Chapter 4: The Snatched Queen

I've seen people who want to die, but I've never seen such two, and you want to rebel and die, but don't pull me along, I still want to secretly leave this ghost place and play incognito and happily, and now that you are doing this, the court officials and soldiers will let themselves go, and if you don't cut off your head, how can the court give up.

However, looking at the group of people below who were dressed in tatters, mixed with Taoist priests, butchers, farmers, and bandits, Li Xuan could only sigh in the end.

Because Li Xuan saw ambition in their eyes, and there was ignorance that couldn't be concealed.

Whether these people are sitting on the dream of the founding hero, or they want to follow Zhuge Liang's example to support Liu Adou, they will not let go of their signboard.

The child's play on the enthronement ceremony lasted less than a quarter of an hour, and then Li Xuan was sent back to the room to recuperate, and now he is still sick.

However, he was in the room, but Li Xuan could still hear the voices of Liu Bagou and others outside from time to time, and if ordinary people heard what they discussed, they would probably be scared to death, because everything was a 'military event'.

For example, to Li Xuan's father, that is, the so-called first emperor Lear, must be given a nickname and a temple name, discuss the name of the year after Li Xuan ascended the throne, and then start to discuss how to fight to the death with the official army, avenge the first emperor, overthrow Zhu Ming, and establish the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty.

When people who don't know hear this, they will think that their Tang Dynasty is a superpower, which is enough to protest against the Zhu Ming Dynasty.

But in fact, in this Tang Dynasty now, there are less than 400 subjects, more than half of them are old and weak, women and children, and most of the remaining young and strong are bandits who are more like homeless people than homeless people.

What's more, there are few normal people among these hundreds of people, and Liu Bagou, the prime minister with the highest prestige among these people, is obviously already deeply trapped in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and can't extricate himself, and regards himself as the Zhuge Liang in Liu Beituo's lonely place, the bandit leader Fang Dongquan originally led a group of homeless people to rob homes and houses, and was the enemy of the government, and now he is dreaming of the founding hero.

The remaining Chen Butcher and a few other backbones were also stunned by Liu Bagou!

As for those ordinary homeless people and bandits, they don't know a single big word, they haven't even been to the county seat, and what they do is just blind obedience.

Among so many people, it is estimated that apart from Li Xuan herself, only the 'queen' Madame Bai still maintains the sanity of a normal person.

In the evening, Mrs. Bai came to Li Xuan's bed again, and said with a loving look: "Don't worry, my son, let them mess around for a few days, and when you are well, we will leave here, and then we will find a place to live incognito!" ”

"As for Liu Bagou and them, if they want to go crazy, let them go crazy, don't pay attention to them!"

Li Xuan could only nod yes to this, as a mother, Mrs. Bai would definitely not harm him, and seeing her confident appearance, it is estimated that she also has some arrangements.

Now Li Xuan knows very well that the top priority is to take care of his body first, his physical fitness is not very good, a few days ago, he fled, and the hot weather actually caused heat stroke, and now although he is sober, he also needs to recuperate for a few days.

Otherwise, you won't have enough physical strength to escape!

The next day, Liu Bagou came to Li Xuan's hospital bed again, and as soon as he came in, he bowed down and said, "The minister greets Your Majesty!" ”

This made Li Xuan quite speechless, but after such a few days of contact, Li Xuan already knew that this person was a madman, so Li Xuan didn't bother with him.

Anyway, he and Madame Bai and his sister will flee this place in a few days, and it doesn't matter if he lets him shout a few long live now.

However, Li Xuan let him shout like this, but he didn't get up for a long time, and finally he remembered the TV series he had watched before, so he said tentatively: "Flat!" ”

At this time, Liu Bagou stood up again.

"The ministers have discussed the name of the first emperor and the temple number in the past two days, and I would like to ask Your Majesty to take a look!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a yellowed piece of paper from the cuff of his tattered robe.

This paper is obviously torn from where, and when it is torn, it is not careful, resulting in uneven notches, but the handwriting on it is good, and the handwriting is quite formal, and you don't have to guess that this is Liu Bagou's handwriting.

Because in this small 'Tang Dynasty', except for Li Xuan, the original person who was sent to a private school to study, can be regarded as the Four Books and Five Classics, and this Liu Bagou can write this kind of article, only a few people among the others can recognize a few words, at most they can write their own names, and most of the rest are illiterate.

At a glance, apart from the obscure words, it was Learbi's nickname and temple name.

Seeing this nickname and temple number, Li Xuan, a historical blind person, couldn't help but be speechless, because the temple name that Liu Bagou gave to Lear was 'Taizu', a large list of nicknames, and the last three words were 'Emperor Wu'.

How can this Lear be the same as Zhu Yuanzhang and other founding emperors of previous dynasties, dare to use the temple name of Taizu. Moreover, the nickname 'Wu' is usually used for emperors with outstanding martial arts, what martial arts must Lear have?

At the beginning, hundreds of miscellaneous soldiers of the official army came to attack, and Learbi's 'dynasty' died before it could hold out for a day.

The defeat of the army is not counted, it can only be said that there is no power to resist.

But speechless is speechless, Li Xuan is too lazy to argue with Liu Bagou about anything, because this matter is meaningless, it is just Liu Bagou and others' self-entertainment.

I still think about how to take care of my body, and then leave this ghost place, but now, I still play a game of harmony with this Liu Bagou hypocrisy and snake.

So he said, "Let's do it according to Mr. Li's wishes!" ”

After that, Li Xuan just stopped talking, and wanted Liu Bagou to take the initiative to retire, and now Li Xuan is unhappy to look at Liu Bagou a madman.

However, Liu Bagou did not leave, but continued: "Chen, General Chen and others are already preparing for a war with the whole army, and they are bound to keep the officers and troops out of the mountain!" ”

Li Xuan secretly said in his heart: You can do whatever you say, anyway, I'm too lazy to get involved!

So he just mumbled and still didn't speak!

However, Liu Bagou obviously didn't see Li Xuan's hint that he wanted to get out, but continued: "In addition, Your Majesty has already ascended the throne, and this marriage must also be put on the agenda, so as to give birth to the prince as soon as possible and reassure the hearts of the subjects!" ”

Hearing this, Li Xuan already wanted to directly open his mouth and let him get out, this person has nothing to do, Li Xuan was still angry about pulling himself to the throne yesterday, and now what kind of marriage is it, who are you Liu Bagou, I really think that I am Zhuge Liang.

You're a rag Taoist.

However, as Liu Bagou, who regarded himself as Zhuge Lan's reincarnation, he obviously couldn't deal with it with common sense, as if he didn't see the black on Li Xuan's face, and continued:

"Your Majesty is the Ninth Five-Year Honor, and the queen's candidate naturally can't be an ordinary peasant girl, and now there happens to be a scholarly lady, who can be the mother of the world!"

Li Xuan looked puzzled and said, "Everyone's girlfriend? ”

Can you still find a lady in this bandit's den? Just kidding!

At this time, Liu Bagou said: "Yes, this woman is the daughter of the Dong family in my county, the Dong family has been cultivating and reading heirlooms for generations, and she is quite famous in the county, and the daughter of the Dong family is my mother of the Tang Dynasty, which is very appropriate." ”

The Dong family? Li Xuan, who inherited the memory of the original body, knew that there was really a Dong family in their county, and it was indeed a scholarly family, and there were still people in this family.

But will the daughter of the Dong family marry him Li Xuan? It's impossible to think about it with your toes, not to mention that now Li Xuan has been pushed to the throne of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty by Liu Bagou and them, and has become a child's play of the emperor of the ravine, even if he is still the son of a small landlord with a clean net worth and a slight literary name, don't expect to marry the daughter of the Dong family.

Li Xuan, who was spinning in his mind, suddenly thought of a possibility, and then said in a hesitant tone: "Don't you rob the daughter of the Dong family, right?" ”

Hearing Li Xuan's question, Liu Bagou showed a rare look of embarrassment, but his mouth was forcibly arguing: "How can it be said to be a robbery, it was General Fang who invited them a few days ago, but there was a slight conflict in the process of invitation."