But hearing that the mountain was still laughing, Cheng Chumo dragged a big fat pig to appear, and the goods staggered to the camp, and said triumphantly to Li Yunxian: "Master, you see, the death is transparent, you don't need to use a knife in vain, the pig hits the tree by itself." ”

I heard another young man's angry voice coming from afar, it seemed that the young man was very unhappy, and was scolding Cheng Chumo viciously, and said angrily: "The pig hit the tree? You hit the pig, didn't you? If you dare to be so reckless in the future, be careful to open you to the mountain gate......"

The voice was full of indignation, and it was obvious that he hated iron and steel.

But everyone on the top of the mountain looked at each other, and each of them secretly said 'yes' in their hearts.

Fang Xuanling coughed, and said with admiration on his face: "Not bad, that is, being a teacher, when there is a teacher, although the two teenagers are of the same age, but to be a teacher should be like a teacher, this scolding is very majestic......"

It's a pity that before the first assistant of the Tang Dynasty finished speaking, he heard the young man's voice sound again.

This time, the taste of the teenager's speech has changed!

But when he heard Li Yun's tone change, he was very surprised: "Tut-tut, this is really dead, it's easier than slaughtering with a knife...... I said Cheng Chumo, why don't we try again, each ride a pig, and let the pig hit the tree again......"

"Okay, okay, master, let me tell you, it's too enjoyable to ride a pig, and let me teach you the apprentice!"

Fang Xuanling's hand twisted his beard and almost tore it off, and at this moment, Datang Shoufu felt that he had been slapped in the face.

Everyone on the mountain was also stunned, their faces were blue and weird, and after a long time, they suddenly laughed out loud at the same time.

Li Shimin angrily pointed at Lao Cheng and Li Xiaogong and reprimanded them, and pretended to be angry and said: "See, these are two dolls with childlike innocence, you think it's embarrassing to ride a pig, and people are still excited to try again." ”

Lao Cheng smashed his mouth, suddenly spat on it, and said: "What Your Majesty said is that the minister is angry." ”

Turning his face to look at Li Xiaogong, he said angrily: "Old man, I'm sorry, I started a little hard just now, why don't you call back?" ”

Li Xiaogong snorted, but a smile also appeared on his face, and he snorted proudly: "Lao Tzu also kicked it, you didn't take advantage just now." ”

A storm subsided in a blink of an eye.

Li Shimin suddenly looked up at the sky, changed the topic, and said: "It was almost noon, I suddenly felt hungry in my belly, and it happened that the two babies under the mountain were going to kill pigs, so it was better for us to have a meal." ”

The emperor said not long ago that cheap meat should not be eaten, but at this moment, he directly proposed to eat pork, Lao Cheng and Li Xiaogong only felt a sudden warmth in their hearts, and suddenly clenched their fists at the same time and solemnly saluted Li Shimin.

They knew in their hearts that the emperor's desire to eat pork was fake, and it was true to resolve their grievances.

Li Shimin thought for a while, and suddenly said: "This time, I am a white dragon fish suit, and I will wait for you to reveal the secret, so I will say that I am a prince of the royal family, and my identity is somewhat similar to Li Xiaogong." ”

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, turned his head and glanced at Empress Changsun, thought for a moment, and then said in a deep voice: "Guanyin maid also has to change her title, you first lie that she is my princess." ”

All the courtiers are human spirits, how can they not understand the meaning of the emperor? This is because he doesn't want to meet the young man as an emperor, lest the young man be frightened and uncomfortable.

As for lying about the prince, there is no pressure, Cheng Yanjin is the founding prince, and it is not abrupt to invite the prince to come and see his own property.

Everyone nodded at the Emperor, indicating that they had understood. Li Shimin waved his hand slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Let's go, go down the mountain." ”

……

In the camp at the foot of the mountain, Li Yun and Cheng Chu Mo Xingchong each chose a big fat pig, and the master and apprentice also specially named their own mounts, preparing to ride the fat pig again.

Li Yun's fat pig is called Ah Hua, and Cheng Chumo's fat pig is called Niu Niu, the two teenagers squeezed their eyebrows and slowly stepped forward, smiling evilly and preparing to turn over and ride on the pig's back.

It was also at this time that I suddenly heard a girl's angry scolding, and shouted: "How do you do master? My brother likes to mess around, and you, as a master, also follow the fool? If you dare to act like this again, my Cheng family will be clear with you......"

In the midst of the shouting, but seeing Cheng Chuxue coming over with an angry face, the girl stared at Li Yun with a fierce face, and was very angry that this villain taught her bad brother.

When she saw Li Yunna glancing at her, she felt even more angry for some reason, and said angrily: "What do you see? Is there something wrong with what this girl said? My father and mother handed over my brother to you because he wanted him to learn from you, but what are you doing? You taught him to ride a pig? My brother is the eldest son of the Imperial Prince......"

"Enough!"

Li Yun roared suddenly, stared at Cheng Chuxue coldly and said, "What did you just say?" The Cheng family and I are clear? ”

The two Qings are the severance of friendship.

It is similar to the meaning of cutting off the robe

This was not usually said in such a serious way in ancient times.

Cheng Chuxue was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that she had lost her words, but the girl's temper was very strong, and she said stubbornly: "I said it, what do you want?" If you dare to take my brother, it will be cheaper for you to be clear. ”

"Good!"

Li Yun was extremely angry, and suddenly let out another loud roar, and said: "Cutting the robe and breaking the righteousness, but that's it, but you are just a woman who has not left the cabinet, I can't cut the robe and break the righteousness with you, I only ask you, can what you say represent the Cheng family?" ”

Can you represent the Cheng family?

At this moment, Li Yun's face was pale, as if he had been greatly humiliated.

Cheng Chuxue's face was also white, and she felt greatly humiliated.

She is a girl, where can a girl represent the family?

Even if it is the eldest daughter, she will be married in the future.

The young lady of the family has never learned the right to marry by herself, which is also thanks to the better atmosphere in the Tang Dynasty, and women are not forbidden to go out.

To be honest, Li Yun's counterattack was a bit heart-wrenching.

He was born as a keyboard warrior in later generations, and after coming to Datang, he couldn't adapt to the human feelings of this era, although he was very smart, but he occasionally made mistakes.

For example, in the question just now, although the counterattack is very sharp, it hurts the self-esteem of others.

Cheng Chuxue's face turned from white to red, and she suddenly screamed in shame, the Cheng family has a bad temper, once you can't talk about others, you like to play hard.

But seeing that the girl suddenly turned around and left, rushing away like a violent wind, and in the blink of an eye she came back again, already carrying a big axe in her hand, and said angrily: "Big liar, you give me death, no matter who stops me today, this girl will definitely beat you." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the big axe in his hand and rushed over with the sound of the whirring wind.

"I'm afraid of you!"

Li Yun also shouted violently, rubbed his body and stepped forward to meet the attack, a pair of young men and women were angry in their hearts, and they met each other in a blink of an eye.