After saying goodbye to the queen mother, Gao Fangping ambushed in a dark place outside the imperial city with a tragic mood, watching Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina's two mentally handicapped people arranging traps.

The two young ladies were now specially ambushed on Gao Fangping's only road, one of them hid on the side of the street, and took advantage of the dark sky to let go of the rope, intending to trip Gao Fangping when Gao Fangping passed by, they tripped Gao Fangping as soon as they pulled it, and then of course they were arrested.

Say goodbye to my micro-service private visit, farewell to my queen mother. My carefree civilian life is now coming to an end.

Gao Fangping observed the strategy of their three-legged cats, and at the same time carried out psychological YY:

After the incident of colliding with the queen's golden frame and being summoned to the palace, Gao Fangping felt that his existence in Shangjing was a secret on the surface, but it was not a secret in reality.

There are definitely hidden dangers in secretly engaging in secret activities in Shangjing, and they will be leaked. Now there are not as few people as there are two people who know about Gao Fangping's existence. For example, when they made their debut and went to the Western Xia embassy to pretend to be a coercion, and rescued Breguet, Sticky Han, and the prince of Xi Wangfu, although they didn't know Gao Fangping, they would know that Gao Fangping was awesome. So in the end, Gao Fangping's news will still leak out of these people's mouths.

In fact, speaking of which, it is not a fatal event after it is revealed, but it hurts Lao Xiao's feelings a little bit, which will embarrass everyone. Gao Fangping just needs a time lag to do something shady. For example, Yin Lao Xiao is a handful, such as beating Lao Xiao's baby granddaughter.

Of course, these things can't be done by the Prime Minister of Song Guo who is officially visiting Liao.

Things have already happened, and embarrassment is embarrassing. Gao Fangping has no discipline, and will make up for Lao Xiao's hurt feelings through other things. Lao Xiao is also woody and disciplined, as long as there are other benefits, let him sell his ass and he will do it. That's the case under the sun, after reaching a certain level and entering a certain circle, Gao Fangping is destined to circle among these people.

As long as you don't make a fuss about not being able to control your ass and make the queen of other countries have a big belly, Gao Fangping will dare to write these things out after retirement, and publish a book "The Years I Was a Prime Minister", revealing some secrets and wonders to comfort the curiosity of the gossip crowd.

After YY, Gao Fangping quietly lurked behind Yelu Qingyuan. It's okay to clean up any of the two of them, but Gao Fangping chose Yelu Qingyuan, thinking that she should be especially hateful.

Of course, it's okay not to clean them up, but it is just that Gao Fangping needs this episode to get rid of Xiao's Lilan's tail sent out from the imperial city.

I saw Yelu Qingyuan at this time, his eyes were wide open, and he was nervously watching the street. She was very much looking forward to blackmailing Gao Fangping, and then arresting him back for training, which was very exciting.

Just as she came up with the thirtieth method of cleaning up Gao Fangping in her brain, she felt a pain in her ears, and it turned out that she was grabbed by Gao Fangping.

"Damn, you found out!"

Yelu Qingyuan was actually very afraid of him, so he threw the rope and ran. Anyway, she is being pulled by the ears now, and it seems that she is going to run away if her ears fall off.

Gao Fangping had a headache, and he was really afraid that he would tear her ears off, so he grabbed her neckline and dragged it back with a few slaps on the skull, making her scream.

Xiao Lina, who was lying in ambush across the street, heard the cry of her dead friend and felt that something was wrong, so she ran over to rescue her sister with a shout, looking like she was going to fight.

"You're not a good thing, dare to wait here to yin me, you have to bear it."

It would be better for her to take the initiative to throw herself into the net, Gao Fangping swept her legs and knocked Xiao Lina down, and then seized their ropes and tied the two difficult sisters together.

In normal times, if this happens when it is dark, they will cry blindly. But when they heard Gao Fangping's voice, the two young ladies stopped screaming again. In general, they trust Gao Fangping, and feel that although she will abuse girls, she will not kill people or anything.

"How are you going to abuse us this time, then let's talk about it first, if you come to me, don't scold my sister Xiao." Yelu Qingyuan said with a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

"It's like a lot of time, the main thing is that you are too annoying, Lao Tzu tied you up to prevent you from chasing me and harassing me, and I also want to rest."

After Gao Fangping tied them up, he left here, and with the help of the darkness and the shouts of the two young ladies, he fled with Ju Jing. Successfully shook off a tail of a stalker.

It's all because the two young ladies have been shouting, and the staring mallet thinks that Gao Fangping is still abusing people, but in fact, Gao Fangping has disappeared a long time ago, and the two little ladies are just scaring themselves.

"Boy, don't always be so obscene, we're not so easy to fool."

Sister Yelu screamed and wanted to chase after her, but because she was tied up with Xiao Lina, the two of them fell together, and her buttocks fell to the ground, which hurt her to death.

Xiao Lina was very comfortable and pressed on the head of Sister Yelu.

"Sister Yelu, don't keep moving around, that kid is only in charge of tying up people, and it's the old sons who are sad to move." Xiao Lina said depressedly.

Yelu Qingyuan was even more depressed, and said in a low voice: "This person who killed a thousand knives is really a heartless person, this time we didn't have any intention of harming him, mainly because we wanted to talk to him, but he tied us up." ”

Xiao Lina said with a black line on her face: "The stupidest thing is that you are the number, you know that you have a bad idea, not only do you not want to abuse him, but you also suggest that you use the way of letting him hit the street to 'invite someone to talk'." As a result, when he saw through the arrangement, he would think that Lao Tzu had bad intentions and that we were immature. Speaking of which, he saw through the trap but didn't scold the two of us, which is his conscience. ”

"Conscience, you're big." Yelu Qingyuan said: "This person's conscience was eaten by dogs, and he can't be taught." Let's save the beauty of the heroes during the day, so that he was not hacked to death. He didn't know how to thank us, and he tied us up and ran away by himself, hiding from his benefactor. ”

Xiao Lina was also depressed for a while, but the eldest sister found evidence that he was heartless.

Originally, Xiao Lina was sure to subdue him this time. Because she read those storybooks, after the plot of the hero saving the beauty happened, the female pig's feet would usually be very overwhelmed and promised by herself.

It was with this YY mind that the two little brains began to save the hero with beautiful women, but they didn't expect the result to be like this?

"Fairy tales are all lies. It's useless for heroes to save beauty. In the end, Yelu Qingyuan came to this conclusion.

Xiao Liana said: "It's not Xiao Baiwen. Top beauty embryos can't be taken casually. I think we still have to stick to the line of heroes saving the United States, and if we come a few more times, he will surrender to us? ”

"Are you serious?" Yelu Qingyuan said sharply.

"Miss, I'm serious. We'll have to be more mature to get his attention. Have you seen it, his eyes are hot when he looks at Breguet's dead girls, and Lao Tzu is not as ugly as Breguet, but he doesn't want to see us, which means that we are immature and lose in temperament. Xiao Lina said with a brain filling.

"You, you, you're going to say that. You're a little virgin who pretends to be a mature woman all day. Yelu Qingyuan scolded.

"Sister Yelu, people always have to grow up and mature." Xiao Lina said, "You still have to think about how to recover this kid." ”

Yelu hesitated for a moment and said: "Since we decided to take the route of heroes to save the United States, I have a plan, let's find a group of people to cut him down and put him in danger, and then at the critical moment, let's jump out and beat the thief away, is this okay?" ”

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Xiao Lina thinks that she will have bad ideas, isn't it easy to see through, if she is recognized, it will be broken, and she will train a beautiful man.

Speaking of which, Shangjing is also a city that never sleeps, and there are many night markets at night, full of people.

However, now no one cares about the two little gentlemen who are tied up, but everyone is allowed to put down their wine and run away when they see them.

This is the harm of the bad guys doing too much, and no one is saving them now.

So these two poor babies ate their own evil fruits this time, and they used a very difficult way, being tied face to face, and moving home with small steps.

On the fourth watch, everyone else got up to do things, and they jumped back.

After going back, the two young ladies were furious. They didn't blame Gao Fangping for the hard work of dancing in the middle of the night, but blamed it on the lazy people in Linhuang Mansion!

The reason is: Gao Fangping is a lewd and bad person, just like a wolf wants to eat a sheep, it is natural for Gao Fangping to do bad things, and it is acceptable to plant him in his hands. However, the poor people who were supposed to patrol the market all night and deal with the uneven road did not do anything, causing them to jump eight streets, and not a single patrol messenger could be seen, and all of them hid in the public house and drank.

So they think that Gao Fangping is "loyal to his job" to be a bad guy. It would be a dereliction of duty if the tolerance did not come to save people.

Then Linhuang Mansion cried blindly, and the first thing when I got home was that the two young ladies were not sleeping, and took the dog legs who just got up to the Linhuang Mansion public house to smash the field and beat the chicken feathers.

However, the old housekeeper of the Xiao Mansion asked: Who tied you up, you should have taken it out and chopped it up and fed it to the dogs.

But the two young ladies swore not to say anything, and they would never admit to being defeated. The calf said that he had encountered a mad dog that he had offended before.

As for how a mad dog tied them up, they couldn't explain the details. Therefore, if they can't explain anything clearly, they interpret it as supernatural powers. They said that it was an eagle-like dog head that the Buddha sat on, and that the lower realm came to harm the people, and that he had magical powers.

The advantage of being brainless is that you don't need to make up details like an article, it's enough to be capricious.

Annoyed by the questioning, they pulled the old butler's beard and said, "Reading to the old men, it was a mad dog passing by who tied up the old men." ”

So everyone said so, so the messenger of Linhuang Mansion had one more crime: let the stray mad dogs in Beijing run rampant and did nothing......