After running out of money, Wang Aiguo began to gradually understand that what is good or not, what you like or dislike is farting, and everything that is hungry is delicious.

But there are still a lot of sequelae after eating too many steamed buns, and I don't know if Wang Aiguo's stomach is not very suitable for the relationship between steamed buns.

The pain of feces is not just a simple 'chrysanthemum wound', but more importantly...... The new barracks is a squatting toilet, squatting on the pit for half an hour, and when he came out, Wang Aiguo felt that his legs seemed to be playing 'double flash'.

Wang Aiguo, who had been squatting for a long time, began to moan in pain after crawling back to the bed with a gruff.

"Divine doctor, my good divine doctor, you are a top student of the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, do you have any solution for constipation?"

The divine doctor on the top bunk looked down at Wang Aiguo, who was lying on the bed, and frowned slightly: "Are you so exaggerated?" ”

"Damn, then guess I'm sleeping on my stomach instead of lying down?" Wang Aiguo said angrily.

The next moment the dormitory was quiet, and everyone looked at each other in the silent darkness, and after a long time, the warrior monk spoke: "What, I also want to know, is there any way to moisten the bowels?" ”

"You're constipated too?"

The warrior monk lifted the quilt and looked at his lower body, then nodded with a complicated expression: "A little." ”

"Well, in fact, constipation is still very easy to solve, I have learned it before. When you are constipated, just slap the Tianling cover three times. ”

"So easy?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

The divine doctor nodded: "I don't believe you can try it." ”

…….

Early the next morning, Grandpa Bi got up refreshed, and he felt good sleep last night, so he got up at half past five today.

Seeing that there was still a while before the time to get up, Grandpa Bi decided to inspect the floor. Anyway, it's half past five, Wang Aiguo and the others shouldn't have gotten up yet, so there shouldn't be anything strange happening, right?

With this in mind, Grandpa Bi walked up to the third floor. As a result, as soon as I went upstairs, I heard a strange clicking sound coming from the toilet on the third floor.

Grandpa Bi was stunned for a moment, then curiously approached the door of the toilet, poked out a pair of eyes and looked inside carefully.

As a result, as soon as he poked in, Grandpa Bi saw Wang Aiguo squatting in the toilet.

To be reasonable, Grandpa Bi feels that he is also a person who has gone through strong winds and waves, and he will not be surprised to see anything in the toilet. After all, he'd seen smoking in the toilet, jerking off in the toilet, and even eating instant noodles.

But at this moment, he was still startled by Wang Aiguo, because it was the first time he saw someone squatting in the toilet and patting his head desperately. The expression was hideous, as if he was going to shoot himself to death.

"Three hundred, what are you doing? Thinking about suicide? Grandpa Bi finally couldn't help it, and walked into the toilet and asked Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo raised his head, and when he saw that it was Grandpa Bi, he immediately said with some embarrassment: "No, it was said by the divine doctor, this can treat constipation." ”

"It's the first time I've heard that constipation can be treated like this, and I don't know if I thought you were practicing iron head skills."

As soon as the words fell, Grandpa Bi heard a roar from the pit next to Wang Aiguo, and then there was a 'bang'.

Grandpa Bi was frightened and subconsciously thought that someone had been washed away by the toilet. As a result, when I walked to the second pit, I found that it was a warrior monk squatting on the pit, and he still had half a brick in his hand.

The warrior monk and Grandpa Bi looked at each other, and neither of them spoke for a while. After a while, the warrior monk grinned stupidly: "Captain, I am also constipated, so I practice the Iron Head Gong by the way......."

"Go on, when I haven't been here." Grandpa Bi clutched his chest and exited the toilet, and now he only had one thought in his mind, that is, to hurry back to the room to eat some heart-saving pills.

Who says going to bed early and waking up early is good for your health? In this 12 team, waking up early is definitely harmful to physical and mental health, and in serious cases, it can even cause myocardial infarction!

Cherish life and stay away from the third floor.

…….

After filming all morning, Wang Aiguo only felt dizzy, and so did the warrior monk. The two of them slapped the Heavenly Spirit Cover more than 300 times, and the Heavenly Spirit Cover was about to break. The other was even more powerful, smashing eight bricks in a row.

Both of them felt that they were about to practice the iron head gong, but the two of them were not happy at all, because they were not here to practice the iron head gong, they just wanted to treat constipation.

"Divine Doctor, does your method really work?" Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor with a painful face and said.

The divine doctor looked at the two of them, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only explain: "This is what my teacher said, it really doesn't work, and I haven't tried it." ”

"Wait, I found a problem, why are the only ones with constipation being me and the warrior monk, but you don't?" Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor and the others with puzzled expressions.

Everyone was also a little puzzled by Wang Aiguo's words, and everyone looked at Wang Aiguo and the warrior monks, and carefully compared what was the difference between them and Wang Aiguo and the warrior monks.

In the end, they came to the conclusion that they still have a bucket of instant noodles a day recently, and Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk can't afford to buy instant noodles recently because their wallets have been taken away.

So after a comprehensive analysis, Wang Aiguo came up with an answer - gutter oil can treat constipation.

As for why it is gutter oil, it is mainly because the commissary sells all pirated goods. What Kang Shuaifu, Xiangba Lao, and Hong Niu are all among them.

To treat constipation, we use Kang Shuai Fu brand gutter oil, the effect is very good!

……..

In the morning, according to the custom, it is still a 3,000-meter run, of course, this is only the privilege of those who do not pass the 3,000-kilometer, and everyone else only needs to run two laps as they wish.

Although the warrior monk passed once, but this was a burst of time, and in the second test, he recovered his 'high score' of 14 minutes and 10 seconds, so he could only grit his teeth and continue to run 3,000 meters with Wang Aiguo.

The three kilometers in the morning were originally composed of only two people, Wang Aiguo and Youxia, but now that the right-handed was sent to the hospital, Wang Aiguo could only run by himself.

Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk ran side by side, the speed was not fast, the two could still talk, and for a while Wang Aiguo felt that it was not particularly painful.

However, as he ran, the warrior monk felt something strange, so he said to Wang Aiguo: "Three hundred, you can help me see, am I not wearing my pants well today, why do I always feel a little obedient?" ”

"Weird? What else could there be in the pants? Have you forgotten to wear your panties? ”

"You're not wearing panties, hurry up and help me take a look." The warrior monk said angrily.

The comrades-in-arms still have to help, after all, is the comradeship!

So Wang Aiguo quickly slowed down and retreated behind the warrior monk.

As a result, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Wang Aiguo was stunned on the spot when he saw it. This picture seems to be a little scary!