Chapter 16: Return to Beijing
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The Qingyun faction is a mysterious department newly established by Tang Taizong among the people, and his real principal is actually Li Chunfeng, that is, Chen Mo's master Huang Guanzi.
It is located in the middle of the bustling Chang'an City, and the shape of the above gossip changes during the day, and the shape of the following gossip changes at night.
If you don't know how to gossip, once you enter the gossip labyrinth, you will fall into an endless cycle until you are exhausted.
The Qingyun faction is mainly to convene the world's strange people, and this time Tang Taizong was in a hurry to summon Chen Mo to return to Beijing, because of Li Chunfeng's hexagram in the Taiji Palace.
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The people sent by Qingyun hurried to the border.
And Chen Mo and the others also set off two days later, and they embarked on the road back to Beijing, just missing the people sent by Qingyun.
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At dusk
At the top of the sky, there was a dark red cloud, and the afterglow of the slanting sun shone on the earth, and a hazy fog filled the land.
The surging water of the Yellow River flows down from Kunlun to the shore of the Bohai Sea, and the sparkling water waves flash on the river surface.
Chen Mo's men were cutting bamboo in the bamboo forest on the edge of the Yellow River, preparing to make fishing rods.
Chen Mo and Lan Yunshuang were chatting and drinking in the carriage.
"Brother Mo, this wine is so delicious," Lan Yunshuang said.
"Hmm," Chen Mo replied.
"Brother Mo, you play the piano, how about I blow the flute." Lan Yunshuang said.
Chen Mo was a little stunned, "I can't play, Shuang'er, I can only play the guitar"
Guitar?
What is it?
Lan Yunshuang said curiously.
The guitar has six wires, huh? Chen Mo said while drinking.
…… Pander to......
Forget it, I'm going to blow the flute, what tune do you want to hear? Lan Yunshuang said.
Chen Mo thought for a while and said, "Hmm...... Let's be a little more chinoiserie. ”
+100 negative sentiment from Lan Yunshuang
There is a sound in my head, and the system is prompting.
Chen Mo was a little stunned, which would produce negative emotions.
Also...... Half in the bag......
Chen Mo's stomach began to growl.
+500 negative sentiment from everyone
Chen Mo tidied up his clothes and jumped out of the carriage, his face was a little angry, and the soldiers knelt on the ground when they saw this, with frightened eyes on their faces.
"See the general," the soldiers said.
"Is my face dirty? Seeing me one by one is like seeing a ghost, and you don't want to live anymore. Chen Mo said deliberately
"Back to the general, the little ones don't dare," the soldiers replied neatly.
A brave soldier crawled and knelt down in front of Chen Mo and said:
"The little ones are because General Li Jing just ordered that if you get out of the carriage and we can't catch it, you will kill us, so you are really afraid."
"Spare Your Life"
Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, I said, am I so terrible?
So Chen Mo laughed out loud "haha": Oh! That's it!
I'm going to teach you a way that will work.
We don't have any leftover materials to make mines.
Mine? The soldier interjected curiously.
Even if we hit the Turkic mines, if you find a place where the water is not in a hurry and throw it down, there must be a lot of fish.
Can you do it in the water? The soldier on the side asked Chen Mo with a puzzled face.
Of course, whether it's in the sky, or on the ground, the key depends on whether you have this technology. Chen Mo patiently explained Chen Mo's doubts.
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The evening sunlight scattered into the doors and windows, and Chen Mo in the room was meditating, he no longer had the previous panic, but was full of anticipation.
Chen Mo only entered the realm of consciousness and tasted the sweetness of the Heavenly Star Technique, Chen Mo completely gave up the cultivation of the Heavenly Demon Technique, and began to indulge in the Heavenly Star Technique and couldn't extricate himself.
At this moment, he was short of breath and sweating profusely, and he was cultivating the second level of the Celestial Star Technique.
After a while, Chen Mo's whole body exuded orange light, and in less than a moment, Chen Mo was completely surrounded by the orange light.
The difference between the second orange color and the first red color of astrology is that orange astrology can radiate anger to those around you, and you can accept negative emotions from the other party.
And each layer of cultivation will be different, the true qi in the body will become stronger and stronger, the realm of consciousness will be stronger, and the ability to control emotions will be stronger.
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On the Tai Chi Temple
morning
Hooray, hooray, hooray
"Wan your sister, you can live to 99." Chen Mo said to himself, kneeling down reluctantly.
The minister next to him heard Chen Mo's self-talk, stood up and pointed at Chen Mo and said, "Your Majesty, he said that you, your sister, live to 99 and talk about it." ”
Li Shimin said angrily, "General Chen, can you have such a thing?"
Chen Mo stood up, "Yes, did I say something wrong?"
"You actually said that Your Majesty would not live to be 99," said the old minister, crying.
"Come on, take it for me," Li Shimin said.
Chen Mo kicked the soldiers who came away
"You dare!"
+100 negative emotions from everyone
Chen Mo jumped in front of Li Shimin's dragon chair and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, you want to be a good number in the emperor's house, what do you think will happen to two 9s, our Taoist ninety-nine is one, become a Buddha and become an immortal!" ”
Li Shimin laughed happily, for a superstitious person like him, he naturally knew what it meant, and hurriedly leaned on the right side of the dragon chair, letting Chen Mo sit on the left, and listened to him talk about the road to becoming an immortal.
Chen Mo refused to sit on the dragon chair and chose to sit on the stairs below.
Tang Taizong was furious when he saw the edict: Prime Minister, I have endured you a few times, why do you want to withhold the edict I wrote and not send it.
Someone came and arrested me
When Chen Mo heard this, he was very angry and stood up, "Your Majesty, you really don't know what to do, others Wei Zheng is kind and kind enough to help you withhold the edict, you fool still arrests others"
Negative sentiment +500 from Li Shimin
+100 negative sentiment from ministers
The ministers whispered.
Chen Mo's brain kept brushing the system prompts.
Chen Mo jumped down, grabbed the minister's clothes, and glared at the minister's eyes, "Are you dissatisfied with me!" has the ability to speak out, and negative emotions are generated behind the scenes. ”
The minister said, "You are too disrespectful, you are simply ...... Wang, Wang, Wang"
"Ha, ha, ha......"
"None of you are still convinced! Say it" Chen Mo led the dog, walked around to scare the minister, and then walked to Li Shimin's dragon chair, Li Shimin instinctively leaned to the right.
The minister hugged him in fright.
"Is Prime Minister Wei right?" Chen Mo asked
"Yes, yes," the ministers replied tremblingly.
"Well, it seems that you will still tell the truth" Chen Mo nodded.
Chen Mo took the puppy and said, "Your Majesty, I'll tell you a story, that is, once upon a time, there was a fool who wanted to eat fish, so he dug up the lake and dug it dry."
Then that fool wanted to eat the beast again, and he thought I'll set fire to the mountain! So I can eat the roasted beast. ”
"Hey, hey, hey" Chen Mo, who was tired, then sat on the ground in the middle of the main hall again, talking while playing with the dog, and didn't forget to laugh there.
+100 negative sentiment from the minister
Chen Mo said, "Oh, Your Majesty, you said that the people in this story are not stupid, are they very similar to Your Majesty." ”
How dare you scold Your Majesty? Fang Xuanling said.
"Your Majesty is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry," Chen Mo said contemptuously.
"You...... Your Majesty, he scolded me for being a eunuch, "Fang Xuanling."
"Ha, ha, ha" The ministers laughed very noisily.
Chen Mo thought for a moment, took out all the transformation spells in the system, weaved the charms into a big net, and turned all the ministers into dogs.
Ah, dog...... Dogs have become dogs. Tang Taizong went from standing up and shouting to sitting down paralyzed.
Tang Taizong was angry, but although Chen Mo scolded him and praised him again, and it was all realized, he didn't dare to say anything if he had a good face.
After all, he really wanted to become the eternal master in the mouths of Li Chunfeng and Chen Mo.
So after a while, Tang Taizong said: "I was wrong, I will change the edict immediately, don't be angry, you turn my ministers back and don't let them be dogs.!" ”
Chen Mo smiled, "How good a dog is, loyal and loyal, unlike people who are two-faced and three-stabbed, all betrayal." ”
"Wang, Wang, Wang," the ministers cried.
Tang Taizong smiled, and after a while, his face turned white, and he thought, "Then I'm not a dog's head?"
Three threads slid down Tang Taizong's head.
Chen Mo: "The 205 suggested that only soldiers under the age of 18 should be recruited in the future, and they only need to be tall. Come out for me."
A group of dogs ducked back, whining.
Can General Chen turn them back? Li Shimin Q&A.
Chen Mo said, "They will change back in an hour." I'll go first and go to do something for Your Majesty. ”
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