As soon as the warrior monk saw Wang Aiguo's face change greatly, he immediately panicked, and said nervously: "What kind of expression are you?" What's wrong with my ass? ”

"Before I came to the army, I didn't believe in blood-stained uniforms, but now I do." Wang Aiguo said firmly.

The warrior monk was even more puzzled, and as he turned around, he grabbed his pants with his hand and pulled them forward, wanting to see what was going on.

Then the next moment, the warrior monk almost fainted.

"Damn, what's going on?"

……

Fortunately, this matter can't be publicized, otherwise Grandpa Bi would definitely take the Baoxin Pill now, after all, the morning jog almost ran people into the anorectal department, which sounds a little weird.

This position is a bit awkward, and the warrior monk can only ask Wang Aiguo to help him take a look.

So the two of them got into the big toilet that took the secretary to the hospital, and then the two big men did something indescribable......

As soon as the warrior monk's pants were taken off, Wang Aiguo's eyes darkened, and he regretted that he had promised the warrior monk to help him see the 'chrysanthemum'.

"Big brother, I admit that your feet stink, don't you wash your buttocks? Your ass is the same as from Africa, what's wrong? Does Shaolin Temple have a branch in Africa? ”

The warrior monk's face was flushed by Wang Aiguo's words, but he couldn't care so much at the moment, so he scolded and said: "Don't talk so much nonsense, just ask you, what's the matter?" ”

"I don't know what's going on, anyway, your chrysanthemum is dripping with blood, according to my estimate...... It should have torn the chrysanthemum when you split it. Wang Aiguo thought about it for a while and felt that his inference was very well-founded.

The warrior monk rolled his eyes, and almost didn't come up and recite it in one breath, it was the first time he had heard the theory of chrysanthemum tearing.

"Torn?"

"Yes, it's torn."

"Tear your sister, do you think it's chrysanthemum tea?"

"Uh...... If you don't understand it that way, it's fine. ”

"Get out!"

In this way, the warrior monk, who was supposed to run in the morning, walked back to the dormitory slowly with the support of Wang Aiguo.

Back in the dormitory, everyone was up just in time. As soon as they saw the warrior monk come back like this, everyone was stunned.

Huang Gang looked at Wang Aiguo, and then looked at the warrior monk covering his buttocks, his brows furrowed slightly.

"You ......"

"I know what you're going to say, but if you say those two words, I'm going to beat you to death right now!" Wang Aiguo looked at Huang Gang with humble eyes and said coldly.

Huang Gang was speechless for a while, and in order to survive, he gave in.

However, even if Huang Gang gave in, it didn't mean that everyone would give in, for example, the sect leader who passed by outside the house and was completely unaware of it looked at Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk with a strange expression and said, "You two went to work on the foundation in the morning?" ”

"Ahhhh Wang Aiguo roared angrily and chased after the sect leader.

And the warrior monk limped behind with his buttocks covered, looking like he was going to pull the sect leader's back even if he died.

……..

Five minutes later, the warrior monk leaned against the edge of the bed with a look of embarrassment that he didn't know whether to sit or stand.

The divine doctor glanced at the warrior monk, then frowned and said, "Three hundred, what is the situation?" Aren't you two okay when you go for a run? ”

"Didn't he split it two days ago? So the chrysanthemum is torn. Wang Aiguo's face was not red, and his heart was not beating and he said his baseless inference.

The warrior monk glanced at Wang Aiguo and wanted to explain, but when he saw that it was a divine doctor who was talking to Wang Aiguo, he shut up. After all, the divine doctor is a medical university, and a student of medicine will never believe such a strange inference, right?

But to the surprise of the warrior monk, the divine doctor actually nodded and said with a serious face: "From a medical point of view, this is possible, after all, the amplitude of his split two days ago was too large, and it was completely possible to cause a tear in the sphincter, which would lead to bleeding." ”

The warrior monk looked at the divine doctor with a bewildered expression, and his heart was full of 'cordial greetings' to the whole family of the divine doctor.

"Damn, you don't think about it, I may have a hemorrhoid attack?"

"I haven't seen so much blood from hemorrhoids, so I think Wang Aiguo's inference is right." The miracle doctor made a serious 'diagnosis'.

Warrior Monk: "......"

I have an MMP, I don't know if to say it or not.

…….

However, it was not a way for the warrior monk to bleed like this, so after a while, Wang Aiguo, the divine doctor and Huang Gang helped the warrior monk to the health team.

The military doctor of the health team is a middle-aged man about 40 years old, with a Chinese character face and a serious looking face.

As soon as he entered, the military doctor was stunned when he saw the situation of the warrior monk, and then said something that Wang Aiguo couldn't even think of.

"Damn, are you a woman disguised as a man to be a soldier? You need sanitary napkins in this situation! ”

"Doctor, can you stop doing this, I'm a wounded, and it's quite serious, can you stop talking about it!" The warrior monk roared in shame.

Only then did the military doctor smile awkwardly and said, "Don't you have such a big temper young man?" Just kidding, come on, I'll check it for you. ”

The warrior monk took off his pants again with a look of lovelessness, but as soon as the pants were taken off, the military doctor glanced at the warrior monk's buttocks, and immediately said seriously: "Young man, your buttocks should be washed often, look at this skin, it is as black as coming from the African savannah." It's not good for you to treat your 'chrysanthemum' like this! ”

Warrior Monk: "........"

"Do you have to play to my death to be happy? Then you give me a knife, and I'll cut it myself, right? ”

……..

After a 'detailed' examination by the military doctor, a conclusion was finally reached.

"Well, it's indeed hemorrhoids bleeding."

"Whew." The warrior monk breathed a sigh of relief, and then immediately turned his head to Wang Aiguo and the others: "I'll just say it, I must be bleeding from hemorrhoids." ”

But before the words fell, the military doctor spoke again: "But then again, you have external hemorrhoids, and they grow right on the edge of the 'chrysanthemum'. Judging by the bleeding condition, you must have done some aggressive exercise recently, and judging by the lacerations, most of them are splits. So strictly speaking, you shouldn't call it hemorrhoidal bleeding, it should be called chrysanthemum tearing. ”

After the military doctor finished speaking, the warrior monk immediately showed an expression of 'you are teaseing me'.

And Wang Aiguo and others shouted 666 loudly to the military doctor in their hearts, this military doctor is really very level!

Because the chrysanthemums were full of mountains, no, the chrysanthemums burst into blood, and the health team issued a sick note to the warrior monk for three days of rest.

Then the warrior monk could only lie miserably on the bed, motionless.

And the news of the tearing of the warrior monk chrysanthemum spread as quickly as if someone had installed a megaphone among the recruits.

So the monk who was lying in bed soon saw all kinds of 'well-wishers' coming to visit him.

"I heard your chrysanthemum is torn?" The first to arrive at the 'battlefield' was the secretary, who learned that the warrior monk chrysanthemum was torn, and the secretary was happy like a three-hundred-pound child. I can't wait to take a home theater to the big playground to roll and play.