Chapter 32 There are always a few inconsistencies in life
Huang Gang confidently proposed this peeing competition, and everyone was stunned, and everyone didn't know why he was so confident. However, as the loser of the last round of the game, he does have the right to choose the game.
So at noon, everyone had to run out of the building and go to the public toilet on the playground to race.
As for why you want to go out, the main reason is that the length of the toilet in the building is not enough, of course, the more important thing is that the toilet in the building is cleaned by Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
The big toilet on the playground is different, it was cleaned by the eleventh team.
Walking out of the building, Wang Aiguo was thinking about the deep meaning of Huang Gang's game.
If you think about it, this game seems to be bad for him, after all, he is a fat man of more than 200 pounds, how good can you expect a fat man of more than 200 pounds to have?
But if you think about it, he's an otaku, he's never had a girlfriend from beginning to end, and he doesn't even have a hobby of jerking off. With his more than 20 years of childlike skills, he may not be worse than them.
What's more, he's a non-smoker. Most of the people in their dorm smoke cigarettes, and everyone should know what smoking can do. And Wang Aiguo does not smoke, which is more or less a favorable factor.
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo was immediately full of confidence in himself. Even if he's not the first, he's probably not the last.
And just as the group of them walked towards the big toilet, there was a person who was squatting behind the big toilet at the moment, smoking the cigarette in his hand for life.
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"There is really no way to bring this recruit, this recruit is not even allowed to smoke a cigarette after he comes, can this day be passed?" The secretary squatted in distress at the back of the large toilet, secretly cursing the person who ordered the smoking ban in his heart.
In fact, the army began to ban smoking a long time ago, but because there were so many smokers, it didn't have much effect for a while.
Later, the upper-level leaders felt that instead of solving the smoking problem of those old smokers, it was better to start from the baby, and those recruits were trained for half a year, and they basically quit smoking if they didn't smoke for half a year, so the smoking ban was mainly aimed at the recruit camp.
After the smoking ban was issued, many recruits were not used to it. But after all, the army ordered and forbidden, so there was nothing to be done. In order to play an exemplary role, Grandpa Bi took the initiative to quit smoking, and ordered all non-commissioned officers of the 12th team not to smoke.
Jia District is okay with this, after all, he is still young, but an old smoking gun like the secretary is suffering from the captain.
If it weren't for Grandpa Bi's resolute rules, he wouldn't have gone to the vegetable patch behind the chicken coop to smoke.
And he went there to smoke a cigarette and almost sent him to the underworld.
As soon as he thought of this, the secretary was on fire, and he still had a big bow tied around his head, which was all due to Wang Aiguo and others.
As for why he didn't go to the health team to change the bandage on his head, the main reason was that the military doctors in the new barracks were all super gossipy. Now this wound on his head can be regarded as the ....... since he became a soldier, no, it is the greatest shame since he was born!
So he'd rather wear this bow than never go to the health team. If the medics had known about this, the entire boot camp would have known about it in less than a day.
And today his addiction to smoking is again, there is no smoking in the building, and the vegetable field has been destroyed again, so he can only hide behind the big toilet to smoke.
The dignified secretary was forced to do this, which made the secretary of the department almost collapse.
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In the blink of an eye, Wang Aiguo and the others came to the big toilet under the leadership of Huang Gang.
Everyone was actually very anxious to go to the big toilet, because Huang Gang proposed the competition before eating, so in order to make the results better, everyone drank two large bottles of mineral water after eating, and now everyone's bladder is about to explode.
As soon as they arrived at the toilet, a group of people couldn't wait to start the game, and Huang Gang took the lead and was the first to play.
As soon as Huang Gang made a move, everyone was shocked.
", Huanggang, you can do it! Two and a half kangs, don't tell me you're still a virgin? Wang Aiguo looked at Huang Gang with a shocked expression.
Huang Gang's face was slightly red and he didn't speak, but his head nodded slightly.
The crowd was speechless for a while.
The second is Wang Aiguo, although he has 20 years of childlike skills, but as a fat man, his body is really not much better, and he barely pees a half.
And the rest of the people are basically between one and a half to two, barely better than Wang Aiguo.
It's Xiaotian, this young man who dreams of entering the Marine Corps, his body is very good, and he peed out three kangs, which directly overpowered Huanggang.
Soon there were two people left, Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor and the warrior monk, and sighed helplessly.
"I can't escape today's meal." Wang Aiguo sighed in his heart.
However, the truth is always beyond everyone's expectations, and no one expected that this guy would even have a kang.
After urinating, the divine doctor looked at everyone and scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Hehe, what, the main reason why I came to the army is because I have too many girlfriends, and then I was discovered by them, and finally I came to the army to avoid them." ”
Everyone: "......"
The last one came out, and the result was beyond everyone's expectations. But it's good news for Wang Aiguo, at least he doesn't have to entertain him.
Everyone is done with the 'battle', and only the last warrior monk remains. Everyone is still very curious about the warrior monks, after all, a monster from Shaolin Temple who can jump off a building with his bare hands, everyone wants to know what kind of achievements this guy has.
As a result, the warrior monk also lived up to expectations, and surprised everyone as soon as he made a move.
I saw a 'fountain' about three meters high, spraying directly out of the small window above the toilet.
"Awesome!" Everyone was shocked and couldn't help but give the warrior monk a 666.
How can this be done to this extent, this is an animal!
As a result, just when everyone was sighing, suddenly a figure appeared at the door of the toilet.
Everyone glanced at .......Hehe, it's the secretary."
Everyone looked at the bow that was still dripping on the secretary's head, and suddenly they had a bad premonition in their hearts.
"This is special, it can't be that coincidental......"
There was a dead silence in the air, and a group of people stared at each other, and no one spoke for a while.
……..
After a while, the secretary couldn't help it, and scolded: "Damn, why are you again, you have nothing to do when you are full, and you have to pour some water outside when you come out to pee?" ”
"Pour water? Won't it......" Wang Aiguo thought with a painful face, they had already guessed what happened to the secretary. But they don't really blame this thing, after all, who would have thought that someone would crouch behind the toilet!
At a critical moment, the warrior monk suddenly jumped out and said loudly: "Secretary, we were wrong, we won't dare next time, really!" ”