Chapter 54 [Cheng Chu Kills the Pig]
The two teenagers soon arrived at the side of the camp, there were two homeless people who were carefully guarding the four big fat pigs, and when they saw the two coming, they had to bend down and salute, Li Yun hurriedly waved his hand, and Cheng Chumo also dodged to dodge.
The four fat pigs were not tied up, and were lazily lying on the ground and gnawing grass.
Cheng Chumo was in a hurry to express himself, and then suddenly pulled out a short knife from his waist and shouted: "Master, please watch me die with one sword." ”
With a snort, he jumped to the fat pig, suddenly raised his feet and stride, and sat on the fat pig.
This thing obviously hasn't killed a pig, and wielding a knife is a sharp chop. But when he heard a muffled pop, he split a deep hole in the pig's head.
Li Yun's eyes straightened.
Fool, are you biao?
That's a big fat pig of three or four hundred pounds......
He was about to remind Cheng Chumo when he suddenly heard a tragic wail, earth-shattering, penetrating the sky, but saw the fat pig rushing up, booming like a raging tank.
The acceleration in that moment is not much better than that of a thousand miles of horses.
In particular, the force was extremely strong, knocking down countless grasses and trees along the way, pigs' trotters flying dust, and gravel hunting, sweeping through the small camp, frightening a group of women.
On top of the fat pig, Cheng Chumo's face was also pale, and the little overlord screamed in his mouth, how could he never have imagined that a fat pig would be so fierce.
He was so frightened that his mouth was trembling, and subconsciously he actually cut the fat pig again, which was good, and the pig ran more happily.
A young man, a big pig, was out of sight in the blink of an eye, leaving a mess of cake baskets and grain everywhere in the small camp.
Far away on the hill, Li Shimin and the others opened their mouths wide, and the emperor and ministers stared at the scene in front of them in a daze, and suddenly burst into loud laughter.
Li Xiaogong laughed wildly, pointed at Cheng Yanjin and said: "I've seen people riding horses, I've seen people riding donkeys, even if tigers, leopards and wolves ride, I have heard of it, but it's not like today's scene, someone can ride a pig, ahhahaha, it really deserves to be the style of the Cheng family, and the mounts are all different, ahhahahaha......"
Cheng Biting Jin's face turned pale, and he suddenly let out a violent roar, and shouted angrily: "Straight lady thief, Li Xiaogong, eat Lao Tzu's punch, and then laugh at me and you." ”
Li Xiaogong was afraid of him, he still burst into laughter, rolled up his sleeves while laughing, and deliberately provoked: "Lao Tzu just laughs, laugh at you." ”
"Straight sissy thief!" Lao Cheng roared violently, and raised his hand to punch.
Pity the hearts of parents in the world, Lao Cheng never cares about others laughing at him, and even he likes to pretend to be faceless and skinless, but at this moment, seeing his children being ridiculed, the Demon King of the Mixed World was directly angry.
Lao Cheng's fist is a real fight.
Li Xiaogong didn't notice for a while, he was directly hit on the face, the entire left side of his face was swollen in the blink of an eye, and a mouthful of blood splashed out of his mouth.
Li Xiaogong was stunned for a moment, and then became furious, the prince roared and rubbed his body, raised his foot and gave Cheng a hard bite, and said with a whimper: "The dog thief surnamed Cheng, Lao Tzu is going to overturn you." ”
It looks like a fight with you and without me.
Fortunately, everyone on the top of the mountain reacted in time, first Qin Qiong broke off and stepped forward to hug Lao Cheng, and on the other side, Li Cheng also ejected, and dragged Li Xiaogong away with a fork of his big hand.
Although the two hobs were pulled apart, they still looked at each other angrily.
Even Emperor Li Shimin didn't know how to appease, so he could only shout and forcibly suppress them, pretending to be angry: "Hold them down, no one is allowed to do it again, and if anyone dares to provoke again, I will whip him three hundred lashes first......
After thinking about it, he felt that it was not powerful enough, these two hobs definitely didn't care about being beaten, the emperor gritted his teeth, and said viciously: "I still want to take back his reward and inheritance, and don't even think about sealing his wife after death." ”
That's powerful.
The so-called generals died in a hundred battles, and they can't be crowned marquis, whether it is Lao Cheng or Li Xiaogong, what did they do when they were young and desperately carried knives on the battlefield? I only occupy a small number of generals, all for the future of my children.
Finally fought to a very good minister, if it was taken back by the emperor, it would be bad, Li Xiaogong can still be a royal family who eats white food, and Cheng Biting Jin can directly be beaten into a white body without treatment.
The two hobs knew Li Shimin's temper, since the emperor said so, it was likely that he would do so, the two looked at each other viciously, each gritted his teeth and scolded 'I'll do it', and then grinned and walked aside, obviously still angry in his heart.
Fang Xuanling suddenly walked to Li Xiaogong's side, and said with a persuasive tone: "The king of Hejian County has done a little too much today, you and Lu Guogong have a mutual relationship, and ordinary people just mock each other, how can you laugh at a child." As an elder, there is something wrong with it......"
Li Xiaogong also knew that he had made a mistake just now, but people would definitely not bow their heads when they were angry, this thing gritted his teeth for a long time, and said with a tough face: "It's a big deal, I'll let him taunt him once, and when my son makes a joke in the future, I specially invited Cheng Pifu to laugh in person, okay?" Fang Xuanling, this king has given you face, don't come over and make noise. ”
Although this is hard, but he has shown softness in his bones, Li Xiaogong is not afraid of Fang Xuanling, what he really shows is Cheng Biting Jin.
Over there, Du Ruhui also walked to Lao Cheng's side, suddenly bowed solemnly, and said apologetically: "Cheng Zhijie, don't be angry, my brother wants to apologize to you, I also laughed when everyone laughed just now, I, as Cheng Chumo's elders, really shouldn't laugh at a child." Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, my brother knows that you are not happy......"
Lao Cheng was not afraid that others would play tricks with him, he was afraid that others would respect him, and when he heard this, he felt that the anger in his chest had subsided, and he hurriedly held Du Ruhui's arm and said: "Whatever Brother Du said, it is all because the dog made a big joke." ”
At this time, a few more people stood up in the round, and even Empress Changsun added a sentence, and said in a gentle voice: "In fact, it is a trivial matter, Lu Guogong can't be aggrieved, and it is interesting to say that this matter is also interesting, Bengong was also amused just now, Cheng Chumo, this little guy, how dare he go directly to kill pigs......"
The queen came forward in person, where did Lao Cheng dare to have a cold face, and hurriedly said: "The lesson of the mother is that when you turn around, you will beat him up and let him have a long memory." ”
Empress Eldest Sun hurriedly waved her hand, her pretty face was cold and pretended to be displeased: "If you dare to hit him again, be careful that I will tell Concubine Yang's sister." ”
Lao Cheng smashed his mouth and respectfully saluted the queen.
Li Shimin sent a fire just now, and then he felt that he had to appease Lao Cheng for a few words, the emperor was about to speak, and suddenly there was a loud bang under the mountain, only to hear a young man's voice laughing excitedly, shouting and shouting in surprise: "Master, master, the pig hit the tree, I don't need to kill him, he will die himself, hahaha, riding a pig is very cool, very cool......
Everyone on the top of the mountain froze together, looking at each other with a suffocated face.