Chapter 218: Lu Zhi deepened into a wolf grandmother, and Deng Yuanjue became Little Red Riding Bag in seconds!
Lu Zhishen listened to Deng Yuanjue's sound of patting the horse, and was in a good mood, but when he listened to it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. I thought about it for a long time.
Only then did he remember, it turned out that this Deng Yuanjue actually spoke clearly and clearly, without the slightest feeling of leakage of speech.
This doesn't feel right, I remember that when I was on Liangshan, when I was competing in martial arts with other leaders, I sometimes knocked out their front teeth.
These leaders will leak when they speak, and it is still fun to listen to that weird accent, why didn't Deng Yuanjue miss his speech?
No, you have to ask the boss this question. Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen took out the phone that Wu Ming had equipped him with and dialed Wu Ming's number.
"Boss, I have a question for you, here's the thing, Deng Yuanjue has already let me accept it, but I'm very strange:
Deng Yuanjue was obviously knocked out of two back molars by me, why did he speak without a sense of air leakage. Boss, you are very knowledgeable, give me an explanation. ”
After listening to Lu Zhishen's questioning, Wu Mingxin said: How boring do you have to be to think about these things before the war.
After the reunification of the country, I must improve and promote the sport of football, starting from Liangshan.
When these guys in the province were full of food and had nothing to do, they used the name of competition to find gaps and fights everywhere. This is true of the generals under his own command.
Not to mention the ordinary people, when the harvest is bumper next year, these people will not be oppressed or exploited.
Naturally, they will be full, and they don't have any entertainment, and when they are full, they will inevitably do something not very good.
It seems that I have to hurry up, and I must first put the national fitness movement above the RI stage.
While thinking about his thoughts, Wu Ming answered Lu Zhishen's questions, and he said: "This is very simple, according to the principle that sound passes through the mouth.
After the Liangshan generals you saw before lost their teeth, their speech leaked, and that was because they lost their front front teeth.
And Deng Yuanjue lost the back molars in the back, and the sound passed through the front teeth, and if it was not blocked, there would be a phenomenon of speech leakage.
The posterior molars basically have no major impact on the passage of sound through the mouth, so there is no phenomenon of air leakage when speaking.
Do you understand? Don't give me a day to think about those who don't have it, you give me a good patrol, don't let go of a military general in Hangzhou City.
Got it? This time you subdued Deng Yuanjue, I am very happy, count you as a great merit, and when the war is over, I will let you let go of your belly and drink. ”
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lu Zhishen was very happy, his boss was really interesting, and he knew that his only hobby was drinking.
This time this Deng Yuanjue is really his lucky star, thinking of Deng Yuanjue, Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue's eyes wrong.
Since Deng Yuanjue, this kid, is his lucky star, then don't be so stingy, just give him two back molars.
This is a bit different from what it looks like to be the boss, how about just knocking out all the teeth in his mouth and replacing them all with big gold teeth.
Imagine that Deng Yuanjue was smiling in the sun, with a slightly open mouth, a mouthful of big gold teeth, reflecting golden light against the sun.
Thinking of this scene, Lu Zhishen unconsciously showed a strange smile, but Deng Yuanjue suddenly felt a chill on his body.
couldn't help but shudder, he looked at Lu Zhishen's evil smile, took two steps back in fear, and said tremblingly:
"Big brother, what are you thinking, what are you going to do? I'm the little brother you just received, so we're in a group now, okay?
Big brother, don't scare me, I'm cowardly. The way you look always makes me feel bad, that you're going to hurt me. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen withdrew from that beautiful picture, he looked at Deng Yuanjue and said with a smile:
"Wrongdoer, ahhh This is also an unintentional mistake on my part.
You know, when you're competing in martial arts, you're bound to miss a beat, but don't worry, I know some good dentists.
You have to hear clearly, it's a dentist, not a servant. Dentists are a new profession created by our bosses, and they are filled by small goblins.
A profession that specializes in inputting and filling people's teeth, not the errand in the yamen as you imagine, can you understand this? ”
Deng Yuanjue didn't know what Lu Zhishen wanted to do, but he could understand what he said, after all, it was such a simple and easy to understand.
If you don't understand it anymore, aren't you just a fool, after understanding Lu Zhishen's meaning, Deng Yuanjue couldn't help but admire Wu Ming.
This god of martial arts is really a god, and he even has a solution to the lost tooth, which was unsolvable in the past.
Seeing Deng Yuanjue nodding, Lu Zhishen knew that Deng Yuanjue understood his words, and he continued: "I did it, I will naturally admit it."
Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person to deny, and I'll be responsible for you. As soon as he finished saying this, he shuddered.
"Phew" spit out and scolded angrily: "Ma Dan, bad luck, look at what kind of bastard words I said, as if I had done something to you."
I said Yuanjue, I mean I knocked out your tooth, and I will go to the dentist to replace it for you, so that it will not affect your eating.
It's just that there are so many different materials for dental prostheses nowadays, I don't know which one you want to use to set in your mouth.
You can rest assured, although there are a variety of materials, but they are all non-toxic and have no side effects, the boss said that the alternatives are:
The metals, the gold and silver of our humans, the strange minerals dug up by the dwarves, and the closest thing to nature is ivory.
I don't know which one you want, don't worry about the cost, I'll pay for you, and my suggestion is that you have gold teeth.
After all, gold is the color of wealth, and if you forget to bring money when you go out to eat one day, you can also pull out one of these teeth to settle the bill.
Well, my suggestion is good. ”
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue's face was moved, he looked at Lu Zhishen with tears in his eyes, and said in his heart: This Lu Zhishen is a particular person.
I all know that for the sake of my newly acquired little brother, I don't lose this boss. Deng Yuanjue, who thought of this, said to Lu Zhishen:
"Everything is up to the boss, boss, if you let me inlay gold tusks, I will inlay gold tusks, and if you let me inlay ivory, I will inlay ivory.
Look at the boss happy. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen smiled even happier, and Deng Yuanjue suddenly found that the feeling that made him creepy came again.
He suddenly glared at him, no, his boss looks very honest on the outside, but in fact he is a treacherous and cunning existence.
I was fooled twice in his hands, why didn't I learn my lesson, and I was so easily fooled.
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, Deng Yuanjue immediately asked Lu Zhishen loudly: "Boss, what do you want to do, I don't have a score in my heart." ”