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Ding-dong, +100 negative sentiment from ministers

Ding Dong, negative emotions from Li Shimin +100

Before Chen Mo stepped out of the Taiji Palace, he was constantly swiping the screen by the system.

Li Shimin beckoned and stopped Chen Mo, "Little general, little Taoist...... Various salutations together. I still have something to discuss with you, so please stay. ”

After Chen Mo heard this, he withdrew his front foot and stopped.

I...... Li Shimin's words stopped again.

Chen Mo took a few steps forward and said unhurriedly, "Your Majesty, if there is anything you can say directly, I am willing to do the work of dogs and horses." ”

Li Shimin hurriedly walked down from the dragon chair, pulled Chen Mo and said:

"I heard that Qing's black soil fried chicken restaurant is very delicious, can you get me one too, I want to try it too."

Chen Mo smiled in surprise and said, "That's it, Weichen immediately asked someone to get it, but he just wanted to borrow it from His Majesty's imperial kitchen." ”

"Someone is coming," Li Shimin shouted.

Chen Mo said to the guards who came, "You go to the Xiaoyue Inn to find my friend." Tell them I'm going to get fried chicken, and they'll bring the ingredients.

Li Shimin pulled Chen Mo very close and said, "I, listen to your master, you are not only wise, but also have a strategy that he will not change."

Li Shimin saw that Chen Mo didn't answer, and then said, "I want to...... I very much hope that you will serve as the envoy this time and help me solve the problem of famine. ”

After hearing this, Chen Mo thought to himself, and ...... Famine?, Chin Cha?, tease me.

"Old man, you are really using your strength to trick your apprentice." Chen Mo scolded secretly.

No, the old man said he would wait for me in Chang'an. Chen Mo thought for a moment and immediately postponed: "Your Majesty, the minister won't, you can go to my master."

Negative sentiment +100 from Li Shimin

Li Shimin stopped Chen Mo by the shoulder, and he had a posture of wanting to call Chen Mo a brother. "Your master is not in Chang'an, he helped me to do big things, and when I left, I specially asked me to summon you back to Beijing."

Chen Mo broke free of Li Shimin, thinking to himself, "This emperor is really treacherous, talking nonsense while being soft on the other hand." ”

He said modestly: "It's the most useless master in the next place, you can find my master's other apprentices, I'm very busy."

Ding Dong, negative sentiment +100 from Li Shimin

Li Shimin's angry eyes were immediately covered by a smile again, "Little general, you promise me, you don't want to be for the Tang Dynasty, but also think about the people." ”

"You see how many of your spells turn ministers into dogs, and you must have other spells that can turn wasteland into food."

Chen Mo knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, do you know that everything in heaven and earth has its own laws, turning wasteland into seeds, and turning soybeans into soldiers, these are all nonsense and contrary to nature. ”

Li Shimin hurriedly helped Chen Mo up and said, "Wow, you can still scatter beans into soldiers?, I have found a treasure." ”

Treasure skin, these things will be dissolved as soon as they encounter dirty things, and it is very not recommended.

Li Shimin looked at Chen Mo with firm eyes, and Chen Mo was a little embarrassed

"Your Majesty, I agreed to what you said about clearing the wasteland and farming, but I will take some time to think of a way."

"Wang, Wang, Wang" The "dogs" who ran around interrupted the conversation between the two with their howls.

Li Shimin shouted angrily, "Keep calling, keep calling...... It's noisy, what's it called. ”

Chen Mo clasped his hands into fists and said respectfully: "Back to Your Majesty, they said thank you to me and turned them into dogs, especially Minister Liang."

Li Shimin, look at you, you have become a dog when you meet my minister for the first time, and it will be good for you to be known by your master.

Back to Your Majesty, my master will definitely praise me for my Taoist skills, and will not scold me. Chen Mo responded.

+100 negative sentiment from Li Shimin

+100 negative emotions from everyone

Little General, you turn them back, and I can deal with the Minister of Flavor if you change them back. Li Shimin said.

It seems to make sense. Chen Mo replied

At this time, I saw him with his hands and ten, reciting a few incantations in his mouth, "touch", the white speed of light exploded at once, and the eyes of the person who flashed with strong light could not be opened at all, and when he disappeared, he returned to his original state, and the ministers all appeared in front of Li Shimin in the form of lying on their stomachs.

Li Shimin gave Chen Mo a thumbs up and shouted, "Strange, strange, strange" The ministers were completely frightened and surprised when they saw Chen Mo, "The gods spare their lives, the gods spare their lives"

Chen Mo waved his hand modestly, "Offended, offended"

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The hazy night is accompanied by the cool breeze of the night.

The gate inside and outside the palace gate has long been locked, and the solemn hall is still brightly lit, and the decoration of red bricks and green tiles can be seen clearly.

The Taiji Hall, inlaid with dragon-shaped totems above, looks even more gloomy and cold in the cold moonlight.

At this time, Fang Xuanling had been kneeling in the main hall, "Your Majesty, this demon must not stay." This man ...... with a few pieces of paper"

Li Shimin was a little angry and interrupted Fang Xuanling's words: "If you like to kneel, you can kneel, I'm going to eat fried chicken with the little general." ”

Negative emotions from Fang Xuanling +100

Chen Mo squatted down at this time and said to Fang Xuanling, "Master Fang, if you don't go back, your wife will beat you."

Negative emotions from Fang Xuanling +500

Li Shimin said, "He can't go back today, the palace gate is closed." ”

Fang Xuanling came back to his senses at this time and pleaded, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, can you issue a holy decree saying that I went home late because of official business, and ask Madame not to beat me and not be angry with me."

Chen Mo originally wanted to tease, but he didn't expect this guy to be really afraid of his wife.

Sprinkle? Dare to beat my minister, this has been a few times, a woman is so bold to see how I clean up you, a shrew. Li Shimin said in shock and anger.

Li Shimin had a bad idea, and then smiled, "Come on, give me the Xuanfang clan to meet." ”

Li Shimin asked, "What do you have to pay attention to, clean up this shrew, and help Fang Qing's family."

No voice answered .......

Li Shimin saw Chen Mo smiling, "Little general, have you paid attention?"

Chen Mo's reaction was very normal, thinking that this is also called a tigress, so what are we.

Then he waved his hand. He said, "Your Majesty, you can handle it yourself, I have other things to do, and I don't have time to think about it." ”

Li Shimin couldn't do anything about Chen Mo, after all, it was hard for him to go to find food for himself as a messenger.

He had no choice but to compromise and flatter, saying, "Then when I clean up later, you are not allowed to help, little general."

I want to teach him a lesson for my minister, and I secretly think in my heart that I must be angry with my minister, otherwise where will I put my face.

"Little girl Fang's knock to see Your Majesty." Fang's made a big salute

Li Shimin shouted loudly when he saw Fang's coming, "What a Fang, you dare to bully my minister like this, where did you put my face." ”

Back to Your Majesty, the husband is disobedient, and the wife does not teach, which is to lose His Majesty's face. Fang replied.

Li Shimin was completely angry, and said proudly, "Come and give poisoned wine, you only have two choices today." ”

"This, let Fang Aiqing take a concubine

These two are drinking this poisonous wine. ”

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, Fang picked up the poisonous wine and drank it all.

Li Shimin was completely frightened by Fang's, and a cold sweat broke out, and he whispered in his mouth, "What a fierce woman, hey...... I'm scared when I see it, let alone Fang Aiqing. ”

Fang Xuanling hugged Fang's body and cried, why are you so fierce.

"Your Majesty, the fried chicken is ready," the eunuch swallowed his saliva and said.

"Come up, bring it up," Li Shimin said excitedly.

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