Chapter 875: The Banquet with Drugs

The parade was over, and it finally stayed up until the evening.

The grasslands at this time are very beautiful. Gao Fangping took Ju Jing and Sister Liang and looked at the last Caixia in the sky.

It wasn't until someone from the protocol department of the Liao State came to invite that the grand dinner party had officially begun.

Then, according to the rules, Gao Fangping went to the Song State team to report, and after waiting for the summons, under the guidance of the officials of the Ministry of Rites of Liao, he first entered the account.

Of course, this is also the rule and ranking. The Song team ranked first, the Western Xia team led by Yelu Nanxian ranked second, followed by Huiqiu, Tubo, and Goryeo, and then the chiefs of each large or small tribe.

Of course, this ranking order is also determined by Lao Xiao and Gao Fangping. At first, Lao Xiao wanted to send the Jurchen tribe, who had great favors to the Liao State, in front of Western Xia to show its importance, and then put Goryeo last. But Gao Fangping said to Lao Xiao: It's wrong to do this, the faction will definitely be teased in the front, let the Liao Emperor concentrate on making fun of the people in the early stage, and when he is aesthetically tired in the back, he won't bother to laugh at the Jurchen Ministry.

The current place is the largest tent in the world that Gao Fangping has ever seen, which can accommodate 3,000 people, and the banquet halls used for dinner parties in later generations are really weak.

And then although it was a banquet, it also looked like a sword and a sword. The leather room guards began to pretend again, and with the tent large enough, there were hundreds of cavalry around the edge of the tent to stand guard.

Then there was a sound of singing and laughter everywhere, and the Liao Emperor was surrounded by three or five Mao girls who were almost naked, and he was looking here and there.

This situation made Xiao's Lilan, who was in estrus, very unhappy, so she sat on the queen's throne and pouted a mouth.

Damn, she pretended to be jealous, because it could be seen that Emperor Tianzuo was good at this, and because of the queen's "rebellion", the emperor was very satisfied with the queen on the contrary.

Countless children of the Liao Kingdom clan gathered in the royal circle, excitedly watching the novelty. They are also here to touch and look.

This is the rule, the "national gifts" brought by various countries or ministries are sent in and put down by the Ministry of Rites in advance, so these clan disciples are watching these gifts and are amazed. It's really a dazzling array of everything.

Two unusually handsome eagles, standing on the eagle's shelf, are very powerful, but no one dares to touch them. This is the gift brought by Aguta this time, a pair of Haidongqing. In fact, it was Lao Xiao who asked for a bribe and demanded that he must make such a contribution.

As for the rest, they are all vulgar objects like gold, silver, and jewelry.

The most peculiar gift of the Goryeo family is the eight Korean actresses, and I don't know if they have plastic surgery, but they look like they have no shortcomings. So Xiao's Lilan hated the Goryeo emperor Wang Mata to death. She was furious, urging Her Majesty to return the Goryeo gift and get rid of the untimely Wang Mata by the way.

Emperor Liao liked Xiao's Lilan jealousy the most, and laughed happily: "It's too much, a real warrior has to be supported by fine wine and beautiful women." The more of these things, the better. ”

Xiao's Lilan thought in her heart: It's really like this, you wait for the old lady to help King Qin to the throne and "Empress Dowager Xiao listens to the government", so that you know that it is powerful.

When the children of the clan were discussing that the most unique gift was given by the Jurchens, Emperor Liao, who was looking at the gift list, was stunned and said: "This thing that the Song Kingdom paid tribute to can make people fly, is it true?" ”

A sip of wine squirted out from Xiao's inside, and he didn't know what Song Guo had sent, because their gifts were kept secret before the Touyu Feast.

As a result, Lao Xiao came over and checked the gift list, but he couldn't see what it was, but countless large boxes containing all kinds of accessories or something. Looks like you can combine a monster?

Lao Xiao took the gift list again to confirm it, and saw that it was called "hot air balloon", and the annotation was: It can make people fly happily.

Empress Xiao was really attracted, and no one knew what it was now, but she felt that everything related to Gao Fangping was nothing simple. In this regard, Xiao's Lilan is full of curiosity and expectation.

Lao Xiao was very afraid that the Liao Emperor would continue to ask what the "hot air balloon" was, and that it would be very shameless if the prime minister couldn't answer, so Xiao said in a slanderous manner: "Your Majesty, the envoys have been waiting outside for a long time, and the gifts are like this, but this year is especially rich, and it is time to summon them to the account for a banquet." ”

Emperor Tianzuo nodded at this time, and someone followed the order given by Xiao's inside, and first raised his voice: In the Song Kingdom, he entered the big tent in the leather room to meet my emperor.

Tong Guan was the main envoy first, followed by Liu Zhengfu, Lin Ji, and Gao Fangping in a relatively low-key manner in the team.

Because it was a formal occasion, he had to kneel down to worship Emperor Liao, so according to the rules, other people played soy sauce, and Tong Guan walked over first and knelt down to "see His Majesty Emperor Liao".

It seems that the Liao Imperial Family has been abolished, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, Emperor Tianzuo is a big fool, and he likes to make fun of others to be too high of himself, so almost all the children of the clan nobles are virtuous.

This time, I saw Tong Guan is a burly eunuch with makeup kneeling in the center, and he actually has a beard, so the whole house laughed. It turned out that one of them did not fall, and everyone including Emperor Liao smiled and bent over. Then they talked to each other in Khitan language, and they chattered and laughed at each other.

Xiao's Lilan and Lao Xiao couldn't help but look at Gao Fangping worriedly, wondering if the Great Demon King should be mad about this, right?

This is something that Tong Guan must face, and it will inevitably happen. Even in the Song Kingdom, Tong Guan was used to being teased by the bigwigs like this. So he didn't look like he had any heart or lungs, and after waiting for the prompt from Ping, he got up, handed over the national letter written by Zhao Ji, and completed the etiquette.

Seeing that this group of clan disciples who collectively took medicine were still laughing at the Song envoys, Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina were careful that they would be seen by Gao Fangping, thinking that the Lao Tzu Liao people were immature, so there was a strange scene, and the two little gentlemen took the identity of the eldest sister, with a group of Liao Emperor royal children, including the queen's son King Qin, the little children pointed at those clan children and scolded together.

In this way, it is equivalent to two small gentlemen to Gao Fangping, Lao Xiao, and Xiao's Lilan to relieve the siege. Those clan children were scolded with big bags, thinking, ridiculing the envoys and Han barbarians, isn't it the mainstream, for the two young ladies Mao have rebelled this time?

In fact, they didn't know that in addition to protecting Gao Fangping's thoughts, the two young ladies also wanted to ask Tong Guan for advice on how to put on makeup.

After Tong Guanping's death, Yelu Yan, the official residence prince, the governor of Beifu, and the deputy privy envoy of Beifu, suddenly became troubled, came out and asked: "May I ask the Song envoy, last year, your Song State had driven away the invasion of the Western Xia people, but in the end did not give me the face of the Great Liao Shangguo, regarded my Da Liao's words suggesting a truce as nothing, and regarded the Li Di of Xiao, the privy prime minister of the Northern Mansion who visited the Song State of my Great Liao, as nothing, and still entered the Western Xia strongly, and fought to the Xiping Mansion, and until now, there is still no withdrawal of the army, this aggressive behavior is also reasonable?" ”

Tong Guan followed Gao Fangping's instructions in the morning, hugged his fists and said: "Yelu Xianggong misunderstood, in fact, the Song State did not invade the Western Xia, but all the land that was defeated has been returned to the Western Xia in accordance with the will of the Liao State. The Great Song Dynasty was a ceremonial state, and there was no reason to violate the national covenant with righteousness as the most important thing. The garrison of the Song State in Xia was only to protect the property and investment of the Song State in Xia, and never intervened in the internal affairs of Western Xia. All because the Western Xia was seriously harassed by the Hui partridge horse thieves, and the assets of our Song State were also deeply affected, so a military presence was needed to protect the interests of the Song State itself. ”

Xiao's Lidi immediately intervened and said: "Yes, judging from the news that the old minister has mastered, the Song State really gave the Liao State respect, and on the whole, it has achieved the main point of returning the government to Western Xia. And it is no secret that in the territory of Western Xia, it is harassed by Hui partridge horse thieves. ”

At this time, many people are called obedient in their hearts, and they all know that in this way, the Hui Partridge Messenger is finished this time, and there will be no human rights when he enters the account, and the rhythm humiliation brought up by Lao Xiao will definitely happen.

Lao Xiao promised to help Gao Fangping knock back the partridge, but he didn't expect that the action would be so big, and he would come to the head fish banquet so clearly.

The Emperor of Liao didn't understand anything, how could he know about these many diplomatic affairs, but as a steppe person, no one was not nervous about the word "horse thief", and the Liao Emperor heard the loyal and brave Lao Xiao say that the Hui partridge people were horse thieves, and immediately hated them very much.

Emperor Liao will be bewitched, but Yelu Yan will not, Lao Yan immediately wanted to bring the rhythm back anyway, but Xiao's Lidi took the lead and said: "In fact, the contact and negotiation between the minister and the Song State have never stopped. In order to protect their interests in the Song state, and to help the Western Xia defend themselves against horse thieves from the Hui partridges, the Song policy originally intended to increase the military presence deployed in the Western Xia. However, because this policy is somewhat sensitive to our Liao country, after many negotiations between the old minister and them, it has basically been negotiated now, and our Liao country, as the upper country, has come to inquire about the horse thief incident in line with the mentality of a responsible big country. In exchange for this, the Song State did not send additional troops and the Song State disarmed 100,000 internally. ”

In this era, as the emperor of Liao, he was not afraid of anyone, but he was a little worried about the Song State, because the Song State had an incident of mobilizing millions of soldiers and civilians to fight against the Liao army. In such a state of mind, as the tradition of the emperor of the Liao State, it must be a great joy to hear that the Song State wants to disarm.

So Emperor Liao slapped his legs and laughed: "Okay! It's really good, this is the supreme power of my Great Liao Kingdom, and it was actually done by your Xiao's inside, which is actually a feat that I have never achieved since the establishment of the Great Liao Dynasty, which is enough to go down in history. ”

"Your Majesty Shengming, Xiao Xiang is mighty. This is actually a feat that has not been seen in a hundred years, and it is actually the work of the famous monarch through the ages. The rest of the sycophants began to sing in chorus.

Yelu Yan only smiled bitterly, after they sang and agreed, the political tone was set, and once the tone was set, the partridge man was dead. This time the messenger of the partridge will inevitably become a meat shield, attracting away all ridicule and insults.