278 Zhao Ji's birthday wine and food are cold
278 Zhao Ji's birthday wine and food are cold
The tenth day of the tenth lunar month in 1126 (1126) is the birthday of Emperor Zhao Ji, and it is also his last birthday in Bianliang, Tokyo.
The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and although the preparation for the birthday banquet is not as rich as the past, it is still a hundred times stronger than the birthday of ordinary people. There are dozens of dishes and more than 10 kinds of wine.
Zhao Ji was very happy and wanted to have a family party on his birthday, and everyone who could come came. There are a lot of big and small wives, and a lot of children and grandchildren. The meal had already been served, but no one moved their chopsticks because they were waiting for a distinguished "guest".
It is inappropriate to say that the guest is not someone else Zhao Ji's son, the current emperor Zhao Huan. It stands to reason that Lao Tzu celebrates his birthday, and when his son celebrates his birthday, he should go to celebrate his birthday whether it is from the "truth" or "etiquette". However, the father and son have been in a stalemate recently.
"Queen, do you think I'm going or not?" Zhao Huan asked for comments.
"Your Majesty, you have to go both public and private. Yu Gong, you are the emperor, he is the emperor, the emperor is on his birthday, how can the emperor not be there? Yu Private, he is a father, and you are a son. It's a father's birthday, how can my son not go? Empress Zhu Lian persuaded.
"It's such a reason, but I'm afraid of being embarrassed, and I don't know what to say."
"People are afraid to meet, and trees are afraid to peel their skins. Father and son, when they met, they all unraveled any knots. ”
Under Zhu Lian's persuasion, Zhao Huan finally agreed to attend his father's birthday banquet. Only took the personal eunuch Xiao Huazi and the empress Zhu Lian to Longde Palace.
Zhao Ji was very happy when he saw the emperor's son coming, and got up to greet him. When the younger brothers saw their brother coming, they were honestly afraid, Zhao Huan didn't smile when he was the prince, and when he became the emperor, he kept a straight face every day, as if everyone owed him money.
The only one who is closer to Zhao Huan is the ninth brother Zhao Gou. When he saw his brother coming, he went up to greet him and said a few words. Zhao Ji knew that the relationship between the two brothers was relatively good, so he let the two sons sit beside him.
"Good, good! It's hard to get it all done! Zhao Ji looked at his children and grandchildren and smiled, "It's still the same old rule, before the banquet starts, who will perform a small show to help the fun?" ”
Zhao Gou stood up, nodded to his father and brother, and said with a smile: "I performed a little trick for my father, imperial brother, younger brother, etc., and I learned from Lin Lao Dao in my early years, and I was ugly." ”
Zhao Huan frowned, because he hated Lin Laodao very much, and he was sending people to hunt him down. Zhao Gou was happy because of his father's birthday, but he didn't notice his brother's expression.
"This trick is called fairy bean picking, and the average person uses three pompoms, which is relatively easy. I used three pigeon eggs, which are slippery and fragile, so don't laugh at me if you're embarrassed. ”
Zhao Gou said as he walked to the center, took three golden bowls, and lit them up for everyone. He took out three more pigeon eggs and showed them to everyone, and they began to change.
In short, three pigeon eggs, walking around in three golden bowls, dazzling. Finally, Zhao Gou beat three pigeon eggs into a crystal bowl and buckled them with a golden bowl.
"The time has come to witness the miracle - change!" Zhao Gou moved the golden bowl away, and the crystal bowl was half a bowl of pigeon soup. Everyone was stunned, and the children applauded.
Zhao Gou came to his father with pigeon soup and invited him to taste it. Zhao Ji picked up the golden spoon, scooped a spoonful and ate it into his mouth, applauding again and again.
"Go'er, it's really yours, it's delicious. Huan'er, you can taste it too. Zhao Ji said as he looked at his son.
Zhao Gou came to his brother, and Zhao Huan took a spoonful and said yes.
The birthday party began, and the atmosphere was good.
In order to repair the relationship with his son, Zhao Ji picked up his gob, poured two golden jue wine, and brought it over in person, wanting to toast to his son Zhao Huan.
Zhao Huan saw that his father came over to toast him in person, so he hurriedly stood up and took the golden jue.
"Don't say anything, it's all in the wine!" Zhao Ji said with a smile.
"Yes, it's all in the wine!" Zhao Huan also said with a smile.
Xiao Huazi stood behind Zhao Huan and lightly stepped on his left heel. Zhao Huan's heart moved, smiled and said, "Emperor, how dare I drink, what about the wine you toast?" Father, I will respect you first. ”
Zhao Huan put down the Jin Jue in his hand, picked up a few jade cups, touched it with his father, and toasted. Zhao Ji felt very uncomfortable, but he still drank the wine. Zhao Huan said that there was something wrong and left in a hurry.
Zhao Ji returned to his seat, the more he thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, and in front of everyone, he drank the golden jue wine that he had served. While crying, he said:
"I, Zhao Ji, am a bastard sometimes! He has done a lot of things that have brought harm to the country and the people. But no matter how bastard I am, I can't poison my own son. Tiger poison doesn't eat children! ……”
Zhao Ji cried and made a fuss like this, and no one could eat and drink. Dozens of tables of wine and food soon became cold. No one had enough to eat.
Zhao Gou and others hurriedly ran over to persuade his father, and comforted him for a long time before he stopped his grief. Zhao Ji's last birthday banquet opened in celebration and ended in sadness.
Zhao Ji didn't expect that this would be his last birthday banquet; Zhao Huan didn't expect that this was his father's last birthday party.
Zhao Ji lay on the dragon bed and shed tears for a long time, and Empress Zheng persuaded her for a long time, and then gradually thought about it.
Zhao Huan was lying on the dragon bed and began to regret it, and Empress Zhu also began to say to her husband: "Your Majesty, today's incident is that you are wrong!" Blood is thicker than water, no matter how you say it, a father will not harm his son! ”
"Yes! I complained about Xiao Huazi, a rabbit cub, I wanted to drink it, but he stepped on me in the back. Zhao Huan was busy pushing the responsibility.
"Xiao Huazi is ghostly, I don't think he's a good thing, let's replace him."
"This kid is a bit of a ghost, but he's very loyal to me. - You say, how can you make the old man happy? ”
"It's best to find a chance to explain to the old man."
"I really don't want to meet again, it's better not to meet in the palace. - Let's find an opportunity to talk to the Queen Mother! ”
Zhao Huan said that the next time he saw his father was actually in the prisoner camp of the Jin Kingdom.
Zhao Ji was disheartened, but fortunately, there were many women around him. There is Empress Zheng who is in love with each other; There are, and the charm is still there, and the little Liu Guifei still exists; There are young and sexy, coquettish money stars, and so on.
Zhao Ji didn't want to think about anything else, "eat, drink, play, and have fun". Now, Zhao Ji can't afford to put up such a big score as in the past, but after all, he is still too emperor. For convenience, dozens of beloved women are concentrated in the Longde Palace, with a single room for each person.
The Emperor Taishang has a deck of cards in his hand, which he made himself. Each card draws a beauty, of course, it is the "old beauty" of the past, and if you want to choose a new one, you don't have that condition.
Whether it's daytime, or night. Zhao Ji shuffled the deck of cards when he was fine, and then drew one. If you find out who is who, go to the woman's private room and go crazy.
At three o'clock in the morning, I had just finished going crazy in Qian Xingxing's single room. began to shuffle and draw cards again, and this time it was Queen Zheng Xin. Zhao Ji lifted the curtain and saw Zheng Xin kneeling on the ground.
"Zheng Xin, what are you doing here?" Zhao Ji still respects the queen and stepped forward to help.
"Listen to me. ……” Zheng Xin shook it off, "You can't go on like this anymore, you can't be so unrestrained, don't you want to die?" ”
"I know it's not good! But what else can I do? ”
"Writing and drawing are better than this!"
A word to wake up the dreamer.
"Yes! Even if I can't be a lover saint, I can't make myself a. Sticks! You can't put your little brother on a woman's body for twelve hours a day! ”
Zhao Ji began to restrain himself and began to write and draw again.
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