Chapter 31: The long-awaited Secretary is back
Chicken...... Isn't it in the chicken coop? How did you fly out?
Grandpa Bi's face was full of horror, he had already realized that something must have happened.
At the same time, the warrior monk and the others were also shocked.
As a warrior monk who has been in Shaolin Temple since childhood, the warrior monk has seen broken trees, broken walls, and water runs.
But it was the first time he had seen someone knock out a bunch of chickens.
Wang Aiguo himself was also blinded, because the warrior monk asked him to hit it with all his strength, and then he really hit it with all his strength. The moment he hit it, he was shocked to find that the wall was just like paper.
With a casual bump, he actually went straight through the wall. Of course, it's not the scariest thing to walk through the wall, it's the scary thing to see behind the wall.
Behind the wall is a chicken coop!
In an instant, frightened chickens flew all over the sky, and several roosters flew up to two stories high.
And just when Wang Aiguo and the others were full of confusion, something even more terrible happened, and there was a moaning sound behind Wang Aiguo.
According to the theory, there should be no one behind Wang Aiguo, after all, he is already lying on the ground. But behind him there was a moan.
"Oops, crush me."
As soon as the sound came out, the scene was silent.
Wang Aiguo had cold sweat on his forehead, and then slowly sat up and looked behind him. Well, there was a man under him.
"Secretary!" Wang Aiguo's miserable screams resounded in the sky, he finally got into trouble, he actually pressed the 12th team of the most offended people under him.
The secretary general, the direct superior of the cooking class, what dishes he eats every day and how many dishes he eats are all up to him. In the entire team, Wang Aiguo can ignore the captain, but he can't offend the secretary. There is not enough meat at their table, and if this offends the secretary again...... Wang Aiguo couldn't imagine how far the amount of food would be reduced.
Just as they were fluting, the captain's voice came from the window: "Why are you still stunned? Why don't you catch chickens? One less chicken, and none of you will have to eat tomorrow! ”
"Yes!" The crowd immediately came to their senses, and then went out to catch chickens like crazy.
As for Wang Aiguo, he hurriedly picked up the masonry and rescued the secretary below.
"Secretary, are you alright?"
The secretary sat up, rolled his eyes, and said, "Why do I want to smoke a cigarette, I'm hiding in the chicken coop, and you can find me like this?" ”
"Well..... it was just an accident. Then again, are you alright? ”
The secretary wiped his face, and was shocked to find that his head was bubbling with red liquid.
"It should ...... Something. ”
"These days are getting harder and harder." Wang Aiguo thought with pain on his face.
…….
But fortunately, Wang Aiguo has a lot of them, and there are many talents. The warrior monk took everyone to catch chickens, and Wang Aiguo and the divine doctor first lifted the secretary to the side, helped him wash his face, and helped him stop the bleeding and bandage by the way.
The miracle doctor, a person who claims to have graduated from the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, is not only in a hurry to wrap the bag, but also extremely ugly. After bandaging, the secretary actually had a pair of 'rabbit ears' on his head.
Wang Aiguo glanced at the secretary general, and then looked at the divine doctor with a complicated expression.
"Brother, where did you learn this bandaging technique?"
"You know the, it's bandaged like this for easy replacement." The divine doctor said without blushing and without a heartbeat.
Hearing Wang Aiguo's words, the secretary took out his mobile phone and took a photo. Then he closed his phone and stared at the doctor with a look of disbelief.
It doesn't matter whether Wang Aiguo believes it or not, what matters is ...... The Secretary wants to believe!
The doctor smiled awkwardly, then raised his hand to process the bandage for the secretary again.
"Director, this is really for the convenience of replacement. If you don't think it's pretty, I'll sort it out for you. ”
Then Wang Aiguo watched as the divine doctor tied a bow on the head of the secretary.
At this moment, Wang Aiguo held his forehead with his hand, and this is still a miracle doctor, a neurologist!
At this time, Grandpa Bi also appeared at the door of the secretary's dormitory, but he was stunned when he saw the secretary just now.
"Secretary, are you going to sell cuteness at the funeral?"
Well, it's not scary to wear a white cloth on your head, but what's scary is that there is a big bow on the white cloth.
It was on this day that the life-and-death feud between Wang Aiguo's dormitory and the secretary was settled.
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At dinner in the evening, Wang Aiguo looked at the small half bowl of meat on the table, and his expression was solemn.
"Warrior monk, I heard that you are a vegetarian."
"I'm sorry, I'm still vulgar." The warrior monk said lightly as he looked at the half bowl of meat.
Huang Gang took a deep breath and said to Wang Aiguo: "Don't you think you are fully responsible for the current situation?" ”
"At that time, the warrior monk said that he was responsible for the collapse."
"I'm responsible for the wall, and it's mine if you hit it?" The warrior monk said with a roll of his eyes.
"In this case, the divine doctor is also responsible, not the bow bandage he tied, and it will not provoke the secretary to the chagrin."
"In the final analysis, it's not that Xiaotian has to learn kung fu, will there be such a thing during a good lunch break?"
"Then you didn't go either?" Xiao Tian retorted.
"The warrior monk has also taught!"
"This ......"
Hehe, a plate of meat turned his face, what about the comradeship?
…….
That night, Grandpa Bi checked the night according to the usual practice, and it turned out that the other dormitory people were all lying down, only Wang Aiguo was wearing quilts, sitting on the bed one by one, and then everyone had a bucket of instant noodles.
"This ......" Grandpa Bi wanted to say something, but looking at Wang Aiguo's nervous face, Grandpa Bi finally decided to treat it as if he didn't see it, anyway, as long as he was there.
"I'm going to report this year, and I'm not going to be a soldier anymore." Grandpa Bi made a decision when he returned to the dormitory.
…….
When: 8/28/12
Location: Chenyang New Barracks
Weather: The autumn tiger is coming, and it is extremely hot
This week, Wang Aiguo and others felt that life was not easy. The secretary of the secretary followed them behind their butts every day, staring at them, so that they did not eat a full meal.
In desperation, Wang Aiguo and others began to 'fend for themselves'.
The so-called self-fending way is to play various games, and the moment you lose, you have to be responsible for inviting everyone to eat instant noodles.
Because of the high frequency, people can't even afford to buy bucket noodles. There are two sheets of dough on the bucket, but it is actually the size of a bagged dough.
Anyway, everyone has a bowl, so everyone simply changed to bagged instant noodles, which is cheap and can be eaten to the full.
Of course, this is only for ordinary people, and Wang Aiguo is not among them. Just him, one person can eat half a box.
However, after a long period of contact, everyone also realized that the amount of food for the warrior monks is not small. A warrior monk can probably top half of the king's patriotism.
In the past few days, because of his poor luck, Huang Gang has lost several times. So as a loser, Huang Gang gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and decided to play a big one.
than peeing, to see who pees farther.
To be reasonable, Wang Aiguo didn't know that Huang Gang's self-confidence felt that he could win.