277 Straight urethra donkey horse run
277 straight urethra donkey horse run
Emperor Zhao Ji returned to Bianliang, Tokyo, and still lived in Longde Palace, and began to feel good. After a while, I felt more and more uncomfortable. First of all, the people who served him, except for the personal eunuch Xiao Shunzi, the other eunuchs and palace maids were all changed, and it was particularly difficult to use. I fought a few times, but I got angry, but it didn't solve the problem.
Another incident made Zhao Ji even more angry, his freedom was stripped away. Except for staying honestly in the Longde Palace, you are not allowed to go anywhere. To put it bluntly, the son put Lao Tzu under house arrest. Zhao Ji made a fuss three times, and Zhao Huan let go to Genyue to play for a long time.
Zhao Ji thought about it, and he had to find a powerful person to unite with him in order to win greater freedom and benefits. Who to look for? Cai Jing, who was favored in the past, waited for the death of the exile and exile, and there was no one who wanted to use it. The women around me are like frightened birds, and they have to protect themselves.
Concubine Wu De, I can only find Concubine Wu De. Fortunately, she is not around, and now she is the king of Wude, with a base and a certain strength, Zhao Huan doesn't dare to do anything to her.
One day husband and wife 100 days, 100 days husband and wife like the depth of the sea. I, Zhao Ji, am generally good to her, I know my situation, and I won't sit idly by.
The night before going to Genyue, Zhao Ji called Junzi to the bedside and talked to him in a low voice. Don't dare to raise your voice, for fear that others will hear. In addition to Shunzi, Zhao Huan's eyes and ears are everywhere.
"Junzi, go to Genyue tomorrow to play, aren't you happy?" Zhao Ji asked happily.
"Of course delighted! I am even happier with the Emperor!! Junko smiled.
"This is your chance to get out! Be sure to catch it!! β
"I'm out? Emperor, I will not go anywhere, I will serve you for the rest of my life. β
Zhao Ji poked his head out of the mosquito net, and when he saw that there was no one, he was relieved.
"Junzi, I know you are loyal, if you don't go out, we will never come out! - You understand?! Zhao Ji stared at Junzi's eyes.
"I understand. But who are you going to now? "Junko is quite pessimistic.
"I thought about it for a long time, and there was no one else who could help us, only one. - Who do you think it would be? β
"The Emperor, are you talking about Concubine Wude?"
"Exactly!" Zhao Ji suddenly came to his senses, "After entering the garden tomorrow, I will try to sneak out." First go to a place called Qingniang Hotel, which is a foothold of Concubine Wu De in Tokyo. The owner of the hotel is Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, and the proprietress is his wife Sun Erniang, as long as you see one of them, you can send you to the Daimyo's Mansion. β
"Emperor, I'll tell them about the situation, and then I'll come back and serve you!" Junko said reluctantly.
"It's hard for you to go out, and it's even harder to come back! They won't let you stay with me for long. - I'm afraid they'll find a mistake......"
Junzi understood, and obeyed the words of the emperor.
Most of the people sent by Zhao Huan were on Genyue for the first time, and they were immediately attracted. Looking around, I hated that my parents had two missing eyes, and I was dazzled.
For lunch, Zhao Ji paid for it and invited everyone to eat and drink in the national villa. Eating happily and drinking happily, no one noticed that Xiao Shunzi was gone. - Xiao Shunzi has slipped away a long time ago.
When everyone accompanied the Emperor Taishang to hide and seek in the swastika maze, Xiao Shunzi ran away from the urethra. After convenience, he saw that no one was following him, so he ran into the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden and found Xue Weng.
Xue Weng: We introduced it before. He is the director of the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden appointed by Zhao Ji, the beast trainer, and the official residence of the four products. Junko briefly introduced the situation and asked a horse to ride to report the news.
"Father-in-law, there are horses, the goal is too big." Xue Weng shook his head and said, "It's better to ride a donkey, just ride my good donkey, which is no slower than a horse." β
"Lord Xue reminded me that it was." Junko also feels that in extraordinary times, it is better to ride a donkey than a horse.
When the two came to the donkey pen, Junko saw a pitch-black donkey, only the donkey's letter and hooves were white. Xue Weng cherishes his mount very much, and ordinary people do not borrow it. He came to the donkey, patted the donkey's buttocks, and whispered to the donkey for a long time, and the donkey nodded.
Junko naturally doesn't understand, he doesn't know donkey language.
"Riding a horse, riding a bull riding a 'front sandwich', riding a donkey riding a fart. Share. Egg. Straight, it's experience. Riding my donkey is much more comfortable than riding a horse. When you get to the place, just let it go. The old horse knows the way, and my donkey is a living map. β
Xue Weng said as he led the donkey out. Junko saw that the donkey did not have a saddle, but a black cloth was draped over the donkey's back.
Shunzi didn't say much, turned over on the donkey, and moved his body back. Without whipping, the donkey went on his own, and went out of Genyue at a corner gate. The donkey was neither fast nor slow, moving at a speed of 25 pulses per hour......
Whether it is the Northern Song Dynasty or the Southern Song Dynasty, there are fewer horses and more donkeys. Zhang Zeduan's famous "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" painted 20 horses and 45 donkeys. The Northern Song Dynasty is located in the Central Plains, which is not suitable for raising horses. Although the horses are fast, they can eat very well, but they are not easy to feed, so they have to have a prairie. Although donkeys are not as fast as horses, they are tolerant and do not like to get sick. Therefore, the people of the Central Plains mainly raised donkeys. The leg strength of three donkeys is equivalent to that of two horses, and the forage they eat is only half that of a horse.
The literati of the Song Dynasty, even the great writers, loved to ride donkeys.
The dragon elephant may be embarrassed, and the lips are not ashamed of the immortals. Linlu Changming has a true meaning, and the disciples of Panshan have been participating in the same thing for a long time. ββThis is a poem written by Wang Anshi about riding a donkey.
There are traces of dust and wine on the clothes, and there is no soul everywhere when you travel far away. Is this fit a poet? Drizzle rides a donkey into the sword gate. - This is a poem written by Lu You about riding a donkey.
Of course, the image of riding a donkey is not as powerful as riding a horse. At critical moments, you can rent a horse, such as getting married, and the groom will ride a tall horse to welcome the bride. Ordinary people can't afford to raise horses, and even if they can, the official family won't let them. Horse rental shops are all run by the government. Renting a horse is similar to renting a BMW, Mercedes-Benz and other luxury cars to get married.
The donkey kept bringing Junko to the Qingniang Hotel. Zhang Qing is not at home, Sun Erniang is here.
Sun Erniang was happier than Zhang Qing and listened to Shunzi's intentions. Immediately led two horses from the backyard, rode one with Junko, rode the horses and whips, and galloped towards the daimyo's mansion.
As I said just now, ordinary people are not allowed to raise horses, why does Sun Erniang raise horses? Qingniang Hotel, it is not opened by ordinary people, and the backstage is that of King Wude. Both private and public.
Donkeys are replaced by horses, like birds. The gun was replaced with a cannon. Junko felt the wind in both ears and the trees retreating, which was particularly exciting. It's like a bicycle has been replaced by a motorcycle, and Santana has been replaced by a big runner.
Xiao Shunzi saw Hu Sanniang, who was closer than seeing his own mother. plunged into his arms and cried, and said vigorously: "Concubine Wude, you can save the old emperor quickly, his life is too miserable......"
It took Hu Sanniang a long time to understand what was going on, and it turned out that Lao Tzu and his son had an awkward quarrel.
King Wude convened a small meeting to study how to deal with the matter. In the end, everyone's opinion is: wait and see what happens, and don't interfere in the royal family affairs for the time being.
It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs. Hu Sanniang understands this truth, as long as Zhao Huan is not too much, it is better to take care of it.
Please take a look at the next time - 278 Zhao Ji's birthday wine and food are cold