Chapter 1 It's hard to go to the toilet, it's hard to get to the sky

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At this moment, the doorcloth was lifted, and a fair-skinned, beautiful woman walked into the room.

The woman looked to be in her forties, and her face was heavy and weather-like.

Seeing Li Xingzhou staring at the eaves with his eyes intent, the woman was overjoyed, and eagerly stepped forward and said softly:

"Woke up?"

"How's it going today?"

"Are you feeling better?"

Biao'er??

Nani??

This nickname is also drunk.

Li Xingzhou struggled with dissatisfaction in his heart.

Even if it's a tiger and a black cow, it's better than this name.

Yes.

Bah.

Black Bull can't do it, it's the exclusive domain of a certain ice and a certain morning.

Of course, he just complained in his heart, although he was not highly educated, but he also knew the reason for giving children cheap names in ancient times.

At this moment, a slave of eight or nine years old appeared from behind the woman.

The girl had a thin, dirty little face, and her hair was a little yellow from malnutrition

"Brother Yan is awake, Brother Yan is scared to death of slaves"

As soon as the slave saw Li Xingzhou, he cried out with a wow.

In the end, Li Xingzhou reluctantly accepted this fact.

In this era of life, name habits are secondary, and the most important thing is living habits.

There is no electricity, no network, and it is just that, the three outlines and five constants, the three subordinates and the four virtues, the fate of ghosts and gods, and so on.

Therefore, the protagonists written in those novels carry the halo of the protagonist, and when they come up, the tiger body shocks the world and returns to the heart, and the golden finger is invincible in the world, which is pure nonsense.

If you do this, you're still in your infancy, and you'll be burned to ashes as demons and monsters.

In this ghost era, there are only ghost legends, only ghosts and demons, and there is no heron warbler singing at all.

In this kind of feudal society, if you are a little out of line, you may be burned as a monster.

Thoughts turn a thousand times.

Li Xingzhou opened his mouth, and finally had to give the woman a reassuring smile.

In fact, he was already able to speak, and he knew that the woman in front of him was Cui Li, the mother of the original owner of his body.

But the word "mother" has never been called.

After all, he was a little repulsed in his heart, and he couldn't speak, so he simply stopped talking.

......

There is a village in the field, and there is a mountain behind the village, and the ancient trees on the mountain are thickly shady.

There is water in front of the village, the water leans on the countryside, and there are fenced thatched huts in the garden.

In modern times, this would definitely be the most beautiful village in 2019.

But in ancient times, it was different, which can only mean that poverty and backwardness do not have a little bit of beauty.

What if the scenery of green mountains and green waters is good?

The transportation is inconvenient, relying on the weather for food, and suffering from drought and flood.

Even if it is the Tang Dynasty now, how can it be?

For those who are struggling with the food and clothing line, what else to appreciate besides eating!

Let him see the rising sun from the mountains, it is better to give him a multigrain steamed bun.

Li Xingzhou couldn't stop complaining.

"Brother Yan, what do you think of this flower I picked?"

A little girl of eight or nine years old came out of the grass.

She was wearing a short linen undergarment, and the threads on her shoulders had been opened, revealing a faint trace of her skin.

Her lower body was a chest-length bamboo leaf skirt, and the skirt was also hung with a few holes in the dead grass in the grass.

The slave ran over and put the flower on Li Xingzhou's head.

Then she grinned, probably because she was changing her teeth, and the teeth in her mouth were incomplete, and she looked ugly.

What a life!

Why is it so hard.

Others cross the hot bedside of beautiful maids.

I crossed not to mention the beauty, only this little girl.

Li Xingzhou burst into tears again.

"What's wrong? Brother Yu? ”

The slave saw that Li Xingzhou did not speak.

Thought he was upset.

"Brother Yi, I'm sorry, the slave will never ...... again"

The slave lowered her head, and tears immediately rolled in her eyes.

No, no, no.

"Woo...... Brother ....., happy! ”

Li Xingzhou naturally wouldn't lose his temper with this ignorant girl, he was just a little depressed.

As soon as he saw that the slave was about to cry, Li Xingzhou immediately panicked.

Immediately went over to comfort her.

"That....the slave wants to watch Brother Bi write, and after writing, Brother Bi has to dig out bird eggs, flutter dragonflies, catch small fish ......"

The slave smiled as she spoke.

…......

A slight sound reached Li Xingzhou's ears, and his ears twitched a few times.

Quickly locked on to the source of the sound, and looked up into the grass a hundred meters to the left.

A big fat rabbit with white hair is hiding in the grass and nibbling on the grass.

Gently drawing out the dagger, Li Xingzhou cautiously walked towards the hiding place of the white rabbit.

When it was forty or fifty meters away from the white rabbit, the sound of the grass shaking alarmed the alert it.

The White Rabbit stood upright and looked at the sound, and found Li Xingzhou approaching.

Flying towards the dense bushes on the side, trying to hide his figure with the bushes.

Brush!

said that it was too late, it was too fast, and Li Xing shook his hand on Monday.

The dagger flew out like a white bolt of lightning.

With a pop, he stuck the white rabbit that had just run a step to the ground.

"Oh, yes!"

The white rabbit's limbs kicked a few times and there was no sound.

Li Xingzhou excitedly clenched his right fist and happily ran over to pack up his loot.

Nunu was drawn to the scent.

She twitched the tip of her nose a few times, and saw Li Xingzhou humming a small tune.

While sprinkling the rabbit meat on the fire with spices found in the mountains.

Although he is just a chicken anchor, he is still high-level and interesting.

He has two major hobbies in life, the first is music, and the second is food.

The first-hand cooking has been perfected and superb.

"Well, it smells good."

I took the rabbit meat on the skewer and sniffed it on my nose.

Li Xingzhou nodded with satisfaction.

Singing "Bunny is so cute, how can you eat Bunny".

While shaking his body, he briskly divided the rabbit meat into several portions with a dagger.

It was placed on a clean piece of paper on the side.

"Try my craft."

Li Xing, who was munching on rabbit meat, turned around.

Confidently handed a piece of rabbit meat to the slave who came over.

When he saw the slave standing in front of him, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Bright eyes and bright teeth, muscles like jade, and smiling nightmares like flowers.

Nu Nu Tingting stood in front of Li Xingzhou with a faint smile on her face.

Like a hibiscus out of water, fresh and refined.

Especially the eyes that make the spirit wave flash.

There is a faint charm that seduces the soul.

Li Xingzhou grunted and swallowed the large ball of rabbit meat in his mouth.

Li Xingzhou secretly scolded himself for being a beast.

Quickly stabilized his mind and quickly turned around.

lest the slave see his gaffe, but his heart is surging.

is so delicate and charming at a young age, fascinating, and when he grows up, he will not bring disaster to the country and the people.

"Demons, they must be demons."

Shaking his head vigorously, Li Xingzhou quickly gave a definition of slaves.

Secretly warned himself that he must stay away, so as not to set himself on fire.

Nu Nu didn't notice Li Xingzhou's embarrassment.

The thumbs and forefingers of both hands reserved the piece of rabbit meat and bit it one by one, chewing it with relish.

After being smeared with simple spices by Li Xingzhou, it gave her an unprecedented delicious taste.

With fair skin and elegant manners, Li Xingzhou peeped at the slaves from time to time, and no matter how she looked at it, he felt that she did not look like a child from a poor family.

Suddenly, Li Xingzhou and the slave's eyes collided.

The two were taken aback and looked away at the same time, the scene was a little awkward.

"Beasts, beasts, beasts."

Li Xingzhou viciously stuffed rabbit meat into his mouth, when did he become so.

Is it because there is no sex these days?

The slave is even more remorseful, and he should not be happy with outsiders for a while.

Especially in front of men, wash the pot ash off their faces.

Aunt Cui is right, there are no good people in this world at all, and she can't trust anyone.

After silently eating the rabbit meat, Li Xingzhou extinguished the fire.

When he noticed the slave, he was shocked to find that her face had become dirty again.

covered up his delicate face, and began to dodge him.

Obviously wary.

As soon as he finished eating the rabbit, Li Xingzhou's stomach suddenly turned over and overturned.

It seems that his stomach is not blessed.

Holding his stomach, Li Xingzhou slipped up and got up.

Holding his lower abdomen with his hands, he hurried to the grass at the downwind outlet.

As the saying goes, illness comes like a mountain, but in fact, diarrhea is worse than a mountain.

That moment can really make people want to live, not to die.

The slave sat on the grass and leaned against a tree to sleep,

"Do you have any paper?"

Li Xingzhou, who was halfway there, suddenly remembered an important thing and endured the monstrous torrent.

Rushing to the front of the slave in a hurry.

Reach out to her.

"Paper?"

The slave muttered a sentence and looked at him with a confused expression.

"It's for going to the bathroom."

Li Xingzhou hurriedly reminded her kindly.

"Bathroom?"

The slave's face was even more confused, and he stared at him with a blank eye.

"Mygod, it's the thing that wipes your ass after shit!"

The left hand slapped his forehead helplessly.

Li Xingzhou couldn't help but blurt out, it's so tiring to talk to this little guy.

What was originally euphemistic and subtle had to be said so rudely and straightforwardly.

The slave was stunned for a moment.

Then he reacted and looked left and right a few times.

got up and picked a few leaves from the grass and handed them over to Li Xingzhou in a serious manner.

"Do you want me to wipe my butt with this?"

Li Xingzhou looked at the leaves in his hand in amazement.

Dumbfounded for a while, he has always used high-grade toilet paper.

Both smooth and soft, some with a faint aroma, giving people a refreshing enjoyment.

But there doesn't seem to be anything else to use, so you can't wipe it with your hands.

But can this thing be used to wipe the butt?

Just as Li Xingzhou was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, a long empty sound came from his lower abdomen again.

His body couldn't help but straighten up, and his face was flushed.

I feel that the reincarnation of the five grains has a tendency to break out of the gate.

"I'll torture, and I'll die."

It's been to the point where it's a desperate shot, in order not to make your pants suffer.

Li Xingzhou didn't have time to think about it.

Covering his butt in one hand and holding a leaf in the other, he clamped his legs.

Running under a large tree downwind in a strange posture.

Came to the side of the slave on his back, took off his pants and poured a thousand miles.

Then he let out a long breath, closed his eyes and enjoyed the pleasure of the flood, and his face showed a look of satisfaction

"Giggle......

Looking at Li Xingzhou's cowardly back, the slave felt that he was particularly funny, and forgot his troubles for a while.

Covering his small mouth, he couldn't help but giggle and laugh in a low voice.

I hate this era.

Li Xingzhou behind the tree burst into tears.

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