Chapter 219: Such a Bastard!
Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was wary of himself, and showed a smile that he thought was the friendliest and kindest, and said:
"It's not wrong that I'm your boss, how can being the boss harm your little brother, don't be afraid.
Look at your expression, is it necessary to be so wary of me? I'm not a big bad wolf, and you're not a white rabbit.
I suddenly had a very good idea, this idea will make you very charming, very handsome, very attractive to girls. ”
The more Lu Zhishen was like this, the more frightened Deng Yuanjue became, and he hurriedly took a few steps back and put on a defensive posture.
said: "Boss, you don't want to be like this, the more you are like this, the more I have no score in my heart, you don't want to BI me, I will do it if I am in a hurry."
I know I can't beat you, but I won't sit still, you make me very charming and handsome.
I almost believed in your evil, but you said that I became very attractive to girls, so I had to guard against it, I am a monk.
What do I want my sister for? Boss, what do you want, you can say it, if you don't make it clear, I panic. ”
After listening to Deng Yuanjue's words, Lu Zhishen looked at Deng Yuanjue, who was guarding himself as if he was facing a great enemy, and said with a smile: "It's all said, let you relax."
Don't be nervous, I think so, instead of inlaying you with two gold teeth, let me knock out all your teeth.
I'll give you a bite of gold teeth, and if you think about it, how does that feel? ”
After listening to Lu Zhishen's words, Deng Yuanjue's two white gases spewed out of his nose, and fortunately Deng Yuanjue was a bald head.
He doesn't have hair, otherwise, Deng Yuanjue would let Lu Zhishen know what it means to be angry. Deng Yuanjue, who was extremely angry, was no longer afraid of Lu Zhishen.
He yelled at Lu Zhishen angrily: "I'll just say how I suddenly felt that someone was trying to harm me, it turned out that you were thinking about harming me."
The body is skinned, and it is received by its parents. I had two teeth knocked out by you, and there was no way around it, and I decided to listen to your inlaid gold teeth.
But what did you do to your little brother, you actually wanted to knock out my good teeth and replace them with dentures for me.
Is there such a bastard as you, I don't need my real teeth, I'm going to change a big gold tooth, how will I go out to meet people in the future.
As soon as I speak, my mouth is full of golden light, and ordinary people will think that I am showing off my wealth and that I am unstable.
When I meet someone with bad intentions, they will try their best to kill me and pull out my gold teeth. I admit that my force value is very high.
There are very few people who can beat me, but don't forget, boss, that it's easy to dodge with open guns, but it's hard to defend against hidden arrows.
What's the use of my force value, there is still something called poison in this world. I can't watch out for someone poisoning me every day.
Only a thousand RI are thieves, and there are no thousand RI thieves. Besides, all my good teeth will be knocked out by you, boss.
How many punches I have to eat from you, isn't this another kind of torture, boss, save it, I'd rather not want you to compensate me.
Don't think about ways to toss me, okay, I can't afford to provoke me, I can't hide anymore, boss, let me go, I was wrong. ”
Hearing Deng Yuanjue's tearful accusation, Lu Zhishen finally came to his senses, he didn't know what to think just now.
was actually stunned, and actually drilled the tip of the horns, and thought of such a bastard idea. Lu Zhishen, who came to his senses, stood there.
He looked at Deng Yuanjue quietly, and it wasn't until Deng Yuanjue's mood gradually calmed down that Lu Zhishen bowed deeply to Deng Yuanjue.
said: "Yuan Jue, it was my fault just now, I was wrong, I was stunned just now, it must have been the demon that invaded my heart." ”
Thank you for waking me up, otherwise I would have fallen into the devil, and in the words of the boss, it would have been blackened. Looks like I'm going to go to the boss and ask what's going on.
Do you want to come with me, go and meet the boss, and let the boss know my new little brother. After listening to Lu Zhishen's words.
Deng Yuanjue chose to forgive him, after all, both of them were former disciples of the FO family, so they naturally believed in these things about the invasion of demons.
After the two met Wu Ming, Wu Ming listened to Deng Yuanjue and Lu Zhishen's description, Wu Ming smiled, where is this kind of demon invasion.
This is just an obsession of Lu Zhishen at that time, Lu Zhishen is a person with great wisdom, and this person with great wisdom is most afraid of drilling the tip of the horns.
When Lu Zhishen subconsciously wanted to see what Deng Yuanjue's golden teeth looked like, he would unconsciously put it into action.
Fortunately, this Deng Yuanjue is not a submissive person, he also knows resistance, and his resistance woke up Lu Zhishen, who was drilling the horns of the bull.
Otherwise, Lu Zhishen would really have knocked out Deng Yuanjue's real teeth and inlaid him with gold dentures.
Thinking of that beautiful picture, even Wu Ming was a little moved, fortunately Wu Ming just thought about it, otherwise Deng Yuanjue would have been miserable.
Because of the words of Lu Zhishen and Deng Yuanjue, Wu Ming remembered a movie he saw when he was young, which was a spy war movie of a certain country.
The name is 007 vs. King Kong Tooth, Wu Mingxin said that when he is fine, he may be able to let himself remake this film in the theater in Bianliang.
It is used to entertain the public, after all, after his own grand theater is built, there will be a legend of the White Snake, and the rest of the time.
That big theater has been idle there, which is a bit of a waste, it's not that Wu Ming doesn't have a good script, it's just that Wu Ming has been busy quelling the rebellion.
I don't have time to guide those female artists to film, but now it's okay, as long as Fang La calms down, the country will completely settle down.
As for the foreign Jin and Liao countries, let them fight first, and it is time for the soldiers to relax and relax, a funny entertainment film at this time.
It will allow the fighters to relax their tense nerves. After all, those warriors are not iron-clad, and they always have to pay attention to the combination of work and rest.
For the movie of his previous life, 007 vs. King Kong Tooth may be a spy war movie, but it is put here for the soldiers of Liangshan.
The cliff is an entertainment film, proper, after all, tooth inlay is a new profession, and which of the Liangshan soldiers has not had tooth inlay.
When they saw the big gold tooth with a mouth in the movie, they would definitely laugh out of the.
That's a good laugh, and with that sharp tooth, there's nothing to bite out the plot constantly.
It will definitely remind the soldiers of Liangshan of their relatives and friends around them.,If they fight with each other in the future.。。
You should also pay attention to it, no one wants to become the big gold tooth in the movie. After all, prostheses are convenient.
But Wu Ming didn't want his subordinates to go out, and their mouths were full of gold teeth, which was too embarrassing.