Chapter 19 "Too Old and Talented"
Just as Shen Hai was about to blow himself up, an old and extremely dangerous voice sounded in the mansion: "What kind of system is it that is noisy." ”
After scolding the old man Shen in front, Ah Zhen, who had just covered his ears with his hands, heard this majestic voice, and turned his head to look at the mansion in a daze.
I saw a kind mother-in-law walking steadily closer and closer, this mother-in-law combed black and white sideburns, although she was a little old, but she could still walk alone. This is not the most special, the most special thing is that this mother-in-law has kind eyes and eyebrows, and there is nothing unkind on her body as far as her eyes go. The face, the hands, the eyebrows, the ears, the mouth, and even the black and white hair on the sideburns are all very detailed. The mother-in-law's whole person exudes an incomparably benevolent brilliance, like a bodhisattva of great compassion, and the Buddha's light shines.
Shen Hai and Su Yan, who were about to roar, were shocked to see that Tai Lao was coming, and the two of them quickly ran up the steps, hurriedly pulled Ah Zhen, who was bathed in the light of the Buddha, behind them, and bowed down and called out in unison: "Too old." ”
"It doesn't have to be this way." Crossing the threshold by himself, the old man kindly summoned the two old stewards, and the Buddha looked forward and asked, "Are the three fresh and golden candles ready?" ”
"Alright, it's all ready."
Hearing that it was ready, the old man smiled and nodded: "Okay, in another quarter of an hour, the moon will be in the middle, you can go and get busy." ”
"Yes." After responding, Shen Hai immediately pulled the kid who looked at the old man with wide eyes, and quickly retreated down the steps. Stand motionless at the edge of the table and wait for the ritual to begin.
Su Tingting followed her grandmother and mother in person, and when she came out, she saw that the figure in the pavilion just now had been pulled down by the head of the house, thinking back to his loneliness just now, she was still very guilty.
As the Su family walked down the steps, the busy servants and maidservants stood respectfully on both sides of the heavenly table, waiting for the ritual sacrifice to begin.
Walking down the steps, the old man, who was not tall enough to reach the heavenly table, turned around and said to a beautiful woman who was following on the left: "Daughter-in-law, see if Sansheng is in order?" ”
"It's too old." The beautiful woman gently blessed the body of an immortal, and walked to the table with light steps, and carefully gazed at the things on the table.
Ah Zhen was standing at the table of the Eight Immortals, and when he saw this beautiful woman looking so closely, he immediately looked at the table full of things curiously.
"Chicken, fish, rolls, millet, grains, beans, peaches, brown sugar cakes......" looked at it very carefully, and finally stared at the big turtle in front of the table that was red and made of something. What a big red turtle, huh? ”
Shen Hai, who was standing next to him, saw that he couldn't stop talking, and dragged him with a bad face, and warned in a low voice: "Shut up for me!" ”
"Oh." Shrugged his shoulders and withdrew his eyeliner from the table, looking at the group of people who had walked to the table. When I saw my own graceful eldest lady, the bad mood of being dug up in the middle of the night was immediately swept away, and I still saw that the eldest lady was really stuck.
As her grandmother walked to the table, Su Tingting just saw Su Shi's eyes follow her mother to the table, and when he looked so carefully, Su Tingting was very guilty and kept her eyeliner on the palm print that she had taken out, until she saw him retract her eyes from the table, so she hurriedly pulled her eyes away and pretended to look ahead.
Just as she looked at the desk without squinting, her face suddenly became redder and redder, and she bit her lip lightly. Even if Su Tingting didn't look at Su Shi, she could feel his presumptuous and fiery gaze glancing at her.
Standing at the edge of the table, Ah Zhen was drunk, unable to turn his eyes to look at the graceful undulating figure of the eldest lady, the delicate pink buttocks under the pink silk dress, with a seductive slight curvature, the soft waist is thin and even, the pink dress and pink skirt are embroidered with gold thread with flowers Chungui, and a silk-like embroidered hair is inlaid with a silver ornament fan, like a trickle of water, the two cheeks and temples are inclined and quietly poured in front of the thread of yarn on the chest.
Beauty! The eldest lady under the full moon is as beautiful as a goddess, the beauty is the tenderness of the water, and the beauty is the blue heart. The appearance of the city and the country, what sinking fish and geese, and what closed moon and shy flowers, compared with his eldest lady, it is not a level at all.
Su Tingting didn't dare to squint and looked ahead, feeling that the shameful gaze on the left was not only thrifty, but also getting hotter and hotter.
The hot red tide instantly surged up the pink cheeks and spread to the neck. Her ears were flushed, and she bit her lip, trying to keep her composure. Can...... Okay, so embarrassing.
Su Jingfeng, who was standing beside Su Tingting, felt the strange appearance of her sister, raised her little head suspiciously, and asked childishly, "Sister, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Huh? Yes! Hearing her brother's inquiry, Su Tingting blushed and shook her head at the waist-high brother next to her and said, "Brother Feng, my sister didn't ...... It's okay. ”
Su Jingfeng looked up at his sister suspiciously, crooked his little neck and said, "Sister, your face is so red." ”
"Hot ...... Because of the heat. After speaking, Su Tingting touched her brother's little head lovingly and said, "Okay, Brother Feng don't speak, start to worship God." ”
"Oh." I didn't understand what was wrong with my sister, Su Jingfeng couldn't figure it out, looked at the desk in front of her, and continued to wait quietly.
Su Tingting was secretly relieved to see that her brother finally stopped asking questions, but the blazing gaze that seemed to burn people was still there, and she didn't want to let it go, she bit her lip, turned her head and glared at the owner of that gaze I know you are looking at me, and then quickly turned her head right, and continued to look at the front desk who didn't dare to look at him.
Ah Zhen, who had already bullied the eldest lady to the ground in his heart, was caught off guard, his old face was stunned, and his mouth immediately cracked. Longevity! Staring at everyone is so beautiful, isn't this going to make people die?
After carefully reading the things on the table, the beautiful woman finally walked to the old man with satisfaction. "That's right, ma'am."
"Hmm." The old lady nodded lightly and said, "Let's have some incense." ”
"Yes." The beautiful woman blessed a body that made people pour thousands of miles, and walked quietly and softly to the large fragrance on the heavenly table.
was glared back to his senses by the eldest lady, Ah Zhen swept around in a very boring way, and saw that the old man, Mrs., the eldest lady and the little young master in front of the table were all there, but he didn't see the second young master, and immediately asked the old man Shen beside him in confusion: "Old man Shen, where is the second young master?" "The eldest young master is at the border, can't the second young master of his family think of sacrificing his life for the country?
"In Yangzhou." Shen Hai tilted his neck lightly and solved Ah Zhen's puzzle.
Hearing that in Yangzhou, Ah Zhen was curious. "What are you doing in Yangzhou?"
"Inspect the shop."
"Oh." nodded stunnedly, and continued to be a pillar without saying a word.
Shen Hai saw that Mrs. had lit the incense pillar, and took a step forward without delay. "Worship God."
As he said this, everyone from the old lady to the slaves knelt down.
"Huh?" As soon as she knelt down, the corner of the old lady's eyes immediately saw that in addition to Shen Hai, there were people standing next to her, and she immediately shot Ling Li's gaze at Ah Zhen suspiciously.
"How......?" The people around him suddenly fell a little shorter, and before they had time to be startled, they were suddenly glared at by Qianfu.
Tai Lao saw that this young man was stunned and stupid, and stood beside him at a loss, and suddenly called majestically: "Kneel ......"
"Huh?"
"Uh, what, uh? Get on your knees. "Too old and unhappy, the kind eyebrows and kind eyes are gone, and there is a thick majesty all over the body.
"Good, good." Hearing this majestic shout, Ah Zhen nodded dumbfoundedly, and slowly slid down until he was as short as everyone else.
Seeing this, the old man finally knelt down obediently, and only then did he restore the Buddha's light.
Shen Hai's heart almost burst out of his throat, and when he saw that this kid finally knelt down, he wiped the cold sweat from the old man's forehead, glared at the kneeling bastard boy fiercely, and then called: "Worship Yuan Shi Tianzun." ”
As his words fell, everyone immediately kowtowed three times respectfully to the heavenly table.
"Worship the ...... of Daode Tianzun"
"Bang bang bang ......" a kowtow sounded.
"Worship Lingbao Tianzun ......"
Then Shen Hai's worship that wanted people to die finally stopped, and shouted loudly: "Get up." ”
I'll go! Ah Zhen got up from the ground, and couldn't believe that these ancients had used their heads made of flesh to smash the floor of stones, it was simply crazy. He doesn't object to piety, but this is too crazy, right? His Yuan Shi Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun belong to someone else's family, but his head is his own.
As soon as he got up from the ground, Ah Zhen's ears suddenly heard bursts of Sanskrit sounds, and then sleepiness immediately surged in layers.
After worshipping the Heavenly Father, the old man piously reached out and picked up a pair of wooden messages from the heavenly table, and a pair of old hands held the wooden messages extremely pious and bowed down and worshiped the heavenly table: "Please ask the heavenly grandfather to bless the dust and be safe; Bless Yang'er smoothly; Bless Ting'er to find a good son-in-law as soon as possible, and bless Feng'er to succeed in her studies. After chattering, the old body bowed respectfully three times and then read: "If the heavenly grandfather hears the prayer of the believer, please give the believer three messages." The words fell, and he held Mu Xun up high......
"Knock ......" The sound of wood news falling to the ground swept through the quiet night.
Hundreds of people, without exception, neatly shot their pairs of eyeballs in front of Tai Lao's feet, until they saw the pair of Mu Xun exactly the same white belly, shook it a few times, and then quietly.
"Damn!" Seeing Mu Xun's white belly, Ah Zhen reacted very quickly and scolded secretly.
Seeing that Tiangong did not agree, Tai Lao picked up the wooden news in a panic, and urgently called to Shen Hai: "Quickly add paper gold." After the call, he reverently took the wooden message and turned around the desk a few times and read: "It's the believer's mistake, don't blame the Sanqing master, don't blame." ”
Seeing that Tai Lao was so pious, the dumbfounded Ah Zhen finally understood why Old Man Shen was going to pull a large cart of paper gold, so it was. It's so powerful, he's too old to be admired.
After reverently chanting, the old man confessed again and again, and bowed again and again, before he calmed down and held up Mu Xun again.
"Knock ......" A string that made people vomit blood fell from the air again.
The identical Baidao gaze shot urgently towards the old man's feet again.
"Grass!" Seeing the pair of wooden beams that fell to the ground neither shaking nor shaking, the neat white belly was flipped to the ground, and the black string-shaped top lid was revealing a big mouth, laughing at them for this group of idiot humans with white heads in the water.
With Mu Xun's ridicule, Tai Lao was exactly the same as panic and panic, adding paper gold, adding paper gold, and adding paper gold hard.
In the middle of the night, the pestle of the hundred people was at the end of the full month, and the time was lost bit by bit, but the pair of tossing people Mu Xun was unwilling to give the old man a triple message, and everyone's tossed hair was white.
"Alas......" fell out again and again, and died again and again, the old man sighed lightly, thinking that his family was not pious enough, and called to everyone: "All kneel." ”
"What?" The sleepy Ah Zhen had already been hache again and again, and when his shaking body heard this, he suddenly woke up. Too old, he's too old! Didn't you want them to kneel until she threw out three shots? This kind of probability is simply a lump in a thin pit, very small, very small.
"Huh?" Picking up Mu Xun, the corner of the old man's eyes brushed someone who didn't kneel, and he suddenly turned his head to look to the side very unhappily, and saw that it was the boy who didn't kneel just now, and the old man's eyes suddenly widened.
"Why don't you kneel?" Staring at Ah Zhen, Tai Lao combined the cause and the future, and suddenly pointed at him and said, "It must be that you are not sincere, so Grandpa Tian should not answer." "The words fell, and I turned my head to look at Shen Hai." Shen Hai, who is this person? ”
Swallowing a large mouthful of foam, Shen Hai glanced at Ah Zhen lightly, and then said cautiously: "New ...... New Slave ...... Slave, can ...... Probably not ......"
Tai Lao didn't let him finish his words, and ordered: "It's because of his insincerity that Grandpa Tian should not answer and drive him out." ”
"I'll go!" Under the watchful eye of the public, Lang Lang Qiankun. Belch? All right! Although it's dark now, it's not Lang Lang, but his old man who is angry is also reasonable, talented, and artistic, right?
"What?" When I heard this, I was even more unhappy. It's not just that she's unhappy, all the people in the hundred are shooting angry glances at Ah Zhen, if the gaze can kill, now Ah Zhen would have been torn into pieces.
Suddenly seeing many angry eyes, Ah Zhen took a big step back in fright, and his smart brain turned rapidly.
Tai Lao was about 5 feet 3 inches long, and his hands holding Mu Xun were raised flat above his head, and the height of Mu Xun and the ground was about 5 feet 8. Gravity, when Mu Xun gets out of his hand, it reaches the floor in about 0.0001 seconds. Such a fast landing must hit the splash elastic force of about 8 to 10 cm high Muxun, and the elastic force in a limited space is only %20 possible to fully rotate through Muxun, and the rollover can reach %80. The left signal is Y-axis = 20, the left signal is X-axis = 80, the spacing is P, and the rotation rate of XY in the center of P is U. So?
P1X1+P2Y2=M, the solution is: X1=9, Y2=12, U3.888 divided by 0.0001.
"Holy!" After converting the probabilities, Ah Zhen was startled, and shouted incredulously: "At this height, it will fall out three times in a row, not even 0.3 thousandths." ”
Everyone who glared at Ah Zhen suddenly saw him jump and scream, and they were immediately startled, I don't know what kind of plane this Su Shi is doing.
Su Jingfeng knelt on the ground, looked at the person on the left who was thinking about things with his chest and chin on his head, and asked Su Tingting beside him suspiciously, "Sister, what is he doing?" ”
"Thinking about things, right?" Su Tingting, who was also kneeling on the ground, also looked at Ah Zhen very suspiciously, although she didn't know what he was thinking, but his preoccupied appearance was really handsome.
also knew that he was thinking about things, Su Jingfeng looked at the person who was thinking very attentively curiously, and asked again if he wanted to know: "Sister, what is he thinking?" ”
Su Tingting listened to her brother's fairy tales, showed a loving smile, touched his little head and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, how can my sister know what he is thinking?" ”