Chapter 876: Stealing the Sky and Changing the Day
Yelu Yan really couldn't imagine that Lao Xiao and Xiao Gao, who had brought disaster to the country and the people, were so embarrassed that they did this.
However, Yelu didn't dare to refute Lao Xiao now. Because Lao Xiao directly threw out a so-called condition he negotiated: the disarmament of the Song State.
And Lao Xiao looked threatening, as if he said, "If you Yelu interfere with this matter, Gao Fangping will not disarm."
As an old and loyal minister, he knew that they were tired, but if the Song State was willing to disarm, Yelu Yan also wanted this result, so he had to temporarily throw himself into a trap and not talk about the problem just now.
At the same time, Yelu Yan was really drunk, and he didn't know what the first three rows of these calamities to the country and the people thought, such as when Lao Xiao dared to accept the benefits, he acquiesced in Gao Fangping's behavior of marching into Western Xia, and came back to pull the calf, suppressed all the remarks that were unfavorable to the Song State at that time, and walked the Western Xia threat theory in the Liao State all day long, so that the Liao Emperor subconsciously thought that the Western Xia should be taught to be a man.
And this time, in the same way, Gao Fangping, in order to have some interests with Lao Xiao, actually agreed to disarm in the Song State. So Gao Fangping, the little traitor's discipline, Yelu Yan really doesn't understand it.
So at this point, the etiquette of the Song envoys was completed, and the Liao Emperor was very happy. Tong Guan Gao Fang and others also entered their own seats, and they could sit and watch others.
When Yelu Nanxian, the former daughter of the Liao State and the queen of Western Xia, entered the tent to meet her, Lao Yelu knew that this time the Hui Partridge was really finished.
Because Yelu Nanxian was also poured rice soup by Gao Fangping, as soon as he came in, he felt pitiful and beauties, and began to find a "government complaint" to complain about the suffering of Western Xia.
Strangely, everyone thinks that this woman has decided that her head is not saved. The Song army beat them like dogs, and then they did not withdraw their troops in the territory of Western Xia, but Yelu Nanxian did not mention Song State, and only cried that the partridge and horse thieves slaughtered the cute poor people in Western Xia and robbed them of their supplies and cattle and sheep.
The bigwigs feel that the world is hopeless. This is called the crime of killing ten people, killing a thousand people.
However, in Gao Fangping's opinion, this is actually normal. For example, in later generations, China did not kill the Japanese much, did not offend them much, but they looked down on China. On the contrary, the Yankees' bomber cluster almost bulldozed Tokyo, and in the end, they threw two mushrooms down without understanding it, which harmed many Japanese women, but in fact, Japanese civil society after the war longed for and admired the United States. But they are extremely hostile to China.
It doesn't make sense, but it's true. Perhaps the Japanese have the same mentality towards Americans as the Chinese police have to help Japanese poor travelers find bicycles.
Such a strange thing that logically does not make sense, but actually happens, is really happening in the leather room tent of the world police. Yelu Nanxian is not acting, she really has the same mentality as Japan towards the United States in later generations, so she doesn't hate Gao Fangping, but she hates the back partridge and horse thief.
This national treasure-level beauty of the Yelu family, Emperor Tianzuo was of course impressed by him. I was reluctant to marry her back then, and our Liao Kingdom didn't need to cede the princess to avoid foreign wars. Helplessly, Li Qianshun pursued it every day like a scoundrel and persevered, which moved the Liao clan.
This time, I saw Yelu Nanxian crying like a tearful man, and Emperor Tianzuo didn't understand anything else, but he could really imagine what the herdsmen's tent that had been looted by horse thieves looked like, so the Emperor of Tianfang was flickered and lame, picked up the cup and smashed it on the ground and shouted: "The Hui partridge people have come to this point, hateful and hateful, what is not good to do to be a horse thief." ”
Yelu Yan really couldn't stand the stupid emperor being fooled like this by a ** person, so he leaned on the old pestle and came out with a cane and said: "Your Majesty, Xiao Xiang and Empress Yelu's rhetoric is 'the horse thief of the Hui partridge', which does not mean that the Hui partridge people are all horse thieves, which has different meanings. You should listen to both. ”
The Emperor of the Heavenly Bomb is a fool, and he really doesn't understand the difference between this set of Han word games, anyway, he is just annoyed, and he thinks that the Hui Partridge people are hateful and hateful. But it was not convenient to scold Yeluyan, because the old elder had already coughed violently and wittily.
So the emperor stopped scolding him, and only held a grudge against the Hui people.
The Qiu Ba of Tubo has no characteristics, I heard that they don't take a bath, they are full of peculiar smells, black and autumn, although these grandsons are very polite when they come in, they are watched again, and the two young ladies of Yelu Qingyuan also booed them with rhythm. The whole big tent was full of laughter and laughter. Let the Tibetan people dare to be angry but dare not speak.
They understand that in the big tent of the king of the dead country, it is really a norm to be watched.
As for the Hui partridges, when they came in, they were scolded like their grandsons, and they were extremely frightened, and the momentum really had the rhythm of throwing the two hundred catties of the messenger's body here.
Fortunately, Lao Xiao was in control of the field, and stabilized the situation after giving a mouthful. This is just a dismount, knocking back the partridge in momentum, the real warning and negotiation, of course, is to borrow the deterrent power of today's million-strong military parade, and Lao Xiao slowly warned them afterwards.
When the Goryeo Emperor Wang Mata came to see him, it was very funny because of the blue nose and swollen face of this lady. His body is like Gao Fangping, and a grassland man like Liaohuang obviously doesn't like this model.
Under the circumstance of prejudice, Lao Xiao, who has brought disaster to the country and the people, has sent a lot of information to the Liao Emperor in the past two days, and said a lot of bad things about Goryeo, which basically means "this group of Diao people is not a good thing".
So this joke is big, Wang Mata is useless to be watched by this group of drug-addicted guys, don't want to be insulted, as the emperor of a country encounters such treatment, Wang Mata really wants to die.
In fact, he is not so hateful, but Yelu Qingyuan is scolding him with rhythm. Then the Liao Emperor didn't like this person either, so the tone became mocking and teasing Wang Yu.
There is no reason for this, because the two young ladies have cleaned him up, so they will continue to clean up now. It's like the fact that Marquis Yikun hurt Miba's mother, and he won't feel guilty and will continue to hurt Miba.
The combination of various reasons, Wang Yu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, had not yet had time to find the Liao Emperor to report the black material of the anti-bone boy, but the Liao Emperor took the first step and said jokingly: "Wen Crepe is nondescript, the body is like a woman, and the face is like a monster, I ask you, you are obviously not good at fighting with weapons, so can you dance?" Why don't you just dance for everyone here? ”
Wang Yu almost fainted in anger and was on the spot.
However, yes, under the stealing of the two traitorous ministers of Lao Xiao Xiaogao, this big tent of the alliance that was supposed to be called Aguda dancing has become the Liao Emperor asking Wang Yu to dance.
Ah Guda is a ruthless man with backbone, and he dares not to dance when he is called, but unfortunately Wang Yu is not this person, he can only compromise, just like a flower in the movie. In fact, the dancing posture of the Korean people is okay, but Wang Mata dances too badly, and the dress is too sorry for the audience.
So it was an antics show, and many people just squirted alcohol.
Xiao Lina's two little gentlemen fell to the ground with laughter and pounded the ground.
No one knows what kind of mentality Wang Yu has at this time, if Gao Fangping guesses, he should have the same mentality as the little mute in Bianjing who plans to sue Wang Xuebin with a blood book, but is not treated by the government. It's a pity that everyone has a time to bow their heads, and the strong and powerful are only relative.
Seeing that the scene was chaotic and decadent, and Yelu Yan and the others failed to stop it, Gao Fangping was finally relieved.
This time, the main task of Liao, was basically closed at today's head fish banquet. Tong Guan had already been ridiculed by them, Yelu Nanxian had been sympathized with by them, and the Hui Partridge Messenger had been angrily scolded by them. Wang Mata had been insulted by them.
So after this long period of laughter and scolding, everyone has enough entertainment, and they will be aesthetically fatigued, and the Jurchen who appears in the end will not be regarded as that person. Everyone is tired of playing, and of course Emperor Liao will no longer be interested in letting Ah Guda dance.
It's really Wang Yu's dance that is disgusting to the Liao Emperor, and it is estimated that it will take three months to go back to the palace to see Mao Mei running naked to detoxify. Now he won't have the heart to watch men dance anymore.
Since he avoided the possibility of being insulted, Gao Fangping took the initiative to offend him by beating him. So two years later, the Jurchen rebellion incident should be stopped, and if there are no other accidents, Ah Guda's flesh thorn has now become Gao Fangping, and he will temporarily keep a low profile in the Liao State, and then take advantage of the political tone of Goryeo's lack of human rights, the Liao Emperor's mediocrity and the political tone of the Wangmata, and further send troops to the east of the Yalu River to rob.
The eloquent Ah Guta must be able to understand why Goryeo was insulted this time, Ah Guta will be grateful to Lao Xiao, he will think that this is Lao Xiao's meaning of helping me maintain stability after accepting bribes, since I have given all the protection money, of course I will continue to go to the territory of the Goryeo people to snatch the money back.
At this point, some people are happy and some people are hateful, there are drunk people everywhere, or they are like people who have taken 1 drug too much, and the Liao Emperor has been drunk by the distilled liquor developed by Gao Fangping.
There are two women who are sober, Yelu Nanxian and Xiao Didi are just pretending to be drunk, but in fact, they will look at Gao Fangping intentionally or unintentionally.
At some point, the two queens found out together that Gao Fangping had left the scene early on the grounds that he was too drunk to drink. He's not the mastermind, he's got a personality, so he's going to leave and someone else is going to hold on here......