Chapter 18 "The Gate of the Suzhou Mansion in the Middle of the Night"
Sure enough, Su Tingting's face changed, her palms gathered her energy, and she slapped the cheap face in front of her without hesitation.
"Give me a meal."
"Smack......
Ah Zhen's words fell, and what followed was a slap in the face.
"Scare?" Slapping his body and staggering, Su Tingting's face changed, and she hurriedly supported his stumbling body, stomped her feet and said, "Why, why do you say it so slowly." "It's that she was so anxious, it turned out that she was just asking for a meal, and she misunderstood.
The mind that was slapped was blank, and Ah Zhen's eyes were wooden, and he couldn't believe that he had been slapped twice in the two days since he came to ancient times, and he was slapped twice by different fairy beauties. Then tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and countless days in the future, will you also be slapped by beautiful women? What kind of day is this?
"Miss, you've gone too far." Covering her hot cheeks, Ah Zhen glared at her little tender hand unhappily, although this little tender hand was very white and soft, but it couldn't be so lawless.
"I'm sorry, Su Shi is wrong with me, is it painful?" Su Tingting looked at the red palm mark on his white face with self-reproach, and said humbly when she wanted to make up for it: "I have a good swelling jade liquid in my room, you wait." Without waiting for Ah Zhen to answer, he turned around and hurried down the steps with self-reproach.
Touching his incendiary and fiery face, Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows lightly and looked at the pink figure who was leaving urgently, the graceful debt shadow provoked his blood to rise, he wanted to commit a crime, he really wanted to ...... I want to commit rape.
Urgently ran back to the room, Su Tingting picked up the high-grade jade liquid, hurriedly returned to the pavilion, and handed it to Ah Zhen very modestly: "Su Shi, I'm a little anxious, this is wiped on my face, and the swelling will fade tomorrow." ”
This eldest lady is not only beautiful, but also has an excellent character. No matter how small Ah Zhen is with his small nose and small eyes, he sees that the fairy's eyes are full of deep guilt, where can he blame.
"You're the eldest lady, I'm just a minion." Taking the bottle of Su Tingting's apologetic jade liquid, Ah Zhen bowed and said, "Since the eldest lady is fine, the slave will retire." ”
"This ......" Hearing his words, Su Tingting felt uncomfortable, but she didn't know how to speak.
"The minions are gone." With cunning eyes and intentions not to let her feel better, Ah Zhen bowed deeply to her again, and then walked down the pavilion steps in pieces, sighed heavily in acting, and then turned out of the Chang'e Moon Palace. Oh yes! A big meal is in hand.
Looking at the sad shadow, Su Tingting fell into her own reckless self-blame, and after watching him leave with a heavy heart, she glanced at the plate of magic on the stone table. The thousand-year-old magic has finally been solved, but why can't I be happy?
The cunning-eyed Ah Zhen didn't even inquire about the back hall, and hurried back to his own sparrow's nest, patiently waiting for the feast to fall from the sky.
"Squeak......
Just as he was about to get sleepy, a figure of the same length and width pushed open the door and called into the dark room: "Brother Su Shi......"
"Huh~" Hearing this heavy snort, the sleepy Ah Zhen reversed the order, first shivered, and then came to his senses.
"Smack!" Light the candles.
"Bang!" As soon as the fire was lit, I saw the length and width of the door frame three inches and three, and the center of gravity was unstable, and even the person with the chair fell to the ground.
Qiu Yu saw her Su Shi brother fall suddenly, and she was very distressed and hurriedly stepped into the room with thunderous strides, put the things in her hand on the small wooden table, and easily lifted Ah Zhen, who fell to the ground, with a chair. All the movements were done in one go, without any superfluous moves, as if they had been practiced thousands of times.
Ah Zhen, who fell to the ground, didn't have time to cry out in pain, and a whirlwind person stood on the ground, looking at the toilet in front of him in a daze, and his blank mind gradually returned.
"Ah......" The frightened heart almost stopped, and he took a big step backwards in extreme fear, and asked weakly forward compared to the unyielding gesture of preferring death: "You...... What are you going to do...... Why? ”
"Brother Su Shi~" Qiu Yu stomped his feet, "Well, Brother Su Shi hates it." ”
......Before the earthquake had passed, I was shocked to see three feet three twisting the lower half of his body, and Ah Zhen's stomach juice rushed up from his throat. With a bitter throat, a wow, I couldn't help but spit out that little bitter gastric juice to the table.
Seeing that he suddenly vomited, Qiu Yu was extremely concerned and bullied the lion and roared: "Brother Su Shi, how are you?" ”
"Don't ......" was shocked to see the three feet and three bullies stepping forward, Ah Zhen's wolf face changed greatly, and he fled around the table in a cold sweat.
"Su ......"
couldn't catch up with him, and as soon as Qiu Yu opened his mouth in confusion, Ah Zhen's big palm blocked forward to block the chemical element bullets sprayed from the opposite side. "Okay, the food is here, you can go back."
"Brother Su Shi......"
Hearing this twisted words, Ah Zhen's stomach pouch began to tighten again, and the cold sweat on his forehead flowed. Judging from the current frame of this fat jujube, she is infatuated with him.
Thinking of this, I suddenly shivered, and my head with a numb scalp turned rapidly. In the end, he bit his teeth and stomped his feet, and he was going to die.
"Autumn rain, you...... Listen to me. Deciding to frame Daoyou, Ah Zhen deceived the dead and said, "Don't come here, otherwise Su Gu will be very angry with me." ”
"Why?" Qiu Yu's fly toilet face was slightly stunned, and it was difficult to understand and asked, "Why is Agu angry?" ”
"Because Agu doesn't like you to stay with other men." There was a moment of silence for Su Gu in his heart, and he hurriedly said again: "Leave quickly, otherwise Ah Gu will blame me." ”
"Why?"
"For ...... Why? Ah Zhen was speechless, stunned to look at the fly toilet in front of her, and saw that she was really confused, not pretending, and was speechless for a while.
Qiu Yu, who was very dazed, moved her body lightly, wanting to get closer to Ah Zhen and asked again: "Brother Su Shi, why?" ”
"Don't!" Hurriedly following the pace of movement, Ah Zhen said very frankly: "Because Ah Gu likes you, he doesn't want you to get too close to other men." ”
"Really?" The fly toilet face was happy, and then he scolded very shyly: "Stinky Agu, people won't like it......"
"No, no, no." Seeing that she was about to say that she didn't like Ah Gu, Ah Zhen's face changed dramatically and said, "Ah Gu doesn't just like you, but loves ...... Falling in love with you, very strong love, without you he will live in vain in this life, without you he lives like a walking corpse, without you to eat hemp is tasteless. ”
"Really?" The fly toilet face was suddenly overjoyed, and then he stomped his feet vigorously, and the abusive father-in-law of the land went to half of his life: "How do you know? ”
"Of course, Agu told me, so ...... In the afternoon, he told me. ”
"Stinky Valley, Dead Valley." The fly toilet is like a bride to be married, the beauty is the moisturization, and the shame is the one that makes people want to vomit when they see it.
"Really, really." Anyway, it's all framed, and it's not a sentence or a half, in order to enhance the romance, Ah Zhen hurriedly said: "Ah Gu said that your heart has melted, holding a big oil cake and fantasizing about your beautiful and delicate." Saying the word Jiaojing, Ah Zhen's gastric juice began to contract again. After a pause, he continued to hurry: "He fantasized about your beautiful and delicate, and sighed faintly at that big cake, 'It makes people haggard for Yi'." Do you understand? He loves you, and he would rather die without you. ”
Qiu Yu saw that even the poem came out, although he didn't understand the meaning of the poem, but he felt so affectionate when he heard it, and he was immediately very happy and asked urgently: "Really, Agu really won't die without me?" ”
"That's right, he said that if you marry someone else, he will hang himself in the room on the day you get married." Pulling out his long arm, he hurriedly said: "He has such a long hanging silk on his body at any time, and he is ready to ...... at any time."
Before Ah Zhen's words fell, the autumn rain in front of him suddenly cried bitterly, and even Lei Gongdian was frightened by her style. The thumping body stumbled towards the door frame and cried, crying and shouting: "Woo, Ah Gu, my Ah Gu." ”
"Hu ......" was surprised to see that the fat millet ran out, Ah Zhen quickly ran to the door, slammed the wooden door tightly, and after the door latch was dropped, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let out a breath of thrilling cold air relaxed.
"Wow! And the wine. "When I walked to the table, I saw five very delicate and delicious dishes and the pot of wine on the plate. No guilt or guilt is gone.
"Gollum ......" didn't sit down, picked up the jade pot and immediately poured a big mouthful, praised it vigorously, and then picked up the chopsticks and ate vigorously. He said, well, the gentle lady will definitely reward him with a big meal, but a damn luxurious meal.
Just when Ah Zhen was eating and drinking spicy food, Su Gu, who didn't know that he was sleeping very comfortably, was dug up from the bed in the vast, and then a tragic tragedy happened.
The chirping of insects, the night is as cool as water, and the moon is in the sky.
The quiet and peaceful Su Mansion began to be lively with the arrival of the child, a large number of slaves and maids hurriedly ran under the ghostly lamp, and a table of eight immortals was set up at the door of the brightly lit house, and under the four legs of the table of eight immortals were two long red chairs, and the red chairs raised the four-cornered table of eight immortals. And the two internal and external directors were sweating like rain, and the servants were carrying things back and forth. In the middle of the night, at the brightly lit gate of the Su Mansion, everything weird was confusing, and I didn't know what they were doing.
Shen Hai commanded the servants to stack a large pile of Tiangong blocks on top of each other beside the red chair, and the puzzled old eyes glanced around, there were many slaves coming and going, but he didn't see the figure of the angry tooth.
"Su Yi ......" looked at the full moon in the sky, and Shen Hai called to Su Yi, who was on tiptoe and placing a candle on the table of the Eight Immortals.
Straightening the two huge heavenly candles, Su Yi hurriedly walked to Shen Hai's side, and respectfully bent over and called, "Chief Executive." ”
Old Man Shen frowned, and hurriedly asked, "What about Su Shi?" ”
"Huh?" Su Yi was stunned for a moment, glanced at the crowd of people coming in and out, shook her head blankly and replied, "I don't know." ”
"I don't know?" Shen Hai's face was very stinky, and he scolded Su Yi in front of him: "You live next door to him, you don't know?" ”
"Inside...... Inner Chief. Su Yi was scolded very wronged, and bowed again and again and said urgently: "The slave will call, the slave will call." ”
"I'm too old to come out, so don't go soon."
"Yes, yes, yes." After bowing a few more times, Su Yi grabbed a pool of tears and rushed towards the door of the mansion with her buttocks burning.
Shen Hai's face stinks like a stone in a pit, this stinky boy obviously told him that something was wrong with Zishi, and now he is almost halfway through Zishi, and he hasn't gotten up yet, so he can't be beaten.
Shen Hai was furious, and now he didn't like anyone, and pointed to the two minions who had just stacked things upright and scolded: "Su Tong, Su Da, what are you two doing?" Didn't you see the crooked Tiangong block? If your eyes are resting in the hut, give them to me quickly. ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Two weak and urgent responses, the two people standing on the ladder stretched out their arms to straighten out, and were stunned for a moment. They swallowed and looked at each other. The Tiangong block in front of it is more correct than anything else, how can it be correct?
"Brother Shi...... Brother Shi ...... "Su Yi, who was in a hurry to call, stood timidly on the door frame and called loudly.
Meimei had a luxurious meal, and poured a large pot of wine refreshingly, Ah Zhenheng was massaged by seven super beauties with open breasts and exposed breasts, and when he heard this urging voice, he couldn't stand it and turned over, covering his head with a thick quilt, and he didn't hear it.
"Brother Shi...... Hurry up, Brother Shi ......" The urging voice did not cover the ears of the rough quilt.
Ah Zhen, who was lying upside down, covered the thick quilt with his hands, his unbearable body writhed like a caterpillar, and his high cocked ass swayed uncomfortably from side to side.
"Shi ......"
"Fuck, what's the name of the third watch in the middle of the night." Unable to stand the call for his life, Ah Zhen shook off the rough quilt violently in the dark night, jumped out of bed with a seven-hole jet, opened the door with heavy steps, and immediately bombarded: "Su Yi, you have to fucking call Chun, don't call Lao Tzu's name." ”
"Shi ...... Brother Shi. Being scolded very aggrieved, Su Yi timidly looked at the pair of eyes in front of her that were hooked by eye feces, and whispered: "Inside...... The chief manager is angry, you should come to the door of the house quickly. "Woo...... why did he ask for this errand?
Erasing the eye feces that hooked his eyes, and looking up at the bright moon in the sky, Ah Zhen hugged his chest very unhappily and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"It's been half a year, if you want to worship God, come out quickly."
"Cao ......" heard that he worshiped God, Ah Zhen scolded, and returned to the dark room with great anger, picked up his robe, threw the door vigorously, and hurriedly followed the urging Su Yi towards the door of the house.
Shen Hai, who was anxious, looked at the door of the mansion after a short while, and he often didn't see the figure of the bastard boy, and he was so anxious that he almost broke the little twitter.
"Bastard, I won't ...... when I come" Before the curse was finished, the old man saw the yawning figure step out, and a super terrifying Hedong lion roar suddenly sounded under the quiet moonlight. Bastard, come over to me right away. ”
"Bang ......"
Ah Zhen was just about to step out of the threshold with his front feet, but he was startled by this roar, and his feet trembled and suddenly made contact with the step, and he fell apart.
"Brother Shi......" Su Yi was shocked, and hurriedly helped the uncle who tripped up, and was surprised to see that the uncle's nose was red, and after a small sound, he quickly bit his mouth and exclaimed: "Brother Shi, you don't ...... You okay? ”
Being helped up from the floor, Ah Zhen's painful snot couldn't control it and flowed down from his nostrils, and he yelled at the culprit in the distance very unhappily: "Dead old man, if you are sick, you have to go see it quickly, and sudden attacks from time to time will frighten people." ”
As soon as he finished roaring, Shen Hai saw him fall, and he was scolded back to his senses in a daze, and his old face, which was already black, was longer than a horse.