Chapter 18: A Visit to the West
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This feast was specially practiced by Li Shimin for Chen Mo, and the officials invited at the scene were all Li Shimin's henchmen.
Not far from the seat, there were several large iron pots, the fire was burning, the thunderbolt made a sound, and the big oil flowers in the pot kept tumbling.
Chen Mo sat on the roof and commanded, looking at the busy imperial kitchen like an assembly line.
"You wrap more steamed bun dregs...... The chicken in the pot is overturned," Chen Mo commanded with a bamboo pole.
Seeing that it was almost over, Chen Mo jumped off the roof and returned to his seat.
"Doll, you're late, punish wine, punish wine" Yu Chigong picked up the wine and let Chen Mo drink it, Chen Mo picked up the wine glass, very bold, and drank it all.
"You have to taste this wine slowly, General"
The "hillbilly" said the Persian master and servant who had come to the audience to speak, with mockery in his words.
"Since no one knows about a big country, it's a pity, it's a pity, Your Majesty, it's a small explanation.
Chen Mo hurriedly turned his head when he heard the voice, two blue eyes, golden hair, a high nose bridge, and gorgeous clothes.
Chen Mo seemed to understand, picked up the wine glass just now and smelled it, and said contemptuously to the Persian, "Two idiots, listen up, this wine is wine."
Chen Mo walked to the middle and said to the Persians, "Oh, I suddenly remembered a poem by a poet in my country: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately." ”
"Ha, ha, ha, good," everyone applauded.
The two Persians kneeling in the middle of the seat looked at Chen Mo with surprised expressions.
+100 negative sentiment from the Persians
Chen Mocai didn't care, he continued: "This wine is made from ripe grapes.
The grapes are soaked in brine before being vinified, then the grapes are crushed and a certain percentage of sugar is added, sealed and fermented ....... ”
"Ah...... How do you know this ancient recipe?" asked the Persian, surprised and incredulous.
"Of course I know, have you ever heard the story of Yelang's arrogance?" Chen Mo replied with a smile.
Then, with a smile, he picked up the flask next to him, brought himself a glass, sniffed it gently, and set it aside.
"Why don't you drink it, if you don't drink it, I'll drink it" said Cheng Yanjin happily ready to come over and grab it.
Chen Mo stopped the outstretched hand, "I'm sobering up."
Hahaha, Cheng Yanjin lay on the ground and laughed, "The wine still needs to wake up, I think you need to wake up, doll."
Chen Mo whispered something to the spring, and the spring left the sight of the crowd, only to see that he held a large piece of ice and put it on Chen Mo's table.
Chen Mo took the chopsticks, smashed a hole, and put the wine jug containing the wine on the ice.
"Little general, why are you?" asked Li Shiming curiously.
Before Chen Mo could answer, the Persian had a bewildered, incredulous expression.
Hurriedly put one hand on his chest, knelt down and said
"I can't imagine that there is such a capable person in the Celestial Empire, not only knowing that decanting wine, but also knowing that ice can make the taste even better, which is really clumsy."
Li Shimin laughed happily, "You are not the first clumsy ......"
The Persian smiled awkwardly.
For a moment, the Persians used the highest etiquette to show their respect for Chen Mo.
In order to return the gift, Chen Mo took a small sip of cold wine.
"It's delicious, but you're not pure,...... There is a problem with the method".
"Ah...... What's the problem?" The Persian walked over to Chen Mo's table and squatted down to listen to his opinion.
"Character issues." Chen Mo replied with a smile
+100 negative sentiment from the Persians
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Chen Mo went on to say, "Actually, it's a matter of temperature."
"Alright, alright, you two can step down, we have wine talents. Li Shimin said.
"Yes, Your Majesty," the Persian reluctantly left, very depressed in his heart.
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At this time, Li Shimin clapped his hands, and a group of guards were divided into several groups, and they walked with difficulty, carrying the things on the iron bar.
The boxy object is covered with a cloth towel, the color is very gorgeous, and the workmanship is exquisite, and it is slippery to the touch. There were some sounds coming out of it.
Tang Taizong said excitedly: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is yesterday, and the country of Luo specially paid tribute to a batch of rare treasures. It's funny, and I'm sure you haven't seen it.
Cheng Yanjin interjected: "Your Majesty, what kind of treasure, so mysterious, and covered with that piece of colorful green cloth."
"Just look at it...... Cheng Lao, I had this cloth when I sent it. Li Shimin replied.
As soon as Tang Taizong's words fell, the chief eunuch saw the time and immediately ordered someone to pull up the line under the cage.
The silk silk cloth slowly rose in all directions.
The golden hair is thick like seaweed, and the hair is slightly curled like a wave.
The girl's eyes are as beautiful as the blue ocean.
She opened her teeth and claws, shaking the iron cage, and her fair skin set off her facial features even more hideous. Coming out of the mouth. shift, shift, shift swearing.
The ministers present were stunned, and they all watched curiously, and Chen Mo finally got in and saw all this in front of him.
Originally, the court had changed to the back court to discuss, and Wei Zheng was already very angry.
In addition, seeing the indulgence in Tang Taizong's eyes, he was intoxicated, and hurriedly persuaded:
"Your Majesty, this strange beast, which makes people playthings lose their minds, will definitely bring disaster to my Tang Dynasty, and it should be returned to Luo Guo as soon as possible."
Negative sentiment from Li Shimin +10
When Li Shimin heard this, he was very angry:
"Prime Minister Wei, you are so bold, you dare to say that I will die in the country, are you rare and not curious about this strange beast?"
Wei Zheng replied, "Wechen is not curious."
Chen Mo was very happy when he received the negative emotions, because this was the first time he had received other negative emotions since he entered the fourth level, not just for him.
It's noisy around.
Chen Mo didn't hear the conversation between Li Shimin and Tang Taizong at all, he was greeting each other in his broken English.
When the people in the cage heard it, they were excited Help, Help, Help.
Li Shimin looked at Chen Mo, who was as curious as him, and said, "General Chen, do you say that I am a plaything."
As if he hadn't heard, Chen Mo had a difficult conversation with the people in the cage.
Cheng Yanjin next to him patted him on the shoulder before he came back to his senses, and the person on the side reminded him in a whisper.
Wei Zheng was lying on a stool, and the guards next to him were holding sticks and preparing to beat him.
Chen Mo replied, "Back to Your Majesty, you are a bit of a plaything."
Negative sentiment +100 from Li Shimin
Li Shimin didn't expect that Chen Mo, who was as fascinated as himself, would help Wei Zheng, who impeached him, speak.
Li Shimin shouted angrily, "General Chen, if you don't say one or two things today, I will not spare you." ”
Chen Mo laughed: "Am I still afraid that you won't succeed, you moody guy." I thought it was great to be an emperor, but someone else's Wei Qingjia kindly reminded you that you still have to beat him. Really?"
Negative sentiment +100 from Li Shimin
Negative sentiment +100 from Li Shimin
Li Shimin's beard flew up.
said, "If you can tell the reason, I will release Prime Minister Wei." ”
Li Shimin is Mingjun after all, he also knows Wei Zheng and Chen Mo They are good to him, but he has a good face, and he can't beat Wei Zheng when he looks at him lying on his stomach, and he can't let him go.
At this moment, he thought to himself, "If I beat Wei Zheng, your master will definitely not spare you at that time, and I can clean you up at that time, but the prince is loyal to me, and the queen will scold me."
Chen Mo continued, "Your Majesty, these strange beasts in everyone's mouth, they are human beings like us, but their races are different.
"I just taught them a sentence of Chinese", hehehehe.
Chen Mo glanced at the blonde beauty and greeted her, and the blonde knelt down and said, "I wish Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live, long live......"
Although some of the Chinese were stiff, the people present could hear it clearly.
The woman on the head of instant noodles next to her said pretentiously, "Why haven't you come yet?"
Everyone laughed, and Li Shiming felt that these tribute-paying women were almost as noisy as starlings.
In an instant, he seemed to understand Wei Zheng's good intentions.
So he said, "Prime Minister, it's my fault, you can return them to Aluo Kingdom, as for the reason, you must deal with it, you must show the demeanor of my great country." ”
The blonde beauty has a very high talent for language and is still very good at learning.
Pointing at Chen Mo and saying, "......... Don't go back to being slaves, we're going to follow him."
Chen Mo said to His Majesty, "No, I can't stand it, there is already a lady in the minister's family." ”
Li Shimin smiled and laughed: "Aren't you married yet?"
This matter will be left to you and the prime minister. ”
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