secluded place by Gao Fangping's ears, Xiao Miba knelt down and kowtowed, crying: "You fight, I can't imagine stealing your things, and I will admit to being beaten to death by a demon king like you." I know that you have no conscience compared to ordinary people, and I have seen you beat up young girls in the market, and you beat them so badly. My millet was blind, I accidentally stole your chicken, and I deserved to be killed. ”
"Don't think that if you say two nice words, I'll let you go." Gao Fangping found another stick and started to abuse the girl.
Seeing that he was so obscene and unloving, Breguet, who was secretly ambushing, couldn't stand it anymore, so he came out and stomped his feet and said, "How can you act like this, without any sympathy?" ”
Seeing that the long-legged beauty was forced out, Gao Fangping said blindly: "I'm doing this for her good, stealing things at such a young age, let's not talk about how good she is when she grows up, don't you know, not everyone has a good temper like me, and she will really be beaten to death if she is caught by others!" ”
Breguet almost fainted, and said, "You don't talk this kind of 'good for others' nonsense, you are trying to satisfy your filthy heart." I really can't imagine that there will be anyone other than you who will still beat her like a thief after learning the truth? What about her, why didn't you say anything when you stole other people's money? ”
Gao Fangping said: "Legally speaking, as a good thief who has lost his way, I still have the right to stop others from stealing. I'm using my identity as someone from the past to show her a clear path in life. ”
I knew that this birdman was talking nonsense, but what he said was right. Could it be that this is Song Guolai's complaint?