Li Xingzhou, who walked out from behind the tree in embarrassment.

Nunu who saw the smiling flowers.

Deliberately walked past her coldly.

Muttering as he walked.

"If you want boobs without boobs, if you want ass without ass, you're just a little kid, and you haven't developed at all."

"Mixed ...... Bastard. ”

He stared at Li Xingzhou's back in amazement, until he disappeared on the other side of the mountain.

The little girl came to her senses and looked at her breasts, which had bulged slightly.

His cheeks were crimson, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth and whisper softly.

The child's face is really a June day, and it will change when it is said!

Li Xingzhou said with emotion.

The little girl's name is Nunu, and she was fostered in Li Xingzhou's house. It has been 6 years now, and Li Xingzhou of the Tang Dynasty takes her to play on weekdays.

Last time, because the slave wanted to raise a bird, Li Xingzhou in the Tang Dynasty went to the tree to help her catch it, and accidentally fell down.

When Li Xingzhou came to this world, he was finally able to walk after half a month.

His memories of Li Xingzhou in the Tang Dynasty also merged.

As a result, he began to fully accept the world of Li Xingzhou in the Tang Dynasty.

No, I was pulled out by slaves early in the morning to play.

Although Li Xingzhou was only sixteen years old in the Tang Dynasty, because his parents were scholars, he still had all the knowledge.

Through the fusion of memories, Li Xingzhou knew that his surname was Li, ah, phew, why is this so awkward.

Li Xingzhou's father in the Tang Dynasty was named Li Haode.

Tang dynasty?

Surname Lee?

When he learned the news, Li Xingzhou almost jumped up excitedly.

This is a national surname!

The royal relatives have wood!

Li Xingzhou suspected that his background must be extremely wealthy, but his father and that illustrious family deliberately took him to live in this poor family in order to test his character.

Only wait for him to complete many tests such as "suffering his mind, straining his muscles and bones, and starving his body and skin", and then take him back to enjoy the glory and wealth, and live a good life of being a groom day and night.

When the memories were almost fused, Li Xingzhou found that he was really thinking too much.

Really thinking too much!

The shattering of the beautiful vision made Li Xingzhou burst into tears......

In fact, in addition to having a good surname, Li Haode has no good luck at all after the age of twenty-five.

When Li Haode was young, he was also a generation of talented people who were full of talent and moved Qinghe.

Otherwise, he would not have captured his wife's heart and married him.

It's a pity that after the age of twenty-five, Li Haode went downhill all the way and repeatedly missed.

You must know that the imperial examination in the Tang Dynasty was the initial formative period of the imperial examination, and compared with later generations, some systems were not perfect.

You must know that in the future imperial examinations, as long as you study hard, get a show, and become a student, you can receive rice every month to support your life.

In the Tang Dynasty, it was different, if you didn't have a certain livelihood guarantee, you would starve to death if you just read.

Li Haode is a clear example.

Li Haode worked hard to participate in the imperial examination every year, and then worked hard to become famous in Sun Mountain.

Not to mention the waste of good time, but also the rather solid family foundation has also been completely defeated.

In the past two years, life has been extremely difficult, and the family of four has been eating bran vegetables for a long time, and they have not seen a little meat.

Especially Li Xingzhou fell from a tree.

is even more dry and quiet, and no one is even willing to borrow money.

After a moment, he let out a long sigh.

Tang Dynasty~

Wu Zetian~

As a small anchor who graduated from high school, even if he has a vision of more than 2,000 years, what can he do????

People cross the mouth is 300 Tang poems, and closing the mouth is the preface of King Teng's pavilion, and he wins the champion in minutes, but what about himself?

High school Chinese is failing, you let him memorize the goose goose goose, he will memorize, but the goose goose goose is also the Tang Dynasty, what if someone says it is plagiarism?

Is plagiarism in ancient times too late?

Thinking of this, Li Xingzhou couldn't help but shudder.

Ma Dan, I don't study history well, and I don't dare to wear it.

Li Xingzhou thought distressedly.

Do you want to improve your papermaking skills? Refining refined salt? Grow two potatoes to make a fortune?

That seems like a good idea.

What is paper made of?

Never mind.....

Let's talk about plagiarism.

Do your old job? Yes, the first one to eat crabs will definitely succeed.

Tang Dynasty doesn't seem to have a live broadcast industry, will he become the first anchor of Datang? ?

Then he became the general manager, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and went to the peak of his life.

Think about it, but a little excited?

So here's the problem?

Who will provide wifi, mobile phones, headsets, wires, Alipay......

yes

yes

yes

yes

Li Xingzhou suddenly felt that he had worn a fake Yue, and it seemed that he had become the most wasteful crossing in history.

Looking at the slaves who were crazy on the side, Li Xingzhou looked at the thatched huts and adobe houses in the village that were not at the mercy of the rules.

The village is not large, with only more than 100 households, it is located in the lower reaches of the Zhanghe River, under the jurisdiction of Dongwucheng County, and belongs to the sphere of influence of the Qinghe Cui clan.

In fact, the entire Qinghe County and the entire Beizhou cannot escape the influence of the Qinghe Cui clan.

Zhangshui North Village, Dongwucheng County, Qinghe County, Beizhou, although it is surrounded by mountains and rivers, it is still a poor and remote country.

Poor

Li Xingzhou couldn't help but sigh.

......

"Patriarch, there is a family nearby that has a fool in the family, a few days ago a serious illness, and after waking up, he suddenly opened his mind, and occasionally there were shocking words."

"Huh?"

"The fourth prince took a fancy to the foolish wife who didn't pass the door, beat his father, and forced his family to withdraw from the marriage."

"Hmm."

"The fourth prince beat that fool and vomited blood and lay on the bed for three days, and I heard that the fool threatened not to bully the young man to be poor or something."

"Hmmm......"

"After the eldest lady found out about this, she sent someone to destroy the family, but the fool ran away."

"Oh? This month, three fools have already run. ”

"Patriarch, fortunately, this one has been caught again..."

"Oh."

"But the fool swept the vault away and ran away again..."

Li Xingzhou held gold in his hand, and his eyes were full of gold, gold! A room full of gold!

Then he smirked.

"Brother Bi!"

"Brother Bi!"

"What are you giggling at?"

At this time, a childish voice woke Li Xingzhou from his fantasy.

"Uh...

Li Xingzhou smiled awkwardly, and then wiped the saliva from his mouth.

"It's nothing, I want to eat Peking duck!"

Li Xingzhou said vaguely.

"What is Peking Duck?"

Nunu asked with a curious glare.

"Peking duck is a method, that is, the duck is cooked, the oil is roasted, and the duck skin is cut off, and the green onion and sweet sauce are wrapped in dough.

Li Xingzhou said casually.

"Is it delicious?"

The slave swallowed and asked curiously.

"Delicious!"

"Will Brother Yu make it for slaves to eat?"

"Yes"

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Li Xingzhou didn't expect that his casual words would make a famous snack appear 5 or 6 hundred years in advance.

Walking forward from the fence is a small hill bag, on which there are a few thick ginkgo trees planted together, and next to the mountain bag is the famous Zhanghe River in Guanzhong.

Li Xingzhou stood by the river, silently looking at the flowing river, feeling a little depressed.

The most wasteful crossing in history, this setting is a bit embarrassing!

Li Xingzhou suddenly saw his reflection in the water, and said with a smile with a little self-deprecation and a little luck: "I really have the potential of a little white face, in the 21st century, I am sorry for this face if it is not popular all over the country." ”

Regarding his original appearance, Li Xingzhou is still quite satisfied.

Seeing his handsome face rippling with the waves, Li Xingzhou couldn't help but be stunned.

Then he found that he was very handsome, not only handsome but also white, and the worst thing was that he actually had a melancholy temperament......

The reflection in the water is a young boy who is not yet twenty years old, and his eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth are just right, and he is impeccablely handsome.

The only drawback is that her body is sick and her face is a little pale, but she has a feeling of "sick beauty".

In these years, it is difficult for poor families to have three meals, and it is impossible to afford such things as bronze mirrors.

So in the past ten days, Li Xingzhou looked at his appearance for the first time.

But what's the use of being handsome, you can't sell meat!

I heard that some ancients were good men.

Thinking of this, Li Xingzhou instantly got goosebumps.

Li Xingzhou looked at the strange figure in the water and couldn't help but sigh.

It's hard to get out.

Through memory fusion, Li Xingzhou knew from the memory of Li Xingzhou in the Tang Dynasty.

In the Tang Dynasty, the subjects of the examination were divided into two categories: regular subjects and system subjects.

The annual periodical examination is called the regular department, and the examination held temporarily by the emperor's edict is called the system department.

There are more than 50 kinds of permanent subjects, such as Xiucai, Ming Jing, Jinshi, Junshi, Mingfa, Mingzi, and Mingsuan.

Among them, the subjects of Ming Law, Ming Calculation, and Ming Characters are not taken seriously, and the requirements for Xiucai are very high in the early Tang Dynasty.

Therefore, the two subjects of Ming Jing and Jinshi became the main subjects of the Tang Dynasty.

Jinshi examines current policies and poems, articles, and Ming Jing examines current policies and scriptures; The former is difficult, the latter is easy.

No matter how easy it is, Li Haode did not pass the Jinshi exam for more than ten years.

Li Haode's poetry is very good, he used to be famous in Qinghe, but now it is the early Tang Dynasty, and he still attaches importance to current affairs.

In the early Tang Dynasty, the imperial examination was indeed a good way out, but he was more often prepared for the children of families who had no worries about food and clothing.

Li Haode came from an ordinary background.

However, his wife Cui Li was born in the side branch of the Cui family in Qinghe.

You must know that the Qinghe Cui clan is known as the seven sects and five surnames together with the Boling Cui clan, the Longxi Li clan, the Zhaojun Li clan, the Fanyang Lu clan, the Xingyang Zheng clan, and the Taiyuan Wang clan, and it was the first-class gate valve in the Tang Dynasty.

But first, Cui Li's family resolutely married Li Haode despite the opposition of the clan, and the relationship with the clan was very stiff. Li Haode was quite famous when he was young, and the clan was unwilling to make the relationship too ruthless, so he turned a blind eye.

But in the past few years, Li Haode has failed in the imperial examination, and at the age of nearly forty, he has almost broken off the road of official career. As a result, some characters in the clan began to snub them, not only deducting the monthly offerings, but even mocking the Cui Li family coldly when they returned home several times.

Second, the family of gate valves has not had a good time in recent years, and after Li Er came to power, he blindly suppressed the Shandong family that did not support him. At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, officials revised the "Chronicles of the Clans" and listed the Cui family as the first.

When Li Er found out, he said angrily: "The Cui family has long been in decline, there are no prominent officials, and there are no talents, why is it ranked first?" Could it be that my Li family is the son of heaven, and I can't compare to the Cui family? ”

So it was ordered to change to the first of the Li clan of the royal family, the second of the Sun clan, the head of the queen clan, and the third of the Cui clan and other Shandong scholars.

Moreover, it is the Wu Zetian period.

During Wu Zetian's reign, he wantonly slaughtered the Tang Dynasty clan and suppressed the power of the gate lords.

It can be seen that for a long time in the future, it is not advisable to take the route of the gate valve family.

It's hard!

Li Xingzhou sighed again.

We all know that it is difficult to find employment in the 21st century, but I didn't expect that it will be difficult to find employment in the 7th century.

Alas.......

Li Xingzhou let out a long sigh again.

"Brother Yu is not happy?"

Seeing that Li Xingzhou was not in a good state, the slave snuggled up to Li Xingzhou and asked.

"No, Brother Yu is very happy."

Li Xingzhou pretended to be happy and said.

"Why don't you sing a song to Brother Yu."

"Okay"

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island. My Fair Lady .......... leisurely ......."

"Huh? Youya~"

Listening to Guan Ju sung by the slave's leaky teeth, Li Xingzhou's mood was very good, and when he sang the sentence Youzai Youzai, he deliberately changed his tone to talk about slaves.

"Yoya, Yoya!"

The slave really went to correct Li Xingzhou's mistakes.

"Huh? Youya~"

Li Xingzhou deliberately held his head high, with a biased tone.

"Huh? Youya~"

Then the slaves were also led astray.

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